*blocks your gear shift*

>>17394076
get fuckeddddd car

>trying to upshift when ur already at 1.25k rpm

I would deny that shift to faggot

Lol new cars

Is this a Cumaro?

>>17394606
yes with paddle shifters

Cruzefag

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>>17394076
>muh onboard computah cucked me out of fucking up muh engine.

>>17394076
"Im sorry dave, im afraid i cant do that"

How?

My 07 fit sport has paddles and I can approach a stop light in 4th and wait until RPMs drop to 900 before downshifting.

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>>17395036
Fucking hell that car's a cunt

>>17394585
>Torquelet pls go.

>>17395036
kek

>>17394076

>"driving" a computer on wheels

>>17395036
You're a big transmission

> driving an old smart car in """manual shift""" mode
> the computer decides to override downshift at the same time as I pull the lever
> takes like ten seconds to drop two gears
> engine revs to the moon for a second then it takes another five seconds to upshift back to the gear I want

But anon, why did you use manual mode? Were you pretending the smart car is fast?
> drive up a hill in automatic mode
> the engine starts revving high in 2nd
> takes 5 seconds to upshift to 3rd
> meanwhile it loses all momentum
> lugs engine for a couple of seconds then downshifts to 2nd
> repeat

>>17394637
>Not wanting to save fuel.

It's like you never went the distance before.

>>17395036
GET FUCKEDDDDDD CAR

>>17396880
>Have automatic car in manual mode.
>It won't upshift.

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>>17394076
I always wondered what DCTs and paddle autos did if you tried to downshift at a super bad time.

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>>17395036

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>>17395036

>>17395036
WEW

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>>17396478
For you

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>>17395036

If I shift you, will you grind?

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>>17394076
Try and Deny me from Shifting

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>>17395036

>letting computers control anything more than the engine map

>>17394606
>>17394612

No its a Chevy Cruze. Camaros do it also though.

>>17397052
How do you open the hood?

>>17394076
Even stick shift has a mechanism to block you from entering 1st and R at speeds higher than 15km/h.

Is this bait?

>>17397083
It will be extremely unpleasant

>>17398804
On the camaro's there was a feature on the manual transmission that force you to skip shift. It would lock you out of the next gear and force you to go from 2nd to 4th. I had one for a year and I could never figured out what would cause it to active it seemed to do it at random for the most part.

>>17394076
Quality thread

>>17398930
Protip, the manual tells you what fuse to pull to disable that.

>>17399013
Protip, we were fucked the day we started buying cars that required disabling features to not suck.

>>17399038
It's actually brilliant as a fuel economy/emissions cheat. The manual for corvettes at least is like "guys totally don't pull this fuse, skip-shift won't work wink wink nudge nudge." It's its own dedicated fuse.

>>17399051
Yeah, my car didn't come with a spare.
It's brilliant as a cost saving cheat.

>>17399140
Actually spares being gone are due to fuel economy restrictions and to preserve trunk space now that cars have to be fatter and fatter. I don't see what you have against something that takes literally a minute to disable that lets you have a big, powerful engine.

>>17399718
>I don't see what you have against something that takes literally a minute to disable that lets you have a big, powerful engine.
>lets you have a big, powerful engine
guess not

>>17397052
If I take that off would you die?

>>17398804
Ever heard of synchronisers faggot?

>>17399038
ABS for instance.

>>17401924
It's really too bad.
Designing cars for idiots (which only makes good business sense, as they're the ones buying the largest percentage) tends to fuck those who actually have ability.

>>17398782
dont have to its a chrysler