The Crown Victoria is still the eternal autism chariot, right?

>>17389209
Yes

>>17389209
That's not a HHR

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>>17389209

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>>17389238

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>>17389306
click on the image, honey

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>>17389356
>click on the image, honey
I did. I can't believe what I read though. The autism man...

>>17389377
There are other, more autistic pictures of that guy

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>>17389388
>https://www.instagram.com/allanjh/

>>17389209

The way he put that on the car and the way he looks makes it seem like he's actually one in the literal sense

>>17389238
is it bad that I think like this guy, minus the whole unwarranted self-importance and vaping

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>>17389238

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>>17389433
>be me
>think crown vics are cool because cheap, stronk, big, and parts always available at pick and pull
>think about getting one
>don't want to be associated with sperglords like this

>>17389474
>parts always available at pick and pull
not where i live, within three yards there's half a dozen panthers and they're completely torn apart

i fell for the meme a few years ago

its not a bad car besides the gas mileage

p. good if you want something fun
probably wouldnt recommend it for a daily

buy a civic

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>local police haven't bought into the ford explorer police package meme yet.
feels good

>>17389405
But it doesnt even look nice. The crown vic can look nice his just looks fucking retarded.

>>17389474

buy a lincoln town car

>>17389596
Not anon yo uare replying too but this isnt a bad idea desu. Get a panther with some luxury

>>17389426
I don't see an issue with him either. He actually has a car, and has done proper mods to it.

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>>17389405
These stickers are how you prove you're not autistic

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>>17389652
>go-fast parts budget

>>17389652
wtf does the hedgehog/porcupine political sticker symbolize?

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>>17389689
>not imbibing gofast juice
>not using gofast parts
>not living the gofast life

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>>17389652
Goddamn fucking hashtags jesus christ.
Do people really sit there and bash out as many key words as possible with every fucking post?

>>17390024
Well they want to get it out there so random people can see it and comment, and like or whatever so they can have some validation or some shit.

Same reason shitposters desire (You)'s they enjoy the attention.

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>>17389876
>wtf does the hedgehog/porcupine political sticker symbolize?

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>>17390037
I wonder how psychologically damaging it is to live an online and offline persona.

Explains some things.

>>17389474
>don't want to be associated with sperglords like this
then dont be a fucking sperglord, buy the car maintain it and use it. no one really gives a shit about your car unless its custom paint, maxed out engine, spotless clean, and in a show.

>>17389652
>autistic crown vic driver
>lolberg

why am I not surprised

why are the square 80s crown vics so much better and less shameful than the newer ones?

>>17390153
what are you talking about u fag

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>>17390207

americans are just extremely autistic by nature

Is this because of my GMQ thread?

>>17390292
some low tier bait

Please try harder. It's sad otherwise.

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>import Crown Vic to Europe
>still look autismal

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>>17390755

>>17389876
Libertarians

>>17389426
>vaping
>reddit
His writing has potential, but he's hanging with a bad crowd.

>>17389876
BASED PORCUPEDES. PORCUSTAN FOR BASED BLACK MAN.

>>17390728
>replying to the thread killer

>>17390815
>Single post calling him on his shit before someone actually takes the bait

Eh, I'll take the hit for it.

>>17389209
Shit... I have a Town Car, now I have the 'tism.

>>17389474
get a grand marquis.

you don't have the cop/autismo stigma that the crown vic has, and you dont have the airport taxi stigma that later town cars have. (unless you get an early 90's town car or early 90's Aero Vic)

>>17390292
No they fucking aren't. Germany, sweden, and britain are autistic.
America is just mentally fucking retarded by nature, because nobody with half a brain in their heads would have gotten on the boats.
Criminals, fundamentalists, weak-willed conformists, stupid people, and capitalist predators are the ones who flocked there, and the ones who perpetuate the culture.

It was good getting them out of Europe, but their time has come. Time to get rid of them, or leave this used-up planet to them and go to the stars.

>>17391665
>leave this used-up planet to them and go to the stars
lol, we're the only ones so far to even get close

>>17389652
That Initial D reference would have been better if it was done with more subtlety.

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There's an '01 interceptor for ~$1000 near where I live. 91k. Is this a good choice for a first car? Will I look like a sperg? I don't plan on leaving the front bar on.

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>>17389238
I felt a powerful shame reading this. It almost made me not miss driving mine around. Almost.

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>>17389209

What about my car has to do with autism? It's just a super regular old man car.

>>17390980
Nah, you've just got the 'beetus.

>>17389238
my god

this makes me feel a sense of dread and desire to destroy everything around me

>>17393702

you'll look like a sperg with any p71

>>17393702
Take the bar off and you'll be fine. They're great first cars, durable, lots of space to carry shit/your friends, torquey enough to be enjoyable but not actually fast enough for you to get in trouble. RWD will teach you how to handle a vehicle in bad weather or panic situations, and when shit inevitably breaks (which it will on everyone's first car unless they're a trust fund babby), the engine bay is gigantic and you can access everything pretty easily.

Given that it's a 2001 you'll have to replace the intake manifold at some point if it hasn't already (not as difficult as it sounds), but you also have less fuckup-prone things like a proper throttle cable instead of the laggy drive by wire on later models.

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>>17389238
typical n/o/rcal

>>17394590
>What about my car has to do with autism?
Nothing wrong with yours. It's the spergmeisters that leave the front bars and search lights on so they can play pretend cop.

>>17389547
I bet they've started and you just haven't noticed.
The county is HUGE.

>>17394710
the s2000 isn't from a norcal meet
it was a random crash the dude just did a thread about it

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>>17395049
and someone edited out Crown Vapetoria's autismbarge

>>17394745
The searchlights are often drilled through the A-pillar so removing them isn't something you really want to do, as it would probably mean opening the cabin up to the elements.
I had a P71 and the spotlight sealed pretty damn well.

>>17391680
Kek can you imagine a bunch of Syrian refugees on Mars

>>17391665
>and capitalist predators
You say that like it's a bad thing, yuropoor.

>>17391665
>being this delusional

>>17389225
Fpbp, but only if you keep the paint stock and keep the lamps

>>17391665
>implying autism doesn't exist only in america
(You)

>>17395098
>assad goes into space
>erdogan follows
>syrians and turks create space ottoman empire

>>17389433
>pursuit

i havent "justed" in a while.

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The autism is strong with this one

>>17396948
is that an 8.0 LS sticker? With those wheels?

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>>17396948

>>17393899
I love these models of Crown Vics. Will forever remind me of the Beastie Boy'susic video for Sabotage.

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>>17389876
>>17390055

>>17396948
This is dangerously close to police impersonation.

>>17396948
>Those handcuffs
>Letting a dog bite a zambie

wew lad

>>17389209
No, that would be your miata my friend.

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>Crazy cat ladies are falling for the P71 meme

>>17397350
>Karate for Christ
what

>>17393702
No bar? What if someone cuts you off?

>>17397859
This is what interests me, as well.

There is one in my town with a resident evil umbrella corp paint job and bloody handprints all over it. Guy who drives it is a total neckbeard

I dont mind them and almost bought one bc
>mmuh cheap rwd v8
And then i asked /o/s opinion
Oh the shitstorms

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I think it's worse when someone actually gets a police vehicle that's still used by police

>>17389547
are calipigs still using vics and explorers? Texan here and every county around me is full on Challenger or Charger

>>17400289

There's a flipper on my local CL that sells the newer Taurus police interceptors - usually he asks around $11K - $14K for them

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>>17389209
What about the King Panther body?

>>17400069
Just do it, fuck what people think. Drop in a TR-3650 5-speed standard and the 8.8 limited slip out of a junkyard SN-95 Mustang GT. Go fucking crazy.

>>17400289

But SHO drivers are awesome.

>>17389405
you know, i hate almost everything about this, but i also appreciate someone who genuinely likes their car.