How many beers is "the line"?

3x beers @ 3.5 ABV.
1x beer @ 9 ABV.

>I don't drink often.

If I can walk in a straight line, I can drive in a straight line.

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>>17383815
3 tins at 7.1 abv
6 bottles or 4-5 tins of 5%
Like 9 or 10 american lite beer cans?

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One ~9% tallboy and I'll get directly behind the wheel without a second thought and with people I love in the car

As long its light beer its ok you can even drive while drinking light beer but strong liquors isnt ok.

>>17383825
>tfw no one ever realizes you're smashed off your ass because you never have trouble walking or speaking

thanks for the iron liver, dad (who crashed several cars this way, almost died in some, and was well known by local police)

>>17384351
Are you me?

>>17384331
Kek

>>17383815

I'm a lightweight and can feel the effects of just one 5% beer quite noticeably. Two beers and I'm buzzed. Three or more, I'm gone. Basically, if I have anything to drink at all I just have my GF drive me around.

>>17384806
>if I have anything to drink at all I just have my GF drive me around.

I'd imagine she does a lot of stuff for you on a count of her having your balls in her purse.

>>17384325

natty daddy? that has to be the most homosexual beer name ever

One pint of ~5% taken with a meal.

>>17384837
>A real man takes risks with unwilling strangers' lives!
kys yourself

>>17384806
you should give her road head as thanks