What the fuck are these?

>>17380777
They're cuckmobiles intended only for quick cashgrab sales from badgewhores who need their wives to impress the other moms at his wife's kid's soccer games.

>>17380777
I think it's a sedan/suv type of vehicle designed so that fat fucks can fit comfortably while still under the delusional belief that they are in a sporty "coupe" because the car company called it that

Fastback + fat = fatback?

SUV with a flat ass?

>>17380777
Perfect Autobahn Bullies

it's the coupe version of the 4 door version of the suv version of the car

Obesity scooters for rich people.

It's the automotive singularity. This is what mashing all bodystyles into one looks like.

>>17380777
High priced nigger mobile.

>>17380777
Looks like fucking crossovers, but I guess that may not translate well into german or something. I dunno.

I checked the local BMW and Merc dealership and they list it as a "sport utility coupe."

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>>17380777
>I checked the local BMW and Merc dealership and they list it as a "sport utility coupe."
>sport utility coupe
Why

>>17383404
SUCCCCCC

>>17380876
I like this

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BOI

>>17380777
That looks like a bulky sedan with monster wheels

>>17384177
>yfw this looks a lot like the new civic.

>>17384451
holy shit

I think it's the body lines in the doors

>>17384451
or the Kia Stinger.

>>17383516
Could be worse, they used to call the entire X-lineup "sports activity vehicles".

>>17380777
"I don't actually have money but I wish to appear rich" for the lower end models

"I'm a tasteless prick who lucked into money" for the pricey models

>>17380777
I think "Poupes" would be appropriate.

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>>17380777
only ever see slavs and blacks driving these, usually way over the limit and cutting everyone off.