wwyd if a thot sat in your car like this?

Take your legs off the dash unless you want to get fined, I sure as fuck don't.

Crash into a wall and watch her as she kicks herself in the face so hard she dies

Set off the airbag

>>17379961
Her pale skin would blind me thus causing me to crash killing us both.

Thanks but I've already got a scented air freshener.

>>17379961
get your feet off the dash

If probably try to get 4 or 5 fingers up there and fist-blast some manners into her

Look in the mirror for cops because prostitution is illegal here

>>17379961
>That cheap, dirty interior.
>That cash in her hand. "
Did you kill the prostitute and take your money back after?

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>>17379971
Someone must have caught this on dashcam at some point right?

>>17379961
miss the gear knob next time I shift

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>>17379961
Hard heels on my fucking dash

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What is 3D doing in my car?

>>17380129
There are these 3ds you can legally fuck that have big eyes, dark hair, flat chests, and short, skinny bodies called asians. Give them a chance sometime, pedoneet.

>>17379961
>stop
>tell her to get out

>>17379995
/thread.
its not sexy. it looks stupid. i'd fucking drop her off at the nearest bus stop for doing that shit

>ex tried giving me roadhead on the way back from a wedding
>raining, traffic, and I had about 3 hours of sleep
>cops were out that day, too
>get paranoid and tell her no a few times
>apparently this meant I wasn't attracted to her anymore
>huge fight because I didn't want my dick sucked going 75mph with inclement conditions

My car is a celibate space ever since then

>>17379961
Nothing. I've always wanted to date a girl in a wheelchair.

>>17380285
Homo

>>17380285
>My car is a celibate space

You're missing out. Nothing beats smashing your sidechick in a mall parking lot.

>>17379961
>implying females
>implying car

>>17379961
how much did you pay for the hooker?

>>17380285
>wedding
Nothing makes a woman desperate for validation like attending someone else's wedding

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Tell her to knock it off because I know exactly what she's doing.

Women do that to show dominance over your possessions, reminding you that she means more to you than your car.

This is the kind of woman that'll tell you to sell your car to buy a Dodge Journey when you get married and have kids.

So before it even gets to that point, you look over to her and say "this car is my property, you will show the same respect you would show me. It is a permanent fixture in my life, and you will go before it does."

If she takes her feet off the dash, then you've gotten your point across and she understands, if not, oh well.

>>17380146
I dunno man, I had one of those before and they still come with typical 3D problems.

>>17380427
Autism speaks

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THOT doesn't usually refer to literal hoes but that girl in OPs picture does have cash in her hand so it's unclear. If it was just some girl who wants to get wasted and have some fun I'd probably rub her thigh and work my way up to fingering her since most of the time that's what they want when they sit like that. If not and she's just being some sloppy bitch it'll get her to take down her feet which is fine too. Those heels do look like they could damage the dash of my fox but if I'm taking a slut drive I'll almost definitely be in the truck - pic related.

>>17379976
Nigger lover gtfo

>Put your crotch back, I'm not pimping till Friday

>>17379984
+1

>>17380481
But who listens??

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>>17380427

>>17379964
>>17379995
>>17380165
What's wrong with having q ts put their feet on the dashboard? In your older cars, a high way collision would fuck your legs up anyway.

>ywn know tfw
>two bear feet on the dashboard
>young love and an old ford
>cheap shades and a tattoo and a "yoo hoo"
>bottle rolling on the floorboard

>inb4 normies get out

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I don't give a fuck I'm about to fuck her in like 2 hours anyways


>And my miata dash already has a crack

>>17381048
>miata
>not gay
Pick one

>>17381065
>Tfw already bagged 3 chicks in the two months of owning my beat to shit 91

Get gud virgin

>>17379961
ask her to take her shoes off so they don't mess up the dash

>>17380129
better kill yourself quick so it never happens again

>>17381153
and you want to see her feet?

>>17381165
no, footfags can fuck off

>>17379984
>>17379961
what does it smell like lads

>>17381025
are you gay?

>Fake LV

Ew.

>>17381025
This is 4chan bro, there's old weird creeps that should've left this place 10 years ago and autistic 15 year olds

>>17381025
/o/is one of the boards where attempting to recreate a normalfag experience from a better time is acceptable. Q.v. /vr/, /out/, probably some others. There should really be a 20th century board.

>>17381153
>>17381171
You need to be put up against a wall and shot

>>17379961
Kick this gross whore out. I don't want my car smelling like rotten fish and I sure as hell don't want her disgusting fluids on my seats.

>>17380387
Are you my old boss?

>>17381229
are u gay

>>17381244
A little.

Summertime....ahh summer. How I hate boards in summer.

>>17381256
>>17381191
>gonna be a long hot summer
>we should be together
>with your feet upon the dashboard now
>singing along with the radio on; it's such a beautify soooouuund

>>17381256
>perfect song on the radio
>sing along cus it's one we know
>it's a smile
>it's a kiss
>it's a sip of wine
>it's summertiiiiiiime
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BWSn0JFRiPI

>>17381025
Stil never got an answer to why (((two bare feet on the dashboard))) is wrong doe

>>17380026
It's a crown vic so I wouldn't put it past him

>>17381197
buttmad footfag spotted

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>>17379961
>shoes on the dash

Is there anything that can trigger a man worse than that?

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>>17379961

>Implying any of us would have women in our car

>pic related

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>>17381304
Buttfag here I ain't even footmad

>>17380026
>That cash in her hand
Fuckin lol'd

>>17381360
lel'd

>>17381304
>wants a girl to take off her shoes and put her bare feet on his dash
>calls ME the footfag
You need to be put up against a wall and shot.

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>>17379961
>wwyd if a thot sat in your car like this?

Some skank wearing fuck-me high heels scratching my dash would be booted before her meat juices oozed into my passenger seat.

Id be wondering why this ugly skank is in my car and kick her out with the quickness

>>17379961
If she looked like that, I would try not to vomit and then find some hospital grade cleaning chemicals to disinfect my passenger seat.

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>>17381575
>vomit at the sight of a woman

crash and enjoy the darwin show

What the fuck's a thot?

>>17381612
nigger speak for a ho or slut

>>17381582
she ugly af tho

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>>17379961
>Grass
>Gas
>Ass
>No free rides

>>17380427
M'lady

>>17381283
Feet get blown off in a crash. Same reason you don't put your thumbs on top of your steering wheel airbag.

>>17379961
One word comes to mind: Stairmaster.

>>17379984
Banter is the way to go. Never would have thought of this, but I'll use it from now on.

>>17381622
>feet*

>>17380427
A pose like that with someone wearing whore shoes on display is bad. Everyone else looking at my car assumes I've gotten a prostitute or skank. I don't want to be known as the skank eater.

>>17381622
This would be a perfect sticker for /o/

>Put this on your car
>Make sure you will never have a female in your car.

>>17382470
>for /o/
and /fit/

>Give your bro a lift
>point at the sticker
>wink
>whisper no homo

Touch her thighs and shit while driving

>>17382491
>whisper no homo
God damn it I picked the wrong time to sip my drink

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>>17383163
>shit while driving

Drive her to a Louis Vuitton store so she can buy a real one.

>>17381175
salty fish

>>17383183
jej

>>17380414
This.

She couldn't even wait til they got home before she tried wrapping her lips around his dick in the hopes of proving that she's "marriage material" A.S.A.P.

To her, every blowjob is one more point toward "He'll practically HAVE to marry me at this point!"

I guarantee that once that wedding goal is achieved (Note that the goal is a wedding, not marriage), those "spontaneous blowjobs" will dry right the fuck up. After all, she got what she wanted, she doesn't have to try anymore. Now it's the other girls' turn to be jealous of her and try to please THEIR boyfriends into a wedding.

She can put her feet on the dash if she wants, but she needs to take those shoes off first, or else she might leave scratches.

>tfw no gf to finger while driving

>>17380285
ur gay

>>17379961

Push her out of the door on the highway, she's a gold digging slut anyway

>LV bag
>firecrotch panties
>slutty sundress
>no bra
>can only touch her if you have a handful of cash

I know chicks who do it for free and are less dirty than this skank.

>>17380387

I've done this, had a few people watch too, was a good time.

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>implying any girl would take a ride with me
>implying nay girl would do that on my shit-ass car

I'm not delusional like you, OP, I know what can and cannot happen. And a girl opening her legs like this is NOT happening ever.

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>>17380427
General Grievous.

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>>17387277
>tfw this is absolute truth
>tfw crashed my car at 100mph
>tfw still here typing

>>17382470
>This would be a perfect sticker for /o/
Not really. All the riders would just fart in the car and wonder why I have a gas fetish.

>>17380427
Usually my GF does that in my Mustang because she really wants me to fuck her as hard as I can.