Why are car and bike vloggers awful pieces of shit? >clickbait

>>17376315
Every youtuber becomes a Jew once they surpass the 100k subscriber mark.

because it is mostly generated by americans fo americans, all this vlogging started because of those stupid reality shows where they interview the protagonists every 5 minute

>bike vlogger
>doesn't pay any regard to traffic laws
>gets angry when cars around him don't follow traffic laws down to the T
Every one of them.

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>>17376328
>hates cops
>hates when other people don't follow the law
>loves the cops only when he's being robbed by a nigger

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>>17376324
excuse me?

>>17376370
he really has the autism stare

don't watch the ones that do that. there are plenty of better channels than the most popular ones.

I've got to say though out of all of them i think TJ Hunt is the worst.

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>>17376381
hate all you like this nigger straight out of school making $80k-a-year off eating junkfood and laffing at you fool

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>>17376506
im not hating???

>>17376315
So do it yourself and get paid faggot

>>17376315
Best one is noriyaro

>>17376315
Because they've vloggers. Generally, it takes being a narcissistic attention-whoring douchehole to become one, and spend that much money and effort on it.
Anyone who doesn't want to see their face on screen doesn't vlog.

And now this thread turns into sucking youtuber dick because everyone is obsessed with fake celebrity attention whores.

>>17376506
love seeing happy smiles

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>>17376328
fuck this faggot

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>>17376328
I follow snowcat but this is pretty damn true
However I do get mad when assholes are face deep in their phone when I'm next to them. Like fuck my life I guess.

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>>17376315
Holy hell, did the blue fairy turn Howdy Doody into a real boy as well as Pinocchio?

>>17376328
>FUCKING CAGERS GET OFF YOUR PHONES!!!
>proceeds to yap to a camera and talk to buddies over bluetooth

>>17376353
>reverse image search
>find a couple of this guy's videos
Oh...no wonder that stereotype about motorcyclists exists. This guy's a dick.

>>17376520
Honestly this.

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>driving 30 in a 30
>shitbag babyboomer on a HURRLEY DAVIDSUN is riding my ass
>signal a block before I turn that I'm going to turn left
>shitbag boomer still keeps riding my ass
>brake and then turn
>Boomer Davidson downshifts and BRAAAAAAAAAAAPS past me
Why are bikers all such entitled impatient "everyone but me has to follow the rules" faggots

>>17377074
>actually going 30 in a 30
are you either 70y/o or just gay?

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>>17377086
>dude #FUCK the speed limit LMAO
Are you a nigger/spic or are you underage?

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>>17376315
Why is /o/ full of jealous poorfags who hate to see others suceed in life?

>>17377098
I'm white like you my white brother

>>17377074
>driving 30 in a 30
>signal a block before I turn that I'm going to turn left

jesus, gramps

>>17377110
Ok bro you should totally do a vlog on your #YouTube Channel about how you fucking #HATE speed limits

>>17377113
It was a residential neighborhood with two elementary schools within about 3 blocks of where I was driving. Again: I'm not a nigger or a spic like you trashy losers, so I have a modicum of patience in my personality.

>>17377074
Why don't you just take the fucking bus if you're going to go that slow? Some people shouldn't be allowed on the road.

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>>17377124
>going the posted speed limit in a residential
>#DUDE why are you going so #FUCKING slow brah I'm gonna record this for my YouTube(tm) channel so I can show other #bikers in the #bikernation how fucking #STUPID you #CAGERS are
Nigger or spic? Which one are you?

>>17377086
This. I'm pretty sure it's unspoken law that the real speed limit (as in, you exceed this and now risk getting pulled over) is 5mph over the posted speed limit.
No police officer would ever pull someone over going 35 in a 30 because of variables such as your speedometer accuracy and the radar's calibration.

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>>17377142
>mfw I actually got a printed "warning" from the Texas Highway Patrol for going "3 over the speed limit"
Do you just pull these things out of your ass

>>17377137
I'm white and can afford to drive properly unlike you. It's 20 fucking 17 we don't need to be going fucking horse speeds. Take the bus if you're going to be a speed limit cuck.

>>17377148
Do you let people just shove things into your ass, bootlicker?
Throw a bitchfit and say your speedometer was reading the exact limit. Nobody is going to try to prove you wrong at that point.

>>17377148
You probably drive some riced out piece of shit, That's why.

>>17377153
>Calls himself white
>advocates driving like a niggerspic
>his entire argument is "ayo mane itz [current year]" and "I got dem stax I can afford it niqqa"
Uh huh, sure thing Da'juan.

>>17377160
Nope. Also, not an argument.

>>17377159
It was just a warning? I didn't have to pay a fine or anything, you emotionally stunted manchild.

>>17377148
>t. nignog or wetback
Chances are they just wanted to pull you over to see if your 1991 Tercel smelled like weed

>>17376953

I fucking hate snowcat.

>>17377163
Niggerspics are usually the ones driving 20 under the limit in the wrong lane and never get the fuck out the way. They're too poor to speed. You seem to be projecting a lot.

>>17377178
>driving exactly the speed limit in a residential
>the same thing as "driving 20 under the limit"
I like how you pre-emptively bring out the "ayo mane projecshun" thing because you're the one who's using literal niggerspic logic to justify speeding in residentials.

Also who the fuck "moves out of the way" in a residential two-lane? Oh, niggerspics who feel entitled to have everyone move out of the way for them because they all feel like they live in a Gucci Mane video, that's who.

>>17377189
lol look at this geriatric having a meltdown

>>17377170
Nah I'm white because I'm the guy ITT who advocates for speeding because I can afford it :^) If you disagree with me, you're clearly projecting and you're clearly a shittier driver who drives a shittier car than mine.

>>17377189
Why don't you just volunteer at your local precinct cleaning the cum from the showers or something? It seems like you want the cops to fuck you one by one.

>>17377191
>niggerspic resorting to emotional-context ad-homs because he has no valid counterargument
Not an argument. I win.

>>17377203
Why do you niggerspic millennials always end up defaulting to gay shit or ad-homs when people call you out on your entitled retardation? You don't have an argument so you just kneejerk default to "ayo mane #FUQ da speed limits, if u don't speed u must b sum kinda gayboi 4 cops mane", or "UGH its #2017, who needs speed limits anymore????"

This shit doesn't fly with actual adults over the age of 18, and you know it.

>>17377209
Does your wives bull pass you everyday in his CPO Escalade or something?

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>mfw white people calling each other niggers/spic itt

top lel

Why arent americans rangebanned???

>>17377106
ever watch a car vlogger?
Watch one of their videos and look at the views and try to understand why people want to watch an annoying piece of shit like that

>>17377106
>Implying you don't want to smash tanner fox's face in

>>17376353
Is this the guy who was smashing everybody's mirrors in Florida?

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>>17377106
Look at this face and tell me you wouldn't want to put a bullet through his fucking skull

These vloggers who have expensive hyper cars have never touched a wrench a day in their life and they are most likely just leasing it or renting it

>>17377488
>This

>>17376315
Because they're lifestyle bloggers
>Yo guys look how rich i am
>Just spent 100k of a drift car (can't even drift lol)
>Gonna wrench on my car today (some grunt does all the work while they pose)
>Why is there liquid in my torque converter!?

Its all about selling an ideal that sad teens eat up, fuck TJcunt and Adamlz

>>17377189
>>17377206
ur destroying these niqqas

>>17376325
coming from trip fag when the trip isnt necessary in the slightest

>>17377488
his head sure looks like a good place for a bullet

>>17377206
I've lived in a majority niggerspic equivalent state for most of my life. Do white people on the mainland actually go the speed limit?

most car youtubers are cringy and awful

especially gaskings, my god

>>17377637
I don't think you know what a trip fag is

Only people worse than car vloggers are people that complain about them all the time and start threads about them every few hours

>>17376932
Nobody actually likes him. Guy is shunned in my city (Calgary) where he resides.

>>17377955
Yeah right the whole city shuns him. Get tf outta here

>>17377074
>signaling a block before turning while going 30mph
>it was the biker's fault for getting angry
Bait. No one is this much of a delusional cunt.

>>17376528

Anyone who gets mad about bloggers is too retarded to be a successful one.

Seriously, go start a channel right now and build it up for 2 years. This is such an easy segment to get popular in. If you can't get it by the 2 year mark, you're too dumb to do basically anything.

>>17377980
>tf
No Reddit, you get out of here.

>>17378021
Its not hard
Just make your video YouTube analytic friendly as possible and hope you get YouTube to put you on the front page

>>17377163
da'jaun made me lose

>>17377488
No way that guy isn't wearing makeup.

>>17377468
Yea, he was being a total faggot. If the cars had actually done anything it wouldn't have been a big deal, but he basically smashed their mirrors for no fucking reason.

>>17376315
Buffalo Bob: Say kids, what time is it?
Kids: It's Howdy Doody Time!

It's Howdy Doody Time.
It's Howdy Doody Time.
Bob Smith and Howdy too
Say Howdy Do to you.
Let's give a rousing cheer,
Cause Howdy Doody's here,
It's time to start the show,
So kids let's go!

>>17378232

Pretty much comes down to luck.

>>17376315
Literally not even famous enough to have a Wikipedia page.

Why are we caring?

>>17377921
>gaskings
Thankfully YT understood the "not interested in this cuck" button and has long stopped suggesting him.

>>17377159
also ask if you are being detailed and remind them that you are a sovereign citizen.

>>17379177
AM I BEING DETAILED?

I suppose a detail job would offset the ticket nicely.

>>17376520
>Good Video titles
>non clickbating thumbnails
>actual good content
>decent powerlevel outside of initial D
>fluent in moon
10/10 would watch again

>>17376932
fuck i hate that fagot, his whole vlogs is him talking shit about other peoples driving. Also his eye's are really far apart he looks retarded.

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>>17377488
The longer I look at this picture the more I hate the subhumans that are auto vloggers. Why do people watch these self absorbed talentless cunts who know nothing about cars and make shitty click bait?

>>17377488
Californiaism is poison

>>17379221
>plate literally says Dubai on it
While I don't agree with this statement, what were you trying to convey in response to that picture?
Or is he actually a Californian with Dubai plates because the black and yellow vanity plates weren't cool enough?

>>17379213
They don't know any better/They think they're awesome and their friends will think they're awesome for watching.

Mostly just living vicariously.

>>17377488
Nobody is worse than TJ Hunt.

>"""builds""" 370Z for car show
>muh stance
>muh $4000 widebody kit
>muh $4000 wrap
>runs 100mm non hub centric spacers
>posts 3 videos about "WHY IS MY CAR VIBRATING"
>trashes suspension
>does burnouts on public roads in daylight with people around
>can't drive

Maybe chaseontwowheels.
>rides bike he's never touched for 20 minutes
>IT'S SO SMOOTH
>20 minute video
>shitty futurebass vaporwave music to slow pan and zoom shots of showroom new bike

Adam LZ is god tier. Big Boost is god tier. ThatDudeInBlue is Paul Walker's ghost.

SmurfinWRX is a gay. Cleetus McFarland is the white trash stig.

I met Jakethegardensnake once. Actually a super chill dude.

>>17379433
Dudeinblue is garbage, annoying gay ass voice and no talent.

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What do you guys think of him?

that's all of youtube. not just automotive content.

there are exceptions though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUmpwEnlsLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOXpknTIkCk

and i'm sure there are others.
though to be fair both these guys were rich before they started doing youtube videos so i suppose they don't need to go full jew.

>>17377921
RICER
RICER
RICER FOOKIN RICER

Proceeds to rice up his GTR top kek.

>>17379433
What about Boosted Boiz?

>>17379542
Shmee literally has the most punchable face & voice combo on Earth. That said, I don't mind his content.

>>17379687
>stance the shit out of it
You mean tanner fox? No stancing was done, familia. Just a big wing, wrap, tints, & exhaust

>>17379681
BoostedBoiz are top tier
>Do basically everything themselves
>Actually do shit with their car
>Would smoke basically all these other posers

>>17379691

Who names his kid Tanner Fox?

>>17379784
>Tanner Fox
>Tan (v); to cure / preserve the pelt of an animal
>Fox (n); an animal

I don't know if that's the meme they were going for, i.e. Fox Tanner, but it's a possibility.

>>17377938
only thing worst than people who complain about car vloggers are people who complain about people who complain about carvloggers

>>17379433
>chaseontwowheels
>video of him drunk riding a borrowed ducati
>runs in to a taxi and wrecks ducati the next day
>makes video saying there was nothing he could do to avoid said crash

Chase is fucking awful.


>I met Jakethegardensnake once
Jake is cool. He just does whatever he wants. Dan is pretty good as well. His videos can be boring sometimes, but he also doesn't really give a shit.

Vlogging, like social media sites, were the worst things to happen to the internet.

The internet was perfect circa 2005

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>>17379542

>>17377086
>live in Britbongistan
>new driver
>if I speed I can lose license
>at discretion of police
>even the police disappear as they speed without sirens and lights
>stay exactly at limit when they are around just in case

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>>17376370
F

>>17380205
You don't understand maybe
He had to keep accelerating to pass that taxi
I bet you don't even ride mayne

>>17380207
Agree. Social media was a mistake.

>>17378004
>being a courteous safe driver is "bait"
Hello niggerspic Tyrone Lopez

>>17377223
Are you a nigger or a spic? Only nonwhites would pull oyt the "ayo MUH DICK'' card when losing an argument

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>>17380848
lmao look at this dindu having a meltdown

>>17381006
>>>/welfareoffice/

>>17377074
>>driving 30 in a 30
don't be afraid of the pedal on the right grandma

>>17377468
best part is he was dumb enough to do it on camera and talk while doing it to make proving it was him that much easier

>>17381072
Nothing wrong with driving like a white man, Pedro

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So far the only normie-tier car vloggers that I genuinely enjoy are Illiminate. Just a bunch of guys who love their JDM cars.

Though they've only just reached 100k subs, so I'm not sure just how much they'll start with the jew shit later down the line.

>>17379088

This is kind of a funny idea

I think they're definitely "famous" enough to have a Wikipedia page, as there are hundreds of thousands or even millions of people who would recognize them

...but their fanbases aren't they type to write Wikipedia articles.

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>it's a they don't know shit about cars so they con some small car vlogger who knows his shit to come and build or work on their car for publicity episode

>>17377153
yes because the distance travelled in your car before your autism reminds you there is a child who jumped 20 metres in front of your car for some reason will definetely be quicker in 2017 than it was 20 years ago.
Don't overrate evolution.

>>17376324
>100k
anyone with more than 10k subscribers turns into a shit channel and i have to unsubscribe

>>17384704
>only have 3500 subscribers

:^)

>>17377173
He's canadian. He can't help being a self-righteous hypocrite.

>>17379542
Besides his face which is not so important, I do like him. I also respect him because of his content. Not so many click bait videos and you can really feel his love of cars.

>>17380325
I don't understand, what happened?

>>17385726
Some shitty ghetto in LONDON
ONDON
burnt to a crisp.

I had a legit honest to god dream that mighty car mods when backwards and went from shitty vlogging to doing actual work by themselves.

>>17385726
-A huge apartment block in london went up in flames thanks to highly flammable cladding
-People keep posting Reviewbrah in hashtags related to tragedies and he ends up in these victim lists afaik

>>17383026
>Just a bunch of guys who love their JDM cars.
Yeah that's why they're shit.

>>17378998
he also shapes his eyebrows like a sissy faggot bitch

>>17376932
I hate this guy's voice too. I always picture him as a snubby pig nosed fat lipped brown eyed freak

>>17376506
This dude is happier than me only because his dog is still alive
RIP good doggo

>>17377643
mick romneys head

>>17379433
jake seems really cool desu. he had a phase of over the top editing and yelling, but i think that was just to capture the young audience. his more recent vids are good

I remember one of his older vids was titled something like 'how to get a motorcycle while living at home' or something. basically told people to move the fuck out and work for their own money and do whatever they want lel

>>17377086
>>17377124
>>17381072

these are the guys who do 60 through the neighborhoods where kids play

>>17376932
Fuck Calgary. He's as shitty as everyone else here.

t. Natural born Albertan

>>17376932
snowcat is a small-souled bugman

Just remember youtube enables this bullshit under the "we dont take responsibility for user generated content" excuse.

So when it comes time to fire up the gas chambers, Google employees go first.