YOUNG RECKLESS DRIVER GENERAL

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>>Street lights are always fucking slow in my city
>>Wait 4 minutes for dead traffic to move
>>Finally after a century, the FL light turns green.
>>We take a curb from the beach that leads onto pic-related bridge
>>I'm on the far left lane, trying to pass these lames
>>Sadly, I'm behind some conservatively slow and gay car and the other lane blocked by a soccer mom Ford Explorer
>>A typical faggot in a red mustang is to the right side hesitant to pass these fucks
>>I always make it seem like they're ahead of me/faster than me by purposefully leaving space and slowing down
>>Then I, decide to fucking decide to floor it, dropping gears, and pass on the left turn median lane
>>I'm literally side skirt to side skirt with the faggot's car in front of me
>>I still don't stop even with the median 15 feet from me
>>Then I cut into the faggot's lane, inches from hitting the median, he didn't stop either
>>Then I'm shifting gears straight up to the top of the bridge
>>I drop a gear and disappear

Who else lives for the rush?