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I want to buy my wife one of these little shit to take the kids to school and get the groceries.
Of course, she can't fucking drive.
How bad an idea is it, /o/?
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>>17370395
>2 seater
>kidS, so at least 2 + wife
remind her to put a net over the open trunk when she puts your kids and/or groceries in there
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>>17370443
well, wrong pic, but I meant to post a 4 seater obviously.
also the kids would love pic related amirite?
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>>17370475
shit, forgot pic
(remember kids, drinking beer is bad)
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>>17370475
Depends on the tastes of your kids.

Also, if your wife can't drive then I would place her in a Volvo and paint it in a noticable but nice color.
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>>17370395
Only if you don't care if your wife and kids die and you have a big insurance policy on them.

Give them something safer.

Buy a samaruai if you can find it for a weekend car
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>>17370395
>posting on 4chan
>having a wife and kids
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>>17370674
Raised driving position and 4WD is not safe enough?
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>>17370705
It's an old car that was known to easily flip over. No airbags, no ABS, no mommy-safe features. It's a great 4x4 but not a great family car.
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>>17370705
Those things are complete death traps on public roads.
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>>17370732
>It's an old car that was known to easily flip over...
...in rigged tests by Consumer Reports.
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>>17370732
>>17370735
ok
what about a Dacia Duster then?
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>>17370746
Was about to recommend an old suburban then you notified me that you're europoor
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>>17370746
Get an American car if you don't want your wife and children to die in a violent explosion
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>>17370738
Then just fucking buy it and shut the fuck up.
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>>17370799
Op here
>>17370738 wasn't me
I'm just looking for a cheap/somewhat safe/kind of fun mommymobile
4WD if possible
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>>17370836
*and small
the wife is really small
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As somebody who's looking for a Tracker, I can safely say I'd never buy something like this for my children. The entire car is a crumple zone.
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>>17370395
obligatory
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Buy one, lower it, swap in the 13b (been done enough that there are write-ups), give it some slick tires and make sure you've paid up on your life insurance.

I've seen one like that used as a sand rail, probably safer than what I described on the street
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>>17370395
It's a horrifically bad idea. Get her something that won't kill her when she brushes gently against a lamp post. Get a subaru or a volvo.
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>>17370395
horrific idea. do it
t. former samurai owner
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>>17372675
>chopping up a hard top to fit muh oversized tires.

People are so fucking retarded.
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>>17370395
Suzuki Samarai is for retards and nu-males. A first gen vitara is better in all aspects that matter.
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>>17372730
>Yfw I didn't chop shit
I bought and sold it for 500$, shit didn't even have a floor when I got it
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>>17372793
this, the vitara is stronger, safer and you can get a 4 door version
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>>17370395
Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEMXR2N8s6g
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I'm really tired of this safety arms race bullshit like everybody should drive the heaviest armored car they can manage to get for the sake of 'safety' while being a terrible annoyance for the world at large
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm back to /n/
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>>17370757

>Implying American cars aren't the butt of the joke when it comes to violent explosions
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>>17372793

Vitara driver here.

I wish I had a samurai/jimny
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>making your wife to drive a ratty little shitbox tonka toy because you like it
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>>17374578
nigga this thing is like two feet long and unsafe as hell
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>>17370395
That's the dumbest idea ever. These cars are not for
1. woman
2. kids
3. being stock
4. being driven on pavement

t. jimny owner
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>>17370738
>Suzuki's own expert witnesses testified the automaker was aware of 213 deaths and 8,200 injuries involving Suzuki Samurai rollovers
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>>17374666
So what? How dumb should one be to not understand handling of short narrow vehicle with high center of gravity and fucking leaf springs? I mean would you blame mother nature if you fell of a horse because you don't know how to ride a horse?
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>>17374683
In case you haven't noticed, most people are fucking retards who refuse to think anything through, and then blame everyone but themselves when they fuck up.
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>>17370395
What about the modern vitaras and grand vitaras? Are they all unibody now?
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>>17370757
>"American" car
>Safe
Pick one
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>>17370746
Dacia Duster or Suzuki Vitara? Also considering a Nissa Qashqai
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Is the samurai less safe than a jeep of the same year?
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>>17375541
They're both on-the-road death traps.

>no airbags
>no roll cage
>build like a brick
>horrible to turn
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>>17374683
>How dumb should one be to not understand handling of short narrow vehicle with high center of gravity and fucking leaf springs?
Now that I think about it, dumb like my wife...
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>>17375431
I find the Nissan Qashqai kind of gay.
Also the Duster is slowly growing on me.
I mean, look at this shit: http://mudster.ro/en/
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>>17375856
Would a 'racechip' completly fuck up everything, or what?
Anyway, I want the hydraulic winch
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>>17375856
lmao. duster to a mudster? cute.

aren't these things unibody, though? but i mean, so is the vitara and qashaqi

>nissan post 2008
yeah, youre right... what was i thinking!?
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>>17375875
Dacia is a Nissan.
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>>17375885
*and Renault
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>>17370705
You tell me
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>>17370395
Tracker/Sidekick is better as a DD. And it can do light offloading.
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>>17375939
Vitara/Santana in Europe, right?
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>>17375960
Not sure. It has a lot of names around the globe (Vitara, Escudo, Sunrunner, etc.) Manufactured from 1988 to 1998.
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>>17375981
>It has a lot of names around the globe
Always a good sign.
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>>17370395
My friends dad lifted his and put 35s on it for that extra deathtrap feel. I'll see if I find a picture of it
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>>17375012
Trucks don't have to have the same safety standard as other vehicles because they are considered "work" vehicles even though 75% are not used for that.
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>>17375992
>implying badge engineering has anything to do with the quality of a vehicle
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>>17376471
precisely
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