>implying I'm going to slow down because of your stupid

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>>17364000
Edgelord over here

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Who buttangerey you OP

Whenever I'm in a quiet street, and there are stupid speed humps or chicane that only exists because some old cunt kept crying to council for a year straight... I ALWAYS throw down a fucking fat ass skid and make sure I bounce off the limiter for at least 30 seconds

Fuck you old bastards, inconvenience me by 5 seconds I'll ruin your fucking night

>>17364117
True story. About 15 years ago, a street up the road did this because a lot of people were using it to bypass the 2 roundabouts and 3 school crossings during peak hour. It would take roughly the same time outside of peak hours, but during it was a godsend.
>Council installs no less than 7 tabletop bumps after a huge petition from said street.
>Not just a couple buttmad grandmas
>Half the fucking street
Not even a year after they were installed, they started another petition to remove them all because 'we didn't know it would be so noisy with stop-start traffic as it hasn't deterred volume of traffic at all'
>Council holds referendum thing with said street and neighbouring streets asking why they use it
>Saves us time no matter what
>Less risk with kids running across the crossings
>Lots of busses choke the street, more traffic just aggravates the issue
>Eventually council removes all of them, wasting even more money
>10 years later a few seats in local council fall to new blood
>Speed bumps all go back in again

Kekk'd so hard. I'm happy to waste petrol and clutch past that cunting street and the inhabitants, feel sorry for the others.

I'm curious if speed bumps actually help cross traffic at all. Kids crossing with a bus should have the bus's lights and sign going up to warn drivers to stop already. Jaywalkers deserve to die. The only place I might think they're marginally useful is parking lots, but that seems kind of pointless too, who the hell looks for an empty spot at 50mph?
Downsides are impeding traffic, and worse fucking with emergency vehicles in a hurry.

>have speed bumps in my apartment complex
>most people just go full speed over them anyway
>cringe at the sound of their suspension screaming when I hear it while taking my dog out
>they do it enough to where the bolts holding them in give up and the bumps just get tossed aside
>they get replaced with worse bumps, same thing happening with them too

Should just give up at this point. There's another apartment complex nearby that has none and they're fine. Another one has the biggest ones I've ever seen. My front splash guards and exhaust resonator rub against them and I'm not even too low.

>>17364264
Depends. Some are a deterrent for speeding, as they should be, where youngsters will go for broke up dead-straight streets over half a mile.
More thoughtful ones, I feel, are those places around schools/kindergartens with sub-par visibility for cars pulling in/out so they have to slow down some and will consciously be more aware.

Same goes for rumble strips 100m behind an intersection that goes from open road to 50km/h, etc.

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>>17364000
>implying I can even tell if I ran over a speed bump

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I hate speed bumps but traffic "calming" islands are the worst

One on my estate is a pain in the arse. Saw it being removed once and all they did was move it further up the road towards a junction. Buzzkill.

>have priority
>oncoming cars push through
>play chicken
>almost every time I drive

>>17364298
>my car rubs on a speed bump and its not too low
uhhh... anon? thats retarded. the two things are directly related.

>>17364117
same

>>17364416
it rubbed on nothing before those speed bumps showed up. I raised the suspension to clear all the speed bumps I've encountered then those monstrous things showed up.

>>17364389
I'm an American, and what is this. That's asking, no, begging, for an accident.

>>17364298
>Screaming suspension
I..is this bad, i hit them at like 40km/h

>>17364506
I'm sure it isn't good for their longevity. But then again it depends on the kind of speed bump. Mine are pretty steep.

>>17364389
There's a few of them in my town, there's always some cunts parked along the double yellows too making them infinitely worse.

>>17364000
I go less than 5 mph over these and sometimes roll backward, especially if people are behind me.

>>17364117
>driving in west Auckland
>dc5 integra
>come across a street with 8, yes 8 speed bumps in a row
>put in first
>drive slowly over first speed bump
>accelerate to redline and limi bash at least twice before btaking for the next one
>do this for every single bump
>stock 2.5" is loud as FUCK on tek especially on limiter

Must have pissed off a lot of cunts

They're called speed bumps, not slow bumps.

Fun fact about speed bumps, they actually cause a significant amount of deaths because it slows down emergency personnel when they need to attend a scene.

>>17364506
I usually use them for wheelies

>>17364540
Do you have proofs?

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>>17364525
>West Auckland
I'd be skeptical about announcing my presence in a semi-desirable car there.

>>17364552

>Speed humps threat to lives, says ambulance chief

>The head of Britain's biggest ambulance service has called for a review of speed humps after claiming they put patients lives in danger.

>Sigurd Reinton, chairman of the London Ambulance Service, said traffic calming measures put hundreds of people at risk by slowing emergency response times.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-156971/Speed-humps-threat-lives-says-ambulance-chief.html

>>17364562
>One dailymail article that's just one guys opinion
That's like me saying intersections cause deaths because ambulances slow down to cross them instead of blasting through at 90mph

>>17364562
Thanks for that. Unsourced claims are they devil

>>17364569

They probably do but there is nothing we can do about that. The fact of the matter is, particularly with paramedics is that seconds can mean life and death for some people. If obstructions, any obstruction is slowing them down then it can have an effect.

This is not hard, use your brain.

>>17364569
The difference is that intersections are practically impossible to eliminate without causing even bigger problems

>>17364000
>implying I'm going to slow down because of your stupid fucking concrete bump

It doesn't stop teen drivers because it's not their car.

>>17364000
>They're called speed bumps, not slow bumps.
TOP KEK

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>>17364000
>speedbumps
lol

>>17364525
>lowered Subaru
>multiple speed bumps
>line of cars behind me
>have to rapidly accelerate between speed bumps like an autist to make up for driving over them painfully slowly

>>17364000
I do not slow down for speed bumps, I don't give a shit. Speed limit is 20mph? That's how I go over a speed bump.

Fucking car is made out of metal, it's not going to shatter or break, okay? Cars have a skidplate for a reason. You should see the bolts on my skidplate, grinded off into an angel, nobody is getting that plate off without drilling out the bolts.

Not even joking.

Yes, my wheels are off-camber, again I don't give a fuck, I can fix that in like 20 minutes if I gave a fuck, which, I do not.

What really grinds my gears are faggots in fuck-huge SUVs and off-road trucks slowing to a near stop to overcome a fucking speed bump. These are people that should be given jobs as speedbumps.

>>17364104
>(fixable)

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>tfw bank has these stupid fucking double speed bumps when you drive in
>drive a hot hatch
>go over them slow because I am also a poorfag who doesn't want to ruin his shocks/struts
>live in a city with stupid single mothers and mexicans so people in their 2014 Honda Civics don't care about ruining their cars going 25mph over double speed bumps
>they end up cutting me off to get to the ATM before me
>mfw everytime I go to the bank
Theyre like this but concrete and I want to Zyklon B whomever thought this shit was a good idea

>>17364000
>United States Department of Transportation has a bold new strategy
phase out speed bumps
claim pot holes are a cost saving measure

>>17365915
Hello, City of Portland, Oregon.

>>17364489
Bongistan government hates cars.

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>>17365779
>Grinded off into an angel
No wonder you were killed Tim.

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Over the last decade, our mayor has been on a crusade to level every single crosswalk with the sidewalk. His mission is almost complete. Some of these abominations are completely covered with scars. Regardless of speed, the only way to not hit them with some cars (like mine) is to be stepping on the pedal when you're on top.

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>>17366042
I'm getting mad just thinking about it.

>>17366017
Yes, I got a C+ in both college algebra and religious studies both, angel? angle? Fucking impossible to tell apart a 270 degree angle is like pac-man, or a study in electrical theory. A 270 degree angel is some kind of deified entity that burned down that mosque down the street.

Very confusing, desu. Both ancient concepts, wish they made a terminology that wasn't just a mismatched letter apart.

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>>17364056
kek

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>put heavy taxes on everything car related
>spend money earned this way on speed bumps and cyclist lanes leaving actual roads in bad condition

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>>17365871
>drive thru ATMs

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>>17366097
>he wants to get out of his car to withdraw money
>that way Mehmet, Achmed, Muhammad, and the local Gypsy Band can mug you as you're leaving the vestibule

>>17366097
All the fucking "technology" you tards brag about and you dont have a drive thru ATM?

>>17366080
7/10

>>17366124
Sorry we're not obese and fused to our Silverado mobility scooters.

>>17366115
Those guys only live in the large cities, I live in a town with +/- 2000 inhabitants. Only time Ahmed and Fatima are seen is at the yearly flea market.
In the large cities however you will find Mehmet, Achmed and Muhammed, but not the gypsies since those were drowned in the canal by the first 3.

>>17365779
>are faggots in fuck-huge SUVs and off-road trucks slowing to a near stop to overcome a fucking speed bump.
I live in the Midwest so tons of pickups and lifted ones. Every time there is a speed bump or ever a set of railroad tracks they crawl over them.

>>17366097
>he has to park his car to get cash

Actually what is wrong with you? Might as well go into the bank at that point.

>>17366080
>when the weed goes too far

>>17366398
That's exactly what I do.

>>17366398
Do Amerifats pay to use the ATM?
I pay exactly 0 fees, and would switch banks immediately if they asked me to pay 0.01€ for accessing my own money.

>>17366457
Okay, that's pretty much objectively worse. Great job europe.

>>17366474
Drive through ATMs are usually free if you have an account with the bank that operates them. I never pay fees at ATMs, my bank covers them.

>>17366474
You usually always get free ATM usage if that ATM is from your bank.

For instance no fees if you use a Chase ATM and you have a Chase account. But go over to a Wells Fargo ATM with your Chase card and you'll most likely get hit with fees.

>>17365915
don't laugh, I've seen an apartment that used speed trenches. pretty damn effective

>>17366124
Talking about "technology" while you still use cash.
Debit card everything, we got retarded "contactless payments" for €25 a day max.
Since a couple of months you can use your phone instead of your card because pulling it out is too much trouble apparently.

>>17364264
>I'm curious if speed bumps actually help cross traffic at all.

Bumps aren't there for pedestrian safety. They usually go in when the main arterial traffic gets plugged up and people start using adjacent residential streets as a bypass.

>>17366187
No instead you are fused to Muslim cock.

>>17364298
My old complex installed them because of me.....
I was going through the complex at like 70mph....

>>17367735
madman

>>17364343
That doesn't seem safe to me...

>>17366344
I drive 3 hours everyday in Indiana to go to and from work....
I fucking hate trucks.... I spend most of that time just looking at the back of an F150....

gosh i hope they are ok>>17364104

>>17364104

>Rebuilt title due to cosmetic-only damage. Repaired professionally.

burger roads are so shit that they don't need speedbumps since people slow down anyway for all the potholes

>>17367763
>tasteful exterior mods

>>17366667
And the government can also freeze your assets at any time, for any reason or none at all. Even with a fiat currency, they can't fuck with cold hard cash unless they want riots. Using actual cash money also helps lots of people to be more fiscally responsible; you're less likely to spend money that's actually in your hand than you are some digital bullshit made of wishes and horse apples.

>>17367723
>insecure about his weight
>penis fixation
>concerned by 'evil muslims' in foreign country
wew lad

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>>17364389
What the fuck

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>>17364389
I can't believe this is real

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>Visit Belgium once.

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>>17369632
In the Netherlands we add speedhumps to these things, to make the game of chicken more intense.

>>17369637
Implying I wouldn't hit those at 50 in my Buick.

>>17364000
good luck
https://youtu.be/ZVUB3ORf8RM

>>17369667
it's physically impossible for me to watch (and listen to) that with a straight face

>>17364389
Have these literally in my street and several places in the neighborhood.
I just floor it every time when I have the right of way, I don't give a flying fuck anymore if some retard is gonna attempt to get over it first even though they should be waiting, I'm tired of these entitled niggers.

>>17364000
>Drive Miata
>Deliver to giant richfag private community
>Speed limit 25 MPH
>Do 40, hit speed bumps at 35
>After a year, this richfag place I've known my entire life is adding 10 more speed bumps
>Car low enough to drive under gate post
>Some guy with a stick up his ass sees this and rages at me from down the street
>Several months later they put giant steel rolling gate so now I'm forced to stop and waste my time waiting for customers to answer their phone and open the gate for me
It's like those cucks want their pizza to be colder or something.

>>17369641
The fun only starts when a moped that doesn't have right of way goes through the middle of it at the last moment instead of around it

>>17369694
Have a similar richfag neighborhood story
>Do electric floor heating, mainly in bathrooms.
>Old Volvo 960 stationcar with mud all the way up to the window is my cargo "van"
>Hired most of the time by snobs who are renovating their bathrooms
>30km/h zone, speed bumps are so steep they're practically concrete beams.
>Every house has a 15m long grass front yard
>Drive around bump through random peoples yards.
>4 day job, do it 4 days in a row
>Get pissed looks from everyone
Even the guy who hired me was angry, but I always negotiate the price beforehand so he couldn't do anything

>>17364389
There are a bunch round me as well, they're fucking shite. One near my dad's house is placed so close to a corner that you can't possibly see if there's any oncoming traffic (who have the priority) and I've almost had a head-on collision once with one dickhead who flew round the corner and straight into the bottleneck after I'd crossed the line (since nobody was there at the time). But hell, at least these have priorities set up. There are a series of them near my work that don't have defined priorities so you just have to figure it out between yourselves. This does provide a fun opportunity to bully BMW drivers and buses in my shitbox though, so it's not all bad. Again, these are all on corners so seeing if anyone's coming is difficult. It's utter bollocks.

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>>17364000
>>17365724
Pretty much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghUInp1JBRo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cRhfPOBhpc

I accelerate just before the speed bump and jump over it, really fun. Must be for the residents of the street as well, since I have a 2 stroke dirt bike with a really old ineffective silencer.

>have no problem hitting speedbumps or going over rail crossings at a reasonable speed
>most other road users don't either
>anyone driving an SUV or a truck (big raised vehicles that should be ideal for going over this sort of shit at a decent speed) will ALWAYS slow to a fucking walking pace
>it's nearly always a woman taking the kids to or from school
Get the fuck out of the way you god damn useless cunts

God forbid your precious little crotch-spawn in the back seat have a slightly uncomfortable journey, now get the fuck out of the way so the rest of us working folk can get to where we need to be. Send your god damn kids on the school bus rather than clogging up the fucking roads with your poorly-driven SUV.

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>>17366503
>I've seen an apartment that used speed trenches. pretty damn effective
That's the proper way when combined with low speed bumps that are more like "speed slopes" than bumps. Slow cars don't really feel it. But a car going too fast has a reaction time from its suspension. The trench followed by the bump means the car slams into the pavement with its front.

Tall vehicles will just feel a bigger bump though because the important thing is to not make either the trench or bump too big to stop ambulances or paramedics.

Police sometimes chase cars into my neighborhood. The road to the development was made so the main entrance has a T-intersection. Someone running from cops races in and can't do the T-intersection. Ditches along the road mean no cutting corners. The car can't drift or cut corners because the ditches funnel the car to go straight ahead. It has to go right into the boulder or the ditches around the boulder. So far, no runner has defeated the boulder.

The repaving company uses a tar-like slurry to reseal the road surface. Over the years, that entrance road became very smooth. Not as smooth as a mirror, but imagine the smoothest fine-grain parking lot surface you've ever seen where all the spaces between every asphalt pebble is filled in with smooth hardened asphalt. If you speed in at 30MPH and slam the brakes, you'll slide into the boulder. If you speed in at 25MPH in the rain, you'll definitely slide into the boulder if you have cheap tires.

>Dumbass, I can see a boulder from far away.
The entrance is stylish with trees and shrubs lining the road. The entrance is almost like a tunnel through trees and shrubs. It's very nice. In front of the boulder are shrubs. They need to be replanted every now and then when speeders take them out when hitting the boulder.

The boulder was and is a great feature. We all love it. It punishes all the speeders running from the police. Makes me wonder if the police try to herd runners here.

>>17366344
That is because a lot of them probably have the off-road package, and the suspension is stiff as hell. My Dad used to have a Jeep, and it would literally hurt to go over a speed bump at more than 5 mph. I drive a Ford Ranger with the FX4 Level 2 package, and if I go too fast I will bounce up and hit my head on that handle thingy that is above the door.

>>17364000
The best part about riding a capable dual-sport motorbike is giving no fucks about speed bumps. Sometimes I even accelerate to get some air.

>>17370690
>offroad suspension
>stiff as all fuck

somehow that seems backwards.

>>17367760
I'm just going out on a limb here, to say they're probably dead.

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>>17370722
...I seriously wouldn't even consider driving anything less in Mexico because there are speed bumps EVRYWHERE. Street vendors put them up themselves wherever they please in order to stop traffic to sell stuff to drivers. It's absolutely nuts there. But then they also put pic related everywhere which seems specifically designed to knock over motorcycles.

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>>17370766
>>17369632
>>17366077
Speedbump inventors are devilish

>>17370766
>Street vendors put them up themselves wherever they please in order to stop traffic to sell stuff to drivers
My coworker and his wife went to Mexico for their honeymoon. A mistake as they target tourists with SCHEMES. People staked out sidewalks as their "property" and charged them money to walk on it. Can't go into the street. And can't reverse because barricades are now up. They target groups of tourists like that.

At the airport, there was an official that even charged them CASH to go past. She would stuff the cash into her pockets. No change given. Pay or get back on the plane. He and his wife were so pissed they said they won't go back to mexico. The casual corruption is everywhere and the people all seem to accept corruption as a way of life.

I hope that doesn't happen in the USA where corruption is tolerated by everyone. Find corruption? Fight it.

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>>17365871
>MFW go to get some burgers like a true amerifat
>MFW get into the plaza parking lot, go over a speed bump.
>MFW order food, get to the end of the drive thru
>Double speed bump
>Make a left hand turn to go out the way I came
>Another speed bump
>Speed bump before getting out of the parking lot one last time
>MFW fucking coca cola slips out of the shitty cupholder and onto my car.

>>17370979
The real blame for those bumps lies with all those teens burning rubber after they get their drive thru. When accidents happen, the victims sue the shop for its deep pockets, so the shop prevents that by proving it had good intentions.

>>17370895
It's not that bad in my experience, but there is some shit to watch out for. Police are horribly corrupt, but in most cases you can wear them down by refusing to pay a bribe (but if you have to be somewhere then you'll have to pay). Locals and especially Indians like to blockade roads and pretend like they own them, same with beaches, which really sucks since it comes with the implicit threat that they'll rob you if you don't pay. Really nothing you can do about that that I've figured out, although again having an off-road capable bike helps since you can usually ride around their impromptu roadblocks (you're decked in a car though if they put down spikes or rocks on the road). It's really embarrassing for Mexico they allow that sort of shit to go on, especially when it's not nearly so bad in other even poorer Latin American countries.

>>17371029
Got to give them credit for having half a brain. A guy tried to rob my father with a knife. He was standing in front of my father's car.
Emphasis on was.

>tfw no one installs speedbumps near me because the road is poverty-tier with potholes already
F-feelsgoodman...

>>17370758
The higher your truck is the stuffer you want your suspension. Also they are trucks, and trucks have beds, and you out stuff in those beds. You want stiff suspension do your suspension won't bottom out if you are carrying or towing something.

>>17369667
isnt there like codes for angles of these fuckin things? jesus

>live on a dirt road
>has been raining daily for a week
>the entire road is a never ending chain of speedbumps

Just end it now. I WOT down it sometimes in my truck but I don't want to fuck anything up on it since I'm a poorfag.

>>17370377
thats fuckin terrifying

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>>17371061
Back in the 1980's, the grandfather of friends of my friends had a plane. He occasionally flew it to Mexico sometimes with family but sometimes alone. This time, he went alone. And no, that family and him were not into drugs. The police arrested him on what were bogus charges, but in reality, they wanted his plane. They also required a large cash bond to be sent to them or he'd sit in jail for at least a year before his first hearing.

They sent the money, got grandpa back, lost the plane, lost the bail money. But it was better than having gramps rot in jail. And none of them have anything nice to say about Mexico after that. To them, the judges were corrupt as well. Hooray for La Raza.

>>17371666
>thats fuckin terrifying
Boulders are your friend. Haven't you seen houses in your area that put up rocks or ditches to protect the house? Typically, that is for houses on roads with long straight stretches that suddenly have a dogleg turn. Cars can speed and miss the turn because they are drunk, running from police, have blurry vision from drugs or eyestrain, or just not paying attention. When they miss the turn they can hit the house. So people put up rocks or ditches to prevent the car from going further.

>>17371838
thats a good idea. but the thought of being in a chase and getting into that situation is scary.

>doing shenanigans on unfamiliar roads
i know, i was just imagining it

>>17364117
nice anon, nice.

>>17364140
i dont understand why the ever loving fuck would you care if the road in front of your house was busy

>>17364389
How is bottlenecking traffic flow supposed help? Seems completely counter productive.

>speed bumps
No need here in romania

>>17370895
>went to Mexico for their honeymoon
Why would anyone willing go to that shithole?

>>17364389
Do motorcycles just scoot on by?

>>17365871
>I want to Zyklon B whomever thought this shit was a good idea
Woah man hold off some of that edge there pal

>>17364389
what on earth is this ???

>>17364140
Hang bells on back bumper, just low enough for speed bump to jingle.

>>17369637
At least the neighborhood didn't put these plastic bumps on top of asphalt speedbumps.

>>17372973
>what on earth is this?
By narrowing the road, it stops speeders from drifting around corners.

Some neighborhoods uses ditches to stop speeders. There's one nasty place that has ditches almost 3 feet deep. A few months ago, I saw 3 mexicans by the side of the road next to their car that had slid into the ditch. Hey, don't go so fast. And no, I'm not going to stop to ask them if they are okay because I don't want to be asked to give them a ride. They might even get angry at me for being part of the neighborhood with the ditch and attack me.

From the way it looked crashed nosefirst into the ground, the engine and its mounts should be totaled. That's because the bottom is lined with rocks (to prevent erosion). But everyone knows the rocks give the car a big solid hit unlike mushy dirt.

The funny thing is that the city has those tractors with mowers on long arms. Those mow the sides of the roads. The grass grows up in that ditch and they mow it level with the top of the ditch. But don't step on that grass because it's a long way down and you could twist your ankle landing on the rocks. Then the big black spiders will crawl and bite you.

>>17370377
>It punishes all the speeders running from the police
what a sad little man you must be

>>17372611
Theres a reason people keep leaving that place

>>17367763
>women owned

>>17370766
what the ever loving fuck is that? that looks dangerous as fuck

>>17364389
There's a set near me. the lollypop lady/school kid crossing attendant/tard wrangler or whatever you want to call them uses one as a crossing. When it's busy, if you come up the wrong way you're literally stuck. Every time she finishes letting kids cross, the traffic thats built up has right of way.

It's hilarious.

>>17369667
>THAT FUCKING SCHOOLBUS

my sides are in orbit. "Sorry little Brian isnt coming home today because his bus driver went full fucking ken block over a speed bump and how he's in 15 different pieces"

>>17364525
was this in massey?

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>>17364117
Thanks for the idea anon

Had lots.of.fun yesterday making tires squeel as I went over each and every speed bump with a roaring V8 as the middle aged ladies jogging looked back at me

There must have been a good 10 bumps.

>>17370038
Fucking awesome

What kind of dirt bike?

>>17364000
>implying I'm going to slow down
With close to zero clearance, I kind of have to.

>>17364389
Is this autism? Communism? Communistic autism? What's the point? Cause more accidents, collect more ticket money, help the insurance companies collect more premiums?

>adding shit to a perfectly straight road to make cars have to zig and zag for no apparent reason. Giving it a double speak name like "calming island" even though it makes everyone the opposite of calm. Is your country run by authoritarian monsters who are just little old ladies afraid of everything?

>>17375223
Brits park their cars in the middle or the road, so they're used to having to avoid shit like that. This is like a permanent parked car.

>>17374750
Those things are EVERYWHERE in Mexico as I think a cheaper faster alternative to putting up ANOTHER speed bump. They're really really spooky on a motorcycle, and I assume pretty much impassable by a bicycle or scooter (which would explain why you never see either in Mexico)

>>17375172
Traveled around Mexico on a DR350. Loads of clearance and suspension travel so just plowed over and through speed bumps and pot holes. If you're not riding like that the only way to get anywhere in Mexico is to use the expensive toll highways (otherwise you're coming to a full stop every 100ft at most)

>>17374750 >>17370766
>that looks dangerous as fuck
It's more punishing than the usual sloping speed bump. Instead of suspension damage, these give a big fist punch to your tires. Because the impact is localized, it can cause your belts to separate from the rubber inside if you go too fast.

>>17372971
>>>/r/eddit

>>17375557
>>>/pol/eddit

>>17375572
It doesn't work that way. You have to go back.
>>>/r/eddit

>>17375579
>>>/r/the_donald

>>17375589
>>>/k/illyourself
>>>/r/eddit

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>>17375600
>>17375579
>>17375557

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>>17375600

>>17365779
>Stiff leaf springed vehicles
>Wondering why they aren't ramming speed bumps

>>17375624
>>17375635
>>>/lgbt/

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>>17375655
>>>/pol/

>>17375659
>>>/r/eddit

>>17375659
go back to /a/ where you belong

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>>17375668
>>17375677
>>>/c/ripplechan

>>17375810
>>>/r/eddit

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>>17375812
>>>/w/rongplanet.net

>>17375820
>>>/r/eddit

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>>17375826
themoreyouknow.jpg

>>17375840
lol

>>17375854
lel

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>>17375862
>>17375854
>>17375840
>>17375826
>>17375820
>>17375812
>>17375810
>>17375677
>>17375668

go back to >>>/pol/

>>17375659

>>>/gaschamber/

>>17375874
>>>/r/eddit

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>>17375882
keep sperging cumskin

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>>17375874
>implying that I'm from /pol/ like the guy spamming >>>leddit
/o/ namefaggotry strikes again
>>17375882
>>17375884
>>>/e/ncyclopediadramatica

>>17375888
>trips
white """"people"""" eternally BTFO

>>17375889
>>>/r/eddit

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>>17375884
>>17375893
>>>/pol/

sperg more

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>>17375888
Who are these people and why do I see them a lot lately?
btw that guy definitely isn't black, not sub-saharan anyways
>>17375893
>>>/r/etarded /pol/ user

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Stop this. You and you, GTFO. Sage.

>>17375906
an interracial couple that triggered lots and lots of neet basement dweller virgins
he is from india and she is from sweden

Fucking redditfags ruin every single thread.
Kill yourselves faggots.

>>17375931
You mean /pol/ faggots.

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Theres a road with a few of these style but longer/flatter by my house.

If you hit them at about 60kmph on an sv650, you get pretty good air. One of my favorite roads desu

>>17375935
Kill yourself

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>>17375940
You first :)

>>17369667
shouldn't that thing be painted or something to let people know it's there

>>17375977
Not every city has ordinances that require them to be painted boldly and signs erected. My city doesn't use them or allow neighborhoods to put them up on public roads because emergency service vehicles may need to use the road at speed. Speed bumps can harm injured people in ambulances.

HOA are immune to the city ordinance though and some continue to have speed bumps. One HOA doesn't color its speed bumps because driving at the official speed limit means they are not a problem. But unaware speeders would get a surprising thump.

>>17375896
>>17375906
>>17375935
>>>/r/eddit

>>17376235
Very intelligent post my personal friend! :-)

>>17364000
>I'm going to slow down because of your stupid fucking concrete bump
Don't think any of the bumps in my county are concrete. They are all asphalt or plastic. Maybe the asphalt ones look smooth like concrete because they are painted over with asphalt-based sealant to give them a satin smooth slick finish. Then they get painted with orange yellow warning paint stripes..

>>17364117

The safest way to do a skid is from low speed.

I commend you on your high level of responsibility