I Owe My Soul to the Auto Parts Store

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Some people say a car is made outta steel
A poor man's car's made of oil and wheels
Oil and wheels and nuts and bolts
A head that's a-weak and a block that's strong

Well you spend one grand, what do you get?
Another shitbox, and deeper in debt
Mr Longpost don't you call me, cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the auto parts store

I got up one mornin' when the car didn't start
I went to O-Reilly's and I ordered a part
I spent five hundred to make the car go
And the parts store boss said "bless my soul"

Well you spend one grand, what do you get?
Another shitbox, and deeper in debt
Mr Longpost don't you call me, cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the auto parts store

I got up one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Windscreen wipers wouldn't do their thing
I ran a red light 'cause I couldn't see
Copper pulled me over, said "listen to me"

Well you spend one grand, what do you get?
Another shitbox, and deeper in debt
Mr Longpost don't you call me, cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the auto parts store

If you see me comin', get out of the way
A lotta men didn't, a lotta men paid
Brakes that don't stop, Steering that jerks
If the bumper don't get you, then the hood might work

Well you spend one grand, what do you get?
Another shitbox, and deeper in debt
Mr Longpost don't you call me, cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the auto parts store