You guys don't do the virgin drive... right?

I have only cum in my backseat.

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>>17352712
Tfw I don't do anything from the virgin side
Feels fuckin good

The cum in the back seat is from the driver and other men they fuck right?

>>17352712
>chad is such a boss his hand is swinging into the virgin's panel

>>17352712
Left is my wife, every single one lol except maybe the eye contact.

>>17352712
The only two things on the entire list I do/have is that my car is gold/tan (neutral colored) and my cab is a fucking mess (from ash, to change, to napkins, to coats, I got shit all over the place).

Aside from that nothing else applies

>>17352745
raping a dog doesn't count

I've never parallel parked once in my entire life. You're telling me people ACTUALLY choose to live in such a densely packed shithole where parallel parking is a must?

Pathetic.

I've seen these memes for walking, for watching movies, for driving, and for playing video games. what's next?

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>>17352745
>>17352807

>>17352828
Sleeping

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>>17352712
Am I imagining things, or does the virgin basically look like Nakazato with glasses? They're both virgin losers who can't drive, at least.

Some learner driver was parallel parking and using my car to line theirs up for practice and the dumb fuck hit the back of my car as he was turning, I was more mad at his instructor for not doing his job. I made the instructor pay.

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>>17352712

funniest thing i've seen on /o/ in awhile

also this
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>>17352807

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>>17352745
neck yourself

>virgin cars
Ford Fiesta ST
$3k Civics

>CHAD CHARIOTS
Ford F-150
Dodge RAM
Chevrolet Corvette

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>>17352807
lol

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Real alpha drive here
https://youtu.be/0RJDmSRBkYY

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>>17352807

>>17352807
>>17352829
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>>17353308
Pathetic, obvious samefagging.

>Never drives drunk
I agree with everything else but this is a good thing

>>17354155
It's a bit of a shit thing to do, but we've all had to do it at some point. Have a few drinks and you're over the legal limit but not by much, and it's 2 in the morning and who else is going to be on the road in the first place?

There's a point where you're too fucked to drive and you've got to acknowledge it, but it's a fair way away from the point at which you'll be screwed if you're pulled over.

>>17354152
t. furfaggot

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>>17354173
t. dumbshit

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>>17354186
holy shit an actual furfaggot got triggered lol

>>17354194
furfag is better than samefag

>>17354211
I am not samefagging you autists, everyone dislikes the autistic tripfag which is why they replied

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>>17354217
You're both pretty rubbish.

>>17354224
Based

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>>17352894
>Nakazato
>Virgin

Come on, we all know he slays mass poon because of the GEE TEE ARU.

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>>17354264
He's a manlet.

>>17354275
No Ryosuke is just a giant among nips.

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>theres an autist who keeps making these

>>17354283
I think you mean Dr. Spin. Who's Ryosuke?

>>17354341
>Dr. Spin
are you talking about Professor Wankel?

>>17354324
They were made by different people on r9

>>17354324
they are fucking fantastic, investing on them was a great decision

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>>17354446
Everyday until you kill yourself

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>>17354468
filtered

>>17352745
arent you that neckbeard with a pony tail who spun out a shitbox at low speed?

>>17352745
How many pictures of dogs do you have on your hard drive, and were you thinking about raping a dog when you nearly spun off a cliff or was it just your greasy hair in your eyes lol

>>17354324
>implying virgins even use urinals and don't pee in stalls
Trust me, I'd know.

Post the rest of these comics

You have to now

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>>17354591
post more

>>17354152
Stop fucking dogs faggot

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i fukken love /r9k/ sometimes

>>17354324
>uses the urinal furthest away from people
>uses the urinal
I've never used a urinal in my life. Stall master race.

>>17354817
represent

>>17352712

>Able to wave to every other driver in a mile radius
>Will die if BAC goes below 1%
>Upper body hanging out of window

But I am licensed and insured tho.

>>17354252
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>>17354275
kek
i had this happen to me while casually driving on the beach to impress a grill
still driving the car today tho

Where is the "virgin walk/chad stride" picture?

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