>go to change brake shoes >can't find the brake feet

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>try to equip spoilers
>there was no ending to the story

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>>17347847
>broke a lower control arm
>wrapped it in a cast
>healed after a month

>shift up to go faster
>shift down to go faster

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>>17347847
>apply emergency brake
>there's no emergency

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>bucket seat
>can't be used to carry water

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>>17347847
>need to get gas
>liquid comes out

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>>17348034
S A V A G E
A
V
A
G
E

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>Have fog lights
>Don't have fog horn

>bike has forks
>Never eats

>car has no transmission
>transmits over 1000hp to the rear axle

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>paddle shifters
>car sinks in water

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>have automatic
>it doesn't steer for me

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>>17348195
>wheel nuts
>cant eat them

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>locking differential
>lock button on fob doesn't lock it

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>>17347847

>dynamic stability control
>have to actually control car.

>>17348034
lolololol audibly kekd..
good one

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>buy a miata
>can't pick up men with it

>>17348034
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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>>17348363
>buy a miata
>it wasn't the answer

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>cruise control
>cruises into a crowd of people

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>Mixes injector cleaner with meth in syringe
>Still gave me AIDS

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>4x4
>doesn't have 16 wheels

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>>17348473
>6x6
>doesn't have 36 wheels

>>17348034
MOM'S GONNA FREAK!

>>17347847
>try to put the soft top up
>it won't get hard

>center console
>can't play video games with it

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>drove my car
>the tranny blew me!

>alternator
>it stays in one place

>replace rocker panels
>panels now into smooth jazz

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>car has a glove box
>nobody ever uses it for gloves

>tie rod
>doesn't have a knot

>>17348672
I do.
Winter can get pretty harsh here.

>rear view mirror
>can't see my car from behind

>Try to take out bushings
>dont have a hedge trimmer

>tranny in my car dies
>car drives fine

>>17348055
ur body is like 70% water my dude

>>17347847
>hit the throttle
>car goes faster

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>>17348742
>put dead tranny in trunk
>starts to smell funny

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>>17348782

>>17348034
topfuckingkek

>>17347847
>upgrade differential
>still can't do calculus

>hit brakes
>nothing breaks

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>4.6L modular v8
>no parts are actually modular

>Use rotary phone
>No brap

>>17349042
thats because you hit the brakes not the breaks

>>17348022
thank you, Paul

>>17347847
>Quarter panels
>Not actually quarter the size of the car

>>17347847
>Buy car with esp
>won't read peoples minds for me

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>Spoiler
>There's nothing to hide

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>hold down brake pedal
>doesnt reverse car like it does in video games

>called taillights
>the car does not have a tail

>>17351252
>called headlights
>the car does not have a head

>wing mirror
>is placed on the door

>tranny fluid
>is a cis shitlord

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>>17351356

>doesn't know about wing-mounted mirrors

>use low/high beams
>no beams in sight changes their characteristics

>>17351388
that, my friend, is the bonnet

>number plate
>has letters as well

>>17348092
lel

>>17351388
>>17351396
they're actually called fenders you fucking idiots

>>17351699
>called fenders
>nothing really attacks them

>>17351396
They arent though.

You couldn't find thr brake feet because the brake shoes were covering them up you dolt.

>shift forks
>no shift knives or shift spoons

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>"standard" transmission
>it is no longer standard, let alone manufactured

>"automatic" transmission
>have to manually shift from park to drive to reverse etc

>double clutch transmission
>there isn't a single clutch pedal

>>17352698
manual transmissions are in like 52% of new cars lol

>>17353210
where?

>>17353210
Yeah, in third world European and African shitholes, perhaps. Most of the civilised world has almost completely moved on to automatic transmissions though.

>blew a gasket
>wasn't even in a bad mood

>>17353213
earth

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>Car has bumpers
>They break if you bump anything

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>car uses ICE
>can't cool my drinks with it

>>17353235
>most cucked part of the world has almost completely moved on to automatic transmissions though

ftfy

>>17347847
>My engine light came on
>I turned it off

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>check engine light comes on
>its still there, I checked

>>17348645
Stop being a console pleb

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>>17353261

>>17353380
no one ever said they were good at their job

>>17348926

>>17347847
>park on drive way
>drive on park way

>a-pillars
>not even a pillar?

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>Driver on the right side of the car, but the wrong side of the road.

>>17348670
heh...

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>>17348535
>1x2
>has 2 wheels

>Right wheel rubs
>how is it the right wheel????

>wheel arches
>collapses under the weight of a few wheels
????

>right-hand drive
>steering wheel is on the wrong side

>>17353894
>Adding question marks
>Not asking a question

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>use the brakes
>car runs perfectly fine afterwards

>>17348110
wat

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>>17355149
Have I told you about Koenigsegg Direct Drive?

>>17354676
>right-hand drive
>nothing stops you from using your left hand

>Mustang Super Snake powered by a Coyote
>not a chimera made up of 3 animals

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>hit the brakes
>they file a domestic abuse report

>>17353235

Europe would move to automatics in a HEARTBEAT if they were good for smaller econoboxes.

Try finding a non-base BMW without an auto. It's the same as finding one without leather. Impossible.

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>look under side skirts
>no panties

>4 wheel drive
>only one steering wheel

>>17355166
Speaking of the KOONIGSEGG, I remember seeing the trailer for the new NFS game, and they were talking about it's 0-60 in 2.7 seconds as if that's impressive, when the Dodge Demon can do it in 2.1 and Model S around 2.3. I can understand not wanting to use a sedan (an electric one) in a tuner game, but the GODMACHINE OF AXXELERAYSHUNNN isn't a Dodge Demon?

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>>17355320
>take off her bra
>there's no titties

>car has a hood
>no black people live there

>license plate
>can't put food on it

>>17347847

>All cars have bumpers
>yet all threads die

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JUST

>>17356181
as long as you've got atleast one on each side of the centre you're fine

>>17356181
how does this happen?

>Replace the exhaust system
>Car keeps getting tired

>spend 300,000 fuckin dollars on my new Ferrari FF
>still have to buy a gun separately

>car salesman says the car has x horses
>ask where
>"under the hood"
>open, no horses to be seen

>>17348373
I call bullshit on that

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>>17347847
>has tires
>isnt tired

>BMW 2002
>came out in 1966