Prove you're /o/

>>17346759
I ride the bus.

>>17346759
I'm a poorfag

>>17346759
That shit smells like a black man's cologne

>stinky trees

Didnt this die out in the 90's?
Lots of Germans are rumored to use them. -Explains a lot.

>>17346789
>Germans
the brown ones?

>>17346759
I drive an automatic shitbox and call Miata owners/drivers gay

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I have a folder of porn of a dead 90's anime only remembered by crappy Eurobeat memes repeated ad nauseum.

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>>17346759
my keys should be passable

>>17346795
There are other ones?

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>>17346806
Bully, that wasn't the image I meant to click.

>>17346813
kys wankelfag

>>17346759
I own not one, not two, but three Twingo plushies.

>>17346759
>prove you're black

>>17346813
Is that your trusty spanner for when the engine gets knackered?

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Not so much /o/ but /a/

>>17347158
The wrench is for my Vespoli Matrix 24

>>17347189
Of course it was for something Italian

>>17347211
Actually it's not as cool as that would be. Vespoli is an American boat company. They make racing shells for rowing. So I need the wrench to remove the rigger for moving it from one race course/river/lake to another.

TL;DR: not a car, not Italian

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>>17346821
Pics please

>>17346759
I unironically post lap times for cars I will never drive and shitpost against the subaru brz/ toyota 86 with every chance I get LMAO SLOWER THAN A MINIVAN :^)

youre going to have to take my word, but I can deal

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>>17346759

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sigh, I want one

My trunk is full of car supplies and a squeegee that I've never used

Is that sufficient?

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Browsing /o/ by myself on Friday night drinking beer. Doesn't get more /o/ than this.

>>17346773
/thread

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>>17347877
>Bog Water

>>17347877
comfy as fuck

>>17347158
>eurocuck detected

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>>17346759
i work on cars for a fucking living

>>17347483
Where the fuck do I find one of these

>>17347912
made me kek

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I drive a shitbox.

>>17348243
autoplush dot com

>>17346815
>>17346806
I didn't realize there was enough porn of them to necessitate a folder, the only pics I know of are yours and the one where they're both fat as fuck.

>>17346759
I drive my own car
There, now I've proved enough to be part of /o/

But... Here's where I ascended above the maj/o/rity of the shitter on this site.

I bought it with my own money.
I drive it with the driving license I got using only my own money and only my own skills.
My car is a manual and I fix things myself.
I've never been pulled over for my speeding.
I don't road rage
I don't instigate road rage
I keep my car clean so I don't have to be seen with ad/o/lescent dangling perfume trees.

Doesn't take much to be an /o/-tard since most countries have such a bad standard when it comes to requirements from driving schools.
USA is one of those.
You just have to know how many wheels a car have to pass from the look of their driving skills.

>>17348685
confirmed for bus rider

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I buy meme cars

>>17348690
Is this your worn-out go to retort?
Good luck with the bus riding, mister confirmed bus rider.

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>>17348708
>>17348690
Ain't nothing wrong with being a bus rider yall, come on let's ride the short bus niggas

>>17348752
Nah.
I live in a place where the transportation infrastructure is 42x better than it is in USA and I still haven't set my foot in a bus in almost 16 years.

>>17346759
I've won pretend racecar championships

>>17348692
Is that the Starion I think it is?

>>17346759
I'm ins here now what more do you fucking want.

>>17347912
can i get a quick rundown on these 2?

>>17348776
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>17348685
REEEEEEEE

>>17348692
That one on the right speaks to me on many levels

>>17346759
>Little trees
>Not Car-Freshner

What the fuck man.

>>17349556
What about Yankee Candle car jars? I fucking love black cherry in my house so Black cherry in the car should work just as well.

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Patrician pink

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In the middle of an engine swap

>>17346759
I'm bad at driving
Dont own a car
poorfag
several folders with smug anime girls, only anime and porn

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>>17348752
I can't, theres a stalker girl on my line that always looks at me with weird creepy eyes. Shes hot but creeps me the fuck out, she even asked me out but I had a girlfriend at that time so I keept it at light play. So when she wanted more I told her that I can't. She started screaming about how she knows that I have a girlfriend but doesnt care because I'm perfect for her and than she started threatening my back-than girlfriend till she left me so that the crazy stalker can have me for her alone. Because I thought it was hot as fuck I had sex with her like 5 times, till I noticed one day that she tried to poke a hole in one of the condoms. After that I tried to left and instead of taking the bus I now walk. I still see her standing in the bus looking at me when she drives by.

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>>17349738
nigga
holy fuck

I come here, constantly refreshing, but have so many filters and hidden threads that there's barely any active threads because newfags flock to the shitposts. Even still, here we are, looking at the same stale bullshit.

>>17346773
Congratulations you just won the internet

>>17349738
>things that happened

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>>17347483
Pic with their roommates.

>>17349797
Its okay if you dont believe me, Iam not here to prove anything to anybody

>>17346837
>he drives a triumph

Lel

>>17348767
Yeah

>>17347187
That better be a gt anon....

>>17348692
Neither of these are meme cars.

>>17347187
What is that sunshade I want one!

>>17351768
Looks like the same one I have. Custom fit from covercraft

>>17346773
this

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>>17346759
my mower has a black ice to make it go faster

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>>17346759
I spent more on a lego set than on my shitbox

Excuse me while I parrot things I heard other people in Forza while I work on finally getting my license irl

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>>17349801
>Only having 3

>>17348338
Only twingo's? Where's the 86? NA Miata? Aw11?

>>17353430
In the works, from what Swiss Anon said he's working on getting a run of NA Miatas made at the moment. Shit takes time, he's working with a plush maker in China, and since he's not asking for very many (first run of twingos was 100, second was 500) he's not too high priority for them, especially with the high quality and detail he wants.

All I know is what he's posted here though. Would be cool if he posted here and shined some more light on the process he's gone through to get them made.

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>>17351664
Of course

>>17351768
http://www.americanmuscle.com/covercraft-sunshield-pony-2015.html

>>17353584
good lad

>>17353061
twingos are fucking cute

>>17346773
This

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>>17348692
>>17348820

The STAA-ION is the American JEE TEE ARU. Honestly, Nakazato should've driven that instead of the JEE TEE ARU. Look at this thing, BACK ON THE ROCKS suits this fucking menacing thing more than some chopped up shitbox sedan with twin turbos.

>>17346773
Didn't even have to scroll down.

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OC

I bought a meme plushie

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>>17346759

>>17354449
malao

>>17347187
Where'd you get that Megumin air freshener?

>>17346773
clapping

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>>17348772
Finally someone who is getting close to my level.

>>17347187
>megumeme

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>>17354493
Some shop in the auto sticker thread
Look for ultrafeel somewhere

>>17355595
I have the Tohru but must've missed the Megumin. Hope he restocks.

>>17346759
I don't own a car and i shit talk about cars i can't afford

>>17355641
Nice

Been driving around the past 2 months with no power steering and bad inspection

>>17357498
Been driving for the past 6 years without power steering, on a 1985 french shitbox.
Git on my level scrub

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>>17346759
Do good luck charms count?
1/2

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>>17357715
>yes it's auto
>yes I hate my life
2/2

i'm not /o/

i just like to lurk and browse fresh memes

>>17347248
>Not replacing all the nuts with wing nuts for easy removal of riggers

Side note: boats are expensive as fuck! A buddy of mine spent $16k on a used single

>>17357753
>boats are just holes in the water you throw money into
Befriend someone with a boat, because floating around on the river drinking beer is awesome.

But fuck ever owning one of those things

>>17349738
>she tried to poke a hole in one of the condoms

You should always carry your condoms on your self. Don't ever leave them around.

>>17346759
Is my hellcat /o/?

>>17346837

Euan?

>>17357722
>25mpg
I always got 30-31 driving like an idiot.

>>17358394
I brought it when I was driving up to Houston regularly. Quit that job almost immediately and now it only does a few miles around town.

Raped the MPG.

If I'm going on longer drives I take the wife's shitbox Nissan, at least it's manual.

FUCK I HATE MY CAR REEEEEEEEE

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>>17349614

is this you?

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I also have a smelly tree, always thought it's kind of a standard piece of car equipment. Also, sometimes i'm fucking around and destroying my shitbox suspension while pretending rally, is it /o/?

>>17359657
Wait for real that's you? Tbh I applaud you, doesn't look too destructive. Looks fun and safe

>>17348623
There was also that one guy who was talking about getting a picture of /ourguy/s, Shingo and Nakazato, fucking some cartoon character, so that will be three pics.

>>17346806
>That image.
Has anyone spammed this to their twitters?

>>17346759
why the fuck would anyone ever want to prove that you fucking faggot?

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>>17359833
it's surely fun and probably safe, but it does hurt suspension. This kind of roads is either loose sand (which is super cool, terrible understeer until i brake and dig it in like webum related but that's the part of fun) or more solid and full of random holes. It's like calmer version of potholes, even if suspension holds up it has to use up shocks way faster than usual.

One day i'll get rusty cheap rwd shitbox with cheap spare part market purely for sake of running around on forest roads, then i'll finally be able to go there as much as i want to.

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>>17346759
/o wheel loader

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>>17347973
Same

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>>17346759
We're /o/

>>17346759
fuck that senpai, blue trees are where it's at

>>17347187
oh shit son it's hat

>>17346759
how are those trees /o/-related anyway

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>>17360985

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W A T
A
T

>>17346759
They stopped selling these here
I REALLY REALLY want it

>>17361007
NIGGER!

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>>17346773

/o/ as fuck

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>>17346759
>he didn't buy the limited edition meme
lmao

>>17347725
>filthy fucking kitchen

4chan is disgusting

>>17361934
>filthy
I've seen a lot worse

>>17347912
who the fuck are these freaks and why are they such a big deal all of a sudden

I'm NEET and don't even own a car.

>>17348692
Why would you put those hideous wheels on the 165?

>>17347739
I know your pain, Anon. I know it well.

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This will be my third motorcycle. I don't even have a garage.

>>17346759
Just ran into a VW from Colorado sporting a clutch of these air fresheners outside a Dick's in NY.

>>17358484
Sounds like you need to trade it in for a nice shitbox.
>tfw mine was so loathsome and soulless I outright gave it to my sister and bought something else

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This is my car.

>>17349695
>supercheap crane
>taking a lancer engine and putting it in a mirage
u fucker

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amidoinitrite

>inb4 dead squirrel in glove compartment

Can i get a quick rundown on the "wat" meme?

>>17365115
wat

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>>17365115

>>17365115
It stands for WAT Automotive Technologies

>>17366063
is it recursive?

>>17365115
It helps fags locate other fags

>>17359880
kek, I remember that. I'm waiting with bated breath.