Your >gf

I used to say
>doesn't exist
but I actually have had a car for a year now.

neither exist

Doesn't work half the time and when it does it gives me trouble to no end

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>Beautiful
>Japanese
>Not real

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my car has nothing in common with her.

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>>17341372
>
nice car bro mine has the inline 4 tho :( im jelly

>>17341372
what is a straight six on a gf?

>>17341558
that she is 6/10

>>17341558
6 inch dick but not gay.

01 Forester
Small/chubby.
Kinda dorky.
Reliable as fuck.
Reasonable maintenance.
Helps pay the bills.

Most of you would probably call her a 4-5/10 because of inflated internet standards but I still love her. She's an 8 to me.

>>17341623
nice

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>small
>black and red color scheme
>fun to handle
>lots of personality

If only my ST was beautiful, and Megumin was real.

nonexistent

t. bus rider

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>>17341648
your megumin is uglier than my gf

>>17341372
They both dont suck.......

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>>17341658
Agree to disagree

>>17341655
>has been used by half the town

>>17341648
I've jerked off to your car also

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>>17341372
>small
>really cute
>probably gay
>fun (when it works)

Tall
Slender
Quite athletic
Extremely beautiful
Draws attention from others
Surprisingly capable, can do a bit of everything
Has some weird issues at times
Quite expensive to live with
Very nitpicky at times
>is dead

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Low to the ground (short)
Longer than normal nose
Nice shoes
Different
Needs a lot of attention
"Bought" used
Draws a lot of attention when seen near me (She LOOKS a lot younger than me... One old lady even asked if I was abducting her when I walked off to get a drink once)
Weird issues
Reliable for what matters most (driving)

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>>17343839
Forgot my photo

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>>17341372
>older than me
>can't go very fast but handles well
>very sturdy, safe to be with
>always reliable despite a myriad of small flaws
>gets hot very easily, prefers to sit in shade
>she's got a great personality and people love to see her whenever she's around

I don't actually have a girlfriend, though.

>>17341535
You have only yourself to blame

>>17341535
clean your headlights, my 4 cylinder brother

>I have one

oh wait...

Always by my side, never let's me down, not the greatest but still great, lived with the model all my life.

It's my hand.

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>dependable
>sexy in an unconventional way
>23 years old
>cheap and easy to keep happy

Japanese
I'm unsatisfied with both of them

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>doesn't ask for much
>economical
>reliable
>needs a boot full to get moving

>have to bring her to the mechanic very often
>drinks a lot

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>High maintenance
>Always breaking down due to minor things
>Real easy to drop her top
>Screams when she's going hard
>Not the best looking, but not bad looking either
>Everyone compliments her unless it's on 4chan

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>heavier than most it's size
But
>solid as fuck, there is a lot of material behind that skin
>beautiful normally but cleans up even better
>rareish
>doesn't require a lot of money
>does require a lot of love
>soft, plushy seats
>feels oh so good and comfy inside
>absolutely infuriating when it doesn't cooperate

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>>17341433

Holy shit, all that photoshop and the end result is still undercover alien.

i dont think they have anything at all in common

>>17341372
>doesn't exist