So, who has the fastest car on /o/ and why is it me (pic related)?

>understeering haldex VAG spare parts bin trash

This is not even in the top 10 fastest here lol

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your s4 is heavier than mine

therefore mine is faster, faggot.

kys

I know there is an anon with a ferrari 360 here.

>>17339906
VAG + longitudinal engine + awd = torsen central differential.

>>17339869
Thats only because your cousin Piotr borrows it on the weekends to smuggle tobacco and booze

>>17339869
There's a guy with a Hellcat here, couple 911 Turbos, a /g/entooman with a Gallardo, a weeb with a GT350, and the fastest of them all: Frosty

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Its the driver who makes car fast

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:^)

>>17339869
I don't know how fast my Pheaton W12 will go since having the limiter removed, but ill give you a top speed race on the autobahn any day.

>>17339997
>997
Almost
It must be fast look at the angle it's pulling.

>>17339997
NICE.

how do you like it? My dad is actually looking to get one

>>17340014
>GT4
>997
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

>>17339869
you might be the fastest europoster
that's something

>340hp from a 4.2L V8
german """engineering"""

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>>17339931
Your S4 is heavier than mine

therefore mine is faster, faggot.

Yours isn't even an avant, 2/10.

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>>17339869
>>>>>>>>>>>

>>17340054
Point
You

You have redefined the level of retard for /o/. Go back to /lgbt/

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>>17340254
Your S4 is heavier than mine

therefore mine is faster, faggot.

Nice color though

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>>17339974
>hellcat
>911 turbo
>gallardo
>gt350
>corvette

An Audi S4 would smoke literally any of those dude.

>>17339997
FFUUUUUCCCCKKK
I love the cayman so much ive always wanted a gt4
>>17340014
thats not a 911 buddy

>>17340463
An UrS4 with a couple of simple mods might, and even then only in a straight line.

>>17340361
You still are a special kind of stupid. You couldn't even get the model of the car right let aline the generation

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:^)

>>17340463
>>17340483
An RS4 can't even keep up with a mid-engine Accord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5GqAEbPNJU

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>>17340816
(^:

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Just gonna drop this here

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>>17340824
alright lets race get in your GTR

oh wait...nvm

I own a civic so I think I do

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>>17340820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8vSCzaTywg
Read my post again.

>>17340827
>webb c7 owner

I thought yours was white or silver? is that another anon?

>>17340838
Because OP has an RS4 with "a few simple mods"

>>17340862
That's still no RS4, bud. Learn the difference between UrS4 and RS4.

>>17340869
It's still just a shitbox Audi at the end of the day

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>>17340859
must be another guy I dunno man

>>17340879
Which can make stupid amounts of power and sounds absolutely amazing.

>>17340882
So can a Civic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0Bo5gkz3Jw
And that's naturally aspirated

Sound is subjective

>>17340902
Only thing you have to do to hit 400hp on those old inline 5 turbos is up the boost a bit. A properly built engine can hit well over 900 and still last quite a long time. It's like a 2JZ with a cylinder less and the sound of a Group B rally car.

>>17340908
and unlike the 2JZ it's only found in understeering shitboxes so no one cares about it

>>17339869
your car is cheap trash for euro equvilent of us hood niggers.
I can get your car for sub 2k
not to meniton your a pathedic faggot who drives a wagon

>>17339869
>>17339931
>>17340254
>>17340376
>audiniggers
kek

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>>17339869

>>17340908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDKnxXl1sPc
What's your point?

>>17340962
>audicucks literally can't even compete with a fucking civic
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>17340976

Neither can your bus ticket.

>>17340983
t. assmad audi fangirl

>>17340983
>I-I can't afford a $2k Audi!
>your a b-bus rider!
Keep projecting

>>17340984
>>17340989
t. brainlet autismos

>>17341032
aww, he's upset his car is shit

>>17340962
>900hp to the front wheels

I CANT BREATHE

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sorry lads, i got this one covered

>>17341054
What a stunning Ferrari

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Kek slowbabbys pls go

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>>17340989

>keep projecting

The irony

STis and Evos, all versions ever sold in the US, are faster than B6 S4s.

I'm fairly certain you are nowhere near the fastest on here.

>>17341060
So you bought a car that's actually good to drive, why are you defending VAG garbage?

>>17340249
Better figures than the 5 point slow

>>17341065

You're retarded as shit if you think I was defending Audi. I'm just pointing out how retarded it is to point to a built 900HP civic and declare <insert brand here> shit. Now I am just addressing shit ad-homs.

Neck yourself. This board will be a better place without you

>>17339869
>>17339931
>>17340254
>>17340376
>>17340838
>>17341054
street's closed pizza boys, find another way home.

>>17341074
One guy brought up 900hp Audis, then another brought up 900hp Civics in response, then shitposters declared Audi shit because they "can't even compete with a fucking civic". It was modified versus modified.

Audi still a shit though. Worst brand.

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>>17339869
MAKE WAY FOR THE 111 HORSEPOWER 2.6 TON LAND ROVER DISCOVERY II JDM, STILL LIMITED TO 120KPH (i think, it might just not go any faster)
>filthy peasents claiming they are faster than me

>>17341097

>modified vs modified

You're right, that's what I get for jumping in halfway through the convo. Excuse my selective autism.

>>17341054
What's the retail on that thing

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>>17341110

>>17340463
pan paka paaan!

Anyone shitting on i5 Audi turbos doesn't know a lot about them. Or anything.

In Europe they're the go to engine if you want cheap heaps of turbo power.

The B6 S4 isn't that fast tho...

>>17340376
Awww come the fuck on what are the chances of someone showing up with a fucking urS4. Lol.

Your car is cleaner than mine, my paint is getting old and wearing down. 230k miles does that.

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>>17340962
>>17341051
>9 0 0 To the front wheels
Holy shit.

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>>17340824
>it takes a nismo gtr to beat a garbage truck with a body kit

>>17340820
>muh Quattro
>got btfo from the start by a Honda

Cant make this shit up

>>17340483
>>17340463
Just a few simple mods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7tbXZRBKjQ

But really, I have a shitty stage 1 chip on my UrS4, a few other misc things that probably don't do anything and it is only a bit slower then my friends wrx with an STI turbo and over 7k in mods.(dyno tuned to 275awhp) My car doesn't have more then $1k in mods and im not even pushing the engine

>>17340824
LOOK MA HE POSTED IT AGAIN

>>17340005
Having looked it up 201mph.

>>17343471
You'll need new tires for sure

>>17343508
It's on Ys (XL rated) as it is.

>>17340820
>Keiichi himself has an NSX-R
>still thinks it's gonna lose
>gets BTFO by some dude that drives a lowered Honda Odyssey

>>17340827
kek

there is a guy with a second gen cts-v

I have a 06' hawkeye STI with around 400 whp and I bet I ain't in top 50 here... so yeah, nice try dude