Thread replies: 207
Thread images: 61
Thread images: 61
>first time gf rides in my car
>"We got there quick!"
>"Are you mad Anon?"
>>
>falling for the gf meme
>>
>why is your car so noisy
>why is your seat better than mine
>why don't you have an automatic, they're easier to drive
>>
File: hqdefault (1).jpg (15KB, 480x360px) Image search:
[Google]
15KB, 480x360px
>>17334239
>my gf
get out this is a Lonely Driver board REEEEE
>>
File: IMG_1560.png (67KB, 1280x1280px) Image search:
[Google]
67KB, 1280x1280px
>so what's next with the Z, babe?
>what color do you wanna paint her?
>what's the difference between fuel injection and a carburetor?
>I normally don't like loud exhausts but the Z sounds so good with an exhaust in this video!
>mfw me and the GF are fixing up a classic Datsun Z together and she loves it
Guys, get yourself a girl who loves you more than anything. The GF might not know a lot about cars but damn if she's not enthusiastic
>>
>>17334265
That's gay as fuck dude.
>>
File: nyo8q8Zkl81sey30ro.jpg (92KB, 900x900px) Image search:
[Google]
92KB, 900x900px
>>17334265
>have gf that loves me more than anything
>accidentally end up at autocross-event, she loves it
>go to DTM-events in oschersleben
>she asks me why I don't have built a racecar yet
I wish I had a garage to store a project car in, good thing I'm leaving this shithole town next year
>>
File: IMG_1521.jpg (77KB, 1024x576px) Image search:
[Google]
77KB, 1024x576px
>>17334275
How's that BMW vs Scion reliability thing going, Ethan?
>>
>this car doesn't feel very safe
>are there any airbags?
>how old is this thing?
>why is the engine in the back?
>where's the trunk?
>why don't you sell this old thing and get something newer?
>the ride is too bumpy
>were there automatic around back then?
>why did you take the radio out?
>the ac doesn't work? You took it out? Why? *sigh*
>what would you do if I sold this teehee
>my sisters bf needs a car, would you sell this to him? It's old and you need a new car anyway
Women don't understand drivefeel, character, and the magic of pop up headlights.
>>
File: mfw_dagumi_somehow_beats_a_300hp_godmachine.png (463KB, 1264x1448px) Image search:
[Google]
463KB, 1264x1448px
>>17334304
No problem if she doesn't like my car, it's understandable
But as soon as that bitch is talking about selling my car she's out
>>
>>17334304
kill her, the aw11 is your gf now
>>
>>17334265
>acting smug because gf is into your hobby
isn't this normal?
>>
File: laughing crackers.jpg (28KB, 450x311px) Image search:
[Google]
28KB, 450x311px
>>17334265
>the Z sounds so good with an exhaust
ricers gonna rice
>>
File: 18882169_1708483502498615_2787480629984426463_n.jpg (19KB, 480x327px) Image search:
[Google]
19KB, 480x327px
>>17334304
Tell her to fuck off and die.
Legit, bitching aboyt small creature comforts, and threating to sell the car.
Tell her if you sold my car i will end this relationship and sell all your things of value untill it add up for a new AW11.
And if dont, ill fucking sue you. Then the LAW will force you to pay me.
>>
>>17334265
post bread on gf
>>
>having gf
>take mate for a ride on my motorbike
>do 70mph down a freeway
>"WHOA DUDE THAT WAS SO FAST"
>Ninja 250 with a pillion
>Ninja 250, period
>fast
>>
>steps in the car
>falls asleep
>touch boobs
could be worse
>>
>pick up gf
>car smells like girl now
>take her for a drive on twisty roads
>bench seat, she slides up against me every turn
>feel soft boobs on arm
>good man
>she falls asleep to muh night wave and comfy landyacht handling
>leans against me the whole way home
>spend rest of night at home cuddling and jerking her off
>>
File: 1495945585434.jpg (39KB, 600x443px) Image search:
[Google]
39KB, 600x443px
>I just want you to get a reliable, safe car
>Why are you going the speed limit?
>Why are you speeding?
>Not tonight.
>>
>>17334410
>jerking her off
I don't know anon, something is not right here
>>
File: 1495861798910.jpg (16KB, 225x198px) Image search:
[Google]
16KB, 225x198px
>first car
>drove me too and from first job
>drove me too my first apartment
>drove me and my girlfriend all around.
>dates, the city, just a drive
>was a gift from my grandfather
>"Anon your car's Shitty. It doesn't even have ac. You should sell it"
>>
Her: "You'r whip so cold"
Me: This old thang?
Me: ACT LIKE YOU EVER BEEN AROUND A MOTHERFUCKER LIKE ME AGAIN
>>
File: 1491410421067.jpg (36KB, 655x527px) Image search:
[Google]
36KB, 655x527px
>>17334410
>>
>>17334462
> too
>>
>have gf
>all her cousins are street racers
>doesn't have interest in cars because she was always annoyed by her cousins
>has potential to learn about cars and how to wrench from them but never will
>>
File: 1462855449178.png (604KB, 633x787px) Image search:
[Google]
604KB, 633x787px
>"why can't you get a lifted truck like my brother and his friends"
>>
File: 1448504981295.png (665KB, 800x600px) Image search:
[Google]
665KB, 800x600px
>>17334240
> Don't have a gf
> Realistically the closest I'll get to passing my genetics on will be getting a hooker pregnant
> Just me and the piece of shit I have in the garage I'm trying to fix
On the other hand I have a lot of male friends so I'm not completely alone.
>>
File: giphy-facebook_s.gif (89KB, 480x270px) Image search:
[Google]
89KB, 480x270px
>>17334239
hurrr durrr
>habing a gf
>le gf meme
>grills hate my old impractical shitbox thay i daily drive because poorfag
>grills is stupid because they cant into cars
fedora wizards itt
>>
>>17334410
elaborate that last part
>>
>>17334410
Kekd at last part
>>
>>17334464
Wat
>>
>>17334464
nigger
>>
File: Fox Ram.jpg (3MB, 3264x1836px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 3264x1836px
>>17334493
This. Girls do NOT like riding in the Capri.
>>
>>17334265
I don't even like my self, I doubt I'll find a woman that likes me more than anything.
>>
>>17334304
>what would you do if I sold this teehee
I assume you'd kill the bitch, only reasonable reaction to that.
>>
File: I never asked for this feel.png (100KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
100KB, 500x500px
>>17335213
>>
>>17335185
Oh damn that thing is sick. Love me a good fox body.
>>
File: yandere mr2.jpg (335KB, 1280x853px) Image search:
[Google]
335KB, 1280x853px
>>17334304
>>17334327
>>
>>17334493
Why do girls even like lifted brotrucks?
>>
>>17335255
Sitting way up above all the puny little traffic makes them feel powerful and safe.
>>
File: 282037.jpg (117KB, 640x480px) Image search:
[Google]
117KB, 640x480px
>>17335230
It's fine anon.
I have some good friends, and my life is decent.
>>
>>17335185
at least you will never get
"ewww it has a van engine"
>>
File: Porsche%20924S%20(2)[1].jpg (62KB, 730x547px) Image search:
[Google]
![Porsche%20924S%20(2)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H2hpDwH.jpg "Porsche%20924S%20(2)[1]")
62KB, 730x547px
>>17335273
>"ewww it has a van engine"
You called?
>>
>>17335319
No i didnt call, the pinto engine is actually a good engine that works.
>>
>>17335365
The engine in the 924 works fine. It's just underpowered and everything around it has a tendency to shit itself.
>>
>>17334239
now this shit pisses me off.
>>
File: tmp_15694-sleepy-fox-1366039410.jpg (34KB, 550x327px) Image search:
[Google]
34KB, 550x327px
>Anon, why does your car have popup headlights?
>Those aren't safe anon
>I care about our safety anon
>You should sell that car and get something safer
Am I in the wrong?
>>
File: 1495407010096.jpg (62KB, 667x798px) Image search:
[Google]
62KB, 667x798px
>>17335866
No, but she doesn't want to die either.
>>
>>17335866
No, She is.
>>
>>17335866
Popup headlights are unsafe for pedestrians, not for occupants.
>>
>>17335889
elaborate
>>
>>17335894
pedestrians get hit by the pointy things
how will the headlights impact the driver and passengers (physically)?
>>
>>17335905
Yeah but that's expecting a woman, who I'm assuming obviously knows nothing about cars, to use logic in regards to anything involving cars.
>>
>anon why do you break so fast
>why do you have so many stickers on your car?
>you like to drive for fun? You're so weird anon
>>
>>17335945
>break
>>
File: tmp_15694-tale-two-foxes-don-gutoski-ceremony482565342.jpg (246KB, 753x552px) Image search:
[Google]
246KB, 753x552px
>>17335950
Breakfast?
>>
>>17335950
Breakdown?
>>
File: 1485466980278.jpg (35KB, 440x310px) Image search:
[Google]
35KB, 440x310px
>"i usually hate motorbikes, but this is so slow and rumbly"
>"what do you mean you don't have a car"
>"just sell that big racebike in the garage and buy one"
>"how do you not have a license?! Youre 22!"
Dammit woman i dont want a car
>>
>>17336052
>not wanting a car
what do you do in the winter seasons? take the bus? taxi? walk?
>>
>>17336064
Not everywhere has shit winters anon.
>>
>>17336066
>has the nerve to call it winter even though there's no snow, ice or coldth
>>
>>17336064
I put the sidecar on for a bit extra stability, put on the long undies and ride carefully
They're pretty good at getting snowplows and salters going as soon as needed around here
>>
>>17336077
I'm just explaining what it's probably like for him, I get shitty winters here, but the fact remains not everywhere does.
>>
>>17336100
>a winter with snow, ice and coldth is shitty
reeducate yourself
>>
>>17334410
Sounds good to me :^)
>>
>>17334357
>>17335219
autism
>>
>>17334265
except your 'girlfriend' is a male you faggot
>>
>>17335255
Ever wonder why women, even the small dainty little Asian, love driving those gigantic SUV's?
For safety and to feel like they're equal to the big ole men in their big ole mean trucks.
Despite the fact I'm willing to bet everyone on this board drives with confidence in any car, regardless of size.
>>
File: screen shot 2015-07-30 at 2.31.57 pm.png (660KB, 1106x1012px) Image search:
[Google]
660KB, 1106x1012px
>>17334410
>>
>>17336052
>slow and rumbly
>race bike
Hmm cruiser fag?
>>
>>17335255
Cause small dicks are easier to handle
>>
>>17336064
Not that anon but coldest it gets where I am is 15c in winter
>>
>>17337274
450 Rebel as my daily
The "racebike" is a 250R, don't judge me it was my first bike and i can't bring myself to sell her
>>
>>17337371
Which 250R
What do you race?
>>
>>17337376
Ninja from 08
Only thing i race is the golf dudebros in my neighbourhood
But anything that goes faster than a cruiser is a racebike to the >gf
>>
>>17334265
>"are you trying to fly with this wing, babe?"
>>
>>17335273
Well the Ram just has the 5.2 which also goes in Ram Vans but the girls know fuck all about engines beyond having learned to recognize V8s by sound and that they like the vibration. Girls and their vaginas, rite? However apparently the Capri being carbed and cammed is "too much" but that's what they always say about my dick too then at least half of them still end up taking it in their butts.
>>
>>17334304
I can understand the AC thing.
At least down in Florida, taking out your AC is a dumb fucking idea if you drive more than 10 minutes from place to place
>>
>>17334410
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""gf"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>
File: Trans Enabler`s.jpg (13KB, 294x442px) Image search:
[Google]
13KB, 294x442px
>>17334410
>
>>
>>17336120
done. yep still shitty
>>
File: 1468638239644.png (4KB, 225x225px) Image search:
[Google]
4KB, 225x225px
>>17334239
>Take friend who happens to be a girl out for lunch for the first time.
>Questioned the entire time why I drive fast.
>Questioned why i weave in and out of traffic.
>Questioned how I am able to break so quickly but so calmly at the same time.
>Always wants me to drive when we meet and hang.
Firstly I enjoy driving, secondly I get the pussy from time to time, but why the fuck I got to drive all the time? Is she trying to become my gf? We pretty much figure though our friendship it wouldn't work for the long run but this is still a relevant concern.
>>
>>17338901
Maybe it's fun for her to drive "fast" in someone else's car. Maybe she's a bad driver. Or she wants to save gas money. Why not ask her.
>>
>>17338983
I don't let her drive my shit. Also that could be a fact about gas money. However she does buy me shit to make up for that fact. Anon I'm emotionally confused.
>>
>>17338985
>break so quickly but so calmly
She thinks you're a good driver, probably way better than she is.
The other condition is called "friendship", don't stress yourself overthinking until she has a talk with you about the relationship thing. I recommend to talk to her about your feelies instead of looking for advice on an Indonesian temple forum
>>
>>17334243
dropped
>>
>>17339039
Oh I never take anything here that serious. I take things with an open mind and I will interpret what people say. Just like your point friend.
>>
>you should sell this car it breaks down a lot
>get something old so you can fix it yourself
>I can't wait until we can fix up my firebird
Actually do want to sell this car
>>
>>17337038
>Sells something that isn't hers
>Being angry about it is Autism
>>
>>17334358
kek'd
>>
>ex gf and now good friend sort of into cars
>she likes it when I take her on nighttime rides in my 240sx
>uncomfortable as fuck to ride in, but she doesnt care
>opens the sunroof and puts on aesthetic as fuck future funk and other driving tunes
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Getting sick of driving it anyway, so I'm trading it on friday to some guy on cl.
>>
Be careful, watch out, that was close and so on.
>>
>have gf
>just got permit (20)
>despite that i have no real driving experience, i know how to drive and operate a vehicle
>she still plays backseat driver for no reason
>OKAY SO YOU SHOULD SHIFT NOW
>WHY ARE YOU STILL IN SECOND? GO UP TO THIRD? (at 2.5-3k rpm
>BREAKBREAKBREAK
It's like bitch, shut the ever living fuck up.
REEEEE
>>
>>17339453
Does she at least give good head?
>>
>>17334342
Classic Z's do sound good, unlike the newer treefiddy and 370z. Those sound like ass at most points in the rev range.
>>
>>17339457
She doesn't give head at all, her mouth is "too small". :^(
>>
File: 1485585724117.jpg (49KB, 330x428px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 330x428px
>>17337501
>lived in Florida for a year
>Ac dies in March
>don't replace it
>mfw
>>
>>17334304
>women don't understand drivefeel etc.
My gf fell for the muh soul and passion meme and is buying an old Alfa soon, as a DD because "life is too short to drive something boring."
She may be more of an enthusiast than me, but damn is she going to get tired of fixing it.
>>
>>17339465
Make it fit
>>
>people ITT get GFs
>they do nothing but complain
Thank you for proving that they aren't worth it
>>
>>17334265
She's only pretending to be interested because she knows you like it.
>>
File: 1493410671432.jpg (68KB, 702x672px) Image search:
[Google]
68KB, 702x672px
>>17334410
>>
File: FB_IMG_1495909863789.jpg (22KB, 552x468px) Image search:
[Google]
22KB, 552x468px
>>17334410
>>
>>17339468
i keep seeing these autistic drawings. where the hell do they come from?
>>
>>17334327
AW11-chan pls
>>
File: 1315228538267.gif (2MB, 333x194px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 333x194px
>get talking about redlines and how you shouldn't stay on them but hitting it won't damage the engine
>driving down a street near her house, long straight, quiet
>hitting 7800RPM
>mfw I found out I drove past her family watch me
Fair play she piped up and told them why I was zooming
>>
File: IMG_0078.jpg (3MB, 3888x2592px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 3888x2592px
>>17339835
TAKE ME HIGHER
LIFT ME HIGHER W I T H Y O U R S P E E D
>>
File: 20170527_211806.jpg (2MB, 3264x2448px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 3264x2448px
>>17339896
OLD DESIRE
>>
File: 1494640339979.jpg (18KB, 540x452px) Image search:
[Google]
18KB, 540x452px
>>17334410
>feminine penis
>>
File: 00909_qxJHOUCTd5_600x450.jpg (47KB, 600x450px) Image search:
[Google]
47KB, 600x450px
>>17338901
>I get the pussy from time to time
>Is she trying to become my gf?
She's probably trying for you to become her bf without her having to be your gf. This is the secret war going on in our current "just friends" (maybe with benefits maybe not) dating culture. Not that I am critical of it, in fact it's more similar to how things were in the golden age when boys and girls went out on dates and might go steady and then from going steady might get engaged. The only real changes are the terminology and the fact that sex pretty much comes at the very beginning instead of pretty much at the very end like in the 50s so VD and pregnancy are bigger complicating factors.
Not so very long ago anyone that you "dated" even once became someone you were "dating" which might as well have been synonymous with getting engaged to, culturally just in the 90s when sex was becoming assumed. That's why the nomenclature had to change.
But I digress. Your "move" now to test how attached she is would be to play around with jealousy. Do some very slight, completely innocent things that she MIGHT get jealous over. Like, "accidentally" forget to make it clear you're referring to your mom, sister or old woman when you talk about "she" and watch the girl's reaction. If you get one, maybe up the ante slightly and engage in some banter with a waitress or clerk. Balancing how much you're engaging other girls with her perception of it based on her reactions is a very important skill in dating or hanging out or netflix n chill whatever you want to call it
>>
>>17340457
When a girl was going steady with somebody in the 50's, she didn't hang out with other guys at the same time. Now girls maintain a harem of beta orbiters to buy shit for them, drive them places, and listen to their emotional crap with the false expectation of future sex. But they're already fucking the guy they want to fuck. In modern society, if she's not having sex with you, you're the beta orbiter. Don't give her the time of day unless she puts out.
>>
File: 00R0R_khqmoGQBYHX_600x450.jpg (49KB, 600x450px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 600x450px
>>17340478
>When a girl was going steady with somebody in the 50's, she didn't hang out with other guys at the same time.
Correct, this was called "dating" in the 50's as in "I've got a date with Bill on Friday and a date with Mike on Saturday". Even in the 50s this COULD mean she was fucking one or more of them but if people knew, she would get a bad reputation.
>Now girls maintain a harem of beta orbiters to buy shit for them, drive them places, and listen to their emotional crap with the false expectation of future sex.
That's because currently the average girl is significantly better at "hanging out" with guys than guys are. This is probably a result of the collapse of the traditional family and fewer guys growing up with a strong father figure
>But they're already fucking the guy they want to fuck. In modern society, if she's not having sex with you, you're the beta orbiter
Yes well that's the secret truth that girls still work hard at concealing/denying because of the fucking massive advantages it gives them to have orbiters, a term I actually use often. "beta" isn't really a term I can agree with though these guys are omegas to gammas at best. You can actually have tons of success as a beta these days conventional "alphas" are becoming kind of passe, considered annoying even abusive/dangerous and a girl who gets stolen by an alpha used to just be headed for heartbreak while these days of gender equality she may very well be headed for face break.
The anon I was replying to does "get the pussy from time to time" so he's not friendzoned AND he asked for advice so I couldn't help but give some.
>>
>take girl on a date
>walking up to car
>"Oh. anon, when you said you drive a BMW I didn't think it would be like this"
>climb in
>"anon why is it so low"
>"anon why is everything missing where are the back seats"
>"wow anon why is it so loud"
>"how old is this thing? are we going to make it to the restaurant?"
>rip onto the freeway WOT
>"slow down anon why would you ever drive like that? how fast are we going?"
>I ask her how fast shes ever gone in a car
>"maybe like 90 or something"
>I tell her we were just doing 130
>"omg you could have gone to jail what if you got pulled over?"
She secretly liked it. r-right guys?
We are going on another date saturday night.
>>
>thumps and muffled words from trunk
>>
>>17340457
I don't think that is the case when we have conversations about some other faggot she talks about and that I have meet. I warn her about him being overly nice and not just to her but everyone.
Maybe she trying to make me jealous but that would be fucked since we already concluded that a long term relationship would be fucked.
>>
>>17340776
>She secretly liked it. r-right guys?
Yes. She's putting on an act. Pretending to be conservative and feminine when she's actually getting turned on.
>>
>>17335213
I know this feel...
>>
>>17337108
i wouldnt even care desu. i dont have anyone.
>>
File: 1459544250821.jpg (116KB, 518x396px) Image search:
[Google]
116KB, 518x396px
>>17340776
I was giving a girl a ride to work and ripped some hektik skidz in the parking lot before letting her out. She screamed and punched me in the arm and was literally shaking from the adrenaline, but when she calmed down she asked me to do it again. Bitches love danger and guys who don't give a fuck.
>>
File: 00n0n_dU7dogZXybK_600x450.jpg (32KB, 600x450px) Image search:
[Google]
32KB, 600x450px
>>17340956
>Maybe she trying to make me jealous but that would be fucked since we already concluded that a long term relationship would be fucked.
If she's not marriage material and just want to stay friends with benefits you should definitely use the confidence you get off her to get some other girls on the back burners or even the other front burner lol. If she's the only girl you're banging then when she gets an actual bf you'll end up acting an ass and screwing up your now and then pussy (and the friendship too I guess but w/e).
>>17340776
You're dangerous, Anon! I'm so proud! Just don't overdo it and become scary.
>>
File: IMG_1347.png (9KB, 225x225px) Image search:
[Google]
9KB, 225x225px
>first time I let my gf DRIVE my car
>too shitfaced to drive but want to sleep in my own bed
>pulls up to curb going a million miles an hour
>destroys my wheels and tires
>i tell her she's buying me a new set
>wtf anon it was an accident it's no big deal
>bite the bullet and fork it out myself because she's a really good girlfriend
>next time she's drunk and I'm driving her car I do the same thing to her
>mfw
>>
>>17341023
I was fucking her when she had a bf, then she ended that relationship with my help to a degree but then this other fag slide in only because some other people were trying hard to pair him with her.
I find it odd that she refuses to say she loves him, only likes him a lot. I let her know all the shitty things he done and she hasn't notice so she still debating it but I have no idea whats going to happen since the dude saw what I told her though messages by looking at her phone. Even if we don't become a thing, I don't want her to end up with that guy because she can do much better.
>>
>have gf
>she doesn't care at all about cars, thinks it's only to drive from A to B
>don't bother me for listening to eurobeat or speeding
It's allright I guess.
>>
>>17341025
>Taking out your anger on her car and not that pussy.
Anon I think you are actually gay.
>>
>>17334304
sounds like a shitty car to be honest
>>
>>17339453
>revving past 2k on a daily commute
what are you, passing or getting on the highway?
>>
>>17341043
I chuckled at this. I had to get even and busting in her ass doesn't negate curb rash.
>>
>>17340776
>being this autistic
well at least she said yes to a second date
>>
>>17341049
You are damaging your car by constantly driving at low rpms. You are putting greater strain on all of the internal components and causing carbon buildup.
>>
>>17341040
Yeah, see you're starting to get jealous and rationalizing it. "I just don't want her to be with THAT guy" is the classic thing guys in that position say. You need a "girlfriend" pretty soon, even if it's somebody you like much less than her.
>>
>only have bike for transport
>gf doesn't mind
>occasionally tells me to get car cause she doesn't want me to die
>she likes old cars and bikes and I like modern stuff
She's a good girl, I'd never give her a ride anyways because that shit is sketch. She'd ride her own if she ever got into bike anyways.
>>
>>17341102
The thing is she has came to me asking about the guy. Like looking for my approval.
>>
File: 1495650615265.jpg (56KB, 391x500px) Image search:
[Google]
56KB, 391x500px
>>17341049
>not revving to 8600rpm daily
>>
>>17341185
t. rotard
>>
>>17334410
>her
>>
File: 1394761092285.png (77KB, 606x539px) Image search:
[Google]
77KB, 606x539px
>>17341196
>he doesn't know how to prevent carbon buildup and keep an engine block healthy
>>
>>17341049
>he doesn't warm up his car by holding it at redline for 20 seconds
>>
>>17341159
Yeah, she's testing your jealousy levels. You're both playing a long game here. "Till she gets knocked up probably, unless you get on her level.
>>
>>17342289
>Knocked up
That is the main issue. She never wants to and thus causes a lot of confusion for me.
>>
>>17342305
Turns out wanting to isn't a requirement
>>
>>17342341
What are you trying to say? I want kids she doesn't. That is where the issue of our friendship not going any further, even though both kinda want it to.
>>
>>17334243
>why don't you have an automatic, they're easier to drive
Hahaha if I ever meet a girl that says this shit to me, I'm pulling over immediately and telling her to get out.
>>
>>17334304
Sounds like you drive a shitbox with no radio or ac dude. You don't daily a car like that and expect girls to not make fun of you.
>>
File: 66BXLJR.gif (1MB, 442x242px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 442x242px
>>17334410
>spend rest of night at home cuddling and jerking her off
>>
>>17334493
we've got to get out of the south
>>
>had gf
>drive conservately because we usually talk a lot and tend to go out at peak hours
>never told me a thing about my driving
had an argument once when she asked me to turn right on a street half meter away from it while on the left lane tho
>>
>>17342349
I'm saying that knocking her up before some other guy does is an option. I wouldn't recommend a guy having kids in his 20s though. Lots of fun to be had first and learning the rules of the game better. Alternately, you can get real familiar with the abortion process where you live because unless I'm misreading the signs you're relaying to me she's headed for an unplanned pregnancy unless she's on norplant or something.
>>
File: images.jpg (4KB, 273x184px) Image search:
[Google]
4KB, 273x184px
Go offroading a bit with the good old 4runner during weekend with gf
>anon your ford is really nice
>WHUT? Did you just fucking call my truck a ford?
> ohh. I mean your pontiac?
Never been so ashame by her. But at least she trying and help me wrench
>>
File: 1461710394746.png (33KB, 128x128px) Image search:
[Google]
33KB, 128x128px
>>17334410
>>spend rest of night at home cuddling and jerking her off
woah now cowboy
>>
File: 1496452642102.jpg (82KB, 655x800px) Image search:
[Google]
82KB, 655x800px
>>17334410
>>her
>>
>>17337397
Ironically that wasn't me faggot. Have this (You) REEEEEEEEE.
>>
>>17334410
>spend rest of night at home cuddling and jerking her off
>her
>>
>>17342583
No, I am saying she never wants to ever have a child. Will automatically abort anything that attempts to grow inside her.
>>
>umm sweetie, why does your car only have two doors?
>it only seats two? wow, that's lame *giggles*
>why is your car so low? do you like, wanna be run over by big trucks? I don't feel sa-afe...
>you have to manually shift the car? that's so old fashioned, haha...
>why do the head lights pop up? is this a toy?
>what do you mean the front wheels only steer? when was this car made, in the 50s?
>do you think this car makes you look cool and manly? well think again, sweetie, real men drive big trucks!
Women ruined cars forever.
>>
File: 1486081684103.png (354KB, 594x593px) Image search:
[Google]
354KB, 594x593px
>>17334410
every fucking time
>>
>>17342752
Yeah she says that now
>>
File: 1496083936732.gif (3MB, 412x304px) Image search:
[Google]
3MB, 412x304px
>>17334410
>jerking her off
>her
>jerking off
>>
>>17334342
Inb4 full, quality catback upgrades have serious benifits, not just in sound and HP gains. Even just having the gasses flow less restrictively is better for the engine you gaskings autist
>>
>Are you letting that car beat you? Come on let's go
>Your seat is too tight
>The heater works well
>Your car is horny
>If you keep teasing my I'll give you a stiffy so you can't get out
>>
>>17342837
>>what do you mean the front wheels only steer? when was this car made, in the 50s?
>implying women know about drive wheels
is this actually a common thing?
>>
File: 1490737725672.png (19KB, 200x200px) Image search:
[Google]
19KB, 200x200px
Not quite my gf, but a good friend I met to hang out one night in college
>just graduated, poor but momma wants me to get education and job in the city
>we get an old celica for $900
>thing is a piece of absolute shit, idle so rough it stalls at a stop, stalls kf you brake too hard, brake lights dont work half the time, interior electrical systems are fucked, cant run A/C or it will stall
>pick her up and we drive around, playing music softly over the old blown out speakers with windows and top open down a back road I doscovered around some farms
>struts and shocks are ded so ride quality is abysmal
>start to feel self concious because her old bf drove a 2015 mustang and shes used to rich preps giving her rides in new cars because shes hot
>"sorry about how bad it is..."
>she looks at me with the sweetest look in her eyes
>"anon, it may not be perfect... but its yours, isnt it? And thats all that matters"
>hugs me and says the magic words
>"now go fast, I like the way the turns feel when you go fast!"
>tfw celica finally died a week after college classes ended
>had to park her because she just wont go no more
>dads new gf got me a 93 explorer 2 door with 4x4 when she saw how bad my car was, in great condition, transportation is reliable now
>friend is in love with my "ford jeep" and is asking me to take her wheeling this weekend
I still have that old celica.
Its gonna be at least 5x what the car is worth to fix, and for the money i could get a fun little miata
But she deserves another chance at life
>because she's mine, and thats all that matters
>>
>>17342351
im a guy and i will say this to you. have fun roleplaying initial d in stop and go commutes.
>>
>>17335968
BREAK DOWN BREAK DOWN
>>
>>17343177
Do it...take pics...come back and show us...
>>
>>17340776
>taking your rally car on a date
baka
>>
>>17343417
SHINING
JUSTICE
>>
>>17343160
no, literally that entire story is made up dude
>>
>>17343448
LET THE VOICE OF LOVE
TAKE YOU HIGHER
>>
>>17343469
NINTEY NINETY NINE
BIZZARE SUMMER!!
>>
>>17343491
>Yfw Jojo part 9 is about racing cars
>>
>>17343510
Only if SBR wasnt part 7
Thought i heard something about part 9 jojo being a luchador?
Or is it like the time i heard guts got off the boat.
>>
>>17343539
>Thought i heard something about part 9 jojo being a luchador?
kek that's a joke, there's some ecuadorian wrestler or some shit who's stage name is like john joestar or some shit
i doubt araki even knows what the fuck he's gonna do for part 9, if there is one
>>
Chase best part 4 intro btw
>>
File: 1495685556310.gif (2MB, 500x307px) Image search:
[Google]
2MB, 500x307px
>>17343177
dammit anon
>>
File: that feel when.jpg (34KB, 582x598px) Image search:
[Google]
34KB, 582x598px
>>17343177
Save her, anon.
>>
>>17341185
>not reving 6400rpm the whole commute
>at WOT
>>
>>17343177
I'm 100% positive this story isn't made up
>>
>>17343182
>he doesn't have an autobahn entry near his house
sad
>>
>>17343426
You might see me in /tg/, shes the '93 in the montage. Just saving up the cash for a rebuild kit and getting time off work for me and my dad to start rebuilding. Pop on in in a week or two if you want and i remember to update
>>
>>17334248
finally someone gets how this board works
>>
>>17343177
>because she's mine, and thats all that matters
Nigga I don't even browse /o/ or have a car but you just made me tear up reading this at work. Fuck.
>>
>>17339465
shit fucking excuse tbch
>>
>gf won't get a license
>said I could choose whatever shitbox I wished for, she wouldn't mind because "it's going to be mine anyway"
I don't really ask for more anyway.
>>
File: 1272371048937.jpg (30KB, 450x337px) Image search:
[Google]
30KB, 450x337px
>>17343177
>>
>drive fun car
>be poor as shit
>tell girl you'll take her for a ride in it
>be on the way
>throw an axle in an intersection and have to push it to parking lot
>call her to pick you up instead
still got laid, fixed the CV the next day, she wasn't interested in car, though.. Just me :( I had a GF though.
>>
>>17343177
Anon.....
>>
>>17334265
I give my gf an A for effort. She tries to learn while I'm doing stuff to my project car. We both took on one hobby of the other. She likes to cook, I like cars. It's a solid trade imo.
>>
>>17345670
Man my gf doesn't know what she fucking likes ever since she got a broken bone taken out of her foot and stopped playing soccer and doing track back in high school (she trained for both in a same day).Now she's dealing with foot,back and now neck pains and now she just spends most of her free time on her phone and complaining to me that she's bored. Kill me.
>>
>>17334265
>the z
Jesus fucking christ.
>>
>>17341049
>leaving the redline
>ever
>>
File: lmao 2 plate (2).jpg (211KB, 800x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
211KB, 800x1200px
>>17340776
>>"Oh. anon, when you said you drive a BMW I didn't think it would be like this"
>>
>>17334265
Then you woke up.
>>
File: Screen Shot 2017-06-09 at 2.05.05 PM.png (201KB, 841x642px) Image search:
[Google]
201KB, 841x642px
>>17334464
what the fuck
>>
>learn how to drive in germany
>move to georgia
>drive aggressive
>seem to trigger people constantly and piss them off
fuck, it nearly made me schizo the way people would react to my driving. that's just the only way i knew how to drive. i've calmed down a lot and drive like i'm driving ms. daisy now, but i die more and more from it each day.
>>
File: 1480224625310.png (192KB, 283x352px) Image search:
[Google]
192KB, 283x352px
>"Sweet shit, at least tell me when you're going to floor it"
But that was barely more than entering the freeway at traffic speeds.
She just doesn't like the feeling of speed without behind the wheel.
>>
>>17334248
REEEEEE
>>
>>17341025
lmaooooo
>>
>>17343177
damn. thx for sharing bro.
>>
>>17340988
>>17341005
>>17341023
>>17341058
>>17343443
>>17345761
She cancelled our date and didn't want to plan on another one.
Fuck this gay earth you all lied to me
>>
>>17346854
well fug
at least tell us what bimmer
>>
>>
>>17347019
e34 540i
https://streamable.com/u32c5
video related her POV
Car is a lot louder now because the entire interior is gone
>>
>>17347064
Sounds great bro
>>
>>17347064
>e34 540i
The fuck man that's class. I thought she was complaining because it was a full blown M3 boyracer or something.
>>
>>17345713
I'm sorry for her injury. It sounds like she's in a rutt right now, and needs a little motivation.
>>
>>17334265
>meet girl at college
>become friends
>her dad took her to BTCC as a kid so she's got an interest in cars if lacking the technical knowledge
>coming back from the pub, she suggests hitting the touge
>well a bypass road but still
>her in a 1600cc Astra me in a V6 ST24
>go full dagumi
>get my shit rekt, she drives like a fucking monster
>wife that shit many years later
>she buys a faster car than me
>trolls every shitbox ive owned
It's equal parts amazing and embarrassing when your wife's car literally leaves yours standing in a race.
Thread posts: 207
Thread images: 61
Thread images: 61