Roast the key(chain) above you

That would be about on-par with the auto aspect of driving shown from sticker threads.

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>>17334238
Yuropoor.

>>17334548
Trash

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>>17334548
Robbed a Home Depots key section.

>>17334548
>Euro government simulator
Key to da city DLC pack

>>17334254
sticker threads atleast have pictures of cars desu senpai

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>>17334629
"Kyaa~ Sempai, don't look at my keyring with no CAR KEYS!"

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Shibox fiat, ruined shitbox keys, no bully.

>>17334629
Boy/10

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>>17334675
But anon, my car key is always in my car!
>I'll get a new ignition one day

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Guess my car baby 8-)

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>>17334629
How's the bus?

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>>17336860
Miata.
Also,

>Going to vatozone

>>17336871
>Having Twingo keychain when driving Toyota
And why do the two keys on your keyring have such similar blade patterns?

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>>17336871
>Carabiner clip

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>>17337037
Rental car

>>17336919
One is for the trunk. Locks got swapped out.

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>>17337048
cute/10

>>17337037
lolyankeekeys

>>17337048
Who puts their house keys on a rental fob?

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>>17337495
Dad


I became every honda fuccboi

>>17337513
Keeping a log of how many milliseconds you last, I see?

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>>17334238

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>>17337530
Staying out late tonight. Bingo at 5pm, followed by reruns of MacGuyver at 6:30.

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>>17337575
Sharks are mad gay.

>>17337585
It's a bottle opener from Cabo that I took off someones lost and found keys at my first job. Took it cause I thought it was a pretty cool bottle opener desu.

Holy fuck, why are there so many weebs ITT?
> Inb4 "Hur dur 4chan is an Animay board"
Yeah. But being a weeb and carrying around animay in your pocket is just autism.

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>>17337585
better return your mom's forester key

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>>17337715
>S-stop doing things I don't like gise!
>Calles other people autistic

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>>17337585
>Subaru
>bottle opener
>bragging about driving a manual like you're hot shit because of it
You disgust me

>>17337808
Never said stop, Just how you have your right to have weeb as fuck keys, i have my right to criticize them, and disagree with your decision. Doesn't make you look any less autistic though...like damn what to people say about those keys when they see them in person?

>>17337840
>"what is that?"
>good luck charm.

or

>"OMG IS THAT NICO FROM LAB LAIB"
>haha no my sister got this for me what's a rub rife?

>>17337840
>implying I'd willingly hang around people who judge me for harmless shit like that.

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>>17337830
>minimalist & simple
I like it anon. Not a fan of those 'survival' paracord things by w/e, it's serving a purpose I guess.

>>17337513
Ugh. Your Honda is the epitome of cancer.

Riding the hypebeast "Hondas are easy to steal" of the early 90s and ruining your car by installing a viper alarm.

Absolutely disgusting

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>>17337715
>tripfag
>calling anyone autistic

pot calling the kettle black

>>17337859
this lmao
I love when someone makes a comment about the FLCL "P!" sticker on my laptop, asking me about my thoughts on the show, new upcoming season, blah blah blah, and I just reply with
>What? I just got it because my name's Paul.

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>>17337879
>Lego man missing a hand
Inexcusable

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I used to have a "Remove Before Flight" keytag in pink, and my younger brother asked me where he could get one, so I just mailed it to him.
Waiting on some /osg/ dude's Good Luck Club keytag at the moment.

I plan on getting an OEM Honda blank key cut for my Civic because the one the seller gave me is ugly.

>>17337905
>handless lego dude
It's a Jango Fett, all the paints worn and shits missing, I'd replace it but it was a gift from my wife, had it 3 years now.

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>>17337925
those can openers suck

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>>17338087
How do you get into your house?

>>17338116
I thought my keychain was getting too big with the .308 round.

How is a fuckin bomber comfy in your pocket??

>>17338148
I don't wear tight pants?

>>17338171
Neither do I, but that looks at least 5in across. You must not have a very active lifestyle friendo

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Eat shit maggots

>>17338087
>those can openers suck
Yeah, it gets used more as a letter opener/box opener dess.
I have used it as a can opener before, but it unfortunately doesn't open bottles.

>>17338116
>not a based B-17

>>17336860
Nice mousepad

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>>17338615
Fugg getting meme'd by file size

>>17336871
Bottle opener looks familiar, whats printed on it

>>17338087
need one of those for my supra

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>>17338768
That flashlight looks cumbersome being so long.

>>17338779
It's a kubotan.

I like to keep it simple; two house keys and the leather strap I've been using for about 5 years now. Rubber end broke off my shivvy's key about a year ago. RIP.

>>17338779

How long have you had that WAT tag? I like it.

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>>17338849
Fug, forgot pic

>>17338849
3 months, from bad decisions vinyl. I need to clean it, I'm a technician so everything gets filthy quick.

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>>17338903
That key deserves a better tag.

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>>17338910
like what? I don't want to scratch up my tank, and this one matches the colors

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>>17338910
Better off ziplining to locations than driving a Ford

>>17337879
>Bucees

my nigga

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>>17338971
Spare piston in case you blow one?

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Fish

>>17334830
Bloody hate this type of key. Always gunked up.

>>17338858
That's p long

>>17339035
This is sleep inducing

>>17339035
B-bully

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>>17339150

>graph paper
what a nerd