Road Rage

I put my foot on the pedal that makes me go fast

>>17330558
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>>17324813

I had one once.
He followed me for a good 15 minutes. Then I pulled onto the street that leads to the bad part of town. he wasn't long turning around

I usually just do my best to disengage. I live in an affluent suburb in Texas and I've had old white men pull a gun on me, people have followed me back to my house, etc. and I usually have no clue what I did. I like to think I'm a very considerate and cautious driver around other vehicles, but I apparently piss some people off.

Last time someone on the highway decided to cut in front of me because they felt I cut them off and swerve around so I couldn't pass I waited for a slow utility truck to appear in the left passing lane and passed half on the pavement half on the grass

Feels good man

Slam brakes
Stop in the middle of the road.
Get out.
Ask if he would like to take up the issue with me outside of his car.
They back down at this point.

>>17332632
There's no way that the bus driver does all that for you.

That happened to me once when a shitbox Accord was being a prick by hogging both lanes on a two-lane road and wouldn't move to the side, I slammed down the gas once there was enough of a gap to pass through and flipped him off while I'm at it.

The guy not only followed me for a couple of miles, he wasn't afraid to crash his car into me, he was one of those jobless pieces of shit with too much time on his hand and was probably a drunk too.

I had to drive into a neighborhood, lose him by making think I turned right when I actually turned left, and then I called the cops and gave them his license plate saying he was a reckless driver who was a threat to the neighborhood and they said they'll be on it.

I'm sure he's no longer a problem by now, but man, what a cunt.

depends on if its the middle of the night or not tbqh
>dude follows me down my road at night after i cut them off, dudes throwing shit at my car out his window
>stop in the middle of the road, get out
>dude gets out of his car
>pull out glock and shoot him twice in the chest
>drive rest of the way home
lol

>>17330558
i had an encounter with some dumb poo in loo indian bitch with a piece of shit chrysler minivan, almost running the stop sign. i was going to slow because it was a school zone, and she was all up on my ass because i guess she was in a hurry.

normally i would brake check, but that would do more harm than good. i just learn to ignore it.

>>17330558
I drive so much everyday (3 hours) that I just laugh it off desu.

I'm on a mountain of anti anxiety pills so that probably helps.

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ONLY ATTEMPT ON INDIANS AND SOCCERMOMS

>lead the on a chase
>eventually take them to abandoned building preferably with a gate
>swing back around and block the gate
>make them think it's a set up and let the panic ensue

*once again do not attempt with niggers, spics, or old white guys in pick up trucks. You probably will get your brains blown out

>>17330558
Put the petal to the medal.

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>NJ driver here
>fucking shoobies.

I had some super angry bitch follow me for a while. I eventually got tired of that and held my gun up so she could see it.
She fucked off.
In retrospect, that was not smart of me.

>>17333036
>held my gun up
Please don't do that in washington state. Brandishing a gun in a car against another driver is a road rage conviction if someone videos you. You can't lie about simply just looking at the gun for flaws in its finish because of the context. Since someone was tailgating you, it would be up to the judge to determine if that was the context in which you chose to display your gun publicly to the other driver(s) on the road.

>>17330558

I squeeze out a loaf, scoop it, and throw it into the window of the driver that pissed me off.

>>17332953
You need more bumper gaurds.

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>>17331655
No matter what you do, some people will always get mad that you don't follow "their" unspoken rules or interpretations of the law.

>He stopped at red on a right when there's no one
>He didn't get out of my way fast enough
>He's too slow in the right lane enough though I could merge around to pass

stupid shit

>>17330558
The few tailgaters I've had I usually just lose them in heavy traffic or turns they can't keep up with, since they are angry econobox drivers.

In heavy traffic, look for a way to box them in by speed matching with other drivers.

>On highway at night, changing lanes for upcoming turn off some distance away
>out of nowhere a guy going 40kmh over suddenly is on my ass, holding his horn down and keeping his high beams on in his shitty ass mazda 3 sedan
>slow slightly below the speed limit
>let him creep closer, to mere cm away
>tap brakes lightly to make the light appear, but not actually brake
>suddenly jerks back, honking starts again
>punch it, take a very fast turn off at incredible hihg speed
>they can't keep up
>merge into new highway and cross several lanes before the other guy can follow
>they forgot to turn off their high beams
>other cars now behind me and to the side, he can't follow
>follows like a cuck for a while, then someone opens up a spot behind me
>he immediately tries to start tailgating again
>guy next to me notices the dickhead with his high beams on, lets me through, he has a clear lane in front, so I make some distance
>that guy speed matches with 3 others, tailgater shrinks into the distance
wew

All other occasions I just used my knowledge of the area to force them into some kind of merge behind other cars.

>>17330558
I generally road rage back worse than they do.
If they get out of their car so do i with a board with a nail hammered into it, they turn around real fast.

I mean sure guy with a bat isnt the scariest thing but some mother fucker with a board with a nail in it is probably 17 different types of crazy and no cunt wants to deal with crazy.

>>17332675
Sorry to burst your bubble man, but nothing is gonna happen to that shit bag. All he's gonna get is a letter in the mail or a visit telling him to calm down or something. The only way he'll actually get what he deserves is if you get it on camera and show the cops.

>>17330558
I just carry on, and as they pass i smile and wave. It confuses and angers them further, it's great.

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>wasting your time with idiots

I honk my horn at them until they leave me alone

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>white trash who get angry if you're not going 30 over the speed limit
>these are the same """""people"""""" who think having a radar detector entitles them to be able to weave in and out of traffic at 90mph

>>17330558
Continue to drive as safely as possible. If the idiot is on the verge of causing an accident, I get off to the nearest busy parking lot and call the cops. I live in Texas, so I carry a gun with me in my vehicle.

I've only had to do this a couple times, thankfully. I actually did have to brandish on a guy one time because he jumped out of his truck with a bat. People are horrendously stupid here about traffic.

>>17331655
The problem is that you live in Texas, which verifiably has the worst drivers in the entire country. There are more fatal accidents and vehicle related deaths here than any other state, including California, and the only reason it's not the highest per capita is because it's the 2nd most populous state.

This is the only place where I've driven (and I've driven extensively in a dozen states and 3 different countries) where you can being doing the speed limit in the slow lane and some retard will act like he's championing a cause to ride your ass for miles despite the fact that the left/fast lane is totally open for miles, and actually get mad at you because he's too fucking retarded to just pass you.

Texas somehow has managed to collect all the worst habits of the worst kinds of drivers from all over the country, and pretends like they are being intelligent and polite in having done so.

If it's not obvious, I fucking hate driving in Texas, especially in the cities.

>>17335344
Also Texas here. I don't know who i hate more, drivers with New Mexico/Mexico plates, or SUV drivers

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>>17335226
>live in a state where radar detector are illegal
>stupid white trash and jiggaboo coons still try to go twenty over

>>17335360
I wonder if Texas would have marginally less shitty drivers if radar detectors were illegal

>>17335355
I'll take New Mexico/Mexico plates on an SUV any day of the week over some concrete cowboy driving a lifted, dolled-up King Ranch Whataburger™ Edition F-250 who doesn't actually know how to drive the truck and also has a chip on his shoulder.

Every time I have to deal with some asshole in traffic, it's either bromcdouche Wishes-He-Was-Country fuccboi like I described in a truck he can't handle, or a Hispanic lady in some crossover or compact car. The only difference is I know the woman isn't going to follow me and there is not a possibility of me having to actually get in a fist fight or shoot someone because she was tailgaiting me or because she cut me off.

>>17335370
I seriously doubt it. They don't drive bad because they don't care about the laws, they drive bad because they just don't have any idea how to drive. Texas went from shitty desert and West Louisiana to 2nd largest population in a couple decades, and they simply haven't adjusted to it.

I was reading an article about the freeway system here in San Antonio, and these people think that zippering into and out of traffic is either "too rude" or "too scary" to do.

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>>17335344
>I've only had to do this a couple times
>only
holy shit kek. somehow i want to drive around texas now, just for the experience

>>17332741
>only 3 hours

>>17335459
I said "only" because, as critical as I am of Texas drivers, I don't want to make it out like Bill the Used-ta-Was highschool football player is chasing me down every time I leave the house and get on "his" road.

The traffic is absolutely horrible, but most people don't actually want to kill you because of it. I drive around millions of people, and in 7 years I've had 3 incidents of having to get off the road because of some idiot raging, and one idiot who wasn't thinking at all and wanted to try to assault me or damage my property.

It sounds absolutely crazy, but it's only kind of crazy.

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>>17335498
I live in TX and I've had that experience exactly twice. Both times, the other driver was a black
>one time, the driver was an ex .mil New Yorker

>>17335506
Every time it was a white guy with me, every time driving some kind of lifted truck with a bunch of offroad/trail accessories that have obviously never left concrete.

The dude who jumped out with a bat to be an idiot was wearing pristine cowboy boots and this ridiculous belt buckle with pre-faded, brand name jeans. I'm surprised to this day he wasn't also wearing a bolo tie and a 10-gallon hat.

>>17335360
this, i never understood the memes of blacks being slow drivers. Every time i encounter someone speeding ridiculously its always some black 30yo

>>17335997
It's older black people that are slow on the highways, the younger blacks are slower on local streets around my way

>>17335498
I live in the DFW area and this is so true it hurts. The traffic is unlike anywhere else because there are millions of people commuting on highways with 70+mph speed limits with CONSTANT construction. This results in traffic that goes from 0 to 70 to 5 to 80 to 0 and it gets real fuckin hektik when 400 people going highway speeds have to slam on their brakes all at once

>>17334446
>I squeeze out a loaf, scoop it, and throw it
That has your DNA material in it, so you could get charged with road rage for throwing your DNA around like that. Never ID yourself. Just like poop on someone's doorstep, it should never be your poop since you can be identified if your DNA is listed in a database.

>>17330558
I'm black. For someone reason people rarely confront or follow me.

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saved my life having these
followed by a psycho burger that was screeching how I woke his mother and she has cancer etc. he started ramming into my car and this is middle of nowhere
no cell service
no gun
it was my only option as they had a faster vehicle and there was no ducking onto side roads or whatever

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Drive this and no one will fuck with you.

>>17336468
Maybe in yuroland where everyone who drives one is involved in some sort of organized crime, but in the states the spice nigs and white trash don't give a shit

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>>17336468
You could get lose to the same effect with a Chrysler 300C for about 1/10th the price too.

>>17330558
>What do you guys do about road ragers?
It has never happened to me, but if it did, if it is a persistent road rager following me, I would call 911 on the hands free voice operated phone in my car. I would say "A road rager is following me, what do I do? Can I drive by a police officer for him to observe the situation?" and the 911 operator takes it from there.

If the road rager tries his antics in front of the officer, then there will be a road rage citation. But chances are as soon as the officer shows up, the rager leaves in fear.

>>17336877
Yeah boys I'm a snitch on the road too. Whole family almost got murdered in AL by a drunk road raging redneck so I call the cops for anything beyond a honk or the first round of flashing brights.
Watching some asshole get pulled over is amazing.

I just flash my piece

usually that's enough

I drive a 300 though

dashcam footage front and back

easily emailed

the most powerful thing you can do to someone displaying attention seeking behavior is... nothing at all

let them chimp out

revisit footage and if necessary send it to police

if they get dangerous just cruise to police station man

>>17330558
>drive a POS beater truck and carry a gun
>you can put another dent or scratch in my truck amongst the million others
>or you can get shot

>>17335344
What city? I grew up in North Texas and live in Las Vegas now, I honestly believe without a doubt that California has the worst drivers in the country, and I've driven in almost every major city in the US due to traveling a lot for my job. They're just murderous asshole cunts.

>>17337091
>dis be biat muhfugga

>>17337129
Califag here, LA drivers are the worst in the country, everyone else is bad, but not fast enough to do anything if you fuck off

>Be me
>Be driving
>be on highway driving
>Be getting tailgated by some normiefag
>REEEEE internally
>Slam on my brakes and he rear ends me
>I get out and he is mad as heck
>I open up my trenchcoat and reach inside
>He calms down by now and says he don't want no trouble
>Tell him it is too late for apologies
>Unsheathe my Uchigatana
>Ask him is he likes what he sees, while striking my ninja pose, Uchi perched above my head
>He is confused, then answers "why?"
>Tell him because it is the last thing he ever will see
>Lunge at him
>He's good
>He manages to dodge my attacks
>HOW!?
>Chase him to his brotruck
>He manages to escape my grasp
>Get back in my mom's Prius and chase him down
>Get within range and open my door
>Double clutch it and proceed to spike the revs
>Leap from my car on to his at 80 MPH
>Bust through his driver side door and push him into the passenger seat
>Tell him he has two options
>He opens the door and bails out before I can tell him his two options
>Circle back to pick him up
>He's gone
>mfw
Never found the guy. To this day I stand guard, vigilant, ready for him to return and attempt to take my life. I'll be ready, though.

I'm always ready...

>>17337252
>>17337129
WRONG, Massachusetts has by far the worst drivers, everyone knows this.

Magdump through back window.

>>17334715
That could get your dumb ass shot, but since you're lying have fun.

Just drive away, avoid a conflict at all costs.

>>17337252

Different Califag here, California drivers are perfectly acceptable for the most part, depends on the area.

San Fernando Valley drivers are fucking pricks though.

The people in florida may be bad drivers but damn they seem chill compared to the people elsewhere.

the best is when people finger me because they cant understand how zipper merging works and have to get personally offended when i force my way into their lane behind the car that let the car ahead of me in.

its amazing how retarded folks are. i figured out zipper merges without being told what they were. down in vancouver when the tunnel between surrey and richmond to vancouver city shuts down into one lane in the less busy direction during rush hour, retarded cucks will actually line up for miles and miles in a single lane and people will actually block the ending merge lane to stop folks from getting to "the front of the line"

as if creating a situation where there is a huge line up of stopped cars in single file with one lane still open but people too dumb/afraid to use, and if they do some idiot might try to block them from using it and cause a fight.

people are just too retarded out there. i drive the speed limit most days because im not in a fucking rush and my vehicle is old and has lots of mileage and i dont like how it handles at high rates of speed. its amazing how stress free and easy driving on the highway can be when you just tail a semi doing the speed limit as cucks take chances to change lanes at high rates of speed to get to their whatever the fuck they need to be at.

>>17337091
Do you happen to be mexican?

>>17335344
This
I swear I27 north and amarillo as a whole is pure cancer.

>>17338709
he is black

>>17338829
Sounds like typical mexican behavior to me. At least in my area.

>>17333036
This >>17333436
Most states will fuck your ass with a brandishing charge.

>tfw you have been on the rager side
Feels bad. I've gotten better at controlling my anger over the years but sometimes something will set me off. For instance:

>driving to work
>relaxing, perfectly calm
>woman in suv in front of me slams on her brakes
>I have to brake so hard my tires skid
>see that she braked so hard for a fucking dog walking along the side of the road
>white hot rage engage
>get up within a foot of her bumper and ride her ass, flip her off from behind a bunch, swearing the whole time
>follow her all the way to the highway before I come to my senses

I don't try to get mad, I swear. Just happens. I don't carry a bat or anything in my car because I know I'd probably use it.

>>17332687
why is this so fucking funny.

>>17337275
You should have said "NANI!?!?" instead.

>>17339142
You sound like a fucking sperg for having a tantrum about someone braking for a dog. If you leave a safe braking distance like you're supposed to, you wouldn't have had an issue. Grow up, anon.

>>17330558
Ignore them. Or gradually slow down when they can't overtake.

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>>17332687
>lol

Just try to do anything to piss them off even more.

>waiting to turn across intersection
>pedestrians crossing
>other cars with right of way also waiting for pedestrians
>basically what im trying to say is im last in line to move in this situation
>guy behind me is beeping his horn and fucking raging behind his wheel
>he looks like a cartoon hes literally screaming inside his car and bashing his steering wheel
>wait til the light is about to turn red and slowly drive through

My only regret is that I couldn't stay to see how mad he got.

Yesterday a tailgating boiracer nearly rear-ended me as I did a break check.
Too bad he missed by the width of a hair.

>let them tailgate me on the left lane
>near an exit quickly move to the right lane preferably behind a truck
>brake hard
>take the exit

Never see them again at that point

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>>17332687
he had it coming
let freedom ring

>>17338829
>>17338926
Sounds like BOTH in my area. Even yesterday night, there was one of those dudes by the side of the road flipping cars off as the cars passed by. I think he was just having an "Anger Attack" type tantrum by the roadside. If there was no such thing as police, someone like that might be attacking people as revenge for all the anger he feels in his mind towards other people and society for passing him by. Maybe he wants Reparations? They keep talking about it in my city. One day, the minority will have the majority vote, then they can vote reparations into existence.

>>17339425
>>17339375
>heh, i feel so powerful, i slowed that guy down by going slow in front of him when he had no way to go around me, i'm the boss

Have your fun, i'll laugh when someone runs into you.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Two wrongs make two faggots.

>b-b-but legal fault, b-b-but insurance payouts, b-but lawsuits
Your case of whiplash and possible death, not mine.

I had some son of a bitch tailgate me several miles up a county highway. Just for him, I went 10 under the limit. If yo mamma didn't teach you patience, I will.
He then proceeded to pass me in a no passing zone, nearly wreck face first into traffic just to tailgate some idiot with poorly secured lumber in the back of his shitbox S10.
My gf and I laughed at his struggle the whole way.

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>be me
>been driving the speed limit like a good boy
>autist behind me losing it
>needs to be somewhere in a hurry
>probably a wagie
>starts following me
>get scared, floor it turning everywhere I can trying to lose him
>he's still going for it
>still honking
>can't take it anymore
>slam dem brakes
>faggot zips in front of me
>mfw he's got meme stickers
>mfw he's smiling and waving
>mfw he was a fellow /o/utcast and was trying to compliment me on my shitbox and memestickers
>mfw I nearly break checked and took some memelord's life because of my autism
>he speeds off without knowing that I was plotting

B-be careful out there guys

>>17337280
>>17337280
Nah. I commute to Boston every day and while massholes tend to drive like fast and aggressive they are also predictable and much more efficient at zippering through construction zones than our neighboring states. Most people are on the same page with our own "interpretation" of the rules of the road and as long as you're on board you're fine.
It's the civilian speed police that get everyone else aggravated.

>>17339608
Patience is good when something literally can not be hurried, like waiting in line. It's going as fast as it can, calm down.

Driving is the exception. It can be hurried. You are just a faggot, and the tailgater is a shit driver.

I do a little drift when I pass slowfaggots clogging up my togue. In a 1997 corolla.

>>17339591

Why would someone run into me if we are both stopped at a light waiting for our turn to move? Sit at the front of the bus and you might learn something.

>>17339591
Yes, legal fault, insurance payouts and lawsuits.
I always have 2 dashcams running and I can afford an attorney :)

>>17330558
I usually pull into a parking lot and keep my gun in my hand

>>17336532
No, because everyone recognizes the 300, and knows it's not worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>be driving
>mustang gt weaving in and out of lane
>get behind him to fucc with him
>starts to brake check me
>pull up next to him and don't look at him
>triggers him badly so he rides my ass for a mile
>try to do a bunch of weaves but can't lose him
>finally at light, he decides to turn and looks at me
>flick him off
>yells at me while driving away
cuckstang drivers are dogshit, I also took my gun out in case he tried anything

Man am I glad I live in germany and not in third worldistan called america

>>17339142
>tires skid
Maybe you should get a more modern car if you can't break properly, one with ABS.

>>17339882
Germany is quickly becoming third world

>>17339960
I'll be back in hungary by then don't worry

>>17336468
>splitter on a rolls royce

i'd call the owner a fucking retard

>>17339862
He's a mustang owner, of course he's not going to try anything

>>17330558
You mean BMW owners?

I've never had anyone follow me and I drive like an asshole, maybe don't look like a skinny virgin

>>17339817
>it's not worth hundreds of dollars.

>>17339882
>Germany
>not third world

Top delusion

>>17332687
>pull out glock and shoot him twice in the chest
You must be using your own bored barrel so that the rifling marks of officially sourced barrels can't be traced back to you. The rest of us with normal dealer guns can only dream.

>>17339562
Yeah because it isnt white guys who have angry spergouts and decide to shoot up everyone at school/work/the gym/movie theater

Geoege Sodini was black, just like Eric and Dylan were brown and Adam Lanza was black too :^)

>>17339608
You're not anyone else's parent, fuck off with your faggotry

>>17330558
I got honked at once at a 4 way because the other guy thought it was his turn. I ignored it.

Does that count as road range? I'd never had anyone honk at me before. Haven't had it since either. But I only drive about and hour a day.

>>17340010
BMW owners are virtuous and kind

>>17339658
Cape Cod will be a bloodbath this Summer; all the libs here have been quite triggered since the election.

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>>17340366
The penalty for hit and run or driving without insurance is pretty low, so those people keep on doing it with repeat offenses.
Even tho they immigrated here, many are angry and ungrateful as they expect more from the land of paradise freebies.

A guy was tailgating me on a curvy back road, I could tell that he was concentrated on holding a close distance from me and not the road. I just took the next corner as fast as I knew my car could, he didn't notice until it was too late and went right off into a corn field and I just kept going on my way.

Protip
>your F-150 can't make a corner as fast as an RX8

>>17336456
How does it work? Do you just drop it out the window and the nails scatter and pop their tires?
Also, your story sounds bullshit/10.

A buddy and me got passed by a 80's VW Vanagon on a road trip through Utah. It was night time and we were already doing 85-ish.
Few minutes later, we passed the same Vanagon flipped in a field. I was passenger, and could barely make out the lights from the distance. Didn't realize what it was until we were passed.
We didn't stop.

>>17341457
Are you sure he was tailgating you? I realize some older folks don't realize how close they are due to the elevated seating. The kinda people that keep a constant close distance are annoying though.

It all depends on if I'm in a hurry or not.

If I'm in a hurry I'll just pull away from them, if not I'll keep just far enough ahead that they can't pass me, then slow way down when there's a car next to me so they're forced to stay fucked.

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>>17341487
>How does it work? Do you just drop it out the window and the nails scatter and pop their tires?
The angry homeless people walk over the freeway bridges and drop these on the freeway all the time. It's why you don't dare even run over a paper bag or small pieces of cardboard on the city roads because lots of angry people are trying to sabotage the cars driving by. They also put glass bottles out on the road and if they buy stuff in glass jars with their EBT food stamp debit cards, they sometimes toss the glass jars in the road too. It's a plague and the street sweeper trucks have to come by every week now in some areas instead of every month.

Nails are cheap since they are easy for the homeless to steal them. Small 3 inch pieces of cardboard are laid on the road with 3 or 4 nails sticking out. That makes patching harder. The various nail problems happened after our first organized BLM marches, so I think there is a pattern to the sabotage.


Background: basically, all the cars driving by make the homeless feel like they are being ignored. So they get angry and strike back in revenge.


>>17341487
>your story sounds bullshit
Not any of those posters. But the world is a large place. Just because you don't know of something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. That's why statements similar to "640K is enough for anybody" or "everything that can be invented has been done" end up wrong. Those people can't conceive or imagine it, so they refuse to allow the possibility that it might actually exist. Or they quote the Bible as their proof.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Ecclesiastes+1:9&version=NIV

>>17341522
Do you know from the news if they died or not?

>>17341683
wow I'm glad i live in a city where the homeless aren't such assholes. Where are you, Portland?

>That's why statements similar to "640K is enough for anybody" or "everything that can be invented has been done" end up wrong.

both of those statements are unequivocally stupid. Gates' quote can be attributed to youth, and the second is a fallacy. The fact that you used them to try and make a point is also really stupid. Why is it you come here to tell us about hobo IEDs? I've seen you in many threads.

>>17338702
>the best is when people finger me

Rly

>>17341859
Then they follow you at a distance to see where you park. You don't see them.

>>17338702
>rates of speed
kys yourself

>>17341973
>kys yourself
kill yourself yourself yourself

>>17335344
Aha you haven't been to Miami have you

Had a dumb old hag get mad at me for cutting her off for not letting me in (they accelerate when you put on your turn signals) so she honks and does flashers for like the whole trip but my bro wasn't up for that and sees the light was Yellow and brake check! His trailer hitch is right through her radiator and everything. We get out and we're like wtf did you do you hit us and she had the most scared face "I don't have insurance", so we offered to just leave because nothing happened to truck and we just disabled some shitty Camry. Lel.

>>17343707
The perfect crime!

>>17343707
Another example of people driving without insurance not driving carefully. If you had not been there with another person as witness, I bet she would have hit and run. There's no point driving without insurance unless the person is a hit and run type.

I told this story a few times but I'll give you a quick run down

>Had soda can in car
>shook it
>popped a hole in the top with knife
>threw it like a hand grenade into raging Asian's Prius.

>>17343707
Wew
Can relate to the accelerate with turn signals thing. Happened to me earlier tonight. Wasn't a road rage, just a stupid incident.
>At a light, need to change lanes for an upcoming turnoff some distance away, only 4 cars in my lane, including myself, other lane stretches back about 200m in single file
>All of us in the lane take off quick, first 2 guys in our lane get in front because they aren't retards and at least have reactions
>Other guys in other lane also take off quick after initially reacting like grampas, to prevent people from switching lanes, presumably
>Car in front of me is a slow fucking SUV, took forever to reach the speed limit, and they've decided they aren't going to try and pass anyone, or even merge while they had the chance when there was a huge gap
>Chugging along, need to move at some point or another, car to my immediate left is deliberately matching speed with me to stay in my blind spot, if I move forward he moves forward, if I let go of acceleration he lets go, the gap between him and the car in front of him is large enough, but he keeps closing the space and blocking a merge
>Decide to signal to relay my intentions, in case he's just retarded and not deliberately being a cunt
>A large space opened up again (SUV in front and the guy in front of the other guy can't keep a constant speed for some reason)
>Nope. He accelerated again. Thanks, guy.
>Slow down again (with a downshift), he matches, still have my indicators on, I'm getting boost now though
>SUV picks up pace a little, my lane is clear for my plan, other car in front also makes room
>Wait a little while, let the distance build, 2m, 3m, 4m, cars in other lane riding his bumper
>Leapfrog into the spot, tonne of space between me and the retard behind me (2-3m)
>He's mad, holding down his horn and turned on his high beams
>Suddenly turns off
He made this big song and dance about being in front, and then his turn off was right fucking there? What a faggot.

>>17341440
>we need the federal government tho enforce more things!
Wow, you sound like a liberal there buddy

>>17341440
>our bottom 10% live better than Mexico's top 10%

That sounds like total bullshit. Have you seen the rich parts of Mexico?

>>17330558
> Tailgaters
Ignore, and continue driving at the speed limit. One time I fucked with one that turned out to be a marked police car hiding behind HID glare.

> Dangerous assholes
I corner faster than most people have the balls to. That usually loses them after a while.

>>17330558
>>17330558
>live in small city
>taking gf home last night
>going speed limit when some commuterbox zooms from behind
>tailgates me so she's inches away from my bumper
>slow down to 10 under just to piss her off
>this is happening over 3 miles worth of city roads
>could have passed me at literally anytime, traffic was extremely light
>kekking with gf entire time

last time i did this the shitbox swerved around me causing incoming traffic to slam their brakes and it zipped into a trailer park, sure showed me

>fucking chink retard with nothing better to do in front of me in the fast lane
>does 80mph in straights so that no one can overtake him
>slows down to 50mph next to trucks so that no one can double Lane overtake him
>does this for 30 min
>eventually I get way too angry
>he goes up next to a truck, I drop gear and hit 85mph, finally manage to pass him
>see that the divided 2 Lane highway is gonna close soon and become a one lane both ways
>he follows way too closely so he doesn't see the sign that mentions the end of the lane
>just as the highway ends, rip it
>he ends up in the gravel shoulder, spins out and smacks onto the guard rail
>I pull over and call an ambulance
>help his wife out of the car then leave
>he ends up in hospital last i checked on the news


I hope he's fucking dead

>>17346214
I've got another one too

>signal in bumper to bumper, wait till I find a spot
>pickup in the other lane lays on the gas and his horn
>merge anyway
>he gets out of the car like a fucking retard
>knowing he's gonna come to my window, I get out of my car
>it's a Manlet lol, like 5'5
>I'm 6'3

He got back in after I got out of my car

>>17345795
>Have you seen the rich parts of Mexico?
That's not 10% of the population.
That's the top 1%.

>>17345795
That would be the corrupt senior government employees, plutocrats, and major company owners. But they are a tiny fraction of the country's population. If you took those out of Mexico's top 10% then you'd see a more honest reflection of the top 10% population's typical wealth, quality of food, quality of services, quality of infrastructure, reliability of a minimum income for food and medicine, and how accessible the hospitals are.

>>17330558
I edge people out all the time so I don't even get mad. They better out run my gun.

>>17337252
>>17337895

Third chiming in, CA drivers are generally fine, but the Asian can't into drive meme is very true here, as well as the insuranceless Mexican and the brotruckers that can't see past their own ego.

Fuck out of state drivers though. Traffic-impeding rubberneckers, every time.

>>17330558
That was a cop you idiot.

>>17330558
I used to take a curvy mountain road to and from high school every day. I liked to drive fast and would constantly come up on people doing 20 below the limit.
I had different ways of fucking with them that wouldn't really qualify as road rage.

>signal for every curve
>honk that "beep beep beepbeep beep" and see if they reply with the "beep beep"
>go 20mph on the straights, make a gap, and zoom back up to them on the curvy sections
>weave like I'm warming my tires up

My favorite, happened a couple times:
>driving casually, don't feel like pushing it
>guy in expensive sports car comes screaming up my tail, passes on double yellow
>immediately punch it, rape him in the turns
>he pulls away on the straights because my econobox only has 150hp
>catch up on the turns at the bottom of the grade
>tailgate him to the stop sign
>shit eating grin, waving as I turn off

>>17348884
The second bit happens on my motorbike. I literally can't keep up with anything on the straights; I have next to no HP and a 60MPH limiter. However, I also have virtually no weight and the gears are all tuned for 0-40 acceleration.
I carry speed through the turns and accelerate out like a greased rabbit, then hit the limiter. I can accelerate away from the lights like a greased rabbit and weave past anything, but then hit the limiter.
I can see cagers get frustrated as they just can't lose me. Other bikers seem surprised to see me again when I arrive at the next set of lights/roundabout a few seconds after they do.

> hurr durr litrebike cucked durrrr
Riding a 125 is forcing me to learn basic skills while I save for a full license and big bike.

flash the CZ97

>>17349163
If you're recorded on any type of dashcam, the state will reevaluate your CCW license. Of course, if you don't have a CCW license, they will evaluate you differently. Please remember that felons cannot have a firearm in this state.

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>>17349677
I like how /k/ comes in here and says this shit like people give a fuck.

This has nothing to do with road rage but I went on a road trip and I saw the cutest waifu material girl in the passenger seat of a Dodge Caravan so I caught up to her and got on the slow lane since the drive was an idiot and was cruising in the passing lane and she smiled at me, wew

>>17349158
Sounds bretty fun desu

>>17332632
>things that never happened

>>17335379
Do you not have driving schools in Tx? How do people there get licenses?