Twingo Thread

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A Twingo tailgated me a couple days ago, probably because I was going the limit and my plate indicated I'm not from that area.
It was rude but I survived

How do I convince an acquaintance who lives in Memazuela to buy a Twungi? He is completely oblivious to the car's meme status, and he says he already has (not sure if hand me down or his own) a 2003 Mazda3.

>>17329541
>Memazuela
not judging here but do you guys not have bigger problems currently, like getting something to eat or having toiletpaper handy? the things you hear are really worrying

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Twingo!

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In quantifiable units, how much pussy can be obtained by driving a TwingiBoi

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>>17330325
A lot

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>>17330325

When can I import Twingos?

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>>17330325
Just get a gf that already comes with a Twingo. That's efficiency

>>17330347
2018 for the first 1993 models
However Twingos made in 2000 or later are safer and faster, so you'll have to wait until 2025

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>>17330357

>>17330363

there you have it.

uncut > cut

>>17330363
>you gonna get honned

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>>17328981

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>>17330366

>>17329572
He's too concerned drawing animal crossing porn and shit like that to be concerned about trivial shit like toilet paper.

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A FUCKING TWINGO TAILGATING ME LMAO

>>17329282
>>17331114

What the fuck? Must be the spring rut hormones.

>>17330363
looks comfy

Fuck this car it's such a piece of shit. Hoe can anybody like it besides it's design? Normies and kids have already adapted the meme. It's like fucking pepe. Cool at first but then turned to cringe real quick.

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>>17334816

>>17330361
>safer
as if anyone cares

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Does anyone in the USA have a twingo yet?
why not buy a first year one and cut and weld the vin number into a newer one?

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>>17334816

fucc u

>>17334878
>>17334893
Give me a real reason shitkids, not pictures of your shitbox. Imagine if everyone with a Corsa B would brag about it like you do

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>>17334950

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>>17334950

real reason for what ? liking my twingo ? the real reason is it's a great fucking daily driver

it's reliable as FUCK, easy to fix, parts cost NOTHING, you can find a parking spot almost anywhere. it takes 100% E85 and drinks no gas at all. it's comfy even for a tall guy like me

i honestly don't see myself not owning a twingo as a daily/town runabout in the future.

even if i crash mine or it gets stolen or something, i'll buy another one right away.

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>>17334974

now for the stuff i don't like so this is a fair review of the car:

- the steering is hard as shit to turn. but this is a problem for my particular car, most twingos have power steering. my next twingo will definately have both A/C and PS as it will greatly improve the twingo experience.
- the rear seat is a bit hard to slide forward and back. and can get stuck (not happened on mine yet)
- the engine noise sucks compared to 3 cylinder city cars (polo, up, 1.0 corsa...)
- the car is squirelly under hard braking, especially when you're alone in it. but i'm not talking street driving, i'm talking full on braking to the max on the nurburgring with warmed tires, so it's not really a problem as you'll probably never take your twingo on track and it wasn't made for it anyway. the ventilated brakes are absolutely great though, they'll never fade (i tried hard)
- the timing belt has to be changed every 4 years, and you must do it in time because they break quickly. however a timing belt kit is cheap, and it's an extremely simple job to do compared to most other cars.

>>17334816
>Hoe can anybody like it besides it's design?
the real hoe here is you, kek
>Normies and kids have already adapted the meme. It's like fucking pepe.
from what fucking timeline are you posting from?
twingo was hot shit back in the 90's but generally hated by normies just like you do right now. only /o/ still likes it because /o/ has had enough of angry cars while normies slurp that shit up.

the old twingo also has the most room inside compared to its competitor back then so if you're a poorfag delivering pizza, this is the car for you.

>>17335004

oh yeah i forgot: no rev counter, no engine temp gauge. but that's the case with most city cars and can be fixed by buying an OBD2 adapter and tablet or OBD gauges

>>17329282
Where was this? I tailgate niggas in my twongi for doing anything less than 20 over all the time.

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>>17334974
>>17335004
>>17335015
this car does exactly the things you described (only with kind of different problems), why isn#t it shilled like the Twingo?

>>17335012
>wew lad I sure must be cool picking on a typo
2017 my friend. CarThrottle. Website full of kids, I just use it sometimes for some small DIY things. They started saving the pictures from here and trying to meme with them. FUcking cringe.

>>17335548
>why isn#t it shilled like the Twingo?
You still don't fucking get it.

It is the fucking silly faggy smiling face the car has in combination with its advantages. it's the sum of all this that makes some people on this board like it.

Fucking seriously, it is not rocket science and your corsa does not have that "face" hence no one is fucking interested.

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>>17335564
It's cute but somehow the Corsa's face is so much more bland.

Probably the weirdly empty headlights.

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>>17335548
Look at this stupid face.
Seeing it makes me smile.
Driving past a hypercar or a very old car in a good condition makes me just think to myself "That's a neat car", but seeing a Twingo gives me a stupid wide smile.

17335548
>Hoe can anybody like it besides it's design?
>why isn#t [the Corsa] shilled like the Twingo?

it's like he just wants free (You)s

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>2017
>Not wanting a twingo
Every day until you want one.

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>>17335585
I'm sure it would look better with clear headlights. Is it yours? How about painted bumpers? Is pic related also in the category?
>>17335598
I guess that's taste. I get more happy when I see old BMWs or american classics

>>17335608
>mimimi he said something against the twingo I am such a meemlord u scrub!!!!

>>17335657
retard you said exactly why people shill it and then asked why people shill it

>>17335666
excuse me? I mean people like the 86 a lot too but the car isn't shilled on here as much as this one.

>>17335657
Nah, I just picked a photo from Google. The Corsa also suffers from the unfortunate boyracer stereotype.
And the KA is kinda similar, I guess. Funny shape, although again no derpy smiley face.
It also lacks the absurdly flexible interior of the Twingo and is notoriously rust-prone.

Is the Twingo /o/'s Mosin rifle?

>>17335681
both are rust-prone, you're right. Yeah, Corsa from that gen (and even up) have the boyracer syndrome, even though Corsa D and E are good cars. KA is quite a shite car too, the quality is meh but it is unique and wonky.

>>17335548

i'm the orange twingo owner.

i'm kind of an opel guy (older ones, plz dont insult me) and i bought a corsa B for my non-car guy brother as a first car.

what i can tell you about the corsa B:

-WAYYYY smaller than the twingo inside. feels cramped.
-the chassis is SHIT. extreme understeer turning suddenly into extreme oversteer. like a 205 GTI, except more unpredictable. downright dangerous on the stock suspension and tires.
- brakes are shit. will fade after 2 turns.
-unreliable as fuck. timing chain will let go and ruin the engine. oil pressure sensor will let go and let all the oil spray all over the engine bay.
- interior feels cheap as hell, like all 90's opels.

it's nowhere near as good as the twingo. not even close.

>>17335766
where is the rust? As an Opel fan the cars of the era were SHIT

>>17335766

and to illustrate what i mean when i say it's unreliable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tef2xQud92I

here's a video i took when the water pump shat itself. at the time i wondered if it was the dreaded timing chain as it certainly sounded like it. few eeks after that it then blew its oil pressure sensor which luckily didnt blow on the highway so my brother stopped in time. and then blew the whole engine months later, luckily after my brother sold it.

it was a low mileage example and was always maintained properly.

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>>17335799

i bought myself a twonger shirt
>https://www.redbubble.com/people/rjwautographics/works/15810073-renault-twingo-design?p=triblend-tee&rbpuid=BAhJIhxlcmljcGF0cmljaWFvQGdtYWlsLmNvbQY6BkVU--8dffc545428035814871b49fb7e92390e0ac06da&ref=product-title&utm_campaign=shipping-notification&utm_medium=email&utm_source=RB&utm_term=14036513
i have autism

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>>17335803

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>>17335786

unfortunately i know all about opel rust lol

as i own a manta and am helping to restore a kadett rallye.

>>17335810
Fug, that guy's got some quality stuff.

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Moar opel content. Orange Twingo pulled this from a long sleep in a garage this week. (not running and had a stuck rear wheel because previous owner left the handbrake on for years)

it's a very rare rust free Kadett E 2.0 convertible limited edition (only 80 were made i think, still waiting on confirmation from opel)

in pazifikblau with extra rare and extra 90's blue interior. also has the rare irmscher rear lights.

>>17335824
Fuck dude, I wanted to buy a Kadett C as my entry-level classic car in Europe. Is it going to break all the time or are they generally reliable? I'm just looking for a fun FR layout pre-1980 classic car here in Central Europe so I'm open to any and all suggestions.

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>>17335920

kadett Cs are great but good luck finding one that hasn't got terminal rust.

they're really reliable though. even the small OHV engines. of course the CIH ones are better but good luck finding one for an affordable price nowadays....

although my friend managed to find this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f11QVpIDXAI

genuine rallye 2.0 for 1500 euros...

it's being restored to new condition, the chassis has been sandblasted, we're now working on the drivetrain. will be worth 30k euros easily when restored but my friend wants to keep it and drive the shit out of it (he's right)

>>17334974
>>17335004
What's your BTG time?

>>17335970
I'm jelly. By the way, do you by any chance know of any pre-1980 FR layout classics that are affordable enough here in Europe? Something that meets the above criteria and wouldn't be completely run-down for less than 2500 euros.

>>17335992

i'd get a manta if you manage to find one that's not rotten.

feasible for less than 2500

or an S12 silvia ? although it's not pre-1980...

older celicas are expensive now... any pre-1980 bmw is not going to be easy to find either for that money

other than that it's not gonna be easy to find a good FR pre-1980 car for less than 2500

if i were you i'd chance to pre-1990. get a nice E34 or E32. or an alfa 75, a merc 190....

those you can still find in semi nice shape for not too much money
>>17335979

11.15' is my best with harry's lap timer, 2 people in the car and a small yellow flag at the little carrussell.

pretty sure the twingo could go in the 10's but i didn't feel like going out for a 4th lap especially since the weather started changing and you know what the nordschleife is like in the wet... rather be at brunnchen in my folding chair with a huge beer watching other people crash

>>17336112
Huh. Thanks Anon. I'll be on the lookout then. I don't have many irl friends who are into classic cars so that's a big help.

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>>17330366
anon is still salty from the bait threads

>>17335693
nah, the Twingo is probably more like a 10/22 or a lever-action .22 rifle. More useful than people probably realize, deceivingly fun, often cute, and cheap not only to buy but also to maintain/run. Mosin is probably closer to a third-gen F-body, Americanically speaking.

>>17335824

>59

Fair enough, Jacky.

>>17335824
awesome cars

>>17337055
>59

i'm not 59 but both my cars come from there. you just made me notice. can't be arsed to change them though.

>>17337184

thanks

currently working on adding a 1984 honda city AKA jappo twingo to the collection. i'm dumb

>>17339492
>adding a 1984 honda city AKA jappo twingo to the collection

Motherfucker, not if I get it first. These adorable little shits are rare and there's only enough to go around. Anyway good luck with restoring your cool classic cars you French fuck. xoxo

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>>17339492
>honda city

now you have my attention

>>17339582
>>17339518

https://www.leboncoin.fr/vi/1143099798.htm?ca=17_s

here's the ad.

unfortunately it's a belgian car so it doesn't have plates (PO keeps the plates), i'd have to try and get a trailer (or borrow my friends truck but i really dont want to cause it's already been twice this year)

waiting on a reply from the seller as he didnt put his number in the ad...

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>>17339605

Was the Today also available in Europe? I think it looks even more like a japanese Twingo. Pretty sure these ones heavily inspired the Twingo designers, too.

>>17339605
I'M JEALOUS, FUCK YOU

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>>17339620
slow down, buddy. he doesn't have it yet

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>>17339623

>>17339623
We don't even have any cool classic shitboxes here

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>>17339617

don't think the today was ever sold here

but then again before seeing this ad i also had no idea the city was ever sold in europe

the EU models are rare as shit though. apparently only sold for 2 years and only in some countries.

maybe we could start an exchange program where i send twingos to japan and they send city's and today's back

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>>17339628
>no cool classic shitboxes
Where would this horrible place be?

>>17339629
>an exchange program where i send twingos to japan and they send city's and today's back

breddy cool idea

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Have you ever stuffed a Twingo's ass?

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this is so ugly, yet I kinda like it

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>>17339644
dat green one next to it tho

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fucking love this color too

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>>17339657

>>17339644
It's a Bop-It

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On U.S. soil here boys.

>>17339829
>On U.S. soil here boys.
what did he mean by this

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Twingo driving in Chicago in fucking 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEeOHAGr4LE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wdz6PK4eUo

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>>17339895

damn i wish i could drive my twingo around burgerland

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>>17339895
lol

>>17339921

>illegal_twingos.jpg

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>sophiescar
>#12yearstogether

>

http://www.imgrum.org/media/1531403951000765772_35671963

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>>17339957

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THICC

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>>17339662
>>17340176
I think these are early pics of that Lazareth madmanmobile.

>>17340219
indeed they are.

but to be honest I like the WIP photos more. I like the rougher look compared to the polished result

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There's a clown "Pepe" who had a Twingo
https://www.clown-pepe.de/de/bilder

when memes collide

>>17341603
>not a green Twungi
ONE JOB

>>17341615
well, apparently it's a quite very photo, so he didn't know about memes

>>17341626
A green one would've just topped it off perfectly though.

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>>17341603

That text about his car

>my faithful Twingo
>in this car I was touring Germany for almost an entire year
>My Twingo never let me down

>Now it's driving around somewhere in Poland

He's an actual sad clown

>mfw he actually got rid of his car

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>>17341615
>>17341631
hmm

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>>17329282

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me and my bitch

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OwO what's this

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>>17328981

When I grow up, one of my dreams is to make an homage/parody of this scene, with the AE86 being a Twungo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hljPsNpo9y4

What should the JEE TEE ARU be?

>>17342727
>http://www.imgrum.org/media/1531403951000765772_35671963
a peugeot 205 GTI

>>17344325
Or a T16 because muh AWD.

Or maybe a Quattro?

>>17341996
/pol/ plz detrip

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>>17344979
Forgot I had it on. Have a twingo to make up for it.

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>>17344988
it's ok, takes one to know one

Besides the face, what exactly about the twingo makes it look so good? I'm not one for small bulgy cars, but the twingo pulls off the look in a way that manages not to look dated 25 years later, while still being visually appealing.

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>>17345346
personally, I don't think it looks "good". at least not according to standards I have for choosing a car I'd like to own.
it is chubby, small, has tiny wheels, isn't elegant and to some people it might look like it really depends on you and your graciousness to survive the next winter.

HOWEVER

I think the execution of the whole project from design to actual production was nearly perfect.
It is a car that doesn't try to do a fuckton of things and rather does a hand full of things really fucking well.
it is efficient while using fuck simple tech, is pretty spartan while still being surprisingly acceptable for longer rides.

it was designed to be the perfect automotive companion for people who don't have much money (like students). it has enormous amounts of space inside while being compact on the outside (really good for noob drivers in the city). it is minimalistic transportation and does this job perfectly without trying to be anything else with mean and aggressive looks while not delivering and having nothing to back up those looks.
instead it's friendly, inviting and willing or even eager to help you even in difficult times.
I really appreciate it for what it is and the upbeat "personality" and cuteness is a nice touch. the whole package is just genius and cars that you kinda want to hug pretty much vanished from the market.

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>>17345624
Wrong, it looks BREDDY GUD.

>>17328981
>mfw i'm glad i'll never see that retarded car in the USA

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>>17345664
delet

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>>17345683
He has a right to state his opinion tho.

At least it didn't violate my nap

>>17345691
He does have that right. I also have the right to tell him his opinion sucks.

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>>17345708
That is true

What's the biggest thing that I can stick under a Twongi's hood, other than my benis.

>>17346235
People have put Clio RS blocks in them before, as well as 1.4 turbos from a 5 GT Turbo. I'd imagine a rotary would easily fit too, but it'd require a whole load of fabrication.
And since people have stuffed a VR6 in a Lupo it'd probably fit in a Twingo too.

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>>17346235
Biggest in terms of displacement probably the 1.8l.

LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER GO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHIZ0XhiL_k

150hp from a 1.8 swap

>>17346248
>And since people have stuffed a VR6 in a Lupo it'd probably fit in a Twingo too.
I highly doubt it.
The front of the lupo looks quite a bit longer than the Twingo's. They really took every last bit of room for the interior space.

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ok this one even claims to have a 2.0 swapped in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leUAdxXmTM0

>tfw Twingo video with gangsta rap music is unintentionally funny as heck

>cash in to get vectra b as 1st car
>heck yeah vectra is a good car
>see twingo
>2001 with abs and air bags
>don't wanna see the vectra this week
what the fuck is going on with me? you ruined me, /o/.

>>17347754
no no no, if the vectra is your dream shitbox, get it.
a twingo is cool and all but a vectra has a much comfier ride and is more silent.

don't get too influenced by memes. only use them to get ideas.

>>17347761
my dream shitbox is the kadett gsi m8 but can't find anyone in good shape

>>17347754
Vectras are awful. get a Twingo.

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>>17347777
>kadett gsi
good choice and nice digits, too.

it's true, you missed the train by a couple years. the gsi got kinda rare even 2 decades ago since so many wrapped them around trees.

how about this astra? I think the 2door astras look really damn good for what they are

>>17330366
boing

>>17347868
is that the sound of your dick or did you mean "boring"?

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Can anyone work their photoshop magic and make the Twingo/5 similar to the Takahashi cars below please?

ty bye

Where do I find a Twingo Plushie?

>>17348262
autoplush dot com

>>17328981
Can someone explain this damned thing to me? I'm a southern burger, I've never even heard of this thing before coming onto this board. I can tell it's some euro economy compact, but that's about it. Why the meme?

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>>17347798
looks like a calibra but worse

>>17346248
>I'd imagine a rotary would easily fit too
Now all we need are an anti-lag system and Fujiwara Tofu decals and we'll reach meme saturation.

>>17348353
Fellow southern burger here. I think basically it's just a cheap, practical, silly looking car that doesn't try too hard to be anything other than a cheap, practical, silly looking car. I can respect something that achieves exactly what it set out to do.

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hi

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>>17348435
>anti-lag system

Don't you mean MISFAIRINGU SHISTEMU?

>>17349534
What is this sorcery

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>>17350095
The beautiful art of Twingo facebombing.

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>Twingo's wheelbase is 92 inches long
>NA Miata's wheelbase is 89 inches long

Do a wheelbase transplant to make the Twingo Correct Wheel Drive, throw a Rotary in it, and you have the ultimate t00j machine.

>>17350102
this actually looks pretty good. could be a mazda

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a quick twingo post before bedtime.
night everyone

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Some dude thought it was a good idea to post an album of his Twingo stuff on Imgur and the only reply he got was

>Boy those are some hairy knees.

>>17352882
you only get massive traffic on your imgur shit if your upload contains virtue signaling, "white house cheeto" posting and/or cat image macros

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/twingogod

made a steam group about twingos come and join if you want guys.

>>17353536
I deleted the group because I'm too shy to talk to other people if I have an actual name and reputation. Even if it is just steam.

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Who's the most kawaii /o/ ? Twongi or miata?

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>>17354296
Twiata

>>17328981
i could kill myself everyday for what i did
>be 19 still not having license
>i dont need one i can go everywhere with public transport
>mother has twing in pristine condition
>"I wanna get a newer car wanna get a license and take the twingo?"
>fuck off i dont wanna make my license use the car as extra cash (the dealer took the car for only 200$)
>makeslicense a month later

I also totaled my first car in the snow after 1 week

>>17353536
>>17354150

wat.

>>17354691
>fuck off i dont wanna make my license

You were a typical millennial.
See it that way, you grew up quite a bit and see differently now. Be happy that you're on your way to unfuck yourself.

>>17348353
It's probably the best value compact car in Europe that can be found under 1000€.
Mass produced in ridiculous quantities. You can't drive through Europe for more than an hour until you see a Twingo. Therefore parts are extremely cheap, too.

The cute looks are a welcome counterpoint to the "le angry rage man" look of modern cars. I'm so tired of the latter.

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>>17354505
Twesla

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I would metaphorically kill for a Renault Racoon.
250 HP V6 engine, AWD.

>>17354918

>soon

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>>17354948
If ever make a few millions, I will approach Renault and ask for a license of the design documents, and get a replace made.
It should be much cheaper today, with modern CAD and 3D printing tools. Also the electronics in the Racoon were high-end back then, cheap now.

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*replica

【T】【w】【i】【n】【g】【o】

>>17355248
oh fug

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>>17351858
>Gigahon

>>17355248

lol'd

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>>17355345

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What if you put a Hayabusa engine in the back of a Twingo connected to the rear wheels?

>>17334886
Because its a federal crime .

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>>17344966
>>17344325

I was hoping for another meme mobile. While I had an idea for an Initial D parody where everything is a Twingo, that would lead to problems since we can't tell if the blue Twingo is sweaty S2K man's or Impact Blue's. Not to mention that there are FOUR (4) AE86es, and Itsuki's AE85 which looks nearly identical to Wataru's, so there'd have to be a few different cars.

That said, I was thinking that Kai Kogashiwa would drive a Daewoo Matiz, which bears a striking resemblance to a Twingo and can be seen as a rival car to Takumi's Twongo.

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>>17357652
I still remember when car press wrote fake story about Matiz drivers greeting each other but I have seen many of them and even saw several in one spot and they never greeted each other.
In fact, most of them seemed either depressed to no end or barely caring about the traffic at all.

It is hard to comprehend but the Matiz makes Twingo drivers look like they're winning at live and won the lottery.

>>17354903
What's the NA equivalent as I understood it's illegal to drive one here

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>>17357652
that Seat Leon seems to be taunting the Matiz

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>>17357685
Probably a Geo Metro

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>>17332276
Someone give me context on "illegal Twingos". Since it appears to be a screenshot of a monitor, what was the article originally talking about? How were the Twingos illegal?

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>>17330363
>when your Twingo drinks all your booze and hides in the bag like a bitch

>>17358504
they're not made for America, probably don't meet some of our odd standards. Nissan usually covers the market for Renault here.

oh hai
>>>/f/3253037

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>>17358915
Thank you, I was mildly entertained!

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>the lack of hp gets substituted with MADNESS

>...my other TOY has TITS

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>>17359706

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ass comparison

Hey guys I found a cool video abount a Twingo from a European channel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZfigbUWHRs

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>>17359882
>it's that video with that retard again

>>17334713
So they're being recruited for the police? Is this like a K-9 project?

>>17335548
THE TWINGO IS QT

YOU HEAR ME?

C U T E
U
T
E

>>17335564
Seriously though, why didn't they give the face to the newer model Twingos? I think the second model had a remnant of it, but the third didn't at all

newcomer from /f/, btw

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>>17360147
Welcome /f/riend

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>>17360147
>why didn't they give the face to the newer model Twingos?
Renault is trying DESPERATELY to be progressive and modern.

Taking that front end 1:1 to a new model would be completely against their strategy.
You also have to keep in mind that big investors also play a big role and investors have hardons for corporations that move FORWARD and they flip their shit if the maker dare to be more conservative even if the concept were proven to work really damn nicely.
On top of it, normies love aggressive looking cars it seems. Friendly and happy doesn't seem to work at the moment or at least designers are successful in making normies to want that shit.

Btw this is what it would look like if someone tried to make a modern Twingo1 as close as possible while keeping it modern as much as possible.

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>>17360184
If only they made the Twin Run concept a reality :'(

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>>17360184
It's a VW Up btw.

>>17360197
>waaah waaaaah
>RWD in a small hatch is SCURRYYYYYYY
>plz don't put more of dem hp into that tiny rear engined car

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*hides from u*

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you came to the wrong neighbourhood, modder fokkeur

>>17360183
Where the hood at?

>>17360184
I like the look of that desu

It's a shame, man

anyone in the usa own a twingoy?

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>>17361096
There is one Twingo in Illinois
No clue how this is possible

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>>17361122

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>>17361122
its like a tiny baby thats lost

>>17357427
That's a common modification for Smarts, and the new ones share their platform with the new Smart Forfour...

>>17358915
M E R C I
E
R
C
I

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>>17360184
The new one is a pretty smug lil cunt though. Not some angry jellybean.

>>17360235
>twingotuningforum.de
LOL

>>17354505
I need this

>>17361136

>Renault Laguna in Burgerland

What the fucking FUCK

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>>17361321

yeah, I'm glad they went the smugness path instead of making the twingo angry. it's the lesser evil

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Hello, fellow Twingos.
How are you today?

>>17362086
>>17361321
>>17360184
I'm very skeptical about le angry car meme.
Ask a few people you know and many will say they prefer happier cars too.
I think most people don't actually want the angry cars. They just eat what is put on their plate.

>>17362096
>They just eat what is put on their plate.
That's true.
On the other hand I've heard so many call the Twingo "gay looking" and they meant it in a negative way.
So I don't know how normalfags really think about cars. I guess many of them appreciate that their grocery getter looks aggressive so they can act like the person they're tailgating gets actually phased in any way by a constipated shitbox in his rearview mirror

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>>17362092
I am feeling fine, thank you and ... um, HONK HONK and mercy.

>>17329541
A little update. He says that his FD (as in a Keisuke, I have no idea how he managed to get one, prolly a hand me down) is "making weird noises" and "sometimes doesn't accelerate". I told him the dorito spinner is about to eat itself and he should get another car. Now how to I convince him to get a Twingo?

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>>17354912
>>17354505

>>17362134
>Now how to I convince him to get a Twingo?
Just don't.
Never ever "convince" anyone to get an used car. You will forever be the boogieman each and every time something breaks.

>>17362149
>Wat Night
I lol'd more at this for some unknown reason than I should have

>>17362160
He's gonna get another used car anyway, I just wanna meme him into getting a meme mobile.

>>17333404
I always get a warm tingle when people post my twingo pic.

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>>17362134

The final choice is his, don't force him to buy a car he won't like.

But you can see what OrangeTwingo said (>>17334974 >>17335004 >>17335015 ) It's a great cheap shitbox (don't know if it is the case for Memezuela) that does what it is asked and not more.
I'm currently looking to buy one in Frogland for the meme but Initiale ones aren't that cheap...

>>17362065

possibly:

>brought into the CA from MX and switched plates
>DMV bribe/error
>military/federal registration exemption
>registered as kit car/one off/similar vehicle/prototype

there's an enlisted guy near me who registered a mk2 focus rs on a military base somehow

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Has anyone in here ever tried to camp in one?

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swole twingo

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I used to hate twingos but now i wish i had gotten one

>>17366341
Do the gays drive these? If gays were a car, this is what I imagine they'd look like

>>17366571
gays hate twingos because they're not flamboyant and in your face enough for them

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>>17366571
Most gays are more into muscular, burly men

>>17366571
it begins with M and ends with iata

>>17335548
>>17335585
Don't worry m8, the corsa also is a memecar (in Spain)