>tailgates you

>>17322740
Slow down to 5mph below speed limit
Change lanes as he tries to pass
Kek knowing that my dick is bigger than his by a good 30%
piss him off then speed away

>>17322809
reality, small dicks play vigilante traffic trolls.

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>>17322817

Smallest dicks drive lifted trucks, you know it's true. Every one of them is a scrawny white trash manlet with steel toe boots and a TAPOUT shirt.

>>17322740
>allowing to be tailgated.

>>17322817
Beta cuck

>>17322826

I work at home depot and the guys that pull up in lifted trucks are almost always 6'2" or taller and easily 230+ lbs. Every once in a while a fat manlet will be driving but they're usually not to be fucked with

>>17322826
True
<lifted driver sees anything remotely japanese "ricer pos"

>>17322843


t. smalldicked manlet with a lifted POS

>>17322885

I drive a toyota camry dude

>>17322900

of course you do, it's not like people go on the internet and make up lies

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>>17322740
>turn on rear facing LED bar

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>>17322910

eat a dick, cocksniffer

>>17322847
>read this post
>drive lifted Ferd and real japanese car (rhd, kms, etc)
>wat do

>>17322990
ew, an xv40

>>17323033

faster than your bus, skippy

>>17322843
I know two people with lifted trucks -- 6'2 and 6'3 and one of them I know for a fact has a 9" dick no homo.

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>>17323048
Nah

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>>17323060
I'll need to see proof there partner.

>>17322740

> Grabs penny from cupholder and flips it through the sunroof

>>17323067

>he doesn't know about my few simple mods

lmao

Surprise the lifted truck thread turned for the gay

>>17323060
Know dick size for a fact kek

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>>17323083
When I'm on my bike, and this happens. Let's just say I keep a pocket full of ball bearings which I throw up in the air. Then book ass giggling like a faggot.

>>17323060
How many times have you sucked it?

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>>17322990

lol fucking faggot drives a Camry and works at Home Depot

sad!

>>17323181

broke college student, do not bully

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>>17323181
That's a nice picture...

>>17323126
More than you can afford, pal.

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>>17323190

You should start charging those guys money when you suck their dicks.

>>17323196

>>17323225
Fucking diamonds.

>>17323225
post more

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>>17323251
>>17323257

OK but you need to call this guy >>17323190
a faggot, I'm cyberbullying him.

>drive an MR-S
>brake and go right under the truck
psych! im going to fuck you baby! look at that i just flipped on the brakes, now im right behind you!

>>17323225

>he thinks I suck dick for free

lmao!

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>>17323273
Timestamps

>>17323285
>pssh... nothing personnel, kid.

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>>17322809
>>17322826
>>17322838
>>17323083

please do not encourage road rage.

>>17323190
toyotacuck

>>17323296

Timestamps for what you pasty idiot

>>17323312

faster than almost all other cuckmobiles on road, I'm happy with it m8 :)

>>17323181
I like the cutter scars. Tell me of your pain, woman.

>>17323313
I'm sorry please keep posting the girl.

>>17323181
>>17323225
>>17323273
This is going straight to the spank bank

>>17322740
>let him pass, he's late to his job at wal-mart.

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>>17323320

Camry is a pleb shitbox don't act like it isn't.

>>17323324

No, and I won't ask you about your uncle molesting you.

>>17323337

still faster than most other cars I encounter bucko. not sure why you're so asshurt about it

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>>17323343
You're the one on the defensive.

>>17323343

and? you're the bootybothered autist coming after me for no reason. do you own a bus pass by any chance?

>>17323337
Yummy. I wish my girlfriend looked more like you.

>>17323343
is it a 3.5 v6?

>>17323337
No one ever wants to hear about Uncle Fred.

>>17323343
I bet you blast eurobeat and pretending like your dagumi in your poverty tier shitbox.

>>17323360

yeh

>>17323371

actually the /o/ webms on /wsg/ made me hate eurobeat. also can't drift in fwd so no dagumi

>>17323029
There can only be one. Kill one of your children.

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>>17323371
>poverty tier shitbox.

Hahahaha!

>>17323353

I've never seen a hand with boobs.

>>17322740
>single lane Mercedes sandbagging
>slow down
>see coal shoot out
>speed up slightly and cuck them into an oncoming car
>repeat

>>17323379
Haha 4 real, she's really skinny and punk. B cup, I want to upgrade.

>>17323380

I tried doing this but they didn't take the bait

maintain the speed limit and let them fuck off

>>17323389
They only did it 3 times and on the last time they took the first turn off can't tell if they waited or not.

>>17322740
>break-check him because I drive a shitbox that barely runs and I'm ready to die

>>17323419
brake*

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>>17323419
I like your attitude. Fuck em

>>17323376
I remember getting btfo by a 3.5 v6 toyota in my x type and making me want a new car.

>>17322809
>30%
3 inches times 1.3 still isn't that big

>>17323428

they're pretty quick

with a couple of simple mawds they're even quicker

>>17322740
>move over to the right lane to let him pass

>>17323419
>be in front
>stab the ABS button

>>17323083
I never thought of that i learned a new purpose for my sunroof

>>17322817
This

>>17322740
Continue about my way at exactly the speed limit, no rearview so his lightbar flashing won't bother me, and if we happen to end up next to eachother at a light or same destination I'll call him out on being a fuckboy who will break the law by speeding but doesn't have the balls to pass me.

>>17323060
Thanks partner

>>17323067
Noice mate, need some Holden badges though.
I'm thinking of getting one, but I don't know if I should get white like my current Commodore.

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>speed up 30km/hr then slow back down too 10 below speed limit
>start swerving all over the road
>take my turns at 40km/hr
>brake checks

Fuck out the way bitch

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>tailgate covers your shitty LED headlamps
>brake suddenly
>CRASH

HMM HMM HMM you weakling, you will spend the rest of your life paying off my damaged tail light and bumper *TOYOTATAXESYOURINSURANCE*

Fool.

>Entering city
>Two lanes and speed limit is 70km/h
>Going to turn left at intersection 400meter further up
>Change to the left lane
>Shitbag speeding behind me catch up 20 sec later, and start flashing his lights and honk his horn
>Just shake my head and ignore him
>He aggresively overtakes me on the right, and flips me off
>Fucking lel
>Pull up at intersection in the left swing lane with him right beside me
>Out of the corner of my eye I can see he opens his window and start yelling at me
>Keep ignoring him until just before the light goes green
>Turn my head and smile and wave
>He flips his shit and throw his coffee cup at me
>Miss by a mile
>Laugh my ass off and go my merry way

Three minutes later I turned in at my workplace, and while the gate was closing behind me, I saw him come in on the same drive way.
Imagine being so angry at something so trivial you are actually willing to start rage stalking somebody.

>>17324092
>I saw him come in on the same drive way

Maybe he works there too. Maybe he's your new boss.

>>17322740
I usually slow down for any tailgater, no matter how what vehicle it is. I lean back, fire up my vape and get comfy :)

>Brake check him so he rear ends me
>Wait for Police
>Oh he must have been texting
>Fags insurance goes way up
>Get new car
>Profit

>>17324894
>he has dashcam
>doesnt have phone
>witnesses all around
>you get fucked

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>>17322740
I usually drive 5 over the speed limit like a normal fucking person and speed up if the lane is open ahead of me. What is this "tailgating" you speak of?

I must look really funny driving the way I do in an Xterra with a bike rack, holographic dove sticker, and a sticker my sister got for good grades in elementary school. Used to be my mom's car.

>>17325316
I've been tailgated going 200 km/h on a 2-lane Autobahn while overtaking trucks going 80 km/h
These pricks really expect you to slow down to 80 because they want to go 210

>>17325338
I'm a proud resident of the United States. We don't have an autobahn here, so I can't relate.

All I know is that I hate slow idiots. Everyone else is doing 10 (that's miles per hour, Europoors) over the speed limit. Why are you going 5 under if your car has twice the horsepower of my underpowered milk carton?

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>>17325375
The speed limit is a maximum, not a minimum.
It's entirely legal to go a bit under.
Maybe get your blood pressure checked :)

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>>17325375
Look at this autist hving a mwltdown

>>17325390
>>17325382
Are you red-blooded Americans driving on American roads? Why do I get the feeling you're not? I'm sure my fellow red-blooded Americans are also familiar with the fact that nobody drives the speed limit. We have freedom to exercise and places to be.

>slow down
>keep slowing down
>oh he's changing lanes
>downshift and floor it
>match the speed of the car next to me further up ahead
>hold it for a minute or two
>overtake
>change lane
>immediately take the exit ramp
>pop a chub thinking about the impotent rage exploding in the truck

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>>17322826
what constitutes a lifted truck? what about like a 2" lift? is there a minimum for small benis territory?

>>17325856
Truck lift and genitalia dimensions are inversely proportional.

Mine was lifted when I bought it, like 100mm.
I need to get some slightly shorter springs 'cause it's all stiff and horrible at the moment.

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>>17325390
>can't even spell

I think you're the one having a meltdown

>>17325464
Freedom to drive comfortably slow :)

>>17324972
>downshifting
>pulling e-brake

Both of these will not make your lights come on.

brake check

>>17326326
>doesn't understand trying to kill someone is a crime
If he has dash cam, that's even stronger evidence, and can fetch a much heavier fine, and possibly jail.

>>17326869

it's not illegal to downshift. what is illegal is following someone too closely to allow you to brake before hitting them.

why do you idiots not understand, if you rear end someone, it's ALWAYS YOUR FAULT

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>>17322740
I catch fire as a defensive mechanism

>>17326923
However, it is you who cannot truly say when someone is tailgating you or not. Too many idiots like you think there is someone tailgating, only to start a road rage incident without real provocation. I've seen it way too often. Riding with a guy who started brake checking a car behind us, hard. I protested, he said "I can't see their headlights, they're too close." His mistake, he's driving a tall F250. The car would've had to be back 50 yards in a 35 zone.

Then there's the many times I've had someone brake check me, and I wasn't even close enough to need brakes. I simply lifted off the gas. Idiots pick some stupid rule to determine tailgating, and they're usually very wrong. And why more drivers should get dash cams for idiots like you. Downshifting to cause a crash is illegal.

>>17327537

Wrong. It's very easy to discern a 3-second following distance from anything less. If the person ahead of you mashes the brakes suddenly and you hit them, it's your fault. I'll make this very simple for you, tard. It is YOUR responsibility to maintain proper following distance, nobody else's. Get fucked.

>Downshifting to cause a crash is illegal

Nobody downshifts to "cause a crash" you mong.

>>17322740
I laugh at him for having such a small liftkit.

Rule of thumb:

Minium distance = speedometer/2000

100 km/h => minimum distance 50m
62 mph => minimum distance 0.03 miles

That's what they teach in Gerrman driving schools

>>17329411
Same here in Denmark. Not that anybody does it, however.

>>17329411
First of all they don't teach miles in German driving schools. That would be insane. Secondly I don't know how 100/2000 equates 50. The actual saying is "halber Tacho" - half the speedometer (in kph) in meters. The imperial equivalent would be the mph reading but in yards.

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>>17322740
Funny thing is Iceland is probably the only country in the world where half of the population actually needs modified cars like that

>>17329411
I've heard 2 second stopping distance over here

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>>17323067
>tells others they have small dicks
>drives a gas guzzling full size V8

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>>17323048
It's a bus in weight only.

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>>17330055
I didn't bring up dicks, my first post in this thread is this one.
>>17323033

It actually gets pretty decent fuel economy if you stay out of the throttle though. Call direct injection a meme all you want, but it's about 9000 times more fuel efficient than my carbureted SBC veeate.

I drive a lifted ram and im 6'4 fatty with a penis large enough to rip through pussy with an ease

>>17329711
100km/2000

Good job.

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>>17322809
Fucking this, fuck aggressive bro truck/ute faggots

>also, accelerate when he tries to overtake

Maximum keks

>>17323081
Post more of that doggo so I can save before you're b&.

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*moves over*
*maintains speed*
*moves back over when they're gone*

Nothx bro I don't want to fucking die in a pissing contest with a tiny dicked dudebro with a budding beerbelly, have a nice fucking day.

Despite your safety ratings (fuck, half of you drive 90s shitboxes with -3 star ratings for collisions against modern soccer mom tanks) you can still die in lots of gruesome ways when you get involved in blocking, tailgating, brake checking idiocy.

You think you're manly by slowing down and matching people's speed because lol i'm a box i take up space. Someday, someone will call your bluff because their box has more mass and takes up more space. I've seen it happen. No, the passive-aggressive faggot trying to feel even more powerful than the aggressive faggot trying to feel powerful does not react in time. Ever. They're too busy being smug to notice that they're about to receive an amateur pit manuever and flip over a concrete median and roll through opposing traffic.

Carfags, seriously, grow some sanity

>one second following distance
>ITS OKAY MY CAR IS RATED FOR SAFETY, THE IIHS SAYS I CAN HIT A STATIONARY SOLID OBJECT (WITH MY BUMPER) GOING 50MPH AND ONLY GET A CONCUSSION
>brake checks to <45mph
>gets roof and head taken off by a lifted truck tailgating at 75mph

>>17329730
2 second if you are dagumi and driving in peak mental condition like you "should"

allow 5 seconds because you are not dagumi, are dazed and tired, and don't practice panic stops despite your shitbox with sikk drilled rotors lacking ABS

>>17330124
>expecting cager cuckolds to think rationally

>>17330182
People in general are completely unaware of their mortality. Motorcycles, cars, trucks. It's the people on them acting like animals that can't think ahead.

When I see road ragers doing shit like what's described in these threads I see cattle sticking their necks through a guillotine to get to the oats on the other side.

>>17323067
Nice car anon

>>17322843
I have never met a guy with a lfited truck or fuckhueg SUV taller than 5'9" dude, and if he was over 200lbs it was because he was fat.

Some people want a lift, so they get a truck. Some people want a truck and get a lift because they're tall enough for the added bed height to not matter given their usual cargo and it looks cool. There's a stark difference between the two types.

You can tell which truck is owned by which by the presence of steps and a distinct lack of cords, chains, ropes, and tarps stuffed under the seats.

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>>17324866
This desu. My (as of yesterday) ex lives in CT so I had plenty of fun with shitty soccer moms in their crossovers. Nothing is more satisfying then watching a toasty roasty lose her shit at you as you blow sikk clouds

>>17330223

my anecdote vs yours m8

>>17323081
Mmmmm

>tfw drive a 03 f250
>always go like 15 above speed limit
>hyundias always go slow af on the road i live on, 40 on a 45 whrre most go 60+
>tailgate so hard they pull over out of nowhere and i just floor it past them

Am i a bad person

>>17333526
not really
maybe a bit of a jerk

>>17324866
>>17330387
\/ /\/

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>>17322740
Take a hairpin turn at the posted limit and watch it flip on my rearview

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these shitty trucks arent seen at all in yurop
however
I wouldnt have a reason to be worried as soon as I get pic related

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>>17336047
Best era of Suburban. Well and maybe the one before it.

I have to ask as a Burger, how many of those things made it over there? I know XJ jeeps were semi popular over in the UK, but what other old SUV's made it, I remember shitting a brick when I saw pic related in a Nurburgring vid.

>>17336083
all generations of Subbies before the 7th were fucking A+.
I know there's a few over here in france, but there's more in belgium and germany in general.
They're expensive tho, count just under 9k for a clean one that can take the road anytime.

>>17322826
Sacramento, California. Very accurate. It's either a manlet who looks 15 or a fat beer belly'd hick.

>>17336047
square body suburbans are GOAT tier. my wife's boss has a yard full of square body chevys and one of his suburbans is an awesome DD/tow pig that also seats 8 for when the company goes out for lunch. (they have like a dozen employees) I came extremely close to buying a 3/4 ton 4x4 4spd 454 suburban on craigslist with a sweet patina but I couldnt justify it at the time living in an apartment with no garage or space to put trailers n sheit

>>17336149
>I came extremely close to buying a 3/4 ton 4x4 4spd 454 suburban on craigslist with a sweet patina but I couldnt justify it
I'd fucking punch a baby to justify buying something like that.
That'd be my fucking dream DD, god help me.

Didn't read thread but every time I'm tailgated it's always a truck, and if they follow then I just stomp on the gas and embarrass them.

The worst part is now in wondering what they're thinking, like do they think they "scared me off?" In my mind, no, you challenged me by following, so see if you can keep up, and I dusted you. I know it's autistic.

This takes skill on the highway, but it's incredibly easy if it's a pass or something

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>>17336186
>get tailgated by some brand new Audi
>pushing 110 on a 90 road
>shit is pretty twisty
>know the road and my '91 shitbox very well
>keep my speed as I take the turns
>he slows down like a bitch
always puts a smile on my face.

>>17336198
Automatic cars I find are difficult to manage in turns at high speed. I can manipulate my own car and take the inside line to handle over/understeer, but driving an automatic all you can modulate is the throttle.

I don't know why people even bother trying to play cat and mouse if they know they can't hang in an automatic. Unless I'm just incredibly bad at driving auto.

>>17323083
Thats brilliant anon! I always settled with just using the windscreen washer and watched how tailgaters started keeping a distance and wiping their windshields, but this is 10 times better.

>>17336220
I dunno if you've noticed I was speaking kmh, not mph, bruh

>>17336130
What you doing around here ese. I'm near the rancho Cordova library lol

>>17336249
Same thing, fast is fast. Iirc that's about 60 some in mph. I'm just relating to you because lots of times I really do leave people in the dust, or I'll catch up to someone and have to wait on them while they take turns at 10 under the limit. I'm thinking it has to do with the transmission, because I myself cannot seem to push some automatic cars as hard as I can standard

>>17336269
Autotragic is a hindrance except on the most modern cars, but I'm sure a V6 TDI quattro Audi A6 with something like 330hp should be able to smoke a '91 R25 TD with barely 70hp.
It's just that the driver was a limp-dicked faggot more than anything.

>>17336220
>Automatic cars I find are difficult to manage in turns at high speed.

why? you just brake and drop a gear or two, depending on the corner, steer and increase throttle.

>but driving an automatic all you can modulate is the throttle.

the automatics i have driven / owned all had paddles where you could select gears manually or you could pull / push the stick to change gears. feels really satisfying. i want to add that they all were mercs, every other car i owned was manual so i dont have any experience with any other automatic transmission except with mercs.

>>17336118
>Check 9k Euros in Ameribux
>$10K for a fucking Suburban

Jesus christ. You can have a decent 7th gen over here for half that, less usually. Makes sense I assume there's not allot there. Agreed on the everything 7th and back were great, downhill since, though I don't mind 8th generations either, but I'd rather a Tahoe if I got one of those.

>>17336308
I'm not going to pretend I'm an eclectic driver but all the auto transmissions I've been in were basically just "select D, hit throttle," I do know that slap stick is a different game though.

>>17336335
Yeah, prices are stupid high. And the most of them you find have the 6.2 diesel, since the 6.5 TD is outlawed here for some dumb fucking reason, and the few gas ones there are are either 305s or 350s.

>>17324845
call hr on him.

>>17322826
Racist trash

>>17337303
One I owned was the 305, it wasn't bad but, well it was lethargic even by suburban standards, but it did what it could do.

"Yes hi I'd like to report a dangerous, possibly drunk driver who is tailgating and driving aggressively. It's a white Chevy pickup with a lift kit and no front license plate driving on _____ road."

Was that so hard?

>>17330223
ive read this post over and over again and i cant understand what you're saying

"some people want a lift, so they get a truck"
what the fuck are you on? heroin?

>>17333526

Yeah, you're kind of a faggot.

>>17336250
Near arden mall, where actual eses live top kek.

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>>17322740
I think that wouldn't bother me at all.

>>17322740
Had a deal just like this last night

>Guy in a jacked up Holden Jackaroo
>Comes flying up behind me (i'm already doing 10 over)
>Speeds up behind then brakes late
>Tailgates
>Moves over into the next lane
>Tailgates the dude while revving his car up
>Constantly runs up behind people, slows down then does it again

Biggest cunt i've witnessed driving

>>17336250
>I'm near the rancho Cordova library
lel i used to live in Rancho, i'm sorry

>>17339055
>arden mall
i feel sorry for you too

>>17323060

How the fuck do you know your friend's dick size accurately