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>>>/facebook/

What the fuck

can't wait until EV pickups catch up and can embarrass coal rollers at towing and stoplight races

>>17308118
*battery undergoes conflagration immediately *

>>17307912
>Manhood means driving a literally inefficiently running vehicle to look like a fagtron in front of high school girls while leaving a Florida Georgia Line ft. Nelly and Chase Rice buttfuck fest.

I only drive a Chevy 1500 and you faggots even embarrass me and make me want to sell my truck.

Fucking go die.

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>>17307912
just get a 1st gen cummins, they aren't computer controlled and roll coal anyways without tuning, have a 12 valve cummins so they're bullet proof, and they look 10x better than any truck you posted
pic related

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>>17308185
ALl YuO gOtTa Do iS TuRN tHe SkReW!

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>there are actually people who define their manhood through a stupidly large vehicle creating pointless and unnecessary pollution
Whaddup, shrivel dicks?

>>17307912
Why do people intentionally run their diesels rich making them blow out excessive black smog?
seems like a stupid thing to do unless you want to lower the life of your engine while decreasing performance...

>>17308225
because then how are they supposed to pick up underaged girls?

>>17308231
The same way I do, by running faster than them, not like 8 year olds are very fast

>>17308225
It mostly goes like this:
>liberals want to protect the environment
"APE SMASH fuck u environment to stick it to teh gay terrorist communist liberuhl muslim faggots"

Reminder that they literally do it for attention

>When nobody in the pickup truck community likes coal rollers except for coal rollers

Please hang yourself.

>>17307912
>Where my coal rollin bros at?

In a cancer ward hopefully

>>17308873
everyone dose everything for attention you JDM weeaboo

i swear to fucking god i hate truck fags
this happened to me yesterday

>following a truckfag down a single lane backroad
>truckfag is speeding up and slowing down while im traveling at a moderate pace
>thinks im tailgating and proceeds to become enraged redneck
>attempts to blacksmoke me at every stop and go off the side of the road to kick up gravel

>>17308941
Nevada: http://www.smogspotter.com/
California: https://www.arb.ca.gov/enf/complaints/smoke.htm
Texas: https://www.tceq.texas.gov/airquality/mobilesource/vetech/smokingvehicles.html
Utah: https://deq.utah.gov/ProgramsServices/programs/air/mobilesource/smokingcar.htm
New Mexico: https://www.cabq.gov/environmentalhealth/vehicle-emissions-testing/report-smoking-vehicle
Colorado: https://www.colorado.gov/pacific/cdphe/smoking-vehicle-hotline

>>17308992
im from ohio. Ill take a look and see if i can find something like that. But trucks here are a dime a dozen, literally everywhere

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>>17307912
Daily reminder that coal rolling is illegal in most areas, and to record and report license plate numbers to the local authorities.

>>17308185
sorry bout the small penis

The only people replying to these threads are butthurt projecting weebs

Do Americans really drive shitty trucks?

>>17307912
coal rolling is for city cowboy faggots. Stop making us southerners look bad.

>>17309010
Fuck off ya fucking cuck...

>>17309010
Bootlicking faggot. How about teach them a lesson yourself if they piss you off so bad?

>>17309818
>filename
kek

>>17309862
We don't live in the wild west and neither you nor I are sheriffs.

>>17309818
>that irratic braking
Americans confirmed for absolutely clueless drivers.

>>17308206
>there are people so obsessed with dicks that everything they see reminds them of cock

>>17308904
Better yet, they can just gas themselves with their own exhaust. Finally a use for those god awful shitbuckets.

>>17308941
guess you shouldn't have tailgated him them fag

>>17309818
Muh lungs

>>17309818
lel, usually i think rolling coal on people is nigger tier behavior but fuck those fags blocking a lane for some dumb protest

>>17309889
go be retarded somewhere else

>>17309446
They're also willing to vote against their own interests if it means pissing off someone who lives hundreds to thousands of miles away.

>>17309882
Fag

>>17310020
Got anything else to say?

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>>17309862
>haha I'm acting like a shitbag
>oh no people are pissed because I act like a shitbag

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>>17308255

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Only acceptable car to roll coal in is a diesel German car

>>17310310
Absolutely not, it's starkly contrarian to the pragmatic nature of the car.

I am satisfied knowing they are destroying their vehicles and lungs at an exponential rate. I'll deal with a bit of smog and pass them up with ease.

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>Hahahaha that's hilarious

>>17308808
Petrol engines produce more CO2 so i just rev the piss out of my gas cars

Global warming is a good thing in my eyes anyways

>no more fag bears
>good weather, at least for me
>shit weather for people i don't like
>the possibility of an early ice age for europe is literally cool

>>17310416
Earth technically has been an ice age for a long time now.


Anyway you fucks need to realize something, literally everyone thinks you have a small dick if you drive around in a lifted truck.

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>>17310356
>tfw lost virginity in a prius

>>17308225
They rarely do that. At least here in one of the brotruck capitals of the world. They "crank up the fuel" to make more power but do this on a stock turbo which can't keep up. It's basically how you make power on a diesel and even though they roll coal they can still be scary quick for 7000lbs.

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>>17310570
protip. They don't think you're Ron Jeremy in a stanced Miata either.

Why are republicans such children?

>>17310356
>7000 likes on facebook by people who use the word "libtard" on a daily basis

>>17311389
>protip. They don't think you're Ron Jeremy in a stanced Miata either.
Thanks but i don't own a stanced Miata.
If I'm going to have a V8 It'll be burning gas in a car.

>>17311372
>They "crank up the fuel" to make more power
But drowning the cylinders with fuel will reduce power and worsen MPG

>they can still be scary quick for 7000lbs.
That's the gearing nobody bothers to change which favors the low side for pulling loads.

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>tfw no turbodiesel Excursion

>>17310356

>I get 60mpg what do you get?

>statutory rape charges

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>>17308141
i drive subcompact because huge dick

>>17312401
poor*

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>>17307912
>your
>we''ll

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>>17309862
>mfw I report every coalburner faggot I see.
Have fun...... bros

>>17312409
poor but i have huge dick so i still win

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>>17312711
at what?
Bitches only care about money not dicks.
Proof:

>>17307912
The only guys i ever see rolling coal are the guys with sparkly pants, tapout shirts with beer guts or the entirety of the home depo department store worth of a tool bag.

Tell them Rudolf Diesel was a socialist