BMW 8 Series

No v12, no care.

sure, but i dont intend on buying one because i can't afford it

what i can afford though, is an e31. And im going to get one soon.

>>17289569
They're making an M car for it.

>>17289533
Shitty angry modern car design

>>17289533
No. Not at all.

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Car looks like ass. That design will be outdated in 3 years. Contrast that POS with the old 850 that will continue to be a classic design for the next 100 years.

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>>17289740
I don't think it broke the mold or wowed anyone, but I don't think it looks like ass.

>>17289864
This.
It looks good, but that's the strongest word I'd use. Nothing to break your neck over but not awful.

>>17289533
>asking a board of underage fags if they are excited about a new car they won't be able to afford for the next 10 years

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Hyped about a concept? NO

Hyped about the real deal? Hell, yeah.

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>>17289898
Oh, I'm sorry, we should have another shitbox thread. Let's talk more about $3k civics.

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>>17289985
I don't like the design of most modern cars. I don't like driver assists, I don't like iPads in the dash. I don't like padestrian safety standards ruining the styling of vehicles. I can appreciate feats of modern engineering and things. But new cars just don't interest me.

>>17289533
let me gusss.$120,000

>>17289740
I wanted one of these but went with a 1 series instead. Did I make a mistake?

>>17289533
That's one slick looking car. Will it compete with the S65?

>>17289864
Wow thats a nice Lexus RC, I mean Q60

>>17290204
Your car is faster, more reliable, safer, more efficient. I think you won besides the 1 series being the ugliest bmw ever

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>>17289533
>8-Series
>no V12
>gets 6cyl instead

Why does this car even exist?

what's the point of this car if the 6 series exists, or is supposed to compete with the s class coupe?

>>17291602
The 6 Series coupe is dead.

>>17291633
so is the 8 replacing the 6 series or is it going to be a s class coupe rival? a website says it's a rival, others say it's a replacement.

>>17291707
Beats me, but seems like the upcoming 8 series is basically BMW taking the 6 series upmarket.

>getting hyped over a car 99.99% of this board will never be able to afford in the near future.

>>17291707
>so is the 8 replacing the 6 series

Yes. Just like it did the first time back in '89.

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>Merc S Coupe knockoff

>>17291811
>S coupe is a E31 knockoff

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>>17291815
>old shitbox bmw relates to the s coupe somehow other than just general arrangement

>>17291874
MB built the CL as an 8 series competitor 3 years after the e31, CL was then rebranded as the S coupe.

>>17291882
>the e31 was the first 2+2 seater
The success of the S Coupe is what is bringing the 8 series back.

Apparently barby-cars are popular

>>17291920
>The success of the S Coupe is what is bringing the 8 series back.

More like the failure of the 6 is what's bringing back the 8. The 6 was already the S coupe competitor.

>>17291928
Maybe. The 6 is a cuckmobile. That thing should require truck plates it drives so poorly.

I think the ultimate problem BMW has is they just have a bunch of their garbage out on lease figured with inflated residuals. I don't see how they can keep this up. At some point all these shitboxes come on the used market, and there are only so many thots.

how do i gf in bmw

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>>17292725
splash coffee on roasties when you drive by them. if you can blast phil collins while you do it even better

>>17290161
>I don't like safety
Let me guess, modern safeties are only for bad drivers and you're never going to crash?

>>17289569
///M860i ///M Performance xDrive is confirmed bro

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>>17292731
I CAN FEEL IT

>>17292731
hey I got the same trash and recycle bins. maybe I can be a supreme gentleman too :o)

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>>17292731

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>>17292731
I was friends with a Chad in high school that used to dump water on roasties out the window of his car. They'd laugh and fuck him a week later. If I ever did that I'd probably end up in jail.

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>>17289533

>Be BMW
>Have shit brakes
>Have totally uninspiring engines, despite Ford and GM still making monster NA motors
>Have the design carification of a fucking briefcase

Nothing to see here. Move a long faggots.

>>17289533
when did bmw start making spaceships ?

>>17293312
right after ur mum took a shit in my mouth and i enjoyed it

>>17289533
nice
>>17289864
still looking good
>>17289985
and dropped
looks only marginally better than lexus' retarded grill

>>17289864
Side profile looks way better than front and rear.

>>17289864
Nice Lexus LC

>>17289533
No, because from the front and side it looks like the bastard child of a maserati and a mustang, from the rear it's just a catastrophe, and no V12.

>>17289583
So? It'll just be another bloated looking awful sounding disappointment like the M3.

>>17292879
///Stop
///This
///Shit

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>20 feet long
>now BMW's LeMans racer

Is GTE turning into GT1?