>muscle car
>owner not muscular
>race car
>owner can't run fast
>>17269666
>sports car
>owner doesn't play sports
>truck
>owner doesn't even have a job
>hatchback
>owner doesn't use the trunk space
>van
>owner never rapes anyone
>>17269666
Trips checked,
>race car
>owner can't run fast
Nascar might have some fatties but most other racing series you have to stay pretty healthy.
oh and
>OP's on a car forum
>doesn't own a car.
>want to go faster
>downshift
>want to go slower
>still downshift
I love these threads
>drive on parkway
>park on driveway
>seat belt
>not actually a belt around your waist but a sash that goes across your body and over your thighs
>>17269692
fpbp
>buy insurance in case I damage other people's property
>also need uninsured motorist coverage
>rear view mirror
>its in the front
agree, always some twink getting out of a mercedes or bmw. where are your muscles black v neck and gold jewelry. at least look the part
t. slav
>crown Victoria
>isn't Queen Victoria's crown
>windshield wiper fluid
>doesn't actually wipe your windows, just lubricates them and loosens dirt
>>17269666
>race car
>driver is out of shape
this actually is a bit of a problem. being in good physical condition can be pretty important for your performance depending on what motorsports youre participating in
>>17269679
I rape people but I dont have a van
>mud flaps
>used to prevent snow, water, rocks etc from hitting car behind you
>never see mud
>>17269767
does your ws6 get bitches wet
>>17269766
>>17269788
If my nigga lost 40 pounds it would give him a measurable advantage desu
>>17269781
No but the gasoline does
>>17269679
I drive a hatch and my trunk is used all the time.
>owns pony car
>not a pony
>Owns a coupe
>Doesn't have a toupe
>>17269666
>race car
>owner isn't racist
>>17270803
oh shit :^)
>>17269666
>person has a sports car
>person never does anything "sporty" with the car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE
>>17269781
Do you have that screencap?
>>17271076
OC
>>17269774
I don't know what kind of mud flaps you have that never see mud, mine seem to always be covered in tons of it. But, that might be because when I drop a friend off down his dirt road I drive back like I'm in a Group B rally car.
>>17269666
>pony car
>owner not a pony
>driving a 86
>can't drift
>>17269696
newfag spotted.
>>17269666
>Owns a Miata
>isn't a flaming homosexual
>drives an 86
>isnt 86 years old
>ford focus
>driver constantly distracted
>Corvette
>Car only handles like a boat, does not float or provide fleet assistance for battleships and carriers
>Vw Golf
>Driver plays Lacrosse instead