>he doesn't roll coal
what are you, a faggot?
>>17262408
I envy the respect of my peers, colleagues, and mentors too much to do something like this whether inside the city or on the farm.
So the answer is no. I am not a faggot.
Stop making this thread, no one likes coal rollers.
>revving up to 5k
Lol no thanks
>>17262408
Roll coal in a diesel Audi.
You get to roll coal and hang out with the cool kids. win win!
I want a diesel brotruck just to roll coal on faggot bicyclist that don't stay in single file
>>17262408
black smoke is wasted power.
my cock is bigger than 5 inches, there is no need.
>>17262408
Watching people roll coal on hybrids and protesters is hilarious. Pretty much the only time I approve of that douchy behavior.
>>17262537
This
>what are you, a faggot?
No, I just disabled the EGR.
https://youtu.be/EltSjeemFz0
>tfw it was burning 6 gallons of oil a day at this point and burnt through the 2 year old muffler
>USMC
All it does is dirty up your car and make people think something is wrong with it. When your passenger truck smokes more than a semi, you have an issue no matter how self-inflicted it is.
burn the coal, pay the toll
t. /pol/
Report coal rollers. Take a picture of the license plate and the smoke. Fines are up to $5000, depending on the state.
Nevada: http://www.smogspotter.com/
California: https://www.arb.ca.gov/enf/complaints/smoke.htm
Texas: https://www.tceq.texas.gov/airquality/mobilesource/vetech/smokingvehicles.html
Utah: https://deq.utah.gov/ProgramsServices/programs/air/mobilesource/smokingcar.htm
New Mexico: https://www.cabq.gov/environmentalhealth/vehicle-emissions-testing/report-smoking-vehicle
>>17264221
Oh shit. Time for vigilante mode!
>>17262408
No, I have controllable low boost fueling and I'm not a dipshit.
>>17264233
Bonus points for wearing a dudebro outfit, approaching the coal roller, congratulate and compliment him, ask him to show off the best smoke he got, film it, and send the video to the government :^)
>>17264221
Does Florida have that law too?
>>17264257
Google, post the link if you find it, so it can be added to the pasta
>>17264221
wow i'm kinda surprised texas has one, but i guess i really shouldn't be for how huge the state is.
>saved the link
:^)
>>17264263
To be fair, the Texas laws are very weak. No huge fines.
>>17264261
Nada so far. All I can find is that the feds don't like it, so there's some possibility there.
Colorado: https://www.colorado.gov/pacific/cdphe/smoking-vehicle-hotline
>>17264221
>What Happens After a Vehicle is Reported?
>The extent of the action taken by the TCEQ regarding smoking vehicle reports is the mailing of a notification letter to the registered owners of the reported vehicles.
kek.
>>17264221
t. commiefornian
go suck some gay silicone valley cock faggot
>>17264252
Need to pickup a monster energy hat and some sort of gym t-shirt. Maybe some temp tattoos around my bicep.
You're a genius anon
>>17262408
im not a dicklet
>>17262408
I roll coal in my european Golf 3 TDI shitbox
>>17264348
No, I'd rather report coal rollers :-)
I burn gas you cock gobbeler.
>look at how much fuel I am wasting
>look at how much money I am wasting
>look at how much potential power I am wasting
>look at me being retarded.
>>17265225
look at the poorfag and laugh. coal rollers are true automotive enthusiasts