>big car >big house >big wife >big kids

>>17258304
big bull as well.

Truck owners loved getting cucked

>paying for healthcare

Why do Amerifats love trucks so much? I get their utility benefits, but what the fuck does an average person haul in such quantities that he needs a vehicle the size of a school?

>>17258311
>need
SHALL

HOUSE REAL BIG
CARS REAL BIG
BELLY REAL BIG
ERRYTHING REAL BIG

>>17258320
Just because you can doesn't mean you have to. Private life, as is enterprise, is a game of economy.

>>17258326
This is exactly what came to mind when I read OP.

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>>17258311
>>17258335
Comfy and useful for the one time you need it every six months.

If you've never driven a full size American pickup on an American highway you'll never understand these things

>>17258355
I usually rent the things I only need once or twice a year. Cheaper and less of a headache.

>>17258311
>>17258366
its apart of american culture and alot of people in the midwest need trucks

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>>17258366
Some people need it. Some people enjoy it. Like I said, you will never understand this coming from a culture where all resources are much more limited.

Europeans are always caught up on the word, "need." We don't as much do what we need, we do what we want. No one "needs" a sports car, but you still love them.

>>17258402
Sport cars are fun to drive. What good are trucks?
Obviously your truck's an exception though.

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>>17258304
I see this picture and all that comes to mind is Asuka getting railed and spitroasted by two huge American hicks

>>17258413
Most trucks are fun to drive just because of size.

You're still ignoring the point. Your brain is wired based on what's useful to you.

I can't understand why people spend thousands of dollars on a collection of Jordans, but I get that in some culture they bring the individual some value and enjoyment

>>17258402
What bothers me about trucks is that most of the owners justify them through practicality even though they barely use them for anything. At least have the balls to straight up admit you just like them for the cowboy image.

Also I don't think Americans have as much of a claim to fulfill their wants as they think they do. Collectively you're a trillion dollars in debt for cars and your public utilities like roads are falling apart after decades of tax cuts and Reaganomics. It's gonna be a rude awakening if you don't stop acting like spoiled cunts and focus on the important things of spending really soon.

>>17258428
I understand that there are irrational things that bring people joy for some reason, but I'm still gonna call out people who spend thousands of Jordans or drive huge trucks when they have never towed anything or went offroading.

>>17258431
Hi try and use that argument in the real world, I'm sure you'll get a lot of traction.

And as a European, you really don't understand how they work here. 80 percent of the trucks on the road are used. If it's used once a month, it's pretty much worth it. That being said, if you drive on a road here, you'll notice that the majority of these vehicles are actually being used for work.

>>17258443
How do you know if they've never towed anything? Or helped a friend move? You don't.

It's like the Arab who buys a Bugatti but has been gone faster than a hundred. He's a pussy, but at the end of the day it doesn't matter what I think about how others live their life. Only those who want a central economy want to dictate how others live and use the resources they earn

>>17258389
People in the midwest work 9-5 office jobs.

SUVs with trailers are more practical for everything.

>>17258454
>How do you know if they've never towed anything?
Well I didn't really mean it to be taken so literally. Stop nitpicking, I know you understand what I'm trying to say.

I'm not trying to dictate anything, it's just weird and stupid that so many people buy something that has no advantages over, let's say a sedan.

>>17258454
>Hi try and use that argument in the real world, I'm sure you'll get a lot of traction.
So people are too stupid to listen, therefore it's not an argument. Nice argument.

>>17258467
SUVs aren't practical at all.
Stop projecting your numale lifestyle.

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>>17258454
>How do you know if they've never towed anything?
You can use cars for towing all but the most retardedly big things in the developed world (>inb4 muh fifth wheel toy hauler), and they won't be useless bricks the other 95% of the time.

>Or helped a friend move?
Rent a box truck, it's cheaper than driving a truck for five years so you can move in it once. And it's the better moving vehicle, too. You may have noticed that actual movers use box trucks.

>>17258473
>towimng capacity of a light truck (inb4 HURR IF UR NOT TOWAN AN EARTH MOVER OR A LITERAL YACHT UR A NUMALE)
>covered cargo area and seating capacity of a van

It's only numale if your wife made you get it

It's not numale if you made your wife sell her prius and get a second SUV.

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>>17258467
You need to think about America in a macro sense. Our country is relatively new to the world, and we have more wide open empty space for growth than yurop could dream of. So we build shit there. Construction I'm America is one of the most vibrant economic sectors for a reason, with a massive people involved in building and maintaining stuff. Trucks are by default the best vehicle for the trade here, we have vans but, they're barely used in comparison.

>>17258470
No you just look like a whiney dude who's trying to tell people how to live their lives. That's not going to work.

>>17258485
Once again, like a typical European, you're going back to the need argument. And that's a pussy trailer, most here look like this and are filled with a few thousand pounds worth of equipment. Try doing that with an Audi, and being able to host grab shit out of the bed.

>>17258499
>egomanically drive your country to ruins
>IT'S MY LIFE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT STOP TELLING ME ANYTHING

>>17258499
I don't think anyone here has a problem with construction companies using trucks 2bh

>>17258509
America is about individual freedom
Europe is about collective freedom

Example:
In Germany, vehicles have to drive in the rightmost lane. There are steep fines for driving in the left lane when not overtaking. This decreases personal freedom but increases collective freedom (left lanes are often free).

In the US, everyone drives in whatever fuck the lane they want. More personal freedom but 2x as many people die in traffic accidents

>>17258519
So Americans are retards? Tell me something new.

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>>17258304
trucks owners are similar to females which drive suvs. both are afraid to drive in a regular sized vehicle. believing they always have the right of way. and pass anything smaller than them because it threatens their minuscule masculinity.

in their mind they are safe from other vehicles because they are 8ft in the air with 4 giant rubber bumpers in between them with aftermarket metal pushbars and bumpers.
when they are not larping as a humvee in baghdad iraq they are crossing into the opposing traffic lane, pulling ghost trailers and tailgating people.

>>17258511
>He thinks construction workers get company trucks
That's like foremans and supervisors and up and only at large commercial firms.

>>17258511
The individual uses a truck as a personal vehicle is my point, and a work truck and personal truck is synonymous at that point with most people that are contractors.

>>17258509
You keep acting like us burgers think collectively. America is not about the individual, so it's the individuals decision that counts. You're argument about education would need to be done for every individual, not for the country as a whole

>>17258496
It's the space you dumbfuck.
The open bed of a pickup cannot compare to an SUV.
You absolute moron.

>>17258309
>not performing archaic money-summoning rituals to pay for medical equipment and doctors for every citizen
americans amirite

>>17258526
So you basically sacrifice your own car, putting tons of miles and scratching it in construction sites, for your job?
Now that's a new height for cuckery.

>>17258531
Individual errors wouldn't be bad if the individualistic mindset wasn't epidemic. No single person acting like a retard can ruin the country and society as a whole, but if enough of them act like retards individually they nevertheless will. The problem is that one one wants to admit fault because everyone only acted like a retard for themselves.

>>17258509
Sad but true

heavy vehicles with aggressive off-road tires because TRUCKS R THE BEST OFFROADAN THINGS CUZ THEY TRUCKS AND I DROVE THROUGH A PUDDLE OF MUD ONCE + cheap pavement (because it's replaced so often) and wild temperature fluctuations = country literally driven to ruins.

By the way, trucks used for work are not crew cab, short bed current-year monstrosities.

>>17258519
In germany, one section of the road system has that rule, but no speed limit

In the US, all roads have speed limits and most are somewhere between 20mph and 55mph. States and counties are also free to implement harsh vehicle emissions/inspection rules.

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>>17258535
>doesn't know that construction workers have to own their own trucks
>doesn't understand the value of work
>doesn't understand masculine behaviors
>doesn't understand purchasing decisions
>has never seen a construction site

really making me think here, Eugene. You should really go outside some more instead of trying to throw a little narcissistic fit about the purchases of people who are better than you

>ask about americans and trucks because genuinely interested
>some autistic teenagers start le ebin EU vs US shit flinging
kys yourselves retards

>>17258552
MUH WORKBOOTS, MUH GLOVES, MUH TRUCK, MUH MASCULINE BEHAVIOR

>>17258552
>masculine behaviors
Shouldn't you be on pol, discussing how to save the white race with other 14 year olds?

>>17258454
I practically never see trucks with anything in the bed.

>>17258552
Nice buzzwords. Contractor work when it comes to construction isn't very popular in Europe because it doesn't make sense. It's more efficient to employ people. Anyways, as I've said, I don't have a problem with people who actually use their trucks, but they're the minority. Most of the trucks are used to go to Walmart and back home.

>>17258548
and it bears repeating that california alone is bigger than all of germany by a good 30,000 sqmi

roads, roads never change. they're roads the world over.

>>17258552
And then eugene goes out and buys a truck so people will stop making fun of him, and you get >>17258525

>listen guyth, i'm a man, i do man thtuff, you don't underthand, it'th "mathculine behavior", ur a neeeew maaaaale
>Actual man: "Did you hear something?"
>Other actual man: "Fuck man, it was like talking, but it came from way down by the floor somewhere. Is your dick talking? New girlfriend?"
>"Fuck bro maybe one of those protesters stuck to the bottom of my subie"
>"Subie? oh shit bro i thought you got that truck over there"
>"Nah bro can't drift without rolling, i got an old F250 in my garage though"
>guyth lithen to meeee

>>17258562
/pol/ is actually mostly comprised of rich, white, very successful businessmen with big business degrees, making big business deals. Very smart. Good genes.

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Trucks like these are probably too practical and not masculine enough. And it's completely nonsensical that they're dedicated commercial vehicles instead of a mix of mediocre commercial vehicle and mediocre private vehicle just so it can serve as an allrounder because American construction workers need to fund their own equipment.

>>17258575
With big natural muscles, strong jaws, huge dicks, piercing blue eyes, heavy brows, and thick, blonde hair. They're the master race. I fantasize about them all day.

T. ford f550 owner

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>>17258560
>mocking the people who literally keep the lights on

Sounds like spoiled little millennial narcissist to me
>>17258562
>the mere mentioning of the concept of behavior and their classification as typical to genders is white supremacist now

i feel sorry for Europe

>>17258573
>intentionally creating imaginary fantasies that are intentionally opposite to how the world is to assert your point as true
>thinking anyone believes you

shameful

>>17258573
>how to project maximum amount of insecurities into one autistic greentext: the post
It must be really hard to have no friends and no sex, anon.

>>17258571

You shouldn't have a problem with their cars at all, it's not your issue.

>>17258584
>feels the need to bring up muh masculinity at any opportunity however trivial and unrelated
Deal with your insecurities, then reanalyze this autistic behavior.

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>>17258584
The people who keep the lights on drive these, not these >>17258304

Trucks are for tools. Tools are for work. If you use tools for the wrong work you'll wear them out sooner and won't have the tools for work anymore. You wouldn't paint a wall with a pipe wrench. You wouldn't use a truck to drive through crazy city traffic just to eat at the gourmet burger house your numale heart craves. You'd use a beater, a person hauler, you know, a car, so if stacy rams it with her crossover you're not left truckless.

Driving a truck everywhere isn't masculine behavior anyways. It's feminine behavior. Showing off useless signs of status and wealth, inconveniencing yourself for it, and taking as few risks to your safety as possible all the while.

You know what's masculine behavior? Riding a motorcycle to go pick up steaks at the butcher instead of taking your brotruck.

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>>17258583
god i sure love being a skinnyfat weak-jawed tiny-dicked brown-eyed weak-browed balding faggot. I love mocking those who are objectively better than me because it makes me feel better about myself. Right guys?

If I attack them maybe I'll chip away at their power over me and maybe make an impact!

>>17258602
Don't gaslight me you little embarrassment of a human being, you're the one that can't seem to get over adults making decisions based on lives that are different from yours


>>17258605
>motorcyclist signalling contempt

come on, have some fucking self respect

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>>17258605
>You know what's masculine behavior? Riding a motorcycle

>>17258609
>buy a truck to compensate for your feminine internet shitposter lifestyle and girly passive-aggressiveness and an actual man with inferior non-aryan beta cuck mixed race genes drives by with lumber strapped to the top of his honda civic
>furiously drive home, nearly roll over, and stare at your strong swedish face in the mirror and try and convince yourself you are as manly as you look
>oh wait, you're putting on makeup, no, stop that
>why can't you stop
>don't reach for that skirt
>fuck
>is that a dildo in your medicine cabinet
>well, since you've made it this far...
>just remember, when you're wearing a skirt, you're a girl, but when you're driving a truck, you're a MAN!

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>>17258640
>writing out fantasy stories like a little angry laughing stock

anon please stop. This is getting really embarrassing. It's like you're reliving being bullied in high school over and over again every time I post

>>17258648
That was kinda good though. He's way better than projecting that this guy>>17258609

>>17258648
>Having no sense of humor

Welp guess you really are a girl on the inside

Ya'll ladies take everything personally

>>17258326
came here to post this kek

>>17258609
>hurr durr you're dumb and stupid and ugly and i hate you
>/pol/tards are objectively better than anyone
>/pol/tards have power over anyone
hory shit are you unironically 14 years old
this is pure gold

>>17258652
>girl
>ladies

Really joggin my noggin

>>17258651
>>>17258648(You)
>That was kinda good though. He's way better than projecting that this guy>>17258609(You)

I'm sure some kid writing a bullied revenge manifesto will turn a few good sentences once in a while but that doesn't change the character or intention of the writing, wholly embarrassing and pathetic to its core

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>>17258665
>/pol/tards

hmmmmmmm

>>17258568
That might be because unless I'm on my way to or from a work site, or parked at the work site, I don't leave my shit in my truck - I take it down and put it in the garage. I don't need someone stealing my shit while I wait on a burger or buy groceries.
And yes, I have a heavy tool box that bolts into my bed. But I've seen those get stolen whole before.

>>17258666
What are you talking about man? Get some fresh air, turn off the computer for a minute.

>>17258609
>MUH MASCULINITY MUH MASCULINE BEHAVIOUR TESTOSTERONE HELL YEA
>throws an basic bitch hissy fit on a forum for memeing teenagers

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I find that 90% of the people I meet who hate on truck owners are more insecure than the truck owners they make fun of.

>>17258666
>write long, angry, SRS BZNS /pol/ rants
>get a lighthearted greentext that's literally pure memes
>throw a bitchfit

lol

>>17258680
>I was just being lighthearted, man! Don't notice the little display I just had, that was just a joke!

You should probably just leave the room in shame

>>17258676
>male behaviors are bad
>masculinity as a concept is bad
>talking about masculinity is bad

are you feminists? Why are you so averse to discussions that involve people you can't relate with?

>>17258689
>Can't go two seconds without saying his truck proves he's a man
>is extremely butthurt about a silly greentext calling him gay

Hmmm

>>17258552
>>17258584
>>17258609
This is amazing. Literally 100% stereotypical underage working class polack. Even the most dense /pol/ users do not lack self-awareness to that extent. Please, more.

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>>17258689
Work boots don't automatically make you masculine. A truck doesn't automatically make you masculine. Listening to Florida Georgia Line and chewing tobacco doesn't automatically make you a country boy. There, enough discussion about masculinity for you?

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>>17258689
A real man doesn't need to affirm his masculinity with stereotypical, primal behavior.

>>17258706
>100% stereotypical underage working class polack

I'm not even working class but what does this characterization say about you?

100% unique wealthy super special snowflake

embarrassing narcissism my man

>>17258689
>brings up MUH MASCULINITY for literally no reason in completely trivial conversation topic
>gets laughed at for being a quintessential pol-virgin with idee fixe insecurities
>YOU ALL HATE MEN AND MASCULINITY
lmfao how do you not forget to breathe imbecile

>Work at a sawmill
>Drive a civic
>Everyone drives a civic except for one guy with a BRZ

welp guess i'm not behaving masculinely

i'll keep you guys posted on my upcoming mtf surgery. should i get the C cups or pay $500 extra for the DD option?

>>17258714
>>17258717
>>17258730
>all this pathetic exculpatory bullshit for not living up to your fullest potential

p a t h e t i c. How many times do you need to be mocked before you change?

>>17258720
>NO U
Go on.

>>17258743
>accusing someone of being a made up strawman stereotype
>acting smug when their assertion is rejected without evidence

try again

>>17258742
>not living up to your fullest potential
>he feels the need to project even more insecurities
This is great, anon. An hour or two of this and you can save yourself the trip to therapist.

>>17258750
But this thread is more than enough evidence, my dear boy. Everything about you screams and insecure teenager that spends too much time on /pol/ and frequents the_donald. At least change the style, so that people don't immediately see you for who you are.

>>17258742
>made fun of and shat on by literally everyone in thread
>pathetic cuckolds it's you who are terrible insecure and i hate you sad!
G O L D

>>17258742
Living up to your fullest potential is fathering healthy children and teaching them proper values about honesty and hard work, not buying a pickup truck for no reason other than to look like more of a man than you are.

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Speaking of trucks, this is fresh off the presses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9YnQzWiHKc

>I have a $2500 deductible
Why even get insurance then, you mouthbreathing retard?

>>17258326
DICK REAL BIG

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>>17258306

>>17258485
>Can use most cars to tow
But trucks can stop desu

What I learnt from this thread;
100% of Americans work in construction
Everyone needs to haul a heavy ass load of fuck all in their truck bed every day
No one has ever needed to tow anything, but you better make sure your truck can tow a least a small village
It's definatly not just for looks

Live in big houses
I drive big cars
Everybody knows me
It's like I'm a superstar

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>>17258304
lil truckin'

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truck threads are BY FAR the most autistic fucking threads on /o/. I've been going to /o/ since ~2008 and literally every fucking truck thread I've ever seen was swamped with autistic shitposters who want to debate everything. anyways have some big trukk to compliment muh lil trucklet >>17259539

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>>17259559
muh CoG

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>>17259568

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>>17258311
>load up half ton truck with 5 amerifats
>payload limit nearly met before anything goes in the bed

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>>17259571
>tfw no extra long bed crew cab

>>17259568
I thought about building a class 5 1600 at one point. actually for many years but i never did.
you in sd?

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>>17259559
I know there's no minimum width to height ratio in road laws, but that doesn't make it a smart idea to haul a car on the roof of a pickup truck in my opinion. The center of gravity is in your headrest.

>>17259598
nah, las vegas.

>>17258428
Weird, I hate driving trucks because of their size. They're so tall, wide, and lumbering that I feel like I'm going to hit something because I can't see it. Fuck being the "king of the road" being all high up and shit, my shitbox that's low to the ground with low beltlines is much easier to drive, easier to see out of, and more fun to boot.

>>17258842
Lol the last video. Canadians are a different breed

>>17258714
Sometimes just being a man isn't good enough...

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>>17258304
>big guys

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>>17258311
for those sweet sweet costco bulk savings of shit you don't even need

>but muh 400 rolls of single ply shitter tickets

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>>17258576
thats the gayest looking van-up evar
1/10 would not drive

>>17259715
I could easily fit all of that in my Focus. Even more things without all that silly bottled water.

My car is a miata but my house is 2,500 sq ft.
Riddle me that.

>>17258568
I practically never see sports cars using the full performance potential.

>>17258311
Cuck trucks are just SUVs for men who can't drive and want to be "safe" when they inevitably cause an accident. It's also why women feel so comfortable in them, because they're no different to their pavement tanks that they "need" to drop their one child off to school in.

>>17261227
You see it all the time here, just not along roads where speed cameras are known to be placed. Nobody buys a sports car just to say that they have one.

>>17259715
>bottled water

Why do Americans do this?

>>17261288
I can understand it, if they lived far from mountains and all the water is shitty filtered river water or underground water contaminated by pesticides, but just buying SO MANY individual small bottles is beyond stupid. It's easier to have a dispenser and just buy larger bottles like in offices.

>>17259715
>double stack in the steel
>pallets not straight
Jesus christ, what the fuck are they doing at that store

>>17258311
They're cheap, ride like couches, and they can tow boats

>>17261280

Yeah you fucking wish. This isn't some Chinese powersliding cartoon, kid. Even 100% of 200hp in a 2800lb car is enough to land you in jail or kill you in the real world.

>>17261327
>have no boat
>"ah needs ta tow mah boat"
>"ah needs it for mah hardware store visits"

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>>17259568
>>17259571
That's a good looking pickup you've got there.

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>>17261335
In the not-poor parts of North America most a lot of people have a Trailer and or boat. I don't think most euro's realize this.

>>17258304
ya are you some sort of little baller?

>>17261335
There are literally two boats within 100 meters of me. And a large snowmobile trailer. And a car trailer.

>>17261288
how else will you get those sweet savings if you don't get the bulk discount rate of .5c off when you buy 10 or more?

>>17258326
BULL REAL BIG

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>>17258326

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I use my truck mainly for hauling two bags of home depot top soil every spring

>>17258413
Modern American trucks are extremely comfortable to drive and ride in.

>>17258413
Trucks are fun to drive.

>>17258469
>no advantage
>except all the advantages
Stupid people like you make me sad.

>>17258485
>a 200lb trailer
LOL

You dumb niggers, some people work for a living. I haul tools, a trailers, my boat, lawn shit, or whatever else the fuck I want. I get almost the same mpg as a sedan. I have better clearance. And I never need to rent something to do shit. Buy a shitty car because you're poor, the rest of us will buy useful tools to solve issues.

>massive cargo space
>seats 5-6
>comfortable
>higher off the ground
>4x4
>reliable
>decent gas milegage
>never need to rent a uhaul
>can tow 12k lbs (car + trailer + camping shit no problem)
>can offroad when needed
>no getting stuck when it floods
What benefit does a car serve that a truck doesn't?

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Why does towing capacity trigger Euros so much?

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>>17261438
they are fun until you start dailying a car and only take the truck out occasionally, and then you almost fly off the highway exit ramp because you are used to your car actually turning

pic relate

>mfw barely avoiding the gaurdrail with tire smoke everywhere

>>17261462
>dumb spic that lives in a trailer and drives a Daewoo can't drive

It checks out.

>>17258552
>implying that blowing your income on your employer's business expenses has moral worth or something to do with masculinity
cuckservatism: the post

>>17261465
if i couldnt drive i would have wrote my shitbox truck off on that gaurdrail but i didnt since im not mr cummy.


i was just caught off gaurd since my daewoo is a touge monster with the rs suspension package

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>>17261476
>damage control for being a shit driver

It checks out

>>17261480
dont be mad because i can afford to drive a vee ate

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>>17261496
>trailer trash spic still mad he cant drive

It checks out

>>17258311
>you don't need
DROPPED

>>17261505
race me for pinks on teh touge faggot,

daewoo will smoke your bus m8

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>>17261512
>butthurt trailer trash loser still having a meltdown

Lmao

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>>17261460
They have nothing to tow

>>17261462
So you can't drive for shit then?

>>17261519
nevermind

i wouldnt even take that shit off your hands for free

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>>17261530
>t. trailer trash that drives a Daewoo

lol look at this loser continue to have a meltdown

>>17261534
butthurt that someone in a trailer wouldn't even take his fucking corolla for free

damn thats sad bro.

you could always trade that in for a real car, maybe even a convertible mustang

>>17258679
this

Nothing wrong with doing what you want to do, however you want. Filthy European commies can't understand muh freedoms.

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>>17261547
>trailer spic projecting as he wipes tears from his eyes because his daily BTFO is here

Mommy will make you feel better. I think she's out back behind the trailer.

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I'm convinced that trucks are just a continuation of the stereotypical american boat [spoiler] that can tow a boat [/spoiler]
>body on frame
>4 doors, seats 6
>xboxhuge
>massive bed/trunk with tonneau cover
>slushy automatic transmission

>>17261555

>me
>btfo

oh man its hard to be btfo by someone that has a hardon for gay black men

>>17261556
>automatic
lmao
i hope you're joking
only the disabled and elderly drive automatic

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>>17261564
>trailer trash still projecting while he has a meltdown

Breddy entertaining not gonna lie.

>>17261556
>slushy auto
Confirmed for poor person. The trans in trucks are WAYYYYY better than cars.

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>owned a coupe
>owned a sedan
>owned a small pickup
>now own a large pickup

If you cant appreciate the comfort of a large vehicle with a v8, theres nothing i can do to help you.

What i dont get is why people sink thousands of dollars into little ricers and never hit a track, and cant really take advantage of the speed outside of a track anyway.

I get plenty of use out of my truck in AL.
What else are you going to use for a fag drag?

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>>17261575
im entertained by the fact you bought a rwd corolla and think its superior to the god layout of fwd

>>17261570
>97% of Americans are elderly or disabled
fair enough
>>17261583
slushy as in no hard shifts, never notice what gear its in

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>>17261593
>Pablo the Trailer Trash still crying

lmao

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>his job doesn't require owning a truck

>>17261656
collecting welfare checks doesnt require a truck, hence why most of /o/ gets triggered about trucks

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>>17258311
Hint: they don't, trucks are for people who have nothing going on in their lives and want to look busy.

>>17261656
if it does youre a pleb

>>17261663
>>17261673
like clockwork

>>17261271
>this is what stupid people think

I have a truck and not an SUV for a couple of reasons. MY motorcycle wont fit in the back of an SUV. My gooseneck won't either. I can't stack things taller than the ceiling. I can't carry dirt bikes. I can't carry my tool box. I can't (insert 1000000 other things).


Fucking poor garbage idiots.

>>17258304
Big cawk?

>>17261690
Im sure you "need" it

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>>17261712
We dont have rations like you do in Eurostan so we can have things we don't "need"

>>17261717
:eyeroll

here comes the tryhard cringe

thanks for admitting your a cuck who bought a truck for no reason tho

>>17261712
>just lay your 4 wheeler and dirt bike in the back of an SUV instead of just getting a truck because it triggers me
>don't carry shit on your goose neck because it triggers me
>don't tow your bike when needed, just buy and suv, cuz muhhh autism
LOL poor people.

>>17261722
dubs confirm

what a loser

>>17261722
You people don't really contribute anything to the modern world and just consume resources. Do you really """"need""""" to be alive?

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>>17261722
>>17261736
lol look at this loser patting himself on the back for having a meltdown

>>17261722
>4chan is one person

>>17261735
lol

rping on /o/

sad life you have

>>17261737
dang bruh

so edgy be careful or you wont be alive for long

>>17261746
lol look at this loser having a meltdown

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>>17261748
I don't blame the guy. The taste of freedom is pretty strong. Weak European palates can't handle it.

>>17261530
Of course you wouldn't, he said pink slips and you are absolutely going to lose. A fucking P-plater could beat your truck down a mountain in one of those

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>xD lmao why would you buy a truck when i can rent a uhaul lmao xDDDDDD"

>buys sports car
>never tracks it
>"wow bro this GT86BRZFRS is HELLA SICK on the twisties on the way home from my autism anonymous group. truckcucks will NEVER experience this lmao XDDDDDDD jelly"

>>17261288
Chicks flush birth control down the toilet and it can't be filtered causing the rise of Lady boys you see now

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>>17258304
>parked at the grocery store
They're just grocery getters for middle aged faggots who work in an office for a construction company and think they need a truck to visit a construction site once a week to tell some mexicans to get back to work.

At least this is true for the dickbags at my office building. They are also incapable of parking their grocery getters

>>17259715
>all of that bottled water
Just get a fucking filter. Damn, man.

>>17261097
iiironyyyyy

>>17258326
big family, small house
no room

>>17262081
lol look at this loser having a meltdown

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I own a truck because I like camping and fishing and hunting and off-roading and sometimes I build shit why do you hate me OP

>>17262294
clean gmc, m8

>huur most trucks on road are actually used for work
The f150 is the highest selling vehicle every year
People who actually use trucks for work typically DON'T buy brand new ones. They drive old buckets

So it's plain to see that most trucks on the road, especially new ones, are driven by people who should otherwise be in a corolla... seeing as they just use them as a commuter

>>17258304
>small cock

>>17262323
People that actually use their trucks for work can't risk it breaking down or can't be seen by clients in some rusty shitbox. That's why they lease them. That's why most dealerships do specials on 2 year leases.

>>17262346
>people who use trucks for work care about their image
Stop posting please
Peolle who use their trucks for work don't give a single fuck what it looks like
Especially not mexicans or rednecks which are the only people who actually use them for work so like yeah...

>>17262415
>mexicans and rednecks don't care about what their truck looks like
I'd say you're wrong on that one dude

>>17262442
Mall crawling nu-country faggots and lowridijg mexicans don't count ofc

>>17259657
Just a preference thing. I hate driving cars. The seem cramped to me. I hate being so low, and I cant see over anything. Not just stacys SUV, but even a hedge.

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>>17258525
10/10

I enjoy driving my 30 year old 3/4 ton. It's slow, handles terrible, brakes are awful, has horrible fuel economy, but I enjoy driving it over any of my other shitboxes.

Kek, one of my old friends is the embodiment of the compensating manlet. He's a 235lb 5'4 socially inept autist neo-nazi who blame all his problems on the joos. He drives like a road raging drunk anus and he's got his head burried in his phone 24/7 and then gets mad at everyone else on the road.

>only wants big things: food, guns, cars, etc.
>first has inherited 325i
>not big enough, so he sells it.
>next is a tacoma
>rams it into the back of a car stopped in traffic going 40mph because "he was stopped too far back" (actually he was digging through a mcd's bag for fries and didn't see traffic stopped)
>next is a 4runner
>now he's trying to get a loan so he can get a sketchy lifted f350 duallie
>has never hauled a trailer
>has never been offroadan'
>his job is driving to different grocery stores in a metropolitan area to rotate displays and stock
>only likes the gaudiest mcmansions
>only likes the biggest guns
>judges restaurants soley on portion size/price ratio
>has fallen multiple times for get rich quick schemes and mlm shit multiple time because BIG NUMBERS

He's like a living meme. He once tried to hit me up for a five figure "investment" because some serial BSer told him about coin-op car washes his family owned bringing in an unrealistic amount of money. I had to explain to him that if all the bays were going 24/7/365 and 0 opperating costs it would only make about 1/3 of what the serial BSer said. I have considered taking advantage of his idiocy for financial gain. Tbh i only hang out with him now to make sure he doesn't go full mcveigh.

>>17262843
>judges restaurants soley on portion size/price ratio
fucking americans

>buy a sports car
>never use it on the track

>>17262843
>his job is driving to different grocery stores in a metropolitan area to rotate displays and stock
I once knew a guy that stocked soda at Walmart. He actually made decent money for doing fuck all and only working 4 days of the week, on top of the low cost of living where I lived.

>>17261972
>it can't be filtered
No, American utilities providers are just too greedy to.

>>17261758
The freedom of $2,578 in payments per month.

>>17262900
He does make decent money, about $15/hr plus .$.55/mile

>>17262933
>projecting your poorness onto others
pathetic

>>17262261
just like twitter trump huh

>>17258576
Hi Bubbles!

>>17258420
God I see it too
>tfw almost zero doujins about the BWC

The reality is, the bigger you vehicle, the more of a man you are. Like it or not.

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Explain this.

90% of the people who need a truck would be better off with a van, you get more space and a better ride. People buy them because they are cool and fun, not because of practicality, some are probably ignorant of what vans actually offer.

>>17263563
Wtf.

>>17263428
Yeah, only 8 more years of Trump being president.

>>17263576
8 years of """meltdowns""'
>>17263552
>nouveau riche laborers will defend this

>>17258304
For you.

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Explain this

>>17263612
Disgusting.

>>17263612
>hating on the guys who keep the lights on
This guy works in construction.
Be thankful, boy.

>>17258304

>big dick
>big bank account

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>>17263645
>big bank account

>>17263632
Thanks Paco

>>17263612
Niggers

There are only two type of people who drive trucks

>men who want to represent the American lifestyle and listen to Mud on the Tires
>faggot ass pansy men who lack masculinity and need to absolutely show everyone on the road they are insecure about themselves

Overwhelming majority of men in cities are #2, small cities #1.

And I'm sorry, but nothing tells me you're compensating for something like a truck that throws out all its useful traits by having an obscene lift and has 50 light bars all on when driving at night.

>>17263743
I hate brotrucks as much as the next guy but lightbars can be useful

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>>17263652
>tfw my car payment is so high it's not even on this chart

>>17263766
Read
http://www.thomasjstanley.com/2012/01/drive-rich-or-be-rich/

>>17263769
I read it and some of the comments but I'm still not sure what you're trying to tell me

>>17263812
Either you bought a car that you can't afford or you're a millionaire.

>>17263827
I usually make about $3,000 a week, currently making closer to $5,000 a week over the next two months but that will return to baseline afterwards. Not a millionaire at the moment but some people would probably consider me to be rich.

That said, I can still relate to the car payment meme.

>>17263892
Similar to my income and I drive a 7 year old econobox, paid off.

>>17263916
But are you not an auto enthusiast? Don't you want to drive something fun or exotic?

Don't get me wrong, I save in a lot of ways. For example, I don't have a house. I sleep on a camping cot in my warehouse. Technically, this may mean I am homeless. But this leaves money for the things that I enjoy i.e. automobiles.

>>17258499
>And that's a pussy trailer, most here look like this and are filled with a few thousand pounds worth of equipment.
just buy a fucking van in extended high-profile version. if you have "few thousand pounds worth of equipment" to carry