What car is most likely to get me laid?

>>17254987
A clean one.

something nice and stock with good amenities thst aren't broken
or a fiero with a few simple mods

>>17255041
Like a body kit?

>>17254987
I still feel sorry for Elliot. He had everything a girl should want. Money, nice car, good looks, etc. Girls are usually very shallow people but I guess Elliot was just too classy for them.

>High school/College
Jeep Wrangler
>20's
A car
>30's
BMW
>40's
A luxury car without payments. Probably Mercedes.
>50's
A classic mid life crisis car. Probably fast as fuck that you never drive more than 5 over.
>60's
Cadillac
>70's
Cadillac
>80's
Cadillac
>90's
Your license
>100's
You're alive

t. Chad

>>17255065
>a girl should want
>should
That is the fallacy that Elliot fell for.

>>17254987
an ambulance at an ariana grande concert

>>17255067
I guess the only thing that held him back was his bad personality. But you'd think with all the pros he has going for him he would have been able to get some pussy. Even if it was just some random bimbo at a party.

>>17255073
Dude I thought you were cool. Let my country grieve a little longer.

>>17255098
i am cool
was gonna say hearse

>>17255098
I know, right? Great Britain just had to suffer through an Ariana Grande concert. Give them time.

>>17254987
99 Ford Explorer Limited Edition

Stay for the leather, get wet over the 12 mpg.

>>17255089
Nah dude. This weirdo was one of those guys who thought he just deserved the BEST pussy. Not just some random bimbo at a party. He thought he DESERVED the hottest girls on the planet. Despite doing nothing but living off mommy and daddy.

Dude was fuckin' weird as shit because no one told him (see: mommy and daddy) that the world doesn't owe him shit.

>>17255136
So basically /r9k/ with a gun?

>>17254987

whatever has a puppy on one

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>>17254987

>>17254987
Chargers suck but girls love them.

>>17255694
He said laid, not raped in jail.

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>>17255066
can't wait to get to my 50s and mop up the pussy with my classic 1999 camaro

>>17255831
>not a Trans Am
You goofed

>>17254987
The one that (you) aren't in.

>>17254987
Usually cars will only help you get laid if you were already good looking to begin with.

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>>17254987
legitimately pic related or old 4x4 with spray bomb camo.

Cars under 100k don't get you laid.
Hit the gym instead and work on how you dress.

>>17254987
The only care about how expensive it looks.

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>>17254987
This is what it looks as of last year.

>>17256194
I wonder who bought it.

>>17256198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scXw-Gjqnig

>>17254987
MFW just found out who this guy actually was. I always just assumed that he was a rich kid.
He went to the wrong school, if he just went to a poorer school his bmw might have gotten him laid.

>>17256323
The BMW wasn't the problem. The kid had a micro dick and looked gay.

>>17256323
>3 series
They literally only impress the dumbest basic bitches. And those types of girls only fuck chads anyways. Elliot wasn't gonna get laid anyways with that fucked up brain of his, he should of just paid an escorts or something

>>17256358
Based on the video I watched we don't know if he had a micro dick because he was never able to show it to any girls. If they gave him a chance maybe he could have showed his horse sized cock to them.

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>>17254987
The problem is you, OP.
Not the car you drive.

>>17256358
>Still being clueless
He was just to insane to appeal to anyone, just watch one of his bids.

>>17256383

He posted on bodybuilding.com about how he thought 4 inches was average or something like that, and was upset that it wasn't.

>>17256625
Kek. The threads he made on bb are a must read. So crazy how his delusional personality was projected so well through his posts

>>17256638
>>17256625
link

>>17256672

https://storify.com/NewSecular/elliot-rodger-bodybuilding-com-forum

>>17255736
girls love all muscle cars. They are well known to "go fast" and that only the "bad boys" drive them. We can blame all of the early 2k movies that represented convertible 4th/5th gen fagstangs as the coolest cars in the world.

>>17256697
>I saw this short, ugly Indian guy driving a Honda civic, and he had a hot blonde girl in his passenger seat. What on earth is up with that?!?!?

Elliot Rodger had apparently never heard of taxi drivers.

>>17254987
A police car, pull over strangers and offer them a way out of the ticket.

>>17255065
Elliot was a cringy autist who should have just offed himself in his bedroom, go back to /r9k/

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>>17255073
>>17255098
>>17255106
>>17255121

>>17255140

Isn't he one of the main influences of the bets uprising?

>>17255066
dog fucking jeep wranglers.
every white girl had a bf or was fucking a guy with a jeep wrangler. I knew this dude that pulled up with a top down wrangle every day with 5 girls in it one being his sister but he probably fucked her too. Dude got laid wrangler is right

I ruined the back seats of a hyundai fucking accent just fine, just focus on being someone girls wouldn't mind getting naked with. You don't need to be a body builder, just working on your general shape is enough.

Assuming you're also willing to put effort into not being a fucking sperg

>>17255098

Shouldn't have let those lebs in, dad