Normie Wins The Lottery

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>>17246995
> Gee Tee Ruoooh

Everyone local here buys an Audi a4/a5/a6 when they get money, or an Evoque

average normie would buy whatever the base lambo is

redneck would buy F-350 king ranch or some shit

nigger would buy a rolls/bentley

Beemers are the ultimate "look rich" cars

If I won the lottery I'd buy a third gen trans am and daily it. I would have enough money for the maintenance and shit to keep it running so why not get my dream car right?

Porsche Cayman/S/GTS

>>17247458
Really? I think they have fallen from that into ubiquitous for the masses tier. You see way more 320d / 520d BMWs than you do Mondeos or Insignias these days thanks to cheap leasing

>>17247458
>>17247498

Only if you're rocking an M, X or Z on that bumper baby. In my area you have to drive a 5 series for people to even begin to associate your vehicle with wealth. Not that they're assuming you're poor or anything.

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>win the lottery
>buy an Audi and a Lambo
>beat the shit of your girlfriend

>>17247458
Only a poorfag could possibly think this lol

>>17247520
he really bought a lambo when he only won 1M? this nigger is guaranteed to be broke with 10 years.

>>17247475
Routine kills everything you hold dear

>>17247545
More like 10 months

>>17247545
10 years is far too generous.

Although desu if you buy it and get rid of it in a few months, maybe a year, you'll be fine assuming no accidents or shit luck

>>17247522
They're shitmobiles with the exception of some of their sports cars. Base model X3s and the like are the ultimate "look at me, I have zero taste but I wanna look rich" mobiles. That said, I'd kill people for a 135i.

>>17247483
Cayman is too much of a "driver's car" to be a normie lottery prize. They'd go 911 because PREMIUM

>>17247545
*2 years

>>17247545
1m doesn't last 10 years just from buying a house, 2 regular cars,a few holidays and debts, let alone being exuberant like this idiot

>>17247458
more like the ultimate "wrapped around tree" car

>>17247663
>normies
>not a Cayenne/Macan

>>17246995
local Merc dealer has/had 2 four-year old C63's selling for less than half their original price

lol @ anyone who wins the lottery and blows the money on a brand new AMG instead of waiting a few years

>>17246995
My mom just got herself a fucking e350 fully loaded to the brim. I consider that thing to be the epitome of normietown considering the little fucker parks itself, has RGB interior lighting and even has a perfume sprayer

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Ill buy a XJ200 desu

>>17249764
looks kinda like a fish

You should invest your winnings and buy a sensible sports car. Maybe a 3k civic.. Lightly modded

>>17247600
Kek yes

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>>17249804
Exactly

I'd probably roll around in a v12 jag vert with a manual conversion and a full lister style body-kit

Not to mention all the toy cars

>>17249403
this

>>17250095
I hope if her name is Miata