The rotard's fidget spinner

>Illuminati confirmed

dorito

>>17244804
>rotary shaped fidget spinner
Is this a thing? I'd buy one if it was.

>>17244804
This deserves a LE UPBOAT

>>17244804
M-muh apex seals

That looks like one of those masturbation devices that you jam your dick into and it creates a cyclone of succ to extract your semen in like 5 seconds

>>17245455
it does look like your mother now that you mentioned it.

>>17245504
Nigga when I was a little boy and she'd get on me and grind, that shit was the best.

>>17245524
so, yesterday?

>>17245529
Nah I was fucking your dad yesterday desu. Dude's nasty but the money pays for my engine rebuild so whatever.

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>>17245455
>cyclone of succ

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>>17245455
>cyclone of succ

>>17245455
>one of those masturbation devices that you jam your dick into and it creates a cyclone of succ to extract your semen in like 5 seconds
mind uh, giving an example of such a device?

>>17245142
Fucking THIS, one of us needs to get working on this and make a quick buck

>>17245142
>>17246797
https://www.etsy.com/listing/500057301/wankel-fidget-spinner-geared-edition
https://www.etsy.com/listing/486561910/wankel-fidget-spinner

>>17246794
https://youtu.be/3Xd2ldyjSwo

>>17246812
every good idea has already been taken

wth*ck

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>>17245504

>>17246839
Shit's expensive though, maybe we can convince one of the /osg/ vendors to make 'em