Does anyone here drive a hearse?

yea, i fuck your mom in the back

plenty of people driving MR2 here

>>17243887
Filthy necrophile

>>17243899
>being this inexperienced you can't correct the snap oversteer

If I LS swapped a hearse, would it be a hot hatch?

>>17243882
I had a friend in highschool who lived next to graveyard and got hooked up with one. We used to smoke a plastic 6 foot bong out the back wen we went skating

>>17243899
Bad analogy, no one ever dies in hearse.

>>17243882
Really fucking want one of these now. how much do they cost? how much does any hearse go for really.

I'm seriously considering grabbing one myself right now. Where I am I can grab a mid-90's Caddy Fleetwood with under 100k on the odo for about 5000 Canadian, and fuck me I'm tempted. Big, comfy, vee-ate landbarge with at least seating for 4 and a fuckload of cargo space in the back. Plus you can score all the alternative chicks and bang 'em in the back, so what's not to love?

>>17243955
Around $70000 with 40000 miles on it

>>17244005
Don't stick your dick in crazy

>>17243914
No, it's a muscle wagon at that point.

>>17243955
Depends on the model year. You can still get late 80s - early 2000s hearses for less than 5 grand with under 100k easy.

>>17243887
>yea, i fuck your dad in the back

fixed fagit

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>>17244024
Already have, few times. Nearly was run down twice, had one fake a pregnancy, had one cheat and get pregnant with someone else's kid after he tried to kill me because reasons, and had one fuck everyone in my social group to pit them against each other in some sort of thoterdome battle.

So yeah, they are batshit, but hot as all fuck so ehhh.

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>>17244109
>in some sort of thoterdome battle.

>>17243887
you like to fuck corpses, good to know you stupid disgusting namefag.

>>17244109
Only emo chick I ever fucked tried saying it was rape. Why are they like this, anon?

>>17244407
then why did you rape her?

>>17244412
I literally asked her if she consented and she said yes. It just turned out the relationship she told me about wasn't an open relationship, so when she went to cover her ass the easiest thing was to call it non-consensual.