What kind of car do religious people buy?

>>17243153
Domestic church vans

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>>17243153
imagine being retarded enough to believe in a god despite there being literally no evidence for one to exist.

>>17243153
>Ford E-series/F-series
>Chevy Suburbans
>Pontiac Grand Ams
>Ford Focus/Escort

Pretty much anything that's American and not flashy enough to be a nigger car

Pruis and family sedans

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Officially blessed Christian car brands:
>Cadillac
>Fiat
>Ford
>GMC
>Lancia
>Mercedes-Benz
>Renault
>Seat
>UMM
Everything else is for heathens and Protestants.

>>17243153
All the religious people I know drive one of 3 cars
1.First gen focus
2. Chrysler Town and Country
3. Nissan Versa/Tiida

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>>17243201
I know right? It's pretty pathetic

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>>17243201

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>>17243765
nice selfie with a caption but I'm black not white. sperg harder.

Any minivan bumping Christian rock and has a cross or some shitty proverb on the dash

>>17243153
Honda Accords...
"Because it was upon Jesus' own accord..."

>>17243765
You know that those images are fake, right?

Theists literally have no other argument than "haha I think atheists are fat and unattractive so they must be wrong" and even then you have to fabricate evidence

>>17243624
this plus
3rd/4th gen camry
2010+ Dodge caravans

Pretty sure the Dodge dealers have a 70% off discount on the vans for churchies when their camry run out of holy water in the rad

>>17244208
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>>17244208
>I'm black

No wonder the concept of an omnipotent force is completely beyond you.

>>17243201
fuck off back to plebbit you fag, /o/ is a christian board

Appliance cars because having fun is haram

Jesus said obey the law of the land so it's a sin for a christian to drive even one mile per hour over the speed limit

If elderly Southern Baptist I'd say Buicks. My grandparents have only ever owned Buicks and Pontiacs.

>>17245374
>Calvinist believe this.

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>>17245318
And your evidence for the existence of this being?
>>17245374
Jesus was a cocksucking faggot.

>>17245352
>>>/pol/

>>17243153
Dodge/Chrysler vans.

This van: http://babylonbee.com/news/ford-introduces-40-passenger-van-homeschooler/

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>>17245481
This right here, nigger

>>17245515
stay btfo

>>17245514
The Babylon Bee is legitimately fucking great. It's as funny as early Onion.

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>>17245184
I'm atheist but Christianity is the only true religion, you just need to use common sense

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This shit right here

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>>17246610

>>17244208
/o/ is for purchased cars, not stolen ones.

>>17246612
This, there's always at least one at a church

>>17245184
t. assmad fat, unattractive atheist

>>17245352
Christfag triggered by facts.

SLVR 888

>>17247881
ah fuck waste of trips

>>17243153
12 seater vans

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>>17245184
>You know that those images are fake, right?

https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/38i8se/the_faces_of_atheism/

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>>17247888
>>17247881

>>17243153
Plymouth

"In His Fury, God drove Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden."

Muslims buy hiluxes, I don't know what any of the others buy.

white hilux with a machine gun on back

>>17243201
Ayy
It's as bad as those physicsfags claiming dark energy/matter are real.

>>17245499
>>17245499
>>17245499

This. Drive past any given church in any given burgerville and the parking lot will be an overwhelming amount of minivans.

Sub in some beater pickups the closer you get to mexico

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>>17245352

>>17245178
Kek

>>17243201
>thinks his opinion matters
nobody challenged your beliefs you fucking sperg, calm down

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>>17243201
>he's sperging this hard

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Most of Jesus' lovers in Texas seem to be driving these.

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>>17243153
I know quite a few devout Christians. Some of the cars they own include corvettes, camaros, porsche, a GTR...

Nothing in the bible says "thou shalt not speed"

For all the cars listed, the question might as well have been "what do old people drive?"

>>17248571
lol'd

>>17243153
If they have enough money to buy a car, they're not giving enough to the CMIC (Child Molester In Charge). How else is he going to buy his Mercedes?

If their faith is strong enough, they can just close their eyes, believe in Jesus/Allah that he will teleport them, and they will be there. Your faith must be strong enough, though. You may have to fast a couple days. Let your faith be your vehicle, brothers. Shalom

>>17248961
>christfag this asshurt
lol
>>17248983
nice projection

>>17249206
wtf? forgot my trip

>>17249213
Kek

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>>17243498
>heathens and protestants

>>17246617
This

>>17243153

depends on the religion

If you worship the one true god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster chances are you drive a Subaru wagon.

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>>17249436
Hello brother

Protestants and Muslims buy pickups and SUVs
Catholics buy sensible cars.

>>17246758
>facts
Which facts? Besides saying God doesn't exist for (you)s he hasn't done shit. If it was so simple the debate would've being resolved a long time ago.

>>17243498
I know three extremely religious guys and one of them has Fiat and the two others has Seats.

>>17249767
there is no evidence of a god existing. The reason why the debate hasn't ended is because people are stupid and can't cope with death and/or their problems.

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anything under 4000 in most cases

>>17249871
The only ones debating are atheists and protestants.

People find comfort and strength through their faith and mostly for day-to-day things, not just when dealing with mortality. Looking for evidence that god exists is beside the point. Faith is also commonly a tool people use to improve themselves. People routinely beat addiction and stay out of prison through their faith. You might think it's a big lie but if the placibo works then what's the difference?

Find your local catholic church when you're ready to put the fedora down.

>>17249945
Why take the placebo if there's nothing wrong with you?

God never said thou shalt not argue, so it's not going to change that.

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>>17249945
>people find comfort in their faith
Yes, people find comfort in delusion. Doesn't make their delusions true.
>>17249980
>hurr god said
A god didn't say anything. Man did. A bunch of humans just claimed they could speak to him/it and then put their worldviews down in text for others to mindlessly follow. Religion is for braindead morons.

this thread is going to be good

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>>17249902
lmao

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>>17249206
>talking about being asshurt
>literally goes out of his way to comment on some thread about "fucking Christian's REEEEEEEEE"
>wasn't even an opinion thread

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>>17250176
>so asshurt he has to reply to all of my posts
lol
>wasn't even an opinion thread
imagine being this retarded

>tfw nothing has done more damage to human kind than religion

yet again, humans are vile and ignoble, so they deserve it

>>17250190
>so asshurt he has to reply to all of my posts
>only replied to 2 out of 9 posts
what did he mean by this

>wasn't even an opinion thread
right, it wasn't, no one asked "lol do u believe in g-d xD"

>>17250221
>it wasn't
except it was? read op's post again then sperg more christfag.
>>17250216
this

>>17250237
forgot my trip again.

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>>17250237
>what car would a religious person drive?
>this suddenly means "lol do u believe in g-d xD"
>this obsessed

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>>17250260
>what car would a religious person drive
yes, he literally asked for an opinion. i simply made a post that bent several christfag asses including yours.

>stop bullying me ;__;!1"1
sperg more

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>>17250272
>his reading comprehension is so bad he can't differentiate between a question about what a religious (not even Christian specific) person would drive and whether or not Christianity was a valid belief system
go back to 2nd grade famalam, that might be more your speed :^)

>>17250294
oh wait, forgot my trip

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>>17250294
>claims it wasn't an opinion thread
>gets btfo
>"time to move goalposts!"
lel sperg more christfag

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>>17250302
>calls me salty
>literally spergs out about shit no one cares about

hmm really ignites the brain fuel

>>17250307
sperg more

>>17243153
toyota previa

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>>17250316
>sperg more
>as I reply to literally everyone who called me out for sperging out
you must be real fun at parties man

>>17250329
sperg more

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>>17250335
>sperg more
>as I reply to literally everyone who called me out for sperging out
you must be real fun at parties man

>>17250361
sperg more

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>>17250361

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>>17250364
>sperg more
>as I reply to literally everyone who called me out for sperging out
you must be real fun at parties man

>>17250385
sperg more

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>>17250389
>sperg more
>as I reply to literally everyone who called me out for sperging out
you must be real fun at parties man

>>17250396
sperg more

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>>17250406
>(you) more
>as I (you) to literally everyone who (you) me out for (you) out
(you) must be real fun at parties (you)

>>17250418
sperg more

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>>17250396
>you must be real fun at parties man
implying people can tolerate an autistic incel to the point of inviting him to parties

>>17243153

People tend to get more active in church as they get older, so

>muh Panther Car (Crown Vic/Grand Marquis/Town Car)
>muh Cadillac
>muh Buick
>muh big-boat sedan

Guilty as charged checking in, I drive one of the above, and I'm crazy enough to be congregation president.

Ain't telling which car though.

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>>17250448
sperg more

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Leviticus also has prohibitions on faggotree and bestiality
and check out Deuteronomy and numbers for the rest

>To arrive at a contradiction is to confess an error in one's thinking; to maintain a contradiction is to abdicate one's mind and to evict oneself from the realm of reality.

>>17250524
Nobody cares what some water deprived faggot wrote down in a book 2000 years ago.

Well I drive a Saab
Just realised how un-christian it is to drive a swedish-built car desu. Better go buy an american built Ford.

>>17243153
Well I hear semi-trailers are popular among muslims

>>17243201
No proof that it doesn't not exist

>>17245481
You're a cocksucking faggot. What's your point?

Atheists are so low IQ. The conceptualization of religion and affects on society that religion has given is so much deeper than "le believing in fairy tales".
Take a philosophy of religion or a secular theology course some time.
Read some Nietzsche.

>>17249738
catholics are muslims as far as im concerned.
t. sensible mainline protestant

>>17252302
and there's no proof santa doesn't exist either? what's your point??
>>17252334
>can't even prove the existence of the being you claim exists
>calls others low iq

>>17252470
I said doesn't NOT exist. Santa doesn't exist. But there is no way to disprove or prove that god exists.

>>17252507
>santa doesn't exist
[citation needed]

he only appears to those who believe.

>>17252510
No.... Santa is a folklore. That was adopted into Christianity.

>>17252470
I didn't say it existed. Anyone who isn't retarded knows it doesn't exist. The point isn't whether it exists, though.

>>17252470
holy fuck you are retarded

you didn't even read the post

>>17252966
God isn't a folklore. That's just retarded. I don't think you know what folklore means.

>>17250029
Finish reading the post when you get the time.

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>>17243201
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>>17252510
I'm not sure if I'm really impressed at your ability to upset people, or I'm really unimpressed at everyone's ability to resist bait. Either way, kudos to you.

When I think "Judeo-christian values," I think 1990s lincoln sedan.

>>17254674
We're baiting him

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>>17254718
>Tfw the troller has become the trolled

>>17254731
I don't know who's trolling who but you all better be Catholics.

>>17254908
It's always Catholics.

>>17247906

Am I supposed to not agree with this picture? The guy is absolutely correct

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>>17243153
They need a car to help catch up to all the lost time mankind suffered through.

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>>17254927
>It's always Catholics.
Historically, the Church would create situations in order to force rulers to acquiesce and grant more legal recognition and legal powers to the Church. The Church would even block aid to regions. It's amusing various anime shows thru the years recognize that and even mention it from time to time.

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>>17243201
>tips fedora
Excellent post my good sir. How much longer do we enlightened intellectuals have to suffer the presence of these fools?

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>>17250029
>Yes, people find comfort in delusion. Doesn't make their delusions true.

Psychology is full of examples of that kind of self-delusion. Treatment regimens also exploit that approach in treating mental health issues.


>>17250029
>A bunch of humans just claimed they could speak to him/it and then put their worldviews down in text for others to mindlessly follow.
I suppose angels don't make use of cellphones to spread the word. But they will make use of people who are drunk or on drugs to spread the word.

But what kinds of cars do Protestants get that are different from the cars that Roman Catholics use? Are there any trend types? Out in the mideast, religious people such as ISIS favor Toyota trucks.

>>17243153
Buick LeSabre

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>>17257205
Oh wait nevermind I didn't read the thread I didn't realize we were shitposting about religion instead of discussing cars on the car board.
>2020 - 3
>Not worshipping the sun

>>17257247
>shitposting about religion
It's been more the other way around. The religious people use shitposting ad hominem attacks instead of facts. Thus, in terms of shitposts, the religious ones are the main users of shitposting and censorship methods as well as discrimination.

As to what kind of car that appeals to, who knows? A north korean car?

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>>17249738
>Protestants and Muslims buy pickups and SUVs
>Catholics buy sensible cars.
There doesn't seem to be any pattern that I can see with protestants and catholics in this country as to car buying. And I've seen a lot. As for muslims in the USA, they almost all of them seem to be driving foreign (non-usa) cars whether they are new cars or old cars.

>>17243153
>What kind of car do religious people buy?
Are you referring to priests and reverends? Or are you referring to the upper-nobility religious leaders such as head clerics, bishops, and arch-bishops?

>>17258582
Do arch bishops even drive? They're all rich old people that seem to always be driven around.

>>17257378
Shitposting about religion as in people are shitposting, and the subject is religion. I didn't mean to imply it was one group or another that is doing the shitposting.

Sprinter vans

>>17259229
Why sprinter vans?

>>17259219
>I didn't mean to imply it was one group or another that is doing the shitposting.
Nevertheless, it's clear the group doing most of the shitposting is the pro-religion one which uses emotion and ad hominem as their proof while the other side sticks to science and history.

Meanwhile, people like me want to know if there really are vehicle patterns among religious people and senior religious staff (bishops, clerics). Besides the individual makes and models, there was the pattern in the unitied states of muslims disliking usa cars and using foreign cars instead. This needs more research.

>>17246626
Not an argument

>>17256989
that is a shitty dyno chart

>>17260521
So they can rape people in them. Everyone knows priests like diddling kids.

>>17261307
>Nevertheless, it's clear the group doing most of the shitposting is the pro-religion one which uses emotion and ad hominem as their proof while the other side sticks to science and history.
I think you got that backwards. Atheists are the ones who generally use ad hominems while religious people are more likely to use arguments backed by facts and logic.

>>17243153
>What kind of car do religious people buy?
I know of a usa catholic bishop who bought a new mercedes. But that's all I know of the organized religion leaders.

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>>17259229 >>17261915

100% serious answer:

I know like 3 evangelical families. Toyotas and Hondas only.

Seriously. Then the dad drives a Ford or a Chevy.

>>17261926
Which side instantly resorts to the "neckbeard and fedora" meme, again?

>>17264700
Convincing old people to give a large inheritance to the church is big business in america. These bequests are very profitable.

>>17243153
>What kind of car do religious people buy?
If the Mormon Church invested some of its huge assets into a car company, then that car company would naturally get a lot of religious customers.

>>17243153

Nothing in particular from what I can tell working in the auto field.

Then again I'm not sure what qualifies as "religious". I've seen 20 year old girls with religious bumper stickers with the radio left on some christian music channel but when I got in the car it's reeked like she smoked a blunt driving to the shop and the floorboard be covered in shake.

Not that I guess religious potheads dont exist I just wouldn't associate the two, especially with weed being illegal in my state.

Also dealt with two mormon missionary girls today and they were driving a 16 taurus (with a bike rack on the back).

Well in Australia something like 60% of people are religious to some degree so I guess the same cars as the irreligious people. Hank Hill drives a red crew cab ute though.