>My girlfriend drives a manual. What's your excuse?

>>17235998
Holy christ I do not miss having keys resting on my knee.

But yea mine can what about it.

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Wow, another quality thread

My boyfriend can
grill btw

>>17235998
Autism

I taught my gf how to drive stick in a geo metro last year.. our excuse is that she cant afford a g8 gxp or a chevrolet ss so shes stuck in a tiyota so i dont have to listen to her tell me about dummy lights that come on

>>17235998
I don't have a vagina
I'm not fixated on rubbing a stick

>>17235998
I don't have a girlfriend, checkmate atheists.

In Europe every retard bitch and their dog can drive a manual.

What's your excuse?

>>17236028
>grill btw
another lie brought to you by 4chan

I live in a decent sized city not some bumfuck of no where

Is that a v6?

I use my right hand to shift too anon, you aren't fucking special.

kek, Americans are such shit drivers that they believe being able to operate a manual vehicle is some kind of achievement.

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>you will never be a manual car and get fapped by a qt3.14 on the daily

Why fucking live.

>>17236241
I use my left foot to shift

>>17235998
>pretzels leg girlfriend of some normalfag on /o/ can drive a manual transmission in a 4cyl european mustang

someone call cnn

>>17236250
man, same for cursive

>>17236250
but it is

>>17236250

You have a special license required to drive a manual.

But we're the ones that think its an achievement.

I don't have a girlfriend anymore.

Feels bad. :(

I'M A GIRL

>>17236612
Prove it

mine doesn't have a penis

>>17235998
I do though. Buying a manual was a fucking great decision

>>17235998
>Woman Driving a mustang

Makes sense.

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I'm not poor.

>>17236612
Post tits

>>17236612
For you

>>17236686
>I'm not poor.
yet your mercedes key is obviously used

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>>17236647
Yup.

>>17235998
i live in chimpcago which is build on a grid layout. not even masochists drive a manual car here.

Manual is only on poverity tier cars.

>>17236790
>subaru wrx
>subaru brz
>the only subaru that are fast
>golf gti
>civic type R
>literally all of the first cars ever built

I don't own a manual car.

>>17236753
>I will not yawn when people talk about the performance of other cars

GM BTFO BY A ROASTIE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>17236818
Why reply to this garbage thread?

>>17235998
I don't have a gf to fondle my stick

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>>17236790
SEVEN HUNDRED AND SEVEN HORSEPOWER OF EIGHT CYLINDER FORCED INDUCTION POVERTY

>>17236818
Still poverty tier

>>17235998
cvt masterrace

>>17235998
My gf can drive manual and has owned one before, she's driven my car(without a hiccup). But her current car is auto.

>>17236876
Still can't turn

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wow OP we're all so impressed. congratulations.

I'm poor and there's no possible way to justify a car purchase and the associated ongoing costs when my current shitbox is still running fine.

>>17235998
>What's your excuse?

Same reason I don't dry my clothes on a line or wash my dishes by hand.

>>17237163
>tattoos
threw up in my mouth

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in Europe all the 80 year old grandmas drive stick and yet for ameridumbs it's a big accomplishment

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>girlfriend

I'm a poorfag and my autotragic is already paid off

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I consider myself to be very retarded and I'm able to drive a manual.
If I can, anybody can.

>>17235998
my gay husband can drive a manual

its not hard when you spend your life playing with phallus shaped opjects

>>17237814
ur mom must b pro

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>>17237822
well she can drive standard so yea probably, thats how i was born anyways m8

>>17237814
Think things through before you say them. Every man has spent his life playing with a phallus regardless of sexual orientation.

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>>17237828
so what you are saying is anyone can drive standard if they just fucking try instead of bitching on /o/ about it?

>>17236030
Yes?

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>>17236686
a used mercedes for $29k doesnt make you non-poor

>>17236597
No, you have it bass ackwards. If you take your test in an auto you get a special retard licence. But everyone takes their test in a manual.

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>>17237163
>forearm hair

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>>17236028
i wanna cuck your bf while i manhandle your privates with my big THICC PENIS

>>17235998
I like receiving handjobs while she drives, so only automatics 4 her.

>>17236818
>cars under 30k msrp
>not poverty

Nice bait

>>17236818
>subaru BRZ
>fast
you can only pick one my dude

>>17235998
In my library of life lessons, the book of girls I've dated who drive a manual is full of chicks who fuck aggressively and are huge psycho cunts... every one of them

Good luck op

>>17235998
>My girlfriend drives a Manuel.

FTFY

>>17235998
Why is she holding the knob so stupidly?

>>17235998
I'm not a poorcuck, nor a racer to care about manual.

You guys are all pathetic....SMFH......zzzzz

>>17235998
Is this a thinly veiled cuck thread? Are you projecting your insecurities on random strangers again?

>>17236223
Well, the are a lot of faggots in Europe, so it makes sense.

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>>17236019
Stop dangling useless doodads on long-ass keychains and you wouldn't have that problems. Anything more than one fob on reasonably sized key ring is just asking for jingling mess and you end up like Miss Piggy in the OP.

>>17235998
>Driving a manual is considered hard
Americans...
>Keys behind the steering wheel
Trash car.
>>17236030
You have to form a complete sentence, not just state your condition.

>>17241206
>I have autism please be understanding
I myself also enjoy a sparse keychain, but at least I recognize my own autism.

>>17237163
>forearm hair
>some kind of faggy ass hippy dream catcher tattoo

So what's her tumblr link senpai?

>>17236876
High HP doesn't make a car less poor-tier
>Needing 8 cylinders for 700HP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxGHw5YztdU