Jay Leno

>>17234362
Depends- what's he driving?

Jay is one of my heroes, so I would be devastated. I might actually burst into tears and feel worse for making a fool of myself.

I'd feel horrible for a long time, for sure.

>>17234368
One of his old Bugattis.

>>17234362
Make sure I break his neck and leave the scene as fast as possible because I am underinsured.

>>17234374
Wouldn't happen. I would be way too careful around it, although I might be so distracted I bump into another car and get to experience Jay's disgust that way.

>>17234404
I didn't consider the insurance angle.

Lol can you imagine dealing with your insurance company over it?

Although we are just talking about a fender bender...not like you're totalling anyone's car here....

>>17234404
I wonder if he would just fix it and make an episode of it?

Some lady hit one of Jerry Seinfeld's vintage Porsches...he just told her to FO.

>>17234532
No insurance claim or report, just 'get out of my life asap'.

>>17234362

Tell him I'm the CEO of some jeans brand. He wouldn't dare to do a thing.

>>17234362
Offer to work for him till it's paid off.

>Jay Leno takes you under his wing
>gets you to fetch him coffee and shit
>one day he decides to teach you about cars, unlike /o/ which just benchraces and spouts memes
>you become Jay's best friend
>over the years the debt is forgotten as you work on everything together, from priceless classics to fun shitboxes
>one day Jay dies
>slip into crippling depression
>drink yourself to death

>>17235041
Sounds like a dream I'll never know.