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>autism thread

This probably isn't possible unless you want to snap the femur in both of your legs. Go to bed OP.

>>17228479
the forces involved would turn your legs into jelly

>>17228479
Anything is possible if you're 'The One."

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>>17228479
Bump for answers

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>>17228497
He gets it***

>>17228479
Just jump off a bridge and it should work out well.

>>17228532
Will do with great pleasure

>>17228479

GOMAD diet until you are 800+ lbs, then jump onto a car.

>>17228814
You b trollin'

>>17228479
This is achievable with modern cars because modern cars are made out of plastic.

>>17228814
This. Also robot legs.

>>17228901
He's getting somewhere....

https://youtu.be/jG-45RHWlU0

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>>17228933
Some long fall boots might work.

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>>17228479
I miss the days of the 9C1

>>17228479
Every action=equal opposite reaction

In order to do this you would need to exert more force on the car than the car could exert on you. Of course, the road would equal your force and the car would be the casualty. Also need to account for the fact that the car went from highway speed to a halt, meaning there isn't just a huge amount of force exerted on the car between you and the road, but also a tremendous amount of force exerted in the opposite direction of the way the cat was traveling

Tldr, no

https://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=-cAyezzVHv4
Still a movie but most realistic way to do it