ITT: post your shitbox and other rate

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Mines up front

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>>17227828
Proper shit box
>>17227844
Bubbas wet dream tier

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Rate m8

>>17227870
Hold my beer/10

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>>17227858
90's midsize suv/10

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>>17227844
Dude that's awesome! What year?

>>17227870
My buddy has one of these. His tires are a bit bigger but shit was a blast.

>>17227858
I was actually looking at one of these for the winter time. It's a toss up between this and a Ranger, really.

>>17227930
My mother had the same thing when I was younger. Comfy ride.

>>17228051
Woops, forgot to put in my ratings.

>>17227844
10/10

>>17227870
offroad adventures/10

>>17227858
8/10

>>17227930
comfy/10

>>17228051
>>17228072
1965

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>>17227828
Def a daily shitbox
5/10

>>17227844
I've decided I like the beaten paint

>>17227858
7/10

>>17227870
Hell yea! My family had one of these things
10/10

>>17228051
5/10

>>17228051
I unironically like the way these look
6/10

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I need a new car. Needs tranny, head gasket, suspension, and it has cancer everywhere because New England.

>>17228827
Light this piece of shit on fire if it needs all that stuff.

>>17228833
Driving it to the scrapyard on Saturday, gonna use that cash to get new tires for my motorcycle, since that'll be my main transport until I buy a new car, probably in the fall.

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here's mine, vagshit+shittymods/10

>>17227828
5/10, meh shitbox
>>17227844
8/10, i hear country music looking at it
>>17227870
10/10 nice
>>17227930
6/10, unique as far as shitboxes go
>>17228051
7/10, underrated but still mediocre
>>17228812
8/10 used to hate these but they've grown on me
>>17228827
4/10 sorry m8

oh i forgot >>17227858
8/10 every other one i've seen has been trashed

>>17227828
4/10
>>17227844
10/10
>>17227858
7/10
>>17227870
9/10
>>17227930
6/10
>>17228051
2/10
looks like a fucking roach lol
>>17228812
8/10
>>17228827
5/10
>>17229060
9/10

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My phone can't take good pictures...

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vroom vroom

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I posted this a couple days ago, but it seems like it belongs here.

>Few weeks back, I bought a '94 Escort, just to buy groceries and run errands in
>Found it oddly relaxing to drive
>Spend all my free time cruising around, listening to relaxing music
>Have owned expensive and sporty cars in the past, but none of them give me the peace that this car seems to
>It's comfy as fuck, quiet, and charming

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>>17227828
Roast me hard bb

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>>17228051

I really dislike the size of the headlights on Velosters.

They don't need to be that long and swoopy, what the fuck.

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>>17229128
Damn man your paint looked better before, did you let it oxidize or was it always like that? As always I'm jelly as fuck about that 240 without the common sunroofs

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>>17227844
crusty old trash

post pics of your mom and maybe I'll reconsider

>>17227930

somehwatuncommon/10

>>17228051

I'd like to make an appointment for a haircut, please.

>>17228812

Icanjustbarelyaffordthefinancing/10

>>17228827

My man, you need to kill yourself as soon as possible.

>>17229060

Put a donk on it.

>>17229111

Gay etc.

>>17229122

Sickest of cunts, chuck a fatass skid yo.

>>17229124

dementia/10

>>17229128

>owns two unreliable Nissans
>rents his place of residence

Not surprising.

>>17229124
I know this feel. I used to drive a Mini Cooper S. It was fun and I got tons of compliments, but then I got an old diesel Mercedes for $700 and enjoyed that much more. Something about a comfy cheap car that you don't have to worry about

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>>17227828
3/10
>>17227844
6/10
>>17227858
4/10
>>17227930
3/10
>>17228051
5/10
>>17228812
6/10
>>17228827
2/10
>>17229060
6/10
>>17229111
7/10
>>17229122
6/10
>>17229124
Disqualified [stock image]
>>17229128
4/10

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>>17229149

I was at a stoplight with a Mini Cooper S the other day and he tried to shut me out of the main lane. I was in the right lane and I sped up to get in front of him and merge into the lane, but he hammered the gas. I had to hammer it too, and my FJ blew the fuck out of him. Are they really that slow? Or was he afraid of getting broadsided by 4100lbs of metal? I feel like they should be faster than an FJ for what they cost.

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>>17229150
How do I find a spot to take an aesthetic picture of my car?!?!

Why don't you folks just buy better cars?

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>>17229174

>why don't poor people just stop being poor

>>17229174
>thinks his 2017 shitbox is better than half the cars in this thread.

>>17229174
show us yours bitch

>>17229174
How come these comments are always made without a car posted?

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>>17229189
>>17229191

hey, don't talk shit about the Chevy Cruze

it's got Audi lights

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>>17229150
>3/10

delete this right now

>>17229168
They're not exceptionally fast; it's more about the handling with Coopers. Mine felt like it was on rails. The Mercedes body rolls like a ship on the high seas

>bought a used shitbox from the 90s that's in really good condition. Has low miles on it, perfect paint, not a dent on it, relatively new interior
>Friends and family talk about it like it's ancient and should be thrown away
>"It's an old car! Why don't you get something new?"

What the fuck is their problem?

>>17229147
the 280z is my friend's not mine.

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>>17229128
3low

>>17228812
My shitbox is from kentucky and has holes in the front for a plate too. Get it undercoated if you can.

>>17229147
>can barely afford financing
Kek, Nigger this is 10% of my monthly income.

Not everyone here is poor

>>17229130
I fucking love these

>>17229238
> muh $300 payment is only 10% of muh income
lmao

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>>17227828
any preludes on here?!

>>17229111
>>17229150
Mememachine/10

>>17229122
Nice 6/10

>>17229124
Stock image/10

>>17229128
Wasn't your 240 white??

>>17229130
6/10
FJs have grown on me

6/10

>>17229235
Hnnnnng
8/10

>>17229251
Monthly income after taxes *

I don't see the issue. Never claimed to be rich, just not poor lol

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>>17229262
red from day 1

>>17229238

>10% of monthly income
>makes 30-40 grand a year
>drives an Infiniti

lol what the fuck

>>17229282
8/10
for a 'shitbox' it looks killa

>>17229282
Hm. I could have sworn I made a superbird out of one of your cars in that ridiculous superbird thread

>>17229291
ur probably thinking of whiskey or ka1ash

>>17229286
Yeah?

I make 36-42k/year after I get raped by taxes, depending on OT and bonus.
I think you guys are severely overestimating the cost of this car.

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r8

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>>17229303
KEK found it

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It's the 2.5 V6.
>>17229282
8/10

>>17229315

>tfw I make 68K after taxes, without OT
>tfw I made an extra 3K and 1.3K in OT and bonus

What's it like being poor trash?

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>>17229387

>2.5L
>V6

What the actual fuck. Those cylinders must be slimmer than your dick for Christ's sake. My V6 is 4.0L, why don't you just drive some little diesel cuckwagon?

>>17229404
It's pretty alright.

I enjoy the things I have

>>17229412
Your SOHC pos probably still outputs about the same Hp, not to speak of acceleration because my car weighs about 3070 lbs compared to your pigfat 4400 lbs boat. .

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>>17229418
>I enjoy the things I have

>pure pleb attitude

Wew.

>>17229436

>said the Eurocuck, as he paid his daily car tax of (everything he owns + his dignity) just to drive into the urban Muslim shithole where he works to scratch out a meager existence in his faltering vassal state

>>17229536
>Literally mad other people are happy

Stay btfo

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>>17229560

Yeah Winston was so very happy, right up until they shot him in the head.

Stay pleb.

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>>17229536
>Switzerland
>vassal state
Please try again.
Of course 2.5l's not much. If I want lots of displacement, I'll get a V8 or V12, not a V6.
But I get shit from a whole lot of people I know for driving "a large displacement car".

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>>17229580

>Switzerland
>literally JEWISH BANK: The Country

Cowardly fucks, there is literally nothing good about Switzerland.

>>17229621
>Switzerland voted best country in the world for multiple categories such as quality of life, lowest business corruption, and education
>literally nothing good

>You (you)
>voted literally most BTFO cuck in multiple categories

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>>17229256
Hello

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>>17227828
5/10
>>17227828
7/10, 8/10 if sloppy truck manual
>>17227858
6/10
>>17227870
No.
>>17227930
Sister almost bought one of these for $600
>>17228051
Turbo?
>>17228812
Nice, but boring
>>17228827
3/10
>>17229060
6/10
>>17229111
7/10
>>17229122
8/10 any mods?
>>17229124
wish it was 8 years newer
>>17229128
fix that fitment bro, 6/10 faded paint too
>>17229130
No.
>>17229132
Baru/Subaru
>>17229138
...
>>17229147
No.
>>17229150
7/10
>>17229235
Nice photo, 8/10
>>17229256
8/10
>>17229354
7/10
>>17229358
rofl/100000000
>>17229387
non-NA/10
>>17229446
YES

I'll give myself a 6/10

>>17229661
AAY those wheels look way better
I think 6/10 is bout right

>>17229621
UK is zionist conspiracy - the country
>for no reason insurance 10-20-100 times more expensive than elsewhere in europe
>insurance mandatory
>banks lazy as fuck open at 12 close at 3pm
>half the days banks cba even opening up so entire country grinds to a half

>>17229643

>Switzerland voted best country by Jewish vassal states
>compared against equally weak and gutted vassal states

Yeah gee willickers what a great place to live.

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>>17229661

Yes.

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Rate.
It's so comfy

>>17229677
No. Dude.
>>17229663
THanks, the fronts are coming soon. Just got the money and ordering them tomorrow.

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>>17227844
10/10
>>17227870
Dr. Freeman?
>>17229111
8/10
>>17229122
9/10

>>17229772
7/10
>>17229677
9/10, I have a soft spot for these
>>17229648
8/10, love the popups
>>17229843
7/10, comfy

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me on the right

>>17229580
Let the faggot go. He probably never heard of Giuseppe Busso otherwise he wouldn't piss on his legendary V6. Your Alfa is fire but I like my 3.0 24v a bit more.

>>17229991
How is a 159 a shitbox tho?

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>>17227828

Just pulled the trigger on this bad boy. Needs some restoring tho.

>>17230042
because it's not a giulia

>>17230052
I like how US got their first Alfa after 4 decades, and now they think it's the best thing since sliced bread.

>>17230059
does the giulia sell though? i rarely even see it in europe but every time i do my heart beats faster
>tfw had a 156, now a 159 and soon a giulia

>>17230102
Dunno dude, I haven't seen one around here although I saw a whole bunch of Giuliettas aside from 156/159/166 etc.

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>>17230043
what engine?
diesel?
>>17229870
very good

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>>17230120

unfortunatelly yes - it's the 2.5L DSE diesel.
And a manual box.
And air suspension

...atleast it has leather and little rust

>>17230119
haven't seen a 166 in ages but i see the giulietta 50 times a day
>tfw alfisti don't greet each other anymore

>>17230120
i like the e60 but it's a turk car here
what engine is yours? 520d?

>>17229991
Nice color choice. 7/10 if diesel, 9/10 if gasoline
>>17230036
Yeah, I'd like to get a 164 3l 24v V6 as my next car or the Thesis 3.2, which is a detuned GTA engine. The 3l has better midrange torque compared to the 2.5l which in turn revs like crazy. .

>>17230102
Here in switzerland, you see about three times as much Giulias as 166 or as much QV's as 166'es.

>>17229147
Why kill myself? I inherited this shit when my grandfather died, it has been great to me until now.

However, there is no excuse for a 2008 car with 106k miles to be in the shape this is in, and it's not for lack of trying; I've put lots of time and effort into maintaining it... mid-2000s Chrysler is trash.

>>17230157
I just rebuilt one in my Lancia Kappa. It was a pain in the but, however ultimately worth the effort.
>>17230152
They do where I'm from. They even include us Lancia dudes, even tho they look at us as the estranged lunatic cousins.

>>17230157
thanks, my friends call me crazy because i want to paint my brake calipers green to kind of get a tricolore with the red paint lmao
anyways, i've only got the 2.2 jts and not the 3.2 v6

your 156 is beautiful btw mate
i've had the 1.9 jtd pre facelift and i just can't stand the 156 facelift idk why

>>17230166
i fucking love switzerland mate
where you at?

>>17230195
that's sweet
in austria they stopped greeting when the giulietta came out and more and more normies bought alfas

>>17230132
is it the 143hp or 163hp commonrail one?
>>17230152
525d, no turks in northern europe (thankfully)

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Ignore the cringe-tier "MUH MUDDING TRUCK" pose, I was merely curious as to how much the water had risen and I didn't feel like risking going in any further

>>17227844
Old school cool, and in an honest condition. Good on you for keeping it stock and looking good

>>17227858
I really like these, and hate the fact that they were discontinued in '95 here

>>17227870
Is that street legal where you are?

>>17229111
Black and yellow is always a good combo

>>17229282
Did you put any good work into polishing and waxing? It might be the picture fooling me a bit, but the red looks really pristine

>>17229412
My old Merc was a 2.4l V6

>>17229661
Still haven't gotten around to fixing that nose or the mismatched wheels? Tsk tsk

>>17230214
Why did you mount the LED bar on your bed cover? Won't you have to redo the mount if when you decide to reveal the bed?

>>17230207

you're speaking of modern stuff
It's the 136 bhp M51D25 used in the 525tds

>>17230206
See, normies around here won't come anywhere close to an Alfa. That's because their greasy mechanic told them 'It's an Italian car, it will break down every other day'. Normies are all up in those VWs, Audis and Mercs. Hopefully, they won't cross over to Alfas any time soon.

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>>17230222
Reveal the bed, as in remove the top?

Its just a matter of two bolts and removing the DT-connector to get it off. It already had these two mounting points when I bought the cover, so it made sense to use those. I've since properly sealed the holes so that no water comes through, flattened the two mounts a little bit to lower the bar closer to the bed

>>17230232
Looking good bro.

>>17230229
let's hope it stays that way for you guys
and i also hope the giulia won't be touched by filthy normies

>>17230196
Green calipers would be very unique. Please post them if you decide to paint them. Yellow also looks very good on Alfa Calipers.
I'm from Aargau, in northern Switzerland.
I also don't like the facelift very much. It looks a bit like the 159 but lacks the nice headlights. My father's 159 and my mother's 147 also have the 1.9 JTD.

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i built this piece of shit

>>17230248
will definitely post the green brake calipers in a car rate or an alfa thread once i do it
i've been to zurich a few times now and absolutely loved it
i agree with the headlights on the 156 facelift..it just doesn't fit

makes me happy to know that both your parents and you have an alfa.. godspeed bro

>>17230256
My father got me started on the Alfa and Lancia virus. His first car was a 1300 Junior, his second a 2l Giulia and after that a Lancia Delta HF Integrale.
So my first car was this Alfa V6.

Love seeing another Alfahead on here. I wish you good luck with your Alfas and safe driving.

>>17229199
Because a picture of their bus pass would be even more inappropriate

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>>17230274
>Lancia Delta HF Integrale.
So uh... about those adoption papers.

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I need to wash my car...

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>>17229661
>8/10 any mods?
Of course! HO swapped, Torker II head, Edelbrock 4bbl, roller rockers, unknown but sweet sounding cam, x-pipes. Is that the V6 firebird that came with those ridiculous rear wheels that somebody welded the brakes on backwards to fit? If so, glad you got it straightened out and reasonable wheels put on it.

>>17229870
memes>10

still jealous tho