>stall in front of a cop

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>driving at 5 over
>cop comes up behind and blues go on
>sits for 5 seconds before overtaking and speeding away

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>when a tall muscular cop pulls you out of the car and pats you down while asking you to spread your legs

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>driving in city
>cop passes in opposite direction
>his lights come on
>doesn't turn around
>continues in the same direction chasing somebody else

>>17226142

Go away

>>17226100
>I know this feel

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>>17226142
>when the cop notices ur bulge

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>>17226100
>driving while suspended
>get stopped at an RBT
>cop doesn't ask for license

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>speeding
>come to a small hill
>come to the crest of the hill
>cop on the other side with radar gun

>>17226100
This happened to me while everyone was looking because they were directing traffic due to an accident. I hadn't stalled in so long so I forgot what to do then when I got my car moving again, I scraped my car horribly on the driveway and it was so loud and everyone saw it.

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>hooning down a backroad
>somehow pass a cop
>pulls me over
>compliments me on my driving skills
>find out he use to race in baja
>lets me off with a warning

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>speed past cop doing 103mph in your ecobox
>he is too busy giving a ticket to a ctsv to chase you

>>17227435
pray to your gods today and thank them

>yesterday
>cop in an XR6 turbo following my Subaru
>goes on for about 30 mins
>driving like a grandma at this point
>doing 40 in a 40 zone
>he gets sick of it, and launches past me at least 70
>Kek all the way home

>>17227435
Bullshit, there's nothing remotely impressive you could be doing that isn't also 150% illegal and an opportunity for him to take a giant chunk out of this month's quota.

>>17227398
I have a license for it.

>5:30am
>just finished shift at warehouse
>doing 140mph on highway because motorcycle
>lights come up on my 6 FAST
>either cop or deranged asshole
>blue&red.jpg
>i pull over into gas station
>chillest cop in history appears
>basically compliments my jap rocket and gives me a fucking written warning
>wut
"be careful on that thing"
"will do"

Being white in Austin basically means youre Saudi royalty with diplomatic immunity I guess.

>>17227594
Anotha one

>driving two way stretch of road parallel to airport.
>crest hill doing 90mph and begin pushing past 100 on the way down
>spot line of traffic oncoming at lowest portion of road 1/4 mile out.
>leading car is either taxi or cop
>pass him doing 120mph
>lol that was definitely not taxi
> watch in rearview as all the cars behind him begin braking, one after the other
>he whips around HARD
>im now climbing back up the hill
>ive maintained 120mph since our earlier introduction but he must want to have a word with me
>looking for exit strategy like a 10 month fetus.
>i briefly lose sight of him as i crest the hill and spot a hard right onto an FM road
>can hear his cruiser screaming up behind me
>look back after making the turn onto another descending road
>literally see just the top of his light bar as he flies straight ahead
>still to this day wonder what he wanted to tell me

>>17227675
>speeding next to an airport
you fucking madman

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>>17226142
>tfw i can never be that lucky

why live?

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>>17226125
They obviously checked your shit and decided if you're worth putting down the donut

>>17227492
>yesterday
>cop in one of the new volvo highway patrols following me on my bike
>doing my 90 limit cause red P's
>get to overtaking lane
>he flies by doing like 140
>see him wave through his rear windscreen
those things are fucking fast. that twincharge isn't just for show.

>roll back on purpose on a hill

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>driving with my buddies
>one of them is drunk af and starts yelling to random people through the window
>cop in front of me
>for some reason didn't detained us

>>17226100
>intersection under police state control due to some fundraising marathon run
>cop controlling the traffic, it's finally my turn
>hill start stall at the intersection
>he just grins at me and lets me get my stuff together
lmao christ

>>17228302
so you can shitpost on 4chan about it.

>>17226100
>>17227431
>>17228422
Is stalling your car illegal or something

>>17228524
In my case >>17228422 it was just embarrassing and he held traffic up so I could get out of there. He was just a cool guy.

>2 years ago
>driving shit box around
>pull into middle school parking lot at 11pm at night
>dumpster diving
>...
>pull out and turn
>cop coming form other direction pulls a U-turn
>ohgreat.jpg
>pops lights on
>....
>frisks me
>takes picture of me
>asks questions
>tickets me for no insurance, and license plate lights out

Worst 45 minutes of my life.

>pulled over just hanging out
>Cop pulls up behind me and parks, gets out (No lights)
>"What the fuck is going on?"
>Walks up to window
>Cop starts a casual conversation and says that he used to have a car like mine
>Eventually realize that he's not acting with any sort of suspicion "Is everything alright, officer?"
>"Oh! Yeah, everything's fine. I'm just on break."
>Continues to talk and laugh with us for a bit, then a call comes through on his receiver
>"You guys take it easy, stay safe on these roads."

Had cops be assholes before, but that guy was great.

>>17228524
No it's just really embarrassing.

I know it happens to everyone once in a while but I'd rather get pants'd in public and have my small penis exposed to a group of people than stall in my car

>>17229277
holy fuck the manuelfag delusion is real

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>>17226100
>Driving 30 over past a cop in a MIata
>Cop doesn't even bat an eye and keeps driving

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>stall in brand new porsche

Lane splitting
See cop stuck in traffic
Revbomb him
He moves out of my way
Proceed to pass

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>>17226100
>Pizza boy life
>Busy night, haulin ass
>Niggas need that shit hot and fresh
>Jamming out in my little shitbox
>Multiple deliveries in one area, been doing 20 over on the same road all night
>Come to stop light
>Cop pulls up next to me
>He's got the most beautiful handlebar stache I've ever laid eyes upon
>"Is that Sabbath or just Dio?"
>J-just Dio
>Gives me a thumbs up and a smile
>Part ways on green
Fuckin cops man