/coal/

>your

Your people sound like idiots.

>>17224101
>drives a truck usually driven by construction workers or secretly gay manlets with microdick
>looks for
>bros
>to roll coal with
Go to your local gay club to find partners for this shit.

>always the Triple Turbo V10 DudeManBro HyperUltraTowDuty version of a truck
>99 times out of 100, has a fart can/decat'd exhaust so it sounds like an International that hasn't seen maintenance since Reaganomics was a thing
>blast nasty fucking smoke all the goddamn time, choking pedestrians and being a fucking vision hazard to traffic
>rides EVERYONE'S ass even if they're going 10 over the speed limit, and cuts EVERYONE off without a turn signal, because EVERYONE HAS TO KNOW THAT I CAN STOMP ON MUH GAS
>trailer hitch is designated truck-nut territory, and doesn't serve any utilitarian towing purpose (not that the driver knows how to tow)
>bed is woefully unusable due to ridiculous lift kit that isn't for mudding or overland purposes (once again, it's unlikely that the driver knows how to off-road without bricking his status symbol)
>50/50 split the tires are either cheap Chinese all-terrains that'd be lucky to see dirt on a curb check, or whatever they can afford to stretch over tacky chrome Iron Cross/skull/spikey wheels
You are cancer. Please proceed to the nearest ditch and follow your rollover instincts till breathing ceases.

>his "people" are drawn together by being mutually assblasted

l o l

>>17224101
I key trucks that have nothing in the bed.
Worthless vehicle driven by cucks whose only way to be in control is by driving "MUH BIGGER THAN YOURS" fagmobile like a cunt.

>>17224101
yeah, just because i drive a small gasser pickup doesn't mean you have to spread your douche fumes all over my truck. asshole. it would be a pleasure to watch you all inhale the fumes you release from your jacked up micropenis mobiles all while locked up in a small chamber, gasping for air, wanting to escape but can't. you deserve this kind of torture.

>>17224112
>bornplace

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>>17224112

>bornplace

Hello there

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>there are people who still dont care about the planet

>the planet the human race lives on

>and will surely die without

like yeah i drive a petrol car but jesus, at least its a 4 cylinder and i recycle

>>17224101
>your an
Looks about right

>>17224101
>Any coal rolling bros here?

Is it coded speak to say you seek a nigger to sodomize you ?

>>17224381
fuck, touche

ppl really need to stop hatein on others who wanna roll coal. I agree there is a time and place for it, like when your buddy is cruising behind u in his chevy 1/2 ton gasser and u lay a think cloud of smoke in his face thats funny lmao

>>17224419
>i simply NEED to coal roll this guely walking on the side walk, my sexuak urges tell me to and I can't deny them

>thats funny lmao

That confirms coal rollers are all retarded.

>>17224336
retard

>numale cucks triggered by smoke
I like it

>>17224451
Yea everyone love breathing in carcinogens

>>17224456
its just soot
fragile numale libcucks

>>17224463
No its not "just soot" it's a huge conglomerate of combustion derivatives that are highly carcinogenic. Soot is what you get from wood fires and isn't the same thing by a long shot

>>17224101
coal is better

>>17224456
bohoo you will die anyway, little snowflake.

>>17224463
>just soot
Soot is carcinogenic and causes lung disease

>>17224490
>you will die eventually so it's ok
Put your mouth on an exhaust pipe and suck so hard you'll make the engine sound like a Jake brake

>unironically responding

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>>17224101
>you're
>song of my people

>>17224234
here's the (you) that you were fishing for

Off yourself

>>17224336
Like I give a fuck about a brown future

Nigger lover

>>17224502
All my replies are irony.

>>17225470
>he has given up
You deserve the fate you are expecting, you meek manlet

>seeing /o/ which is normally filled with emotionally stunted retards actually give the MUHKOWLROLLA his shitty dues
>feel just a slightly little bit better

Thanks /o/

>coal rolling fags seek validation from fellow imbeciles
Makes sense

If you want a vehicle that can haul a real load, just get a real truck. If you wanna swallow a load, put stacks on your pickup

>>17224101
whenever I see someone with a truck like this, I always wonder why they don't just kill themselves

The idiots who do this think they are making power, when all they are doing is dumping excess fuel into the engine and wasting and damaging it.

I drive a 98 Chevy K3500 that has the 6.5 diesel in it, no mods and it blows a little black smoke when I step on it.. oh, and it isn't lifted to hell and back with shitty chrome rims on it. It's used as a work truck to haul and tow shit.

>>17224101
The only thing about this that bothers me is all the wasted fuel. How about getting a proper tune that burns all the fuel?
>more power?
>better mpg?
>????????

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I'm so glad this 'lifestyle' doesn't exist outside america. Must be fun to get t-boned by one of these things.

>>17226139
Yeah but it's still cool to look at. Like tanks that make their smokescreens by injecting fuel into the exhaust system.
It's as close as people can get to the childhood dream of being a monster truck driver.

>>17224234
>pulls truck into home depot.
>starts walking inside.
>Bernie faggot keys your Truck.

Nigger behavior.

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>>17224101

>>17224475
>Soot is what you get from wood fires

And it's carcinogenic. Take your hippie commune wood stove heated cabin and BTFO.

>>17224101
At least OP's NOx emissions are low.

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have fun with your manditory DEF fluid faggot

>>17226729
Why is there a monster truck parked in his driveway

>>17224203
But cutting your springs and putting a fart can on a 90hp 4banger is cool right?

At least brotrucks are quick and don't need to slow down to 1mph to navigate a speed bump.

>>17227975
>But cutting your springs and putting a fart can on a 90hp 4banger is cool right?
Never said that. Stancers are cancer, too.
>At least brotrucks are quick and don't need to slow down to 1mph to navigate a speed bump.
My problem with brotrucks is that they're done simply BECAUSE TRUCK. They don't haul or carry, they don't off-road. They don't even travel at speed correctly. If it doesn't involve unreciprocated stoplight pulls, cutting off smaller cars, going to AutoZone for more Monster stickers, or going to the clubs for another no-hitter night, it doesn't happen. Brotrucks do the exact same shit as coal rollers, minus the aforementioned coal rolling.

>>17224101
No. I maintain my truck and don't want it to perform like shit since I actually use the damn thing for truck duties.

>>17226027

I've got a single stack in the Landcruiser. I tow boats as part of my job and on a longer trip the trailer and stem/port quarter would slowly foul up but no longer an issue with the pipe behind the cab. Still plenty of tray to use.

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>>17226729
>Must be fun to get t-boned by one of these things.
KILLED A GUY BUT AT LEAST I DIDN'T HAVE TO REPLACE MY BUMPER

arguments brotruck faggots use
>looks cool
>makes haters mad
arguments stancefags use
>looks cool
>makes haters mad
makes_u_think

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>>17232223
>ear ring
Could've just as well written I SUCK COCKS on the sweater.

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>>17232223

Californian here. Can someone explain to me what coal rolling is?

>>17232283
What all of your white women do over there

>>17227931
Link to any stickers of this or do I have to get one made?

>>17226729
Where does this guy live that he won't get ticketed for parking across the sidewalk?

>>17232176
>spic tier mustang
>spic neighborhood

nothing of value was lost

>>17226729
>streetfront is literally 100% garage door
>front door isn't even plainly on the side, but actually hidden in a nook
How much exactly do Americans love their garages if they want their entire house to look like one? Who the hell even approved this god damn design? What's with the fucking roof vents?

>>17232327
Don't cut yourself on that edge. The truck driver was at fault for the crash, ran a stop sign.

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>>17232291

So these guys in trucks get gender studies degrees and bitch about patriarchy? That's cool, I guess. Very progressive.

>>17232339
Ricky

>>17224234
That's some faggot type shit even niggers might not partake in. Fuck outta here.

>>17224101
is rolling coal even a thing anymore? Thought it fell out of fashion years ago?

The one cool thing about trucks is that they are easy to work on since you don't need a jack for most things. Oil, clutch, transmission, etc... you can all do without a jack. It's beautiful.

>>17227975
>Brotrucks are quick
What are the laws of physics?

>>17232176
I got t-boned by an H2 does that count?

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>>17232509
There are 8 seconds trucks tho

>>17224234
kill yourself

So many angry souls that need to fuck right off back to /n/

if you like rolling coal so much, why don't you run the exhaust into the cabin and do the world a favor.

>>17232517
If the same engine was in a light aerodynamic frame it would probably be a 6 second car that can also corner and brake eternally better. People hardly ever daily 8 second cars, let alone trucks, and brodozers are most often daily drivers with a 0-60 of 8 seconds that the drivers think are "quick".

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>>17232546
Sure man, but still, they run the quarter in 8

>>17232333
Are you sure the front door isn't on the other side of the garage? My family's house has something similar, but that side door is another way into the garage

>>17232430
It's still very much alive, even here in CA

>>17232223
>done for the purpose of validation from others
Coal rollers are like women

>>17232562
Oh shoot darn you got me there!

>>17232562
Foreal tho, it's just a waste of money if going fast is your main goal. It's like the local autistic kid who thinks his stilts will make him run faster.

>>17232567
It's fucking ugly either way.

>>17232223
>see is

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>>17232509
Keep in mind these trucks are pretty quick from the factory with 800+ft/lbs of torque. Guys don't crank the fuel to just make smoke, they do it to get more power. 1200ft/lb at the wheels will get 150lbs of wheels and tire going pretty damn quick.

>>17232546
I've been in a lot of lifted brotrucks going down logging roads at stupid speeds. They can handle fine. Your 60hp diesel clownbox wouldn't stand a chance on a twisty road against a properly tuned diesel truck.

>>17232735
You can make smoke with very little power and you can make power with very little smoke.

>>17232735
>rolling coal
>properly tuned
Lol

I used to share the common opinion that coal rolling made no sense, that it was just a waste of time. But then I realized who am I to say how people have fun.

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>>17232749
Every diesel will smoke when you drown the engine with fuel. It still doesn't stop them from making stupid power.

>>17225470
So your response to a "brown future" is to blast black stuff over the present

>>17232223
Coal rollers = attention whores confirmed

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>>17232599
Nothing wrong with being the autistic kid

>>17232757
The keyword is "drown the engine". As soon as it starts smoking it's reached peak power and it's only a sign that you've gone too far on your fuel tune.

>>17232735
1200ft/lb is impressive, but that's a lot of money for something that's not a whole lot quicker than a stock STi or FoRS (just a few examples, not shilling vapemobiles) on the straights, let alone corners.

If you want to fly down logging roads wouldn't it be cheaper to mod a car wth rally-esque suspension, as opposed to a truck? A gas car would also have quicker throttle response and breaking, correct?

Anyway, I do drive a truck, and I admit that trucks do have the advantage in go anywhere capability, and cosmetic appeal to certain people, but cars are just simply more bang for buck in performance, and quite sexy to me.

>>17232866
>implying brotrucks fly down logging roads
All they fly down is suburban roads tailgating people and swerving in and out of traffic without indicators. One of the greatest blights on public roads.

>>17232881
That's true I was just being civil. I do know a diesel tuner who does very good jobs on pavement princesses though, but it's not worth my money or my pride.

>>17232866
A 1200ft/lb brotruck boost launched in 4x4 would destroy those as long as manlet Matt isn't running full retard mode mud boggers.

Even a full WRC prepped car will rip its wheels off if you fuck up slightly and don't have much clearance. You can't beat the utility of a 4x4 when the going gets really tough or winter.

I don't support it either but their quickness is pretty impressive for something that size and they're a million times more useful than a sports car.

>>17232881
Of course that's all you see as you look out the bus window. Try leaving the basement and go to the bush sometime.

>>17232333
>massive garage
>house is 90% garage
>truck still doesn't fit in garage
>family probably lives in garage
>Muh truck
>Muh coal
>Muh garage

Gotta love my borderline retarded neighbors to the south. I say come visit Canada but I'm afraid we don't have nearly enough rascal scootyscoots for the lot of you.

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I remember when I was really little I wanted the closest thing to a monster truck as road legally possible. Looking back at it now I could have never known how wrong I was.

Pic unrelated

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>>17232969
In case you're wondering, the answer is air suspension. Let the air out for legal height, pump it up for maximum growth off public roads.

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Today I saw a Dodge Ram something Cummins just pouring out white smoke instead of the douch bag black. What was wrong with it?

>>17232943
>1200ft/lb truck would destroy...
Well yes, but if you put the same amount of money you put into the truck into a similarly priced car, it would smoke the truck, because weight n shiet.

>Trucks are better in winter
There's no weight over the driving wheels, and 4x4 is almost always part time. Full time AWD on a well balanced vehicle would be best for snow. Painful to say, but maybe a Subaru crossover would be best?

Again, I admit it is very impressive moving so much mass so quickly, but it's so unnecessarily expensive and ugly to me. I wouldn't want to associate myself with that crowd either.

>>17232995
Coolant leak in the engine

Brotruck culture makes me glad I don't live in the US

>>17233002
That's what I was thinking. Probably didn't help it any by tearing ass down the highway.

>>17232943
I agree that your WRC point is much more valid though.

>>17232995
white smoke = coolant
black smoke = fuel
blue smoke = oil

>>17226729
Grade A faggotry

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>>17232943
>they're a million times more useful than a sports car
Yeah I bet this dude loves to weightlift lumber into his bed.

>>17233029
I'm sure he's very confident with his sexuality and gender :^)

>>17233000
It's doesn't cost a lot get to 1200lbs in a diesel truck. Diesels are built strong to begin with. Most diesel trucks in that range are running a mostly stock engine and drivetrain.

Even the best awd systems don't come close to 4x4 with weight in the bed and some form of limited slip or locking diffs in winter. That Subaru with 3 inches of ground clearence will leave you fucked if you slide into a ditch. With a good truck you might have a slightly better chance of getting out which matters when it's -40 out and there's no cell reception.

tldr: There's nothing wrong with making your daily drive more fun to drive. Don't think your "above" a brotruck driver in your stanced Civic. Your both on the same level.

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>>17233029
God damnit, I wish my sports car was as practical as that truck.

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>more accessible than pickup beds
>more cargo space than pickup beds
>higher load rating than pickup beds unless you compare it to DRW trucks
>detaches when not needed to benefit fuel economy and parking
>no problem pulling thanks to diesel torque
This somehow upsets the American in his oversized petrol powered tonka truck

>>17233043
Fair enough. I'll stick with my 2wd 94 gasser Ram 2500

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>>17233057
Where does my fifth wheel go? And what the fuck is wrong with that trailer?

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>>17233090
The fifth wheel goes on a stock truck, not on one of those retarded clown trucks, you fucking faggot. Also you don't own a fifth wheel. Also fifth wheels are moronic. Bring a tent if you want to enjoy the outdoors, you spoiled bastard. Or stay home if you can't bear a week without a microwave and flatscreen TV. Useless ass maggots.

>this entire thread
>giving shit to truck drivers
>not a single derailed Corvette vs GTR shitpost yet

I am glad we can put aside our autism to give shit to the idiots who role coal.

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>>17233057

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itt:faggots who dont even /truk/

>>17233219
Better know how to drive that fucker because a load like that isn't really light duty truck territory even though you probably squeak under the weight limits via technicality.

What does the combination weigh?

>>17233219
RIP transmission

>>17233252
>light duty truck

all modern duallies are capable of towing all the way up to the CDL limit and then some (26,000 lbs or w/e)

>>17233278
modern duallies are gvw rated at 49999lbs

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>>17233293
forgot pic

>>17233293
I live near a shipping port that deals with massive container ships. You would be amazed at the amount of duallies that show up and haul away their containers. It's such a funny sight

>>17232223
>see's
for fuck's sake even the coal rolling jew sweater companies are illiterate

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>truks gonna truk

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>>17224101
ayyyyy

https://youtu.be/2I0dDzPyrtE?t=6m55s

You can report coal rollers

Nevada: http://www.smogspotter.com/
California: https://www.arb.ca.gov/enf/complaints/smoke.htm
Texas: https://www.tceq.texas.gov/airquality/mobilesource/vetech/smokingvehicles.html

Take a picture of the license plate and the smoke. Fines are up to $5000 now.

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>>17233441

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>>17233441

Utah: https://deq.utah.gov/ProgramsServices/programs/air/mobilesource/smokingcar.htm
New Mexico: https://www.cabq.gov/environmentalhealth/vehicle-emissions-testing/report-smoking-vehicle

etc...

>>17233029
There are degrees of truck modification you imbecile. A slight lift, good tires, modified drivetrain, you got a vehicle thats fun on the street and in the pasture. Im sure in the city its a status symbol, but where I live it's better than a sportscar or god forbid some fucking ricer trash

>>17233441
i'm looking forward to seeing the next asshole roll coal, just so i can call the cops.

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>>17233029
>>17233044
>>17233034
>>17233536
Pic is very obviously shopped, or he's a strangely proportioned midget. Either way this pic renders a pretty good overview of the kind of self absorbed, insecure microdicks OP wants to fellatio with.
>Mirror the size of torso
>Could almost walk straight in the open door without banging head
>Door handle is as tall as head, mullet, and trukker cap
>feerd logo bigger than his rodeo 4thunner up best pig molester belt buckle
>He can literally crawl down the exhaust to inspect soot buildup on booger-welded homescratch exhaust system assembled by cuzzin Zeek

>bed
>empty, and undoubtedly shiny as fuck

>>17233441
good luck having a clear view of my plate cuck

>>17235139
Ever heard of a fucking dashcam Jeb?

>>17232994
i hope whoever drives this lives somewhere where there's no wind or roads with curves

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>>17233449
>>17233456
Get mad, faggots. You're the ones breaking the law and endangering my health.

>>17232994
I hope they try to slalom it at 120 lol
Seriously though most of these style trucks are akin to lowriders and stancemobiles. You pretty much never see them in interstate level traffic. You drive something that radical daily it breaks weekly, and is no fun at all in between.

>>17233327
>literally nothing wrong with this, great idea. Fuck rock chips
>I hope they incorporated flexible standoffs for the flaps so I can utterly 'knife my trailer to insanely tight 3 point turns


>>17233351
>stock pipe
>no soot all over everything
>no 35's, no lift
Go to an agriculture thread, this is /COAL/

>>17233366
All soot, no tires? Why not just fill the washer fluid with ATF and put the squirter into the intake? I did this, it's literally push button smoke for free.

>>17224234
Good. Key all coal rollers.

I have no remorse for anyone who drives a huge old truck.

>>17235164
>literally nothing wrong with this
Except for the extra three feet of leverage putting stress on the frame and upsetting the suspension. There's a reason regular hitches are supposed to be as close to the bumper as possible and fifth wheels and semi truck couplings are situated right on top of the rear axle(s).

Wouldnt coal roal myself, but if I could find a tesla, add an engine and coal roal that id do it for laughs.

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>muh dieselgate
>it's okay when chebbies do it

I don't mind coal rollers. So long as they're doing it at home, in the garage, with the doors closed.

>>17235559
A company knowingly cheating emissions laws =/= rednecks modifying their shitboxes

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You can take your Prius and shove it up your ass I'm southern and proud of it and I roll coal I drive my 1998 dodge 2500 Cummins and get your heads out of your ass and there are better things things to talk about you hippy tree hugging dumbasses

>google rolling coal
>Rolling coal is the practice of modifying a diesel engine to increase the amount of fuel entering the engine in order to emit an under-aspirated sooty exhaust that visibly pollutes the air.[1] It also may include the intentional removal of the particulate filter.[2] Practitioners often additionally modify their vehicles by installing smoke switches and smoke stacks. Modifications to a vehicle to enable rolling coal may cost from $200 to $5,000.
>Rolling coal is a form of conspicuous air pollution, for entertainment or for protest.[3] Some drivers intentionally trigger coal rolling in the presence of hybrid vehicles (when it is nicknamed "Prius repellent") to taunt their drivers, who are perceived as being environmentally motivated in their vehicle choice. Coal rolling may also be triggered at foreign cars, bicyclists, protesters, and pedestrians.[5][6][7][8] Practitioners cite "American freedom" and "a stand against rampant environmentalism" as reasons for coal rolling.
Why are americans such mongoloids?