Sex in cars

>>17217446
Here's one: riding virgin. It's where you ride the bus and shit post on /o/. You can get off really fast if you are a tripfag.

Driving a miata: gay

this is going places...

shift knob dildo shall henceforth be called a shift job. Or a knob job.

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>got road head
>never came
>tfw no gf

Owning a ford = long distance walker
Eating boogers while driving = pick n lick
Jerking off while driving and you got porno playing on your phone that's sitting on the cluster = my morning commute :^)

>>17217749
I suggest calling it a "Chicago Shift"

Sex where she is on top, sunroof open and her head is sticking out should be called "jack in the box."

>>17217446
Those look like two sets of men's feet.

>>17217895
Well, it *is* a Volvo...

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>>17217895
Kek

>>17217446

Ramual.

>>17217749
Seconding knob job, sounds fucking great

Fart can- roll up the windows and have vigorous anal sex until the car stinks.

>>17217472
Underrated post!

>>17217779
>Has anyone ever done this?

I've literally listened to erotica while driving and jerking on an 8 hour drive to my gfs place. Edged the whole way.

>pussy shifting

>>17217749
"The Alphonse" sounds better to me.

>>17217446
what about "hitting the apex" ?

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>>17217446
>having sex in car
literally cuckold tier. afraid mommy will catch you in your bedroom?
>>17218674
nice obsession.

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>>17218723
>tfw mommy catches you balls deep
>tfw her brother also catches you balls deep

my mom was cool and just told me to wear protecting but her brother wanted to kill me

>>17218730
wtf. why was her brother there?

>>17218734
because we were in her house

we were fucking IN THE FUCKING FLOOR

>>17218739
still talk to her?

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>>17218744
No, she cheated on me so I guess thats where my NTR fetish comes from