>friend got on the road a few months ago and he's still getting the hang of some stuff
>driving somewhere with his phone playing on bluetooth
>album finishes
>he grabs his phone and unlocks it
>>17214370
>driving with employer
>Sitting at a double left turn in outer lane.
>Green light
>He crosses the line in to the inner lane.
>Starts honking, gesturing and swearing at the other driver.
>>17214370
>friend drinking a Monster brand Monster Energy drink
>"it's fine, anon. It's the diet version, so it's healthy"
>driving on highway
>fumbles drink
>ducks completely under the dash to pick up the car
>traffic is stopped up a head
needless to say, I took his keys that day and chauffeured his ass around in his Cavalier
>>17214414
>Ducks under the dash to pick up the car
I'd pay good money to fucking see this
>>17214414
*can
>>17214425
kek, I can imagine one of those troll physics comics now
>winter time heavy snow
>brother's driving a rental
>shitty tires on it almost bald
>I'm in back seat with friend
>going around highway onramp
>friend and I decide to throw our weight to side
>see if we can make car slide out
>it works
>car fishtails to one side then the other as brother fights to regain control
>tells us to fuck off don't do that shit
>nobody died but we gave him quite a scare
I'm a worst passenger
My buddy took me for a Friday nite drive in his souped up M300 series
I was expecting backroad twistes
He proceeded to drive us downtown in front of the clubs and bars and revved the engines and got annoyed when I rolled my window up in front of a huge lineup of ppl looking in at us
He then took us on the long mostly straight highway where he tailgated slow ppl very aggressively
It was pretty fucking gay
>ride with friend who is a bit of a clown.
>coming up to a red light.
>he's not slowing down.
>Thinking he's fucking with me, he'll stop surely.
>still hasn't slowed.
>HEY ITS A RED LIGHT!!!
>slams brakes and ends up stopped in the pedestrian cross walk.
>gets butt hurt about me telling him it was a red, and that i distracted him.
>tell him he could' of killed someone in the cross walk.
>he gets super defensive. (not willing to admit he fucked up)
>3 years pass.
>since then he's rear ended someone (totaled), spun out into a fire hydrant (totaled), and has had 2 parking lot collisions.
>still buddies tho.
>FF to recently.
>"hey anon i got a new car lets chill and shit"
>riding with friend who's still a clown.
>coming up to a red light.
>he hasn't slowed down (fiddling with the new infotainment toys)
>remembered how I was in the wrong last time.
>also think he's fucking with me so i call his bluff.
>car is new honda safety mobile so not too worried.
>OH SHIT!!!
>slams the brakes and ends up stopped just before the cross walk. (improvement)
>He doesn't say anything for a sec and neither do I.
>"Dude, you could of told me it was red."
>Nah man, I'm not going to tell you how to drive.
>talk/passively argue as we drive.
>he got defensive, not willing to admit he fucked up, and pinned it on me.
>ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I'll be your early warning for everything because I can't tell when you're fucking with me.
>"Well you don't have to be a backseat drive, just let me know"
>NOPE, can't take the chance.
>still mates tho.
>>17214493
fucking LOL
>riding high af with friend, smoking a blunt
>friend is driving
>brand new 330i
>friend panics for some retarded reason and takes the wrong turn
>clips a curb, splitting the rim in half
>end up in a one way street
>tell him to man up and fucking floor it out of here
>guy in rio yells at us but we were so high we didn't really listen to anything but the music
>miraculously make it to suburb
>back to house safe, sound, and still high
>>17214443
>Traffic ahead
>Drop through floor, deadlift car over traffic
>FUNCTIONAL STRENGTH PRAISE RIPPLETITS
i have this friend who's an absolute shit driver
>nocar
>tailgates
>reckless speeding
constantly "offers" to drive.. like fuck no bitch get your own wheels
one time leaned across from the passenger seat at nighttime in a quiet residential neighborhood to blast on the horn and i fucking lost my mind
>>17214799
also got upset at me when i didn't wasn'tinvite himon a 10000km road trip for all those reasons i listed
>driving by old highschool
>girl needs ride
>im driving her home
>i glance over at her legs, place hand on it
>ew no wtf stop!! While hitting me
>im trying my best to get in her panties and finger her violently
>she's gripping into my arm, eyes closed, little pushes before quitting, only to start again
>its so gushy
>i grab her neck and pull my basketball shorts
>ive been hard, i jack off while forcing her to stare
>i grab her tits, finger her while im getting precum all over the armrest
>she's crying and it turns me off. I kick her out and speed off
I moved states. Im in the safe now
>>17214819
I'm amazed you did all of this while moving
>>17214828
I stopped once she grabbed my arm, I pulled over on road. Girls are horny bro
>>17214836
>stopped
should have finished what you started you fucking degenerate.
>>17214866
She was crying, then i stopped
Got some sweet feels, and got her to see my cock
>>17214887
Jesus Christ
>Hey can I get a ride?
>*licks lips*
>sure thing girly
>>17214887
You were already going to prison at that point, you might as well have finished the job.
>>17214907
Bro if you was a girl, would you say no to gettin a ride in a smokin ws6?
She wanted it just as much as I did! I kno it
>>17214924
Lmao see how that holds up in court.
>unlocking a phone to change music
>triggers OP
LOL nigga anyone who's owned their phone longer than a week can unlock it without looking at it, even if they use a PIN number lockscreen. I do that shit all the time when I'm on a long drive and the playlist ends.
You want harrowing? Last time I rode shotgun with someone, he got a text and removed BOTH hands from the wheel at 75mph on a busy highway to reply, and tilted his head down to look at the phone and everything. He would look up like once every 5 seconds. Not exaggerating, a full 5 seconds. I had to grab the wheel when he started drifting into a semi. He thought this was acceptable and a perfectly normal thing to do when I yelled at him.
>>17214799
>nocar
>drives like a shithead
Who's letting him use their car?
>be me
>last may
>at convention
>everybody wants to go to the mall because the con hasn't started yet
>fine we let's go
>we all pile into some guys automatic accord because we can't fit five in my truck
>go there fine
>they do their thing and we all leave about an hour later
>parking lot has slanted stalls
>we pulled in no problem
>but he pull out the opposite way
>no traffic so not a big deal
>but he backs into some guys new truck
>other guys isn't there
>he and I get out
>he says that it's okay and we should go
>I'm a little bit livid
>we get back to the hotel
>"we're staying at the hotel"
>friend says that if we do drive anywhere, I should do it because we can't trust the other guy
>>17214931
>inb4 judge is chebby fangirl
>slams roastie with contempt of court charge and assault of anon's character
>>17214493
>M300
You mean the little Chevrolet EV piece of shit?
>>17214493
>M300 series
Noble?
>>17214714
>splitting the rim in half
Why would you lie anon?
>>17215010
Am I? For all I know, I was tripping mad balls when I checked the rim, but it looked broken to me.
Not my problem either way, it's his car.
>>17214932
why did you assume he wasn't looking at it?
dude fully leaned over to the holder and started fiddling with the music player
>>17214585
STOP RIDING IN HIS CAR
I drive uber in the weekends, I have a worst passenger story every day.
>giving friend a ride home
>on freeway going pretty fast
>he pushes the ignition button
>nothing happens
>starts laughing "just a prank bruh"
Nigga we could have died wtf
>riding with sister back when we lived in the same town
>going with her to pick out some shelves, cupboards and a kitchen I'm putting up for her
>notice that the car seems to "wiggle" a bit
Note, this is mid-January and the roads are pretty much just ice and snow
>she pulls out on the road
>rear of the car spins the fuck out
>we're now sliding backwards down the hill
>slams the brakes, power of finnish rubber stops us quickly
>she had not disengaged the handbrake
>"oh MB, I often forget to take that one off, its so much easier with the ambulance we have at work as that one is just a button and tells you when its on"
And thus I was reminded that she was legally allowed to drive an ambulance, somehow
>>17214414
>Traffic is stopped up a head
That must've been a big head
>>17215730
greentext some
>>17215743
My brother completely destroyed his e-brake system by driving around with it on for months. Luckily nobody rides with him. It was a subaru so I guess the AWD kept his retardation in check and still delivered enough power to the ground to move, but he must have been going through gas like a motherfucker. The drum, shoes and related springy hardware, and cable were all replaced.