driving beer thread

>beer
No better than piss

I drink drive with bourbon
Always I'm stoned
Every now and then speed

>>17209729
Alcohol tastes like ass anyway, you should kill you'reself for drinking it even while not driving

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Corona

For me it's Schmidt, the best driving beer.

Any brew I want (as long as it's a corona)

>>17209729
i prefer the smooth creamy taste of my bfs cum

Corona light is the only acceptable answer

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>>17209729
>tfw this does not work with my setbelts

We have a local brewery here called "Red Trolley" that I like, but if not that, then Stella Artois

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>>17209902
I'm just going to say that American whiskey is the best liquor. Tequila is good though.

My go-to beer is Sierra Nevada Torpedo, but I almost never drink beer anymore.

I don't drink and drive (I used to though, 8-10 years ago, to get home from frat parties).

Drip coffee infused with meth is the best driving drink. Stimulants + driving = god mode.

>actually drinking mass produced crap
It's like you don't actually like beer.

stella because it's light and refreshing and you can chug it fast, and it gets you drunk fast.

>>17209890
Stella jews you out of .8 ounces.

Driving to work I like a lighter wheat beer, Allagash White is a good one. After 11pm if I have to do a road test I'll grab a Speakeasy Tallulah EPA. Driving home I step it up to something a bit stronger, normally Lagunitas Brown Shugga or The Waldos.

my buddy just got 'popnbtl' as his vanity plate, fucking idiot is gonna get his third dui so fast

today we were driving backroads home and he bet me five bucks i couldnt toss my 40oz into the 2.5ton dump trailer we were pulling. so i finish my beer and right before we enter the suburbs, i throw the bottle way over the back of the trailer and almost hit the indian guy right behind us. he swerved out of the way. turns out there was a fucking long line of cars on that road behind us. the road my buddy was driving like a real jackass on. the indian guy honks at us to pull over and lets us know our trailer doors were swinging open. god im stupid, but my buddy is way stupider