>old person who drives 10mph below the speed limit

>>17208342
I'm from LA and it's always those God damn gooks in the highway that are on the fucking left lane going 40 and the limit is 55

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I was stuck behind one of these yesterday.
Then I decided I had enough and passed her.
On the offramp.

>>17208358
>I'm from LA
Sorry to hear that.

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>>17208342
>short mexican midget lady in a large dodge ram pickup driving 15 mph in a 50 mph zone

>>17208342
I sometimes drive at or below the speed limit when there's a ragefag behind me.

>>17208358
>fucking left lane going 40 and the limit is 55
That would be illegal in Germany and yields a hefty fine. I'm always bewildered when I see American videos and people overtake on the right. No wonder the US has twice as many traffic fatalities as Germany.

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The 17 member Mexican family piled in the chevy astro that drive 30mph in the desert highway because they can't haul ass carrying themselves across the border

>Asshole in a lifted brodozer who tailgates you no matter how fast you go

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>>17208511
Slow down just for him :^)

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>>17208342
>dazed and confused retards who forget to turn their high-beams off

Also
>Brand new Mercedes gunning on my oncoming side
>please turn your highbeams off
>still gunning
>FUCK SAKES
>they turn off about 40m out
>reactivate instant our noses cross, microwaving my peripheral vision
Fuck auto high beam

>>17208555
>car has only one stick thing
>let me just put on the turn signal
>signal, highbeams, and wipers all come on

Just fucking end it already, you need to play bop it with the stupid thing to drive the car, just add a second one on the right hand side.

>>17208573
How is that even possible, or legal? The stick things I've had only have two different planes of motion, back and forth, and up and down. The right one in my car is solely dedicated to the million+ wiper settings.

How can a thing with only two planes of motion control 3 functions?

>>17208590
Knobs, and you can push the stick in.

It's forward for high beams, down for left turn, down hard for wipers and washing fluid, up for right turn, in for wipers on high, and a knob adjust the wiper speed and turns them on. It's also loose as fuck, so it's super easy to activate all these things.

>going through the intersection with my highbeams on and wipers on max in the middle of the day in the sun

>That guy in the muscle car who drives super slow
>Isn't trying to risk it all on 5sec of fun on this straight road

>>17208511
In my area this happens a lot, not sure what their thought process is, but I always outpace them in a straightaway. God forbid we get onto a back road with turns, why would they embarrass themselves like that?

>>17208417
Me too

>>17208511
>>17208515
I would, but they have their high-beam LEDs and fog lights on and it's burning my corneas because their truck is lifted just enough to put their lights directly in my rear window so I need to shift into third and floor it to get away from them so I can see again.

I used to get mad at old people especially when they do shit like coming to a complete stop on the on ramp trying to merge into the interstate, but then I grew up and realized they're trying to pilot these machines that were basically invented, or at least popularized, in their lifetimes, and they're really just trying to do the best they can with what limited faculties they have left. Self driving cars really can't come soon enough so maybe they can get a reprieve from driving.

>>17209038
>coming to a complete stop on the ramp trying to merge into the interstate
Nope. No excuse. I rage so hard when people do this in front of me.

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>>17208515
>tries to pass me
>speed up

>people constantly hitting the brake while driving in a straight line in perfect weather with nothing in front of them

>>17208342
>mfw 200mph below speed limit

>>17208620
>down for left turn, down hard for wipers and washing fluid
Those engineers deserve to be fired.

>>17208590
My w201 only has 1 and its perfect.
Moves up down back forth right left, and you can turn it 3 times round

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>>17208573
>>17208590
Git gud

(small stick is cruise control)

>>17209123
w124?

>>17209069
Just remember that some day you're gonna be the old person trying to get used to new things while all the young kids do laps around you. Hell, I already can't even keep up with all the apps nowadays. Every week there's a new app everyone is using and I'm like "what's wrong with the app we were using last week?". We're gonna be just as fucked in the next 40 years

>>17208424
I lived in Germany. It really is a driving utopia because virtually everyone drives like they are supposed to.

In the US, traffic cruises at 10 or 15 mph over the posted limit yet faggots will turn left in a traffic circle, stop in a traffic circle, stop in the middle of the road to make a turn... I can't list of the offenses. Its a nightmare.

>>17209224
Turn left when a turn is posted right only, pass on the right, cruise in the left lane (sometimes at well under the posted limit) shift/turn without signaling, try to beat stop lights and run the shit out of them because their Civic doesn't have the power to beat them, drive while eating/drinking/texting/fucking with their phone, drive in the center of a two lane road because they're fucking lazy shits and can't stay in their god damn lane, drive slammed ricers or lifted pickups and think they're race cars, and there's a lot of other shit I'm leaving out.

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>stuck behind some negress on her phone while doing 30mph on the fucking interstate in a 75mph zone
>can't pass because everybody is passing me and her at twice the speed.
>stuck like this for 15 mins

Hell is real

>>17209254
>on her phone while doing 30mph
Isn´t that illegal?

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>>17209154
W202, my previous car

>>17209264
Definitely illegal. Enforcement isnt what it used to be 10-15 years ago. All the traffic cops stake out bars and restaurants now to get and write those baller mega-dollar DUI or DWI tickets. One DUI in Florida is worth 100 speeding tickets.

>>17209310
Your cops get paid per ticket???

>>17208424
Twice as many, or twice per capita?

Because if the US has only twice the amount of fatalities, that only reflects poorly on Germany.

>>17209506
Per capita, not total.

>>17209333
Not directly, but raises are based on "performance" reviews. The more dangerous criminals they get off the streets, the better the performance. And we all know someone with .01 BAC is a literal Hitler. Whereas someone that's trying to cause a major interstate pile up is a complete non-issue.

>>17209243
>drive while drinking
Is that not what cup holders are for?

>>17209685
Doesn't mean people don't do it, just like people use their phones and fucking try to read shit while they're driving.

>>17209264
Yes, but when has that ever stopped anyone.

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>>17209079
>brakes while going downhill

>>17209333
Cops get zero cents from the tickets they write but the shitty feifdom they work for does. They are incentivised to make money for their fiefdom by collecting heavy fees.

10 over the speed limit, $100 fine, 25+ mph over, reckless driving, $250 fine, a DUI, $10,000 fine, minimum, up to a 30,000 fine.

Traffic cops make money for their employers, there is zero incentive for minor tickets anymore it is 100% DUI enforcement any more.

>>17209284
Looks nice!

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>tfw love driving slow to appreciate my surroundings

>Can't afford to drive way over the speed limit, generally cruise at 15-20 kmph over
>Car handles well though, and I have nice summer tires so almost every corner I just maintain my same cruising speed while passing or catching whoever passed me on the straight

It's a wierd but comfy feel.

>>17209701
Wat.

I was saying it's pretty ridiculous to criticize drinking while driving, there's even cup holders in your car.

>>17210043
US law gives you plenty of rope to hang yourself with.

>any woman behind the wheel of an SUV or truck
It's like penis envy on 4 wheels

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>caravan sitting on 80 in a 110

>on highway coming up to on ramp
> spot a few cars coming
>don't feel like merging over to the left lane
>slow down
>cars merging on slow down too
>start braking to avoid accident
>they gun it and merge over into my lane
Do people really not know they need to be going at least 60 when merging on to a highway?

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>mountain road
>landscaping van

>>17209243
If you don't have the brain power to eat something and pay attention to the road at the same time you need to be euthanized

Old people piss me off. I have no fucking sympathy. They are more dangerous than a drunk driver. If they are driving too slow or retarded I will go out of my way to ride their ass/beep just to keep the anxiety up. I also like to brakecheck people that cannot manage their phone and drive. If your going to use your phone, then drive normally or prepare for accident

>>17208796
>not moving the rearview mirror because you don't use it at night anyway

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>tfw you strictly run between 5 and 10 km/h below the speed limit and still some people use their high beams to blink at me

Huehuehue, cry some more hurried boy.

>>17211691
>these people hurt my feelings """because they're dangerous"""
>i know i'll make things more dangerous

>>17208515
I used to have this one asshole in a fucking Insight who would frequently end up behind me on my way to class. Despite already going 10 km/h over usually, he'd still ride my ass the whole way down the highway, flashing his high beams and angrily waving his arms around inside his car.
Most insufferable piece of shit on the road, I'd always slow down just for him just because he was such a cunt.

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>drive 10km/h under the limit
>angsty tailgater wants to overtake
>accelerate when he changes lanes to make it harder for him

Gotta love this feel

>>17208511
>no matter how fast you go
I don't think he will tailgate me past 100mph

>>17212951
>I don't think he will tailgate me past 100mph

mfw got tailgated past 150mph

>be driving
>speed limit is 45
>stuck behind vietnam-vet looking old guy doing 25
>start to get pissed
>wonder why I'm in such a hurry
>am I just rushing through life? Are we all just rushing through life, trying to get to the next destination, the next weekend, the next vacation
>wonder how much of our lives are spent just waiting for some future event instead of just enjoying the ride..

>Doing 90 in a 50 zone
>3 lanes in each direction
>Some fucktard in vw golf doing 55 in left lane
>The middle lane are going faster than him
>Going apeshit with a mad combination of high, low beams and aftermarket truck airhorn

>>17209525
It's drunk drivers and black people seriously. Lots of illegal immigrants drive drunk too and kill people 247

>>17214573
It's sub-par driver education.

>>17214624
HAHAHAHAHAHA you think all the mestizos and hoodrats driving around drunk just need to sit in a classroom and itll magically get better?

The infrastructure here is also deteriorating at a huge pace. This also attributes to many deaths.

Why do I think I'm speaking to an 18 year old britcuck

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>single lane road
>stuck in line of traffic
>person behind you tailgates you the whole time

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>pickup speedometer is pretty much exactly correct
>doing 87 in 80-zone
>tailgate comes up behind, doing over 100kph
>stays on my tail for half an hour
>no queue
>dozens and dozens of places to overtake
>just stays right up my ass for no reason

And for the thing I hate almost as much;
>driving behind someone
>keeping a good speed, 85-90 in an 80-zone
>suddenly they slowly drop to 65-70
>then back up to 80, then down to 70
>back up to 90 for a few minutes, then down to 70

How the FUCK can people not keep a constant speed? Are they so unaware of the surroundings and their own driving?

>>17210832
Never slow down for them

>>17208342
>Retarded women drivers who lightly hold the brakes with their left foot and keep accelerating with their right foot.

>>17215459
Reminds me of that episode of canadas worst driver where some landwhale couldn't keep her speed and literally alternated between flooring it and braking hard.

>>17215501
jeep lady was fucking terrifying i tell you what

>>17215459
I sometimes do this on highways because my car is retarded and constantly engine brakes if you go above 60kmh. It doesn't like going any speed above 60, it just sucks you back, it's so fucking annoying.

>>17215459
I dont get that either

>about 5 years ago in my first car
>doing 70
>approach old geezer in a nissan cube
>He cant keep his speed, is constantly goinng from 50-60mph
>overtake him
>5 minutes later he comes flying past, overtakes and then sits in my lane doing 70
>shortly after he returns to doing 50-60mph
>this repeats about 4 times before he just fucks off and stays back

I lost my licence for a year because I didn't have insurance on a car registered in my name. It wasn't running (was getting an engine swap) and was parked at my house. It was still registered in my name. I figured why pay insurance if it's not running? Well I get a random letter in the mail asking for proof of insurance on it and of course I don't have it so I just throw the letter in the trash. 2 months later I get pulled over and get a driving under suspension because they suspended my licence for that shit. I tried to fight it in court, but I didn't get a lawyer so the judge fucked me in the ass. So I can't drive for a year. Fuck ohio.

Anyway enough about my life story, I have to get my grandpa to drive me everywhere now. He of course is the worst driver in the world. He serves all over the place, and has been pulled over twice because police though he was drunk. He goes 35 mph no matter what the limit is. 65? He goes 35. 25? He goes 35.

He keeps one hand at 6 o clock and the other on the column shifter at all times. It's a 2005 grand marquis so it has that electric throttle control shit and his knees as bad so he constantly does burn outs every time from a stop because he cant modulate the throttle worth a shit.

I get my licence back in November. I cannot wait to be free of this shit. I am scared for my life every fucking time I get in the car with him.

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>snowbirds somehow make it from new york to florida without dying
>second they cross the state line they become fucking retards

such is life in fall/winter florida, had many close encounters with those fucking new yorkers

>>17208511
>hit toegay
>watch as brodozer has to slow down to 10 mph to avoid flipping
>kek heartily

That's what I always do, the second I get on the toegay suddenly they don't think tailgating is a swell idea

>>17215501
She also destroyed the mustang they got for the show. She was the shittiest driver of them all and always blamed everyone but herself for her bad driving. Fucking cunt seriously.

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>passing on left
>coming up to crossover who is sitting middle lane
>coming at higher rate of speed
>75m....50m...25m...10m...
>they fucking decide to jump into my lane
>swap lanes with them going mid then have them get a good look of my ass leaving them as i continue in left lane
its always fucking crossovers i swear on me mum

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>>17208342
i live in boca raton florida and it has one of the highest old people populations in the country
i want to murder them all

>>17215942
I was just in Boca Raton a couple months ago

Visiting my grandfather. Go ahead desu.

>>17215942
No need, just wait.

>>17215942
Fellow florida-fag here, we have the same exact fucking thing up here in Bradenton. They all seem to just lose their god damn minds and decide to move up here for some reason. And then there's the snowbirds who always come down here and fuck our shit up.

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>>17208342

>Zombie elderlies or middle-aged, drygina cunts go retard-slow, signal only after slowing down and beggining to turn, slam on their brakes to make sure there's always two car lengths between them and the car in front of them, or wait till the very last second to enter a turn lane.

>Middle-aged, F150 pencil dick, hog-boys rage-driving under the most rediculous or retarded circumstances. There will be literally no one else around, and somehow they are still fucking pissed. They choose to drive right up to me, wait there for a moment, then pass me when there was never any logical reason to do that.

>Ricer fags being ricer fags, and making tough boy noise everywhere. At least they dont waste my time or bother fucking with me. How is it that ricer fags are the least dangerous?

>Why cant people just not drive like fucking retards? Why is it so hard for some people to drive?

>two lane highway
>Right lane going 50mph at speed limit
>Left lane going 75mph
>Both lanes are full as fuck, one car space between each person.
>We're going down a mountain pass just passed 3 ACCIDENTS ALREADY
>BMW niggers weaving through both lanes causing more near accidents and EVERYONE TO BRAKE

FUCK OFF

>People who use the shoulder to pass stagnant traffic
Except when you take the next exit, that's great zone okay.