ITT ways in which you are "THAT guy"

I'm a vaper, I look like the nu-male stereotype, and I drive a Fiesta ST.

>2am
>shitbox
>windows down constantly
>playing shit alternative music
>hoodie with hood on
I know I'm "that guy" but I can't help the /comfy/

>stay at high rpms in 2nd or 3rd constantly instead of just shifting into 5th and chilling

I own a GT86 because of Top Gear and Initial D

>>17189215
Do you drive a Honda?

i like to drive my miata with the top down and gay pride radio playing

not even shitposting

>>17189144
My single cab pickup doesnt have headrests so I put window nets in the rear window

I vape and I have a loud blow off valve on my FiST because I think it sounds cool

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Drive an STI
Have Hella Supertones
Play the song of my people at every opportunity

No flat brim or vape

>>17189144
>be me
>5pm after school
>run to parking lot to get into my car
>first one to get out of the lot
>get onto road that is right along where all the first years stay and walk by after class
>rev my engine while in neutral in my auto tragic
>looks for days

t. toyota camry v6 gang gang gang

>>17189144
> recently got WRX
> used to smoke in old shitbox but don't want to smoke in new car - dont want to stink it up
> considering unironically vaping in long traffic jams

>Family poor
>used to look at cars and dream of having a cool one, always loved wrx sti's, but could never afford one, even with 200,000km
>get my license, learn on an old manual
>save up for an old sports car, parents check out one for me while I'm working, turns out it's auto, but they used my money to buy it
>play around with it for 2ish years, end up loving the car
>family inherit several million
>buy me a new wrx sti, haven't driven manual in eons
>I'm now the guy who stalls his new sports car in traffic

>>17189282
This is why I originally got a vape. It wasn't just for my car's sake, but also so I wasn't blowing smoke in non-smoker friends' faces when they were in my car, so I could "smoke" in friends' cars (I make sure they're OK with it first) or in hotel rooms when travelling.

I quit real cigs around the beginning of this year and I've just been vaping since. The one piece of advice I'll give you is to just get a decent setup off the bat, it doesn't have to be fancy but don't bother with those shitty pen things, they're not satisfying at all and you'll go right back to cigs.

Since there's so many vapers in here I may as well ask -what's the point?

I quit cancer sticks to when my girl friend and I got together, but I've been considering vaping if it gives you the same buzz as a cigarette. It's been a while. I miss that calm after you exhale. Fuck.

Blast rap full volume out of a good system through peaceful neighborhoods

Accelerate escessively fast out of red lights

Get angry when people drive slow because driving in New York City made me hate that

I need to stop coming to back home to bumblefuck, I hate the driving

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>Own a classic pony car
>I know what i got tier boomer
>Blast loud hairband music out of my shit speakers
>constantly talk about shit nippo cars and the superior vee-eight

I'm literally a stereotypical boomer but I dont care, because deep in every kids hearts they know i'm right

drive around a gear below what i should because it sounds cool
play shitty techno loud enough that the doors shake

im a pretty memey character

>get angry at people in front of me going slow as fuck
>turn on lights and siren until they pullover
>turn off lights and siren

i also try and turn my tires into rubber puddle at every stoplight/stopsign i can if there's nobody around

>miata
>/fit/
>decent fashion sense
>blast emo music with top down

In no ways. I'm self aware and not autistic.

>>17189267
>school gets out at 4:20
>be in parking lot at 4:18
>wait for qt3.14 in my e46 with
music blaring
>gf gets in
>windows down, sitting at retarded stop sign in parking lot
>go 10mph passing some losers on sidewalk
>sit at red
>turn up bass knob
>RIGHT ON RED
>dump clutch
>shift at 5k

>>17189330
>I miss that calm after you exhale. Fuck.

This is the point right here. I tried a lot of ways of quitting, even managed to stay off for 3 years when I had a GF, but every day sucked. Nothing can really replace that feeling of relief and calm after you take a drag, except a vape.

>>17189267
This was me but I had a lowered car and I'd go sideways over the speedbumps and scrape, even though if I wanted to I could avoid them entirely

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I blast classic country in my Ford all the time and drive slow as fuck

I recently started drinking energy drinks and I drive a focus st

I just don't like coffee i swear, and I don't like bringing tea with me

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When I park my MR2 at a diner or whatever, I leave the top down, and sit near windows so I can stare at it, and watch people look at it.

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>>17189808
>tfw some teenager thought my spyder was an older GT-R
>mfw his friends all called him retarded

>>17189144
I'm over 50, drive a 95 GMC 4x4 short and a 05 extcab Silverado...have long hair, listen to Finish operetic metal, both trucks have subs, don't vape...

>drive FRS
>Vape with windows up for muh hotbox
>Aggressively defend car over muh handling and feel
>Blast eurobeat and slide every corner
>Stuck dick in exhaust pipe to fully connect with car

>drive a RHD japanese imported shitbox
>slammed it and rolled the shit out of the fenders
>put on 3in turbo back with screamer pipe for maximum noise
>welded dif
>have a handful of anime themed "slaps" on my windows
>wear slim cut jeans
>listen to EDM loudly with the windows down
>dump the clutch and drift a corner on the street in broad day light at least once daily

At least I know I have a problem okay.

>>17189208

same dude. nothing like that cold wind blowing into your car

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>budget for shoes: $75
>budget for wheels: $2,000

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>sit in restaurants so i can look at my car
>driving playlist is vaporwave and eurobeat
>drove out into the mountains at 11 pm just to eat a burger - there were people at the lookout so i just sat in my car eating and watched the moon

>>17189317
>gets millions
>buys new wrx instead of a mint old one
wew lad

>>17190013
Parents were sick of my old death-trap car, they wanted me to have a newer car.

>>17190039
>not buying an rs6 in that case

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>>17190006

>own NA8
>this sounds extremely comfy to me

I gotta drive mane it's too good.

>>17189144
>SILVER Non-VTEC EK Civic sedan w/ rice canon
>Blast loud rap music with the bass turned up(Honda speakers are great btw guys)
>windows down in peak hour traffic to make every else's ride home that bit more shitty

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>drive an MGB
>unironically considering buying a tweed hat, driving gloves/goggles, and a long silk driving scarf

what has this car done to me.

>>17190006
Swap your NB8 for a clean NA8 and you've made it, can't deny those kawaii pop up beauties

>>17189937
Are you me?

>>17190042
Don't like wagons m8
Would have gotten a boxster/ s2000 or something but I'm too tall.

>Drive a -97 2.2 Camry
>Only traffic rules I cant keep is the speed limit
>Have a sub but never blast it in slow traffic/city centers
>Still blast trash metal with incredible loudness

>>17190093
Also I know its a bit crappy and old, (odo +400k, still dont wanna trade it.

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>drive 1992 Lexus LS400
>Was my old grandmother's car
>Love how comfy and roomy it is
>Easy to pile all my friends up in my car
>I am a grandpa before I am even 21 because I don't want anything but a big boat
>Depending on my mood blast Metal, Techno or Bagpipe Music (help me)

>>17189317
Not saying your story is bullshit or anything but it's interesting how your parents are poor but you had wealthy relatives

>>17189144
>have Kawasaki Vulcan
>ride aggressively
>have loud ass pipes
>have stereo and speakers that I have to crank to max volume so I can hear it over pipes
>engine brake all the time
>wait 3 or more car lengths to pull up in stop and go traffic
>wear leather vest

>>17190211
Grandparents were stingy with my family. They decided my dad would fend for himself because he was a man, and his sister would have a house bought for her and financially assisted her whole life.

My dad was pissed and decided he would be different from his dad.

>>17190247
Ahh makes sense. My mom's parents weren't super rich but they were willing to help their kids if they were in financial trouble. Needless to say the only person to take them up on it (multiple times too) was my aunt who got knocked up right after high school and now has four other kids.

>>17189185
What juice you vaping right now?

>have BMW
>It's dad's
;_;

>>17189972
It's an s13 isn't it

> Eurofag
> Drive old japanise shitbox
> Live in small town
> Everyone drive eurocars and listen to pop or reggeton
> Always windows down and blasting stoner rock or metal
> Drive aggressively & never got a ticket
> Im dat fucking rock guy

>>17190262
Unlucky. That mob are likely sucking up any inheritance you might get.

>>17190265
Acapulco by Gold Leaf, kind of a pipe tobacco-ish kind of thing.

I wish "vape culture" were less cringey in general. I'm doing this for convenience and so I don't give everybody around me cancer, not 'cause I wanna be some tryhard vape nation fuckhead, and definitely not because I want to inhale fucking breakfast cereal. It makes me want to start designing vapes just so I can come up with stuff that's designed to be discreet and tasteful instead of looking like a damn kid's toy from the '90s.

>>17190326
They already got something like that called Juul. It's not the most tasteful but super discreet vape. Hits hard as fuck too it's perfect for me at school cuz smoking is illegal in most parts of the campus

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>>17190332
I've seen that but I don't like the idea of being locked into a system and having to buy cartridges etc.

I'm cool with the way the whole vape market works, and I kind of enjoy tinkering with hardware etc., I just hate how everything is an eye-bleeding tryhard abomination. As an example, this is my "out and about" vape right now, and it would be fine if it were offered in plain colors, but instead you're stuck with these god-awful graphics on the damn thing. I think there's a market for full-featured setups that don't look like tasteless PC cases.

>>17189317
same here. sometimes I just have an full retard day
>jerky starts cause car is super light
>sometimes jerky downshifts
>rev match perfectly
>can't get off the line smoothly
>sometimes just stall
>confuse first and reverse
>drive 10 under to hypermile

>>17190564
I vape too but I'm quitting rn.
I don't know why you buy that kind of trash. I just stay away from that kind of shit.
I run a tesla 3 and tsunami 24 and it's simple looking and works.

>>17190326
Idunno how it is in america but vape culture isn't bad here.
People just go out on smoke breaks and either take out their cigarettes or boxmods smoke and talk and then go in.
Vaping is just smoking with a different device here. Not some cultural movement.
And yet tryhard americans shit on me constantly for vaping where here it isn't a taboo.
And yet they drool over shitty bmw's that go for sub 1k here and are bottom of the barrel shitboxes even with low miles.

I drive an Audi and I'm proudly elitist.

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>>17189208
let them hate on us

>>17190326
>Acapulco by Gold Leaf
mah nigga.

I'm patiently waiting for Wismec to fix their fucking Predator 228 mod. My main mod finally broke after 4 years of use and I've been using my friends rxmini. Everyone I know that has no issues with the Predator 228 say its amazing.

>>17189144
>be me
>be riding in heavy traffic
>filtering between cars, having a chill time
>light goes green before I got to the front, see a gap at the front I can make
>give it some jandal, make the gap before the traffic starts moving
>right at the last second I see the gap was actually a girl on a pink and teal dirtbike on her L's
>blast past her at like 70-80km/h, she's barely moving
>feel like a total dick afterwards because I doubt she would have seen me until I blasted past

s-sorry

>>17190578
Try slowing clutching out on downshifts.

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>>17189215
WHY

>>17189330
I was never much of a smoker, no more than one cigarette a day and usually even less. I started vaping (3mg nic) because I like the taste, the smell, and I like watching smoke clouds and blowing smoke rings. It's just really pleasant.

>>17189144
Driving w your fog lights on is dangerous for other drivers. Please don't do that.

>>17191060
Gotta stay in the powerband of course!

i fix 99 percent of problems on my pontiac with duct tape and park it in the back of parking lots to smoke weed. also sideburns.

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>>17189144
...wat?

>>17189144
>leave my fog lights on most of the time
Please stop doing this.

>>17189744

>drive slow as fuck

kill yourself

>>17189144
That one 1998 honda civic driver who always blasts music with his window open.

>NB Miata
>top down
>aviator shades
>ZZ Top or other dadrock blasting at all times
>driving speed limit except for during turns
>WOT take-offs from every light to the speed limit
>engine-braking or coasting to every stop
I'm sure I'm at least somebody's definition of THAT guy

>>17191303
Typical miata owners pretty much, most don't like dad rock though.

>m3 driver
>windows down and sunroof open
>even at night in colder temps

I just really like the sound of my exhaust.

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>no flat brim, no vape
>look like a cunt
>wears wayfarers
>launch at every stop light
>stop in front of the line at the lights 99.9% of the time intentionally

>>17191379
Also, window half down bumping nig-tier RAP

>>17191272
4.11s, no overdrive and a 60hp i6 will do that

>>17191192
the fucking knob has turned sideways, you knob

>I drive a civic si and am a honda/acura fanboy in general
>I am mexican
>I like cruising in second gear at high rpm for the vtec sound

>>17190587
>Euro
>Vaping Euro
>Smug Vaping Euro
Jesus. I didn't even know it was possible Euros could get worse.

>>17189144
i drive my mazda s3 with foglights constantly
loud ass fucking music (of which changes a lot, vaporwave to rap to alt rock to punk ska to etc)
autistically challenge anyone who revs at me
(live in FL near orlando so lots of dudes driving high end cars they can't control, MS3 wins a lot)

no vape
>>17190247
thats how my family is, pretty much
except my parents are also cuntrags who take my money

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>truckerfag by profession
>amateur drag racer for weekends
>drive completely blacked out vee-ate challenger
>burn down the streets until 2 a.m. on a Saturday blaring death metal
>always wearing ripped up jeans with a wallet chain, black t shirts, and never drive anywhere without my backwards turned black flat brim baseball cap

>>17189215
kek i do the same thing cuz decelerating in my car sounds nice +that instant power in 3rd

>>17189144
>5.0 Coyote Mustang
>red light racer
>windows always down
>stereo up
>general dickbag aggressive driver

>FoST driver
>Vapes
>Volume at Max
>Drives like a man seeking his death
I don't even care anymore

>>17193406
well at least you don't listen to rap

>>17192570
you're the only knob here friendo

>>17189413
How did a boomer end up on 4chan?

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>>17190075
NB1 still kawaii as fuck.

though the fucked up bumper and headlight fitment on mine give it a subtle smug expression.

drive speed3, vape, look like a douche. drive like a douche (occasionally). skinny jeans. fog lights 25/9.

>Drive a 2001 DC2R in mint condition and hoon it everywhere

>Put a custom made car cover on it at work because it's outside in open sunlight every day, paint is still good and >straya so the sun will destroy it eventually

>Blast eurobeat and anime music out of hueg sub in the boot.

>Rev at people commuting on the train because an overpass I take has their train station inches from a major road / traffic light.


Feels fucking great desu. Coworkers laugh at me about car cover but idgaf I wanna keep my baby safe

>straight piped; drives in high gear
>blasting vaporwave with the windows down
>runs stop lights after midnight
>anime girl sticker on car
>license plate frame that implies aftermarket parts were installed on vehicle

I literally beg for police attention at times. Guess what I drive...

>>17195510
i smell a subaru, or integra

>>17195510
shitbox nissan silvia

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>>17190582
>I don't know why you buy that kind of trash. I just stay away from that kind of shit.

I use tanks and regulated mods because I can't carry around a separate bottle of juice all the time, and this was the only mod I could find that had enough power to run the tank I like but which was a pocket-friendly shape. The pic I posted before doesn't show how tiny it is, here it is with an 18650 and a Galaxy S7 for scale. I can actually comfortably carry it around in the coin pocket of my jeans.

>>17190694
That Wismec looks pretty nice.

Have you tried the Alien 220? I'm using one with a TFV12 as my "desk vape" and like that setup a lot.

>>17195649
>Ecigs

Fucking faggot lol.

>>17189208
I did this on a 7 hour drive through the night back from chicago. Maximum comfy.

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I'm millennial trash. And absolutely none of my friends know how to drive manual. If anything ever happens to me, Where i cant drive. We are fucked.... Also i have a truck in dtorage, but i have no one to help me drive it home bcause all my friends are millennial cucks..

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>>17189144
>Be me, that guy
>Straight piped rx7 turbo2 with a bridgeport
>Hoonigan banner on the windshield
>Spikey blue lug nuts
>Subwoofer
>Daily drives a Subaru

Pic related

>>17195661
I think it's kinda faggy too, but it's better than paying $9 a pack for cigs I'm not allowed to smoke anywhere and it doesn't stink up my stuff or give my friends/family cancer.

>>17189267
are you posting on 4chan and in high school

>>17189898
alri granddad

>>17195649
>Alien 220
I'll admit that I'm kind of a Wismec fanboy, but if they don't fix the Predator then I'll be getting the Alien 220.

>>17195783
>Hoonigan banner
Terrible. Nice fc tho.

Collared t-shirt
Jeans
Pilot glasses
Dumb watch
7 series BMW
Smug as fuck
Think I am superior to everyone else

>>17191379
>stop in front of the line
What do you mean?

>>17191091
lolwhat

>>17191195
Why should I? Do you believe this is harming anyone else in any way?

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How should I dress driving a stock ek?

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>had a Bimmer
>Flipped it

>>17192570
>has turned sideways

By its own will?

>>17191283
hello

>have sportbike
>loud exhaust
>whoolie for attention down busy roads as long as there s no traffic right beside or behind me
>have ran from cops

>am still an ugly underweight autistic virgin posting on a chinese cartoon imageboard

>>17196900

naked

I weave in and out of traffic in my truck... but I use my turn signal.

>>17196913
how do you drive that bad

>>17189144
Drive mazda3 hatch
Wear flatbill snap backs
Vape
Have about 7 stickies on car

I got no idea about your stereotypes
i drive a ford escape
am from post-soviet space

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>Inexperienced driver
>Drive Subaru
>Understeer and hit a telephone pole

>>17189744
Hold up, ehat do younconsider classic country?

>Own 80s shitbox
>Dad technically owns it but let's me drive it for work
>Dad owns a food shop, makes me start doing deliveries to the local hotels
>Blast eurobeat going up there and back
>Some guy in a yellow sports car tried to race me but I took the inside shoulder and passed him
>drove off knowing he's pissed af

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>>17196458
Like this

>>17197173
Enjoy getting crushed to death by a semi trailer. Will probably hurt a lot until you die slow. You know that's why those lines exist, right? It's so a long vehicle has room to turn without hitting you.

>>17197026
by driving a bimmer

also Focus ST
will not drive with the windows closed
blasts brutal death metal
stands around car smoking cigs
also vapes

that guy is me

>>17189977
>those wheels
wtf

>>17189898
You live in Ohio by any chance?

>>17189977

Holy shit. Hammers. Need Vogues.

>>17195510
Civic with a few simple mods

>>17197026
>>17197212
Something on the car locked up or so, the reason for the crash is still unknown.

So after a left corner the car denied to drive straight again kek

It wasn't the rear coming out, it was something in the front. So as the car turned left I braked hard and countersteered. ABS just suddenly failed, all wheels locked up and I slid off the road into a ditch and flipped it on a field

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>>17189215
do you hate having fuel?

i mean, i also love revving my 1.4 na shitbox (mostly because it won't really accelerate if i stay below 3-4k), but that's more of occasional fun than "constantly". Although i guess i would do it more frequently if my car would be cool. I'd rev 6 cylinder e30 every day, but revving my crappy car is embarrassing in public:

>mighty 8v 75hp engine roars as it reaches 6k rpm, second gear, third gear
>speedometer slowly reaches 80kmph
feels bad

>>17197135
Hank, Hank Jr, George Jones, Willie, Waylon, highwayman, Conway Twitty, cash, David Allen coe.

I mix outlaw in as well

Z32TT with sensible mods.
I am in my 30s.
Have a good job.
Have a family.
Home owner.

>>17189977
You paid $2k for those? wow

>>17189977
those are not 2k.

>6 gen Coyote
>no cat no muffler
>frequent track days/autocross events
>armed to the teeth
>rev aggressively instead of using the horn
>regularly smoking the tires

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>stopped on a hill with a manual
>wave the car behind me to pass

>>17189185
is it white?
are you in Philly?

I ride a crotch rocket and do crotch rocket things like take off like mad and go 20mph over, and then engine brake to 1mph to turn into a parking lot.

>>17190564
>buy matte vinyl
>apply

>Own a Prelude
>Always take off full throttle until cruising speed
>Race anyone next to me who also accelerates quickly
>Windows down and sunroof open even on cooler days for dat exhaust sound as I row the gears
>Always do every downshift early when in town to be extra annoying

BUT

>Have left the stock exhaust
>Car is basically completely visually stock
>Don't care about "winning" and just enjoy the g-forces and adrenalin
>Give thumbs up to whoever just tried to race me whether it's an old guy in a suit and Camry letting off steam (has happened) or young guy in a new Mustang who just blew me away
>Never change lanes aggressively, since driving like an idiot in traffic is tempting fate (but if I do make it to the front of a pack of cars I will then let it rip)

>>17200523
Dude wtf, are you me? I drive a gen 1 tacoma though

>>17200541
What music do you listen to? Dad rock and eurobeat / vaporwave here.

Also, nice truck. What engine?

>>17197248
20+ years old and need refinish
>>17198832
half that actually, $1k going into refinish and rebuild
>>17198872
did no pay 2k senpai

>>17195783
Nice car, shitty stickers

>leave fog lights on all the time
>Aftermarket BOV
>Boost gauge
>Tint
>Hood up
>Max volume
>Drive like a retard
>Tailgate
>Pass on shoulder
>Drive on sidewalk/on meridians to pass people/make it into turn lane
>Tailgate more people

Waiting on lift kit with 33s or 35s, LED replacements and new exhaust.

>>17199376
No, black and I'm in LA. (Hence the "numale" look, I like blending into crowds and that's what every 30-ish white guy looks like around here.)

>>17199627
I was thinking of doing exactly that, maybe with the thin fake leather vinyl you can get for rewrapping classic camera grips.

>>17194743
I'm not that guy and I'm a boomer too. The internet doesn't revolve around just you and your own friends. Lots of people in the world are online and on 4chan because it is one of the few places left without PC censorship.

>>17189413
go to sleep dad

>>17201020
I'm not a boomer, but I'm older than the average anon and I'm still here for pretty much the same reason as you. It's not just PC stuff either, but also the general effects of anonymity. You avoid the popularity circlejerks and background digging that you deal with on a place like Reddit, and for somebody like me with a career where I have to be really careful with my online presence it's nice being able to talk about things honestly.

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>have DT125R trails bike
>illegal motocross tyre because I didn't have anything else to use
>shit aftermarket decals the previous owner (one of the 16) put on
>obviously clocked mileage
>constantly in motocross gear on the road
>always riding as fast as I can get it going
>popping wheelies going through town
>often blast through private and forestry commission land for muh trails
>gotta keep revving it at lights because it can't idle right now

I love two stroke yob life
Moving to a KDX 250 when I turn 19

>>17189144
I have this exact same g-shock.. impeccable taste anon

>>17190177
I used to drive my dads towncar with the air suspension. One day i left my phone on the roof of the car and drove 20 minutes on the highway to school.

Phone was still there.

I bought his 68 Thunderbird off him when I graduated. Sleeper.

My truck is loud as fuck, I accelerate harder on a regular basis just because i love how fucking loud it is. Even in parking lots where im going like 10-15mph I put it in 1st gear just so its louder.

>>17200754
>TypicalCumminsDriver.txt

>>17201128
Scotty?

>>17196997
>his car isnt possessed
Remain that of a lower caste.

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>ride a motorcycle
>dress like Ryan gosling's character from The Place Beyond The Pines
>even have a bunch of bad jailhouse looking tattoos

My bike is almost exactly the same as his in the movie as well. Please send help, I'm one bad face tattoo and assault charge away from turning into this fucking character

>stall my pickup in parking lot
>juiced up F-350 approaches, stops
>try to get moving again because I don't want to hold him up
>he suddenly lunges across in front of me, suddenly wanting to back into a parking spot, he starts shouting and raging inside his cab because I moved forward
>just smile and shrug at him
>he's some bald spic
Lmaoing at his life bet his wife hates him too.

>>17189208
yeppa

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>>17189144
>stare at cute girls in cars around me
>tfw never had a gf

>>17198620
>Search for Hank on Spotify
>The most popular is "Hey, Good Lookin'"

There we go, Fallout 4.

>drive a fiesta st
>drink craft beer
>Vape
>have handle bar mustache
>loud and obnoxious EDM at all times
>drive like a mad cunt

Fight me.

>>17189144
I drived a riced out 8th gen civic si covered in /osg/ stickers.
I start slow at red lights then gun it because I haven't improved at quick starts.

I drive an RSX with aftermarket halos that are on at all times, and I have weeb stickies. I drive like a douche always nipping around.

>>17203383
Do you like it? I'm looking to buy one

>long hair
>beard
>tattoos
>always wear work boots, trucker cap, work shirts
>always playing hair metal at obscene volume levels

>'08 black PT Cruiser shitbox/hauler
>'06 yellow new Beetle daily
> purple Plymouth Prowler weekend car
>2017 Honda CB1100

Am I 'that guy'?

I only occasionally hoon about in the daily, I usually hypermile in the daily because gas isn't terribly cheap and I like to get high MPG figures, it's like a game.

>>17203399
Yes. It's a great car. If you can find one that hasn't been thrashed, it will go forever and handles like a dream.

>>17203442
You have the holy trinity of fag cars

>>17190564
You can put any alt based e liquid in a juul pod. You can get around 6 refills of a pod before the wick gets all fucked up.

>>17203458
>No Miata

Thats THE fag car.
Wiley just likes shit cars.

As of now
>drive shit box from home to work 5 days a week
>when I drive I have some type of rock music playing
>I then space out not even acknowledging the music
>when I space out I think on how boring and lifeless my life has become

>>17201512
>cant idle
clean the jets dont be lazy

>>17203535
I'll get around to it soon buddy, sorted loads of shite on it a couple of months ago

>>17193406
Basically 1320video

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I am a colossal cunt:

>Driving MK2 Focus ST
>aka the proper one with the 5 pot
>mapped, center silencer removed
>learned if you put the clutch in and feather the throttle the exhaust sounds like you average american school
>do this relentlessly scaring the shit out of children, old women and beta manlets
>listen to metal at full volume, car had the sony 8 speaker upgrade
>basically a rolling neighbourhood disturbance

before that

>driving Mondeo ST24
>straight pipe it
>GF lives at uni accomodation meaning i pop over in the evenings after work for sum fuk but have to leave at 5am
>butthurt from normally noisy disruptive uni friends off the charts
>they've just fallen asleep and suddenly it's underpowered amerishit mazda ford race mixing V6 being fired up at 5am
>mfw

currently

>BMW Z4
>top down all the time unless it's literally raining
>sunglasses on unless its literally night time
>eurobeat
>harrasing poorfags on country lanes
>epitome of cunthole BMW driver
>literally no fucks given

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>>17189144
>I own a BRZ
Enough said

>>17189413
>Tfw I have now become this and slowly my friend is after convincing him to buy an 80s Corvette
Bless the General

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>NA Miata
>anime stickers and eurobeat
>think I'm a drift king
>no other jap cars around
>everyone else has trucks
>live in middle of nowhere
I still have jeep so I can fit in with the truckbois

>>17201961
Worse, I'm an eco cuck.

>>17203249
Personally, I like jambalaya the most. Kawliga is a close second though

>>17203383
I drive a stick 3rd gen TL and love to smoke RSXs.

Purposely wait in parking lots until someone is behind my car to turn it on so they get startled by my V8 with catless longtubes and no mufflers

>>17203454

You ever have a problem with the knock sensor? Mine is fucked up.

>>17189144
I can smoke the fuck out of any of you fags ITT in my 2000 EK hatch with a couple of simple mods.

>drive a beetle
>Am a brony

>>17189604
quit stealing my aesthetic (except it's the sunroof open in my AE86)

>>17189144
I wear a beanie whenever it's windy to keep my hair out of my face

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>drive uncommon early 80s jap car
>have it set up to handle great, just isn't fast
>not excessively low, no obnoxious exhaust
>don't hoon publically, nor try to "flex"
>often have people in muscle cars speed up on the interstate to catch me
>never play their reindeer games because i have nothing to prove because I've finally found a car I like despite it's lack of power
>go out on country roads on weekend nights and beat the ever loving piss out of it

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>>17189144
I drive an DSC shitbox and use the paddle shifters all the time ( mostly to short shift)
I have a bunch of initial d stickers on the back
Touge all the time
Only highway races I do are against BRZ's because I know I will win

You fuckers have changed me.....

>>17205469
No. I've never had an issue. Mine is an '06. Is yours pre-facelift?

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drive pic related with a rusted out exhaust that sounds like shit at 6am, getting new exhaust installed tomorrow tho

>>17190070
Spitfire owner here. I know that feel, bro. I think the hat it´s a mustbuy if you don`t want some sun burning on your head.

>>17195893
REEEEEEEEE

>>17189144
>Cycle
Need I say more.

>>17195649
If the color drives you that crazy but a small sheet of automotive wrap for like $5 and wrap your battery cover.

>>17189144
>g-shock
kill yourself

>buy s15
>decide and tell friends I'm not ginna skid it because it's so nice
>do first sick cunt within first hour of ownership.

At least I took the cut springs out :/

>>17206347

Mine's an '03 Type S.