What's the fedora of automobiles?

Supra.

>>17181377
Subaru WRX STI

>>17181377
Scion in 3...2...

>>17181377
Miatas.

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>real american not this modern crap

Probably mustangs

>sti is to vape as _______ is to fedora
first person to finish this riddle correctly gets one bitcoin

>>17181377
A Turbo 4cyl with a V8 badge because it have the same HP as the base V8 car?

Because that's a trilby and not a fedora.

>>17181377
Tesla

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>>17181377
The Bus/ Mommy's car

crown vic, rx7 or a prius

>>17181377
328i

>>17181390
This

>>17181576
>sti is to vape as Honda Fit is to fedora
(this is approved by Reddit, I posted on a subreddit for which car to buy)

>>17181636
kek this guy writes almost exactly like the original "euphoric" faggot

>>17181393

this

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>>17181638
>>17181636

I know this brah in real life and he's pretty chill.

>>17182068
>sperglord
>chill

kek i bet you're a massive vaping autist too

>>17181425
I wonder how I'd feel about these without the inescapable police stigma locked into place

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>>17181377
Want to say crown vic, but then there's pic related

>>17182179
I was just going to post Scion xB, but goddamn we have a winner

>>17182179
>sass quotient

gets me every time

>>17181377
its the fucking BMW for sure

owners think
>makes them look cool
>makes them look old school classy
>makes chicks notice them and think they're "different"
>makes them look educated

when all it really does is make them look like special snowflake idiots who have no idea about what they're doing (fashion for fedora wearers and auto enthusiast for bmw)

Any Scion I'd say because people bought them thinking its cool and people would like it when in actuality its a piece of shit and nobody but other people who own them like them.

>>17181576
Taking it in the ass?

>>17181576
euphoric

>>17181377
Mustang convertible or Miata

crown vic. all crown vic owners are autistic amerilard freaks

>>17181377
It's either a Crown Vic or any RWD Volvo
I happen to own both

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>>17182129
probably the same as you feel about the chevy caprice

for me it's a nigger car

>>17181636
holy shit
/thread

>>17181377

Pick from:

WRX
Miata/MX5
GT86

>>17181377

>ANY Honderp, but esp. Civic

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>>17182179
>cant increase the sass quotient of my shitbox

>>17181576
evo

AE86
/thread

>>17185203
only fedoras /thread their own posts

do you drive an AE86?

Another vote for CVPI from me. I've never seen one that wasn't driven by a fat neckbeard or autismo who's all full of himself.

>>17181377
truck
>muh utility
>muh safety
>muh gentelmanly appearance towards m'lady

in reality they just drive around alone and empty believing their car is the superior one while nobody wants to deal with them.

>>17185354
Did you get cut off by a truck today?

>>17181377
Ford focus st

E30 and similar BMW's

not even joking.

>>17181393
Can confirm. There's an aspie at work that drives one.
He's the tax writeoff.

Someone who thinks themselves superior to others but is actually an annoying laughing stock? Bimmer drivers for sure.

>>17181377
Honda Civic

PT Cruiser

>>17181377
Snapbacks

>>17185427
pretty much any [white person] driving a luxury car that is at the height of their depreciation is likely to be autistic

>>17181636

Ive never met or seen a crown vic driver that isnt an autistic creep.

>>17181632

Which gen?

>>17181377

Twingo

>>17185354
unfortunately women seem to be actually wildly into trucks, not sure why

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How can there be any other answer?

https://www.instagram.com/allanjh/

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>>17189060
lmao

>>17189069
wait is this same guy in the instagram above? he sure did get fat

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>>17189078

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>>17189078
>exploding dinosaurs
Never thought of it that way.

>>17182129
It's called a Grand Marquis and it's a wonderful car.

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>>17189060
>>17189069
>>17189078
>>17189087
TOP KEK

Hard to belive he became even more of a sprg than what he was during his

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>>17189060
Jesus christ I thought the first one was a piss take, but he is actually serious. What the actual fuck

>>17189060
never forget
https://www.instagram.com/p/ujMse7ssFX/

>>17181390
>>17181635
?
??
???

Crown vic without a doubt. I had one for a while because I got it for $200, it was a taxi with 310k on it but was surprisingly well taken care of. Every owner of a police interceptor I've seen has been a fatty that wanted to be a cop but couldn't so he pretends he is one.

>>17181576
Tesla

>>17185085
>for me it's a nigger car
it's only a nigger car when it's been modified in a nigger way.

>>17191588
nah. the only white people still driving a 90s caprice are on their death beds right about now.

Toyota Yaris

>>17181425
What would someone like this do in a doomsday scenario

Honda Element with leddit-tier "geek" stickers on the back window

>>17181377
Corvette.

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infiniti g35

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>Kind of wanted a Crown Vic
>See this thread
I thought only old guys and military-fags drove these. I guess i'll have to find something else.

>>17193709
just don’t buy a police interceptor or get a b-body.

>>17181377
BMW 750i

>>17181393
This.

>>17193092

that's mean, don't bully g sedan/coupe plz

>>17193709
Mercury Grand Marquis
Lincoln Town Car
Buick Roadmaster
Chevrolet Caprice Classic
Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser

Have fun.

>>17193709
>implying you don't want to be /comfy/

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>>17182225
Kinda like Elliot "Nakazato" Rodger.

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>>17193774
I actually want to find a /comfy/ LX, but it seems like all that's on CL are P71s.

>>17181393
+1

>>17194260

So buy a marauder, they're cheap enough these days. People only buy P71's to feel like cops.

Mazdas RX-7 / RX-8

>>17181603

Found the neckbeard

>>17185402
Damn.
My dad (a successful dentist, a great family man, a church-going God-happy tithing Christian, a skilled carpenter, a big self-mechanic nerd) and I (a simple farmer) started leasing one of these and share it. Guess that makes us a duo of fedora-tipping faggots.

In all honesty, we keep it clean. However, I have seen some nasty shit done to these cars for some unholy reason. We got it because it was so much fun to drive that I feel compelled to defend it.

Am I missing something?

>>17189060
Jesus... That dude has the tiniest hands and shortest arms ever.

I'm amazed he can even reach his steering wheel reaching over his massive gut

miata

>>17194071
>S U P R E M E G E N T L E M A N

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>see thread in catalog
>think "please not Crown Vics"
>the entire thread is full of Crown Vics and cringy weirdos

I just want to spook people and make them drive better, I don't want this narcissistic bullshit

>>17181377
Tesla

>>17196331
You sound like an autist desu

>>17189044
Because they don't have to force the guy to buy an SUV, just a bed cover.

>>17196331
But wanting to spook people by making them think you're a cop is narcissist already. Also they're not gonna drive better, they're just gonna start crawling along at 5 below the limit.

>>17181377
Crown vics I presume

Any tasteless grandma-spec shitbox that's poorly maintained, that's what a neckbeard would drive.

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>>17196328
>['Back On The Rocks' starts playing]

>>17181377
>Mazda Miata
>any 2-door
>any manual

>(You)r car

>>17181393
why does this car get no respect here? overall it's pretty decent, no? are the drivers that bad?

>>17181576
Anime

>>17184099
*tips fedora*

>>1718520
>>17181474
>>17185183
>>17185402
>>17185491
>>17188982
>>17192533
>>17193092
>>17181474
LOL no

>>17185202
I forgot to add this to the "LOL no" list sorry

>>17195983
I know it doesn't make sense, but I honestly prefer the Ford badging/styling over the Mercury. It's just a personal preference.

>>17182068
you mean "supreme faglord beta mark 3"

>>17185491
>car that everyone drives
>fedora

i replied

>>17197886
Literally every driver in the tri-state area
>vape
>wear wayfarers
>drink mountain dew
And they usually wear tacky cargo shorts or gym shorts and a tee.

>>17195983
>marauder
>cheap enough
Marauders are fucking unicorns, man.

>>17197923
From 2003 onwards, the Marquis is extremely similar to the Crown Vic, far more than the raked-back look the Mercury had up until then. You can even swap around all the front end parts to make your own Crown Marquis or Grand Victoria if you want.

supra

>>17196331
>I just want to spook people and make them drive better

yep you're the fedora too lel

>>17181576
ae86

>>17193092
When i see a g35 coupe i don't think fedora, i think basic chad.

>>17196290
Nothing wrong w st. Just popular here so it's fun to use as bait.

You guys aren't even trying .

The fedora is a hat worn by white mails who don't want to engage in hygiene or fashion. They do however want to be socially accepted by women.

Because of their ugly nature and lack of hygiene the come up with new ways to attract women.

One way is to appear like an oppressed intellectual. Thus they are atheists who are too smart for normal society.

Also they look at frank sinatra types and think real men of the 50s where gentlemen so ill wear a fedora to show women in a gentlemen.

Its all about creating an image to hide the gross ugly loser they really are.

Thus a car like a Tesla or leaf is the true fedora. Its a symbol to others of eco conscious virtues and a tasteful curiosity for new tech that is sure to be attractive to a modern female.