>Push clutch pedal down >It doesn't come back up

>>17180788
get a new clutch cable (springy middle part probably broke)

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>>17180802
some clutch cables have integral springs, others have springs at one or both ends

>>17180802
>>17180817
OP is trying to make a meme thread with some stale pasta and you two just unironically responded

>push clutch pedal
>hear what sounds like bolts being tossed in a blender
>limp home have to kill engine and start in gear at every stop sign
>throw out bearing was fucked

>>17181992
And you also contributed nothing while chiding others for contributing. So you've contributed less than nothing, you actively discouraged positive contributions.

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>push gas pedal down
>it doesn't come back up

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>>17182418
>push clutch down to put it in neutral
>it doesn't come back up either

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>push brake pedal
>it was the gas pedal and I accidentally a whole family

>>17182418
>driving a toyota

>>17182304
i think reddit would be a good place for you my dude

>>17182619
i think aokigahara would be a good place for you my dude.

so you can kys.

>>17182418
>toyota

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>>17182438
>reach to kill ignition
>key snaps in half

>>17182655
>I think aokigahara would be a good place for you
Not that guy, but what an obscure reference. Not really an insult though, since it's actually a really nice place to visit, and I think he'd enjoy it.

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>put extra keys on key ring
>engine shuts off going into intersection
>die

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>turn key
>fuel pump rattles like a fucking skeleton

>>17180802
so clutches are hydraulic. one of my cars had a brief issue of the clutch pedal staying on the floor. now its force of habit to move my toe underneath the clutch pedal incase i need to lift it.

>put key in ignition
>it doesn't turn
>it doesn't come out either

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>new car
>stopped under a red light
>first of the row
>push clutch
>shift into 1st gear
>the gear doesn't enter
>green light
>back to neutral and 1st gear again
>the gear still doesn't enter
>the cars behind start honking
>desperately release clutch
>KKKKKRRRR
>honking intensifies

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>go to take a turn
>wheel falls off
>hit the brakes and turn into the missing wheel
>other wheel falls off
>start saying my Hail Marys
>other two wheels fall off

>start engine, forget switching to neutral first
>stomp in clutch to avoid stall
>rear left door locks and unlocks

Every fucking time

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>start car
>windows roll down

>rev car
>BRATATATATATTAATATTATA
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>CLAP
>change gears
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>CLAP

anti lag Audi 200 Avant how I love you so with your massive tarbo

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>go to shift from reverse to first
>there is no first gear
>there is no second gear
>stick is moving around freely

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>>17180788
>Push brake pedal
>Car breaks down

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>push gas pedal down
>jews don't get back up

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>>17182418
>push gas pedal down
>it comes back up
>engine continues to rev higher and higher
>in traffic

>push gas pedal
>car works as expected

Volvo life

>driving along
>sometimes there's a clanking noise like metallic ball bearings scattering all over the engine bay
>just happens once in a while at odd times

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>push gas pedal down
>car dies

>Push brake pedal
>It's spongey
>then doesn't come back up

Or my personal favorite

>Goes hard intermittently
Fucking vacuum leak shit plastic intake

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>Put parents' '88 Hilux used for trash hauling into 3rd
>Press gas
>Engine revs but no acceleration
>Try process again
>Same thing
>mfw 2nd does same thing when I downshift

2nd worked when I tried it again, 3rd never worked again though.

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>>17183230
>Lot attendant job a few years ago
>Start someone else's nasty Lexus
>Seat starts moving into custom positioning
>Panic as it begins to attempt to crush me into the steering column and dash because the owner is a manlet

>engine is banging against body
>Press the break pedal and it stops

>>17183500
>in a turbo diesel

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>shifter won't go into reverse all the way
>push harder
>KKKKKKKRRRRRR

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>>17183022
>Spaghetti everywhere

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>>17184806
>dad takes my keys to the now wheelless GTV 6
>asks me if I was looking at my cup of marinara sauce
>tell me the family pasta delivery business might go under because of this
What a spicy meatball.

>>17184043
This. Every morning my reverse gear goes KRRRRRR when im not even moving

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>>17183411
keked and checked

>>17184043

Shift into second or third, and then try again, retard! Your gears are squared off and won't mesh, because you keep grinding them.

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> be at red light in traffic
> light turns green
> stall

>>17180788
>put key in doorlock to open door
>key cylinder gets pushed inside and falls into the door panel

>put key in ignition, start car
>key comes out
>you dont even need a key to start it, you can just grab the key slot and it turns over

T-thanks...

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>>17185898
>stall
>with a passenger in your car

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>pulling into gas station
>depress brake pedal
>hear "thunk" and brake pedal drops to floor
>NOT STOPPING

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>>17185934
>Stall with gf in car

>>17183883
I lol'd

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>>17185981
>stall when taking a girl to a second date
>"it's over" she says

>>17185898
>>17185981
>>17185934

>stall
>press Ignition button
>able to take off less than a second after stalling without anyone honking

>do thing
>thing don't do
>Oh no reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>change from second to third
>gear lever goes into centre console

>>17184915

Reverse doesn't have synchros put it in first and then reverse.

>>17182713
It means he is calling him a retarded weeb.

>>17183883
Jesus Christ that's horrifying

>>17188002
My t56 does this except I have to hold it in very hard otherwise it pops out and goes krrkkkk

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>push clutch down
>its heavy as fuck
>you can hear the cable straining

>>17180788
>clutch pedal
but its 2017, nobody uses those

>>17183883
You sound fat

>>17187924
(Audible jej)

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>start car
>shit from park into reverse
>loud and heavy THUNK
>happens everytime

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>hear loud bang on freeway
>no blown tire, ricer air filter fell off

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>exhaust smell in cabin
>no obvious exhaust leak sounds/symptoms

>>17184915
Either first and then reverse, or just push the clutch in and let the gears spin down for like 3 seconds and then it should go in smooth.

>downshift to go up hill
>pull knob out of the gate

>>17183883
I remember that happened on the production line back in the 50's at a Plymouth factory one time.

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>>17188123
You need a new harmonic stabilizer

> pays bus driver
> City bus stalls

/o/ lyfe

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>>17182686
>pull handbrake
>TWANG

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>>17188302
>on hill
>pull handbrake
>take foot of brake
>EEEERRRRRRRHHHHHHH
>car starts rolling forward

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> go to shift from first to second
> Put hand where gear selector used to be
> It's not there

>CEL goes on and off mysteriously for months
>first its only when cold
>then it was only when hot
>Ended up being the wiring for the CPS was melting on the exhaust manifold
Fucking motherfuck

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>Stop at red light on a hill
>Go to first
>car stalls and rolls into the family behind you

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>push clutch pedal down
>it doesn't come back up
>replace the master, line and slave
>new fluid and bleed
>still doesn't come back up

>>17186041
Literally who does rhis?

I stalled on a first date with a cute girl a day or two after getting my first manual car. She laughed and thought it was cute that I got flustered. Don't know how to break it to you anon but it sounds like she already had her mind made up and was looking for an excuse to leave

>push clutch pedal down
>clutch pedal won't go down
>pull out of 3rd gear
>lower speed and go into first
>drive 5 miles home in first without stopping

Master cylinder was fucked and would not depress

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>power windows
>all windows roll up at different speeds

>>17188655
wew

used master cylinder here

thanks for making me parinoid again

>>17188742
lube the runners

>>17186225
My_life.pdf

>hit massive, unavoidable pothole at 20mph
>kickstand bounces down enough to activate killswitch
>bike dies

Th-thanks, Suzuki.

>Engine drips oil when cold, 'totally normal'
>bike eats clutch cables because shitty routing
>mice nests in air box every weekend
Yamaha REEEEEEE