Most degenerate thing you've ever done in your car

>>17180452
What is in that pic? Just looks like burn holes.

In my last truck I regularly got blowjobs from street hookers. Seats were probably caked in cum and hookers spit

Eventually some old lady rammed it leaving bank of america, I was going 40 when she mistook for brake for the gas and rammed my truck in traffic. I'm glad that truck was totaled, It deserved better.

>>17180452
Shot heroin up my ass on the downtown east side of Vancouver, dozens and dozens of times

This was before fent was big and there was really good brown heroin everywhere

I'd cop dope, drive a few blocks to a nice neighbourhood across the shipyards , climb into the passenger seat and crank the heat in winter and Turn radio on and put that smack in my ass and light a cig

Amazing times desu

>>17180452
filled a rust hole behind the seat with construction foam

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i ate in it once, that's about it. Other than that... it was a few teenagers in it at a few points. And a dog

>>17180487
>good brown

Was it brown when it came out too? Or do you just hold all the heroin/water mix in your ass and drive around then shit it out later?

That's fascinating that you would choose your ass over your nose, mouth, or vain lol

toppled western civilization

>>17180510
ITs like 1.5ml of solution, it just absorbs, there's barely any. Plugging is safer than IV and gives a similar rush . You can make all the fun you want but it's just a way of getting high slightly safer

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Drive drunk many times, smoke weed, jerked off, spit in(not mine), neutral drops, power slides, driving with an expired plate sticker, drive on a tire with a shifted belt, transport a few grams over a international border, currently at 6000 km on conventional oil but I'm using a Mobil 1 filter.

The worst though, I totaled one after a night of heavy drinking and not enough sleep. Poor Betsy, she deserved better.

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>>17180502
POS like you and the owner of this tetanus wagon should be dragged behind your rust buckets

>>17180521
I'm just saying If I was going to be found dead of a heroin over dose, I would want a needle in my arm over one in my asshole.

I'll be dead, Can't explain myself after that. They'll only know I died doing some kinda gay shit after I did some smack

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>>17180553
>currently at 6000 km on conventional oil but I'm using a Mobil 1 filter


YOUR A MONSTER!

>>17180634
YEah because I like to squirt the heroin in my ass and then leave the empty liquid syringe in there for fun after rather than immediately removing it

You're a fucking faggot if you think I'm going to be condescended to because I put heroin up my ass in order to promote harm reduction you fuckig normie reddit faggot

You know how many fuckin normie fucks like you who've talked shit on plugging drugs ive come across and then tried to shame me? Go fuck yourself you twat

>>17180487
Too bad you didn't catch an overdose asshole

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I slept with another man in my Twingo

>most degenerate
Buddy and I tailed behind an ambulance in heavy traffic to get out of traffic in the rain at night.
We weren't right on his ass, but we were following close enough to shoot through all the gaps that opened up for him.
Branched off and went seperate ways once we got out of the thick of it.

>>17180704
You mad?

>>17180756
I fucked ur gf

>>17180505
I ate Taco Bell in my car. No stains or anything but it still qualifies as degenerate. That's it though.

>>17180806
Yeah because talking to you makes me wish I was high right now to deal with your stupid bullshit

>>17180813
I'd really be surprised if you did. She's neither into Canadians nor junkie scum

>>17180819
You gotta admit tho, that's pretty degenerate.

>>17180819
Poor junkie boi. Is the World too cruel to you without Heroin? Lol, weak ass faggot. Too weak for a normal life. Enjoy your H-dildo up yer ass

>>17180819
Wrong person, but you do seem to enjoy your escapism

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>>17180704
>heroin addict trying to act all high and might
Holy fuck

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I was eating fries and one fell somewhere in the abyss below my seat
Was driving like 6 other people so one had to get in the trunk and he fucking decided to roll up a cigarette(cus hipster shit) and my whole trunk carpets are filled with little specs of tobacco or whatever

I, uh, held hands with a girl once..

-boned gf in the back seat multiple times
-had the shits, made it to the driveway before i shit my drawers right when i pulled in
-choked on a 7-11 hotdog and puked allover the door panel on the drive to the hospital
-smoked Cuban cigars in it, seat and front pillar all have burn marks on them

cars seen some shit

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>>17180766
I slept with another man in his Citroen

I drove around with my gf

>>17180704
>>17180819
stay mad bitchboy

>>17180766
I feel like that's pretty normal among Twingo owners

>>17180452
I had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

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>>17180487

I was bored on the final leg of a road trip (250 miles on the same interstate) so I jerked off while driving and came in an empty chip bag. I was steering with my knees at the climax to free both hands for maximum mess control.

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>>17180502
My mom practically worshipped my grandfather for being some kind of master handyman, but I've inherited his house and car and the shit I find just disappoints me. I haven't told her half of it, let her keep a nice memory of her dead father rather than explaining how half-assed everything he did was. Just off the top of my head-
>foam insulation sprayed in body panel rust holes
>old brake lines rotted, ran new ones parallel (touching) and didn't remove the old so the rust on the old ones accelerated the death of the new ones
>paid his nephew to re-side the house and nephew is even more of a half-asser than he was, siding was stained but not sealed so all the stain has run off in the rain and the house looks like shit
>ran his own propane line from the oven to the tank outside, it was plain copper tubing and not designed to be flexible so when he pushed the oven back against the wall it created 3 kinks
>when I replaced it, the old line pulled free of the compression fitting before I even picked up a wrench
>new toilet wasn't installed properly so shit-water leaks down the exterior of the pipe in the basement
>built a deck out of untreated wood that has warped and rotted to the point of no longer looking like a deck
>collected 10 outboard motors with the intention of repairing and reselling but just took them apart and left pieces scattered all over the garage
>put that wood paneling shit from the 70's in the fucking bathroom, it absorbs water instead of repelling it, I'm literally scared of taking it down and seeing what the drywall has become
>"countertop" in the bathroom is held to the wall with L-brackets that can't support its weight, and those brackets aren't even screwed into the wall correctly, shit sags

>>17180704
>You're a fucking faggot if you think I'm going to be condescended to because I put heroin up my ass

Holy fuck I lost

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My sister is in grade 9 and still hasn't gotten her license so I drive her and her friends around.

Anyway, they play Volleyball twice a week so I take 5 sweaty girls in my truck twice a week and it now smells like a locker room. The school year is done in two months and I'm going to have to steam clean my interior.

I've tried cleaning it before but there is some sort of musk that can't be masked.

>>17182206
I was waiting for you to say you jerked off to it

>>17182206
i will pay you 20 dollars to sit inside your truck after you take them home next time.

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>>17182206
>not sitting inside and inhaling deeply while fingering your boipussi

>>17180704
i wouldnt really call rectal 'shooting it in your ass' because from your first post i thought you were blinding pricking your anus and doing im.

also you opi-raging hard senpai

spilling a fat line of k all over the floor

Hmm hard to say. Probably the most degenerate was picking up heroin with a junkie friend and sharing a needle with him. He shot up first while I looked out, then I did mine. After he did his shot he dropped the fucking needle and it bent the tip. It was the only syringe so I had to unbend it as best as I could and use it. It was shaped like a fish hook on the end and I couldnt straighten it out. I felt it go through each layer of skin, it was radical

drove to a fat girl's house for sex

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>>17182206
C-can I ride in your truck?

>>17182206
you'll never get rid of that smell so you may as well learn to love it

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>>17182206
Can i please sit in your truck?

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>>17182239

I'm a grill myself m8.

>>17182359
Ooooohhhhhhh

>>17182206
>>17182359
This is the stuff animes are made of.

>>17182354
You're literally gay if you don't like teenage girl BO.

Sniffed coke off the filthy floor mats. Puked in it. Friend drew swastikas all over the interior. Used a 2x4 to hold a window up. Sex. Friend nearly burned down the interior with a torch as we were trying to smoke oil driving down the road. Whippets. Gave a ride to a kid who started shooting coke into his arm so I kicked him out in the middle of nowhere 40 miles from anyone. Got head from my best friends girl. Bled all over the interior after crashing my motorcycle. Friend put a cig down the hole in the seat where the head rest goes and all we had to put it out with was an energy drink. Pissed inside of it.

>>17182359
bread on headlights or gtfo

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>>17182427
You do not deserve a car

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>>17182359
That explains a lot

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>>17182359
Big if true

Bought a different car to leave the other behind

>>17182427
sounds like you have an ebin lifestyle bro

>>17182307

It's ok most of us have done it

>>17182206
>t.raging homo

Drive by on kids with paintball guns

Threw a full large subway drink cup out of the window at 80km/h at a young Aboriginal girl and hit her square in the chest with the top of the cup facing upwards so all of the Sprite shot up into her face. Good times.

>>17182917
Nice

>>17182359
LONDON
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I didn't change my oil for about 20k miles

>>17180452
It would be a toss up between fucking fat girls (in all my vehicles) and using an angle grinder to cut a hole in the bed of my old GMC Sierra 1500 rustbucket to access the fuel pump because the fuel tank strap hangers were rusted solid and I didn't want to replace them.

Threw a brick at a niggers head while going about 35mph

>>17182206
I want to sniff the seats of your car.

>>17180452
I used to have a ritual of beating off in it driving home from Connecticut to RI. Made the trip about once every two months. By the time I hit the RI border it was game time, goal was to successfully shoot before Providence. I never missed

I let a dude fuck me in my car.

Was pretty disappointing desu.

>>17182206
I was in the army, attached to a headquarters division as an APC driver. We would have to rotate through radio picket in the back of the APC with the rest of the headquarters staff. Most of the time we sat in one spot doing nothing.
So this one time it's incredibly hot and moist for about a month. One of the female officers would make that whole APC smell like sweaty clunge because she sat in there most of the day.

And when you've been jerking off in the dust for a couple months straight, it's really strange where your mind will take you.

>>17182917
Fucking rad.

I used to go for night drives and jerk off while I was driving down backroads.

>>17182359
Bullshit, asshole.

>>17182206

get an ozone machine

https://youtu.be/MjHEcPcTJTE?t=577

I don't do a whole lot of gross shit in my car, but the only things that stand out are pissing into a bottle while sitting in the driver seat. Fingering my gf while I was driving and getting some of her on the seat and her blowing me while driving.

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>>17180452

>>17185000
>Tfw mt favourite place to pull over to get my dick sucked is now a construction site for a mall or some shit
Shot a lot of loads there, gonna miss it. Now I have to use the church parking lot.

>>17185027

Most of my car blowjobs were me driving on the highway. Thank fuck for cruise control.

>>17182359
Schlicked off then. We're all mates here.

One time, I sniffed the seat after giving a girl a lift. Surprised myself actually, because i'm usually quite vanilla sexually.

Used the hood as a work bench regularly, tons of scratches all over it. It was a 2002 Saturn SL2. No regrats.

uh, masturbated inside like twice and fart a lot, I guess.

>>17180487
>heroin
How do heroin users deal with constipation?
Do you take laxatives?

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>>17181560
On the one hand I feel bad for you but on the other I had to laugh really hard.

>>17182134
>let her keep a nice memory of her dead father
Props to you.
Might wanna do something about that wood paneling though. I know you don't want to take it down because of what's behind it, but I doubt it's healthy or safe to keep it hidden behind there to grow. I'm no expert on this but it feels like shit could go south real easy with this setup.

While my best friend was passed out drunk in the back seat I got a blowjob from his also drunk younger sister. To this day I still wonder if he knows what happened

>>17185036
You absolute animal

>>17180487
I probably drove past you doing this at least once.

Fuckin' east van, man

I filled a piss bottle at a red light, blasted anime music and drove 12 hours straight while discussing gay BDSM porn (among other porn) with friends.
>>17182307
This also

>>17185115

This.
Biological material in a room often damp and warm, behind the food is a perfect dark spot for some nasty mold to grow.

Got my dick sucked by gf while driving, got pulled over for speeding and the cop caught me literally with my pants on my ankles.

Shoulda lost my license right then and there because I was going 60kph over, but he decided against it "because it's Saturday at 4pm and my station is an hour and a half away from here, doing the paperwork would mean I get home really late, so I'm not doing that"

I'm just hoping that's really the case and he didn't notice my raging hard dick pitching a tent in my boxers.

>>17185067
Not him, but I've dabbled in the opiate game a few years ago. Took me awhile before I stopped pooping and when that happened I just did less, eventually just quit. Not worth the risks imo, anyone doing it should quit if they still can.

Had sex.

Why else would you get a station wagon?

masturbated inside a glove to gay furry porn while going down the highway.

>>17190864
Alphonse is that you?

>>17180452
I guess it was the time I used a wet cleaning towel to clean the side window instead of real glass cleaning and news paper to dry it out.

Other than that I have never dirtied, dropped anything, spilled anything... Nothing.