Honda 2014 Civic LX Wont Start

>>17173567
>2014
>Civic
kys

>>17173638
Thats the plan friend, but i cant injest my exhaust fumes without the car starting!

>>17173695
I dont know, is there anything i could do or do i have to take it to mechanic?

>>17173739
Test the battery again

Test the alternator

Come post again when you have completed those tasks.

>>17173567
Get someone to help you jump it. Then go get it tested at a parts place

>>17173567
>It cant be the battery I replaced it in January.
News flash: It can still be the battery


Also, what you described doesn't indicate a computer problem.

>>17173751
I only thought that because last time it was the battery it made a very loud noise when trying to start.

>>17173758
It could be your alternator failing, which is what caused the original battery to fail.

>>17173567
It's a dead battery, as in completely fucking dead and not just too low of a charge to turn over the engine

>>17173836
This. Probably caused by a bad voltage regulator in the alternator.

The electronics in these years are garbage.

Wasnt my battery or alternator, took to mechanic they said its an electrical issue.

>>17174971
>implying batteries and alternators aren't electrical issues
Did he say what it was? Just grab a voltmetre and see where the battery is at

>>17175195
Said he didnt know, that he tested the battery and alternator wasnt those and hes gonna keep it for a couple more hours driving it around to see if he can find an issue.

>>17175392
>driving it around
So obviously he started it, so obviously it isn't the computer

Sounds like it was a dirty ground and he just fucked you out of hundreds of dollars worth of shop time because you're too fucking stupid to test the shit yourself.

>>17176743
The positive terminal was loose. And i was only charged 100$.

>>17179475
Why are you such a numale cuck that you didn't check this?

>>17175392
>getting rused this hard
confront him,
say 4chin thinks he's full of shit.
report back.

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>>17179475
Man, you have an asshole for a mechanic.

>>17179489
>owns a 2014 civic
>Is male (maybe?)


/Thread

>>17179509
Family has been using him for awhile. hes a good mechanic, that was a diagnosis fee, cheaper then the others in the area.

>>17179489
because my father left me at a young age and i was never taught anything about cars by my whore of a mother.

>>17179582
tranny :^)

>>17173567
>Having a Honda Civic and asking 4Chan if they can figure out your problem
>0/10

This is why the first chance I got I convince my wife to sell her piece of shit Civic and get a Grand Cherokee. It doesn't take a team of auto technicians with computers to figure out one stupid fucking lock.

>>17179475
>And i was only charged 100$.
For something that had you taken our advice you could have taken care of for FREE.

This is bait though. Nobody is that fucking stupid.

>>17179840
>Family has been getting fucked by him for a while. He's a jew, that was an un-needed diagnosis fee, fucked us more than any other in the area.

>>17179855
It didn't take one in this case either. Literally every single one of us that gave real advice said either his battery wasn't functioning right or his alternator wasn't charging his battery.

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>>17173567

>>17180171
I would of followed the advice but I had to go to work. Its not bait I just have no tools.

>>17181496
So you had time to bring it to a shop but not time to pop the hood?

>>17173739
Here you asked if you should bring it to a mechanic and didn't heed the advice given. Why bother even asking?

>>17174971
>>17175392
In these posts you claim you took it to a mechanic and that he tested both the battery and the alternator (yet you were at work), but >>17179475 here claim it was just a loose terminal, which the mechanic would have IMMEDIATELY noticed, and you would have IMMEDIATELY noticed had you taken 2 seconds to pop the fucking hood. This is 200% bait.

Honda Civic forums, what are they and why go here instead of there?

BRAND AND MODEL SPECIFIC FORUMS, mothafuckas! Use them. Learn them. Love them.

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>keyless fobcucks

>>17181625
He clearly said TURN key, you stupid mother fucker.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the intelligence level of a key user.

>>17181611
I did pop the hood you nigger. Had to jump-start the battery.

I work split shifts so i brought the car to the shop inbetween shifts, I was asking if i should bring it to mechanic during my first shift, after reading the the solutions people were posting here I decided I couldn't do the tests because I didnt have the tools.

I know you might be a bit dumb from huffing those exhaust fumes, but we have this thing called cell phones which you can use to exchange info with another.

Im blind in one eye so even when i jump started the car i didnt notice. I dont know why the mechanic didnt see it.

>>17182029
>Had to jump-start the battery
Which is when you should have noticed the loose terminal. Blind or not you should have physically been able to feel the terminal being loose.