Intimidating Cars

>>17170209
black s class or rolls royce, driven by a chauffer

>>17170209
tape a couple of guns to your car
ezpz

>>17170209
g or c class

>>17170214
How is that menacing or suspicious? That's just some rich fuck. I wouldn't be in the least menaced by a fucking $150K+ car.

All the gang members I ever knew drove old Cadillacs or some other American barge. All the wannabe Slav gangsters drive old German shit.

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>>17170209
Trophy Truck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsp9eWQ7mII&t=73s

>>17170209
A slammed 1977 oldsmobile cutlass painted a dark red brown with flames painted on the fenders and a giant cross airbrushed on the hood, windows tinted super illegally black and a few bullet holes.

>>17170209
everyone fucks with nigger cars and cops follow them. You're looking for something that doesn't exist.

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>>17170232
or pic related
i'd go with a darker paint job

>>17170226
>yeah bro I'd totally go fuck with somebody who can afford to hire a driver, never mind security, good lawyers, the police department and a gun
Hmm

>>17170209
The most intimidating dude I've ever seen in my entire life was a Fed who had confiscated some drug dealer's Range Rover and then drove it around his turf wearing a shiny silver suit like he was straight out of some russian gangster flick.

>>17170244
I unironically walked past a car like this that was blasting some bizarre swing-rap and made the mistake of nodding along with it. The guy got out of the car, and said "What the fuck are you, a fucking rooster? What the fuck are you nodding your head for? Do you want to fuck you up?" Tad aggressive, desu.

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>>17170249
or pic related

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Specially if you are a pedestrian

>>17170249
a black e38 with very bright angel eyes would looks terrifying, it's always looking with disdain at people

Black Crown Vic Police Interceptor

>>17170253
That's a different kind of menacing than I thought we were talking about. Nobody's going to "dip asap" just because they see that guy and his chauffeur.

>>17170269
this could just as easily be owned by an old black guy with a guitar, but as it looks, it appears to be owned by an old white dude who lives in the southwest.

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>>17170209

>>17170209
A caravan of blacked out Rolls filled with men in suits.

>>17170232
>e39
my nigga

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>>17170232
there we go

>>17170259
lol how did you deescalate that?

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>>17170209
>how to make anyone in eastern europe shit bricks and run away on a dark evening

>>17170243
why can't this guy steer for shit?

>>17170265
Underrated

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OP I have your real answer

either a huge black lifted truck with all the faggy truck mods done to it

OR

a blacked out ex police Charger / Tahoe / Crown Vic with steelies, police tint, antennas, ram bar, spotlight, etc. Best presence on the road there is

>>17170209
Any car with a black guy behind the wheel

>>17170226
Now imagine 6+ of those driving practically bumper to bumper.
Would you fuck with them?

Grand national, hands down.

>>17170265
ha

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>>17170232
Literally what I was going to post. Oh well, this is second, especially if you're a slav.

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>>17170209

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>>17170265
kek

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black jaguar f pace

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>>17170209
Buy any car, doesn't matter. Throw a "hit my car with a blunt object for $15" party. Use proceeds to fix damage with cheap materials laying around

If end result looks anything like pic related it's safe to say you'll scare people

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There isn't a more diabolical car in existence. The gutteral rumble of a 426 Hemi is the thing of nightmares. This shit pulls up to you on an empty road and you assume Satan is about to make a deal for your soul.

>>17170524
Every part of this car is (poorly) photoshopped, and not one part of it was hit with a blunt object.

>>17170403
I said that I was nodding along because I liked the music and didn't mean anything by it (which was true). He was surprisingly understanding and said something like, "Oh alright man, I'm sorry. I thought you were shitting on my music like every other bitch out here."

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>>17170209

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>>17171093

Was about to post that,,

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This car with a pirate emblem

>>17170209
Depends on what you look like and what you can pull off.

>black or hispanic
Blacked out full size SUV

>slavshit
>>17170232

>white, older than 30
>>17170432

>asian
you're shit out of luck, nobody takes them seriously

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1965 Buick Riviera

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Beep beep.

Can't believe no one has said a gray Ford Explorer, you don't know if it's a cop or not until you see the side of it

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This

>>17170553
You are so fucking gay

>>17170408
Is that the KGB car with the rear-mounted air-cooled V8?

> cucks posting generic tier eurobarges thinking they instill anything like fear
> fear is not knowing what brand/model of automobile the manic is driving next to you
> tfw drivers keep trying to see what brand car i drive by looking at the hood/trunk
> mfw they can't

>>17175557
You're thinking of Tatra, and those cars are expensive as hell to get your hands on

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This or nothing. You are all poor as fuck if you think of anything else.

>>17170366
bmws are for faggets

>>17170505
maybe 20 years ago

>>17170522
Car for Indians and pakis

How about an s class?

An old beat up buick regal with tons of dents, paintswaps, miscolored panels
Super dark tint
No plates
Drive like a maniac and no one will go near you

>>17175693
Debadged, nigga.

>>17170209
Go be a nigger somewhere else.

>>17177478

Nah, I know plenty of fat middle aged dads who drive blacked out chargers, 300's and challengers and would be out of breath after running beyond their front lawns.

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>trap car
>thinkin' they gotta dip asap
Is this even fucking English?

>>17170432
>either a huge black lifted truck with all the faggy truck mods done to it
I don't think anybody is afraid of highschoolers or some 50 year old dad

>>17170522
abdul A achmed's rich son, muhammad A achmed.
One of the most menacing things after homeless people.

>>17171797
>a 55 year old man with an American eagle shirt is driving

>>17175709
once again, Mohammed A Achmed's rich son at best, John Richfag's wife at best, Not spooky.

>>17177478
nigger

>>17177503
FOB or affluent college student
most of you just suck at this

>>17177858
It isn't the highschoolers you worry about, it's when they graduate into the typical deadbeat meth-head with a gap tooth, a chip on his shoulder, and his stolen pappy's Saturday night special carried loaded and hot in the dick-seam of his pants.

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>>17170209

>>17170553
There isn't a more overrated car in existence. The guttural grumbling of a baby boomer is the thing of nightmares. This shit pulls up to you on an empty road and you assume its driver won't make a deal for under $125,000, no lowballers, no tire kickers, he knows what he's got.

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This is the end of the road for you mister.

>>17177873
Oh, here we encounter the "nobody knows better than me" /pol/ memester.

How about YOU tell us what car is intimidating in your opinion? Do you even have your own opinions or you just regurgitate what you read in /pol/ and reddit?

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Bonus points if you live in Poland

>>17177873
>nigger
Yeah exactly

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>>17170294

Car of K9 units, SWAT teams, DEA agents, FBI enforcers, and any other team worth their weight in legal kickass. Level out the suspension, steelies, black out the windows, put on a push bar, and no one would mess with you.

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Super flashy sportbike. Make sure it has at least two projectors and the brightest fucking bulbs you can get. It doesn't actually have to be fast.

People get the hell out of your way because nobody can accurately judge how fast a bike is traveling. This is the cause of a lot of idiotic entitled bikers T-boning people while speeding. It's also the cause of regular bikers getting through traffic easier without having to split. Going 65 coming up on someone going 60? They'll freak out at that SUPER FAST RACE MOTORCYCLE coming up on their ass at "90mph" and move over unless they're an asshole who thinks they know better than the police and tries to enforce the speed limit in the left lane. In which case you slow down by 5mph and nothing happens.

>>17178005
>People get the hell out of your way because nobody can accurately judge how fast a bike is traveling.
Literally why?

I could fit your entire bike in my trunk and in my state the person doing the ass-ending is always considered at-fault. Who moves a car for a bike?

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>>17178030
Because bikers are narcissists and sociopaths and punch/damage vehicles and run away like the pussy they are deep down inside

Vehicles are the ultimate in compensation. That's why I drive a Toyota Camry. Ain't got nothing to make up for :)

>>17177969
>Do you even have your own opinions or you just regurgitate what you read in /pol/ and reddit?
I don't go to reddit, and live in close enough proximity to the vehicles posted that I can see who drives them regularly.
Not my fault I upset your autism because I live around nice things :^)

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I would take out a loan and buy arnold schwarzeneggers unimog just for the sake of one upping truckerfags and make them feel inferior

>>17170226
So why did you start the thread with a Rolls Royce?

Shitty niggers who think a million-bucks is big money drive mercs and caddies. Mafia Dons worth hundreds of millions don't roll in anything less than the best, you small-time little shit.

>>17178030
>in my state the person doing the ass-ending is always considered at-fault
I doubt this. Do you even have a licence?

>>17170459
Faggot beta manlet detected

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>my car
Don't know if people think it's a drug dealer car or a cop car but people always slow down in front of me.

>>17178135
a) a million bucks is big money
b) mafia don't aren't worth hundreds of millions

>>17178410
Looks shit, I would slow down in front of you to a stop. Pull you out and beat you the fuck up.

>>17170209
This mean looking motherfucker right here, especially with the Terminal front bumper
Looks like what some Goomba mafioso would drive around

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GET A TWIZY MOTHERFUCKER

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>>17179679
Fuck forgot pic

Black Suburban driven by a nerdy looking guy with a plate carrier in a convoy of other black suburbans all with government plates

>>17179658
Okay there big guy

>>17178115
And yet, for all the shit you spout, you offer nothing to the discussion and clumsily evade answering the question. What cars would you suggest OP get? Are you just going to shitpost and give us free bumps, or do you have anything of substance to add?

>>17177999
don't forget though this is the time if anti-authority. so you might not be that fearful everywhere

>>17170209
prius drivers

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>>17180193
this and korean ecobox drivers
>2 cycling incedints where i got pushed off the road,both have been forte coupes
>faggot chick overtaking mr and the guy behind mr on a ONE LANE ROAD in a shitty fucking slammed elantra with a shitty air intake and being a cunt about it afterwards
>old guy in a sephia that lightly t-boned me
>fat lady in a hybrid sonata that almost smoshed my bike and chimped out because it's obviously my fault
>16 year old without a license that stole his moms rio and was 'hooning' and begged not to call the cops because we almost got into a big-ish accident because of him
come to think of it the only accidents that i ever got into were these

>>17170232
>>17170366
>>17177503
I'm sorry, there is nothing fucking intimidating about a BMW. They are sporty and and generally attractive, but there isn't a goddamned thing that is intimidating even if some poser tries to black them out and add angel eyes.

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>>17170209
A trashed pickup or SUV

No one will go near you

>>17180323
This. Bonus points if the rear end is misaligned so you have to drive at an angle like you're dagumi 24/7.

>>17179679
>>17179685
Tell me moar about this car

Only something that looks a lot like a cop car would get any reaction from me. I don't go around and see a BMW and think
>Oh nigga is dat a trap car we betta dip

>>17180399
It's a Lincoln Mark VIII LSC
>shared platform with Thunderbird so has IRS
>uses the Intech 32V 4.6 V8 which is also the NA Cobra engine from the S281
>gorgeous wrap around dash
>has a decent aftermarket

>>17178030
Because I dont want to have a bike in the rear end of my car and would rather not accidently kill someone or be part of ones death

>>17179658
>The fantasy of those with micropenis.

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There is a 50/50 chance a lotus carlton has been involved in an armed robbery.

C63 AMG

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>>17180703
mo niqua! dat car is a sleeper. Only bankers will recognize this

Also, you can scare everyone with this one

An old rusty caddilac driven by mexicans is more terrifying then rich people shit.

>>17179658
Be a problem since I'm 6'5 260 motherfucker. Love to see you come to SoCal and try bitch.

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Behold, the most intimidating car in america.

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>>17170209
Chevy Tahoe or Suburban.

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black R32 look quit intimidating in their simplicity

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>slowly follows you at night while you are walking alone.
>pulls up next to you at a street corner and slowly opens the suicide door.

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>>17175144
no this

Either a big semi or a cop car.

Every other answer is stupid.

I drove an old cvpi for a few years other drivers were terrified of me. Funny as fuck.

>>17180468
You forgot
>Only trans option is a 4 speed auto slushbox

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Trans am WS6 all blacked out with the decapitated head of a baby as a hood ornament

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>>17182914

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yawn

Just imagine this thing pulling up next to you while you're walking on the sidewalk.

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>>17182971
oops im a literal retard and didn't post the picture

>>17170209
just get a hearse

>>17181420
>I drove an old cvpi for a few years other drivers were terrified of me. Funny as fuck.
It's weird, in my experience driving a Marquis or Town Car makes you completely ignore any P71 you see because you immediately assume it's someone who went for the El Cheapo Panther instead of finding a GM or TC.

>>17182963
My nigga, I see you're a man of good taste as well

>>17181386
>posts a gunmetal R32

You dumb fuck.

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>>17170417

It's a 6000lb wide as fuck truck with over a foot of bodyroll. It's definitely a handful to drive.

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>>17182906
No ones scared of a cashed up bogan

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>tfw thread full of white people
>and its not even /pol/

Ok, white people I'll explain. Your fucking luxury cars don't mean shit to people who actually have to fear cars other than those occupied by the authorities.

Some white people fear these demonoid-ish luxury vehicles. There are several reasons for this but a lot of the times the "thug" personality the vehicle gives off makes white people think the personality of the occupants are those of the actual criminal minded people who cannot afford that much luxury in the first place. These white people are the type to piss their pants because Soulja Boy hopped out of his Ferrari. The "I'm scared of my own shadow" type.

People of low income who live in places where cars should be feared know there are a few types of cars that you should stay away from.

Stay away from old beaters like pic related. Cars like these get stolen for a drive shootings by then ditched.

Stay away from old soccer mom mini vans and old work vans driven by teens (especially if there are more than two occupants and they are all teens.) Usually the door(s) will slide back while the car is in motion and you may not be alive long enough to hear them close.

Stay away from older looking rental cars. No one does a drive by in a newer car. Usually if a car isn't stolen then it is rented and no one rents a flashy car for a drive by.

Last but not least if you see any old car with busted lights creeping along in a bad neighborhood, qq - gg.

>>17178030
Because you're going to get a brick through your windshield or a breaker bar to the side mirror when they split down the shoulder if it's actually a 100mph hoon who probably stole that bike and doesn't have anything resembling a license. When you get up close and see all the scratched/missing plastics, obvious aftermarket breakable bits, and nigger rigged stunt cage feel free to shit yourself. Did his hand just come off that handlebar? Bikers are either very nice people or absolute scum. There is no in between that just yells at you while riding your ass, because that in-between has the mobility to do something without ever leaving his ability to speed away from the scene of the crime.

Also imagine what happens when a 500lb object traveling that fast meets your rear, which was designed to stop boxy objects. I have seen far too many motorcycles deeply embedded in cars after being rear ended or rear ending. They just punch right through. The mass isn't distributed into a pushing force like it would be if it was a car on car colission.

>>17170209
3K Civic with a few tasteful mods.

>>17180751
underrated post, lost

>>17170243

Maybe I'm just tired but the thought of this autist who wants a scary car going out and getting a trophy truck to daily drive is fucking hilarious.

>>17184279
This is the car of choice for those who are not afraid of consequences

>>17170209
>primered 3rd gen camaro or fox
>big nig wheels
>be fat or just a nig
>tinted windows
>big glock sticker on the back window
>have mullet
>glasses hat and camo
>glare at everyone

>>17181477
Drove a black ram air ws6, everyone just wants to ask if its a three fitty when id fill up.

>>17186426
>forgetting the 12" sub in the trunk
Come on, son

>>17184429
I'm sorry you're stuck in the ghetto, anon. I'd help you move out if I could.