*overtakes you*

Poor thing must have taken 20 seconds to get up to highway speed with those massive tires.

>>17163824

*slides katana out window and slashes your tyres*

Heh, nothin personal kid

That wheelbase though

This is the ideal offroading body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>17163824
check out the kankles on those things

>>17163824
damn those are some nice meats youve got there id love for you to overtake me right in the fucking asshole if you know what i mean

How much for the chubby kid?

>>17165143
>tyres

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*overtakes you back*

>>17165240
>those womens capri pants and velcro shoes
>implying you wouldnt lather up that delicious rump and go to town if you understand what i mean my friend

>>17163824
jesus christ that fucking chubster
>pants that end 8 inches before his ankles made of performance material
>tapdancing shoes
>jiggliest love handles in existence
>cankles
>neck fat that can be seen from nealy behind him
fucking yuropoors i mean what the fuck

>>17165256
>oh but friend I do know, I wanna do disgusting things to Porky over there
>maybe join me and we can spit roast the pig together