>You're at a car meet and this guy slaps your shitbox what do?

force him to gargle on my nuts and key his shitty electric car

reprimand him for doing that

SHAME ON YOU

Demand a P100D as compensation.

>>17156333
Ask him how many carbon emissions his factories emit making his meme cars.

I would be very surprised if he has ever been to a car meet.

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I've always wondered... where do guys like Elon Musk get their hookers from?

i mean I can't imagine Joe CEO is ok with fucking a fat housewife or being single or etc. they are used to getting whatever they want in the world, why not the hottest hookers to cater to their every fetish?

>>17156333
Hey look how hard I can waste oil.

>>17156483
>he doesn't know how to find a high end escort
poorfag spotted.

>>17156483
Have you ever wondered that there might be people who have realized there is more to life than mindlessly satistying your most basest desire? Like I don't know, working to create a better world and having sex with your wife who you actually love? You may have heard of that word, it's actually not a legend believe it or not!

>>17156581
>actually believing in being a sane person
get a load of this fucking casual

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I'd probably ask him about spaceX stuff, I'm not too big of a fan of Teslas, but I still think he would a cool dude to sit down and have a conversation with.

I got a better one for ya

>You're at a car meet and this guy slaps your shitbox

what do?

>>17156611
Hand him a beer and talk about classic cars

>>17156611
"Listen here, bucko. Fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me, twice...heh...well, you can't get fooled again.”

>>17156579
You just tweet at porn stars right?

>>17156387
Net zero, nigger

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>>17156581
> create a better world and having sex with your wife

>>>/facebook/

>>17156669

that implies hes actually compensating emissions anon

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"NO DONT, THATS THE TRIGGER FOR THE EXPL-"

>>17156611
ask him what the fuck he's doing in harrow and if he wants hear my mr2's fartcan

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>>17156581
Lol where the fuck do you think you are?

>>17156611
>bushdid911
>run away screeching autistically

>>17156581
gay.

>ALLAHU ACKBAAAAR
>*the battery in my Tesla explodes randomly*

>>17156581
Nigga fuck you. Who doesn't want to fuck hot bitches? The whole saving the world can come later.

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Senpai noticed me!

Ask him to make a Tesla Ute based off the Model S.

>>17156611
what would bush jr. drive?

>>17156483
>hottest
http://nypost.com/2015/05/19/prostitute-pleads-guilty-in-overdose-death-of-google-exec/