>change my oil? why would i need to do that?

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>hey do you know how to change a tire

>>17145446
The machines you had were different from what im used to!

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>you're saying you don't need to pay for filling up your tires with air at a gas station?

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>change my diff fluid? why would I do that? it's sealed from the factory and opening a sealed system will just cause more harm

>if it ain't broken, I ain't fixin' it

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>>17147049
>my dad has this exact mentality when it comes to his Xterra
>basically only does the oil changes and such
>been driving it 16 fucking years and just 5 months ago changed the original sparkplugs because one blew
>at the same time he has 250k miles on it and it drives fine
>apparently he did the same thing with an old Nissan pickup from the 80's he had 700k miles on
>no not 70, 700

>change the oil? I just put in gas

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>people change their oil every 3k miles
>never bother to change the coolant

>pop the hood
>"car trouble, anon?"

>tires filled with nitrogen from the factory.
>keep going back to the dealer to fill them.

>>17147153
I've never had anybody do anything like that if I'm working on my car at home, but if I decided to check the oil in the parking lot of somewhere (old car burned oil) they would ask

>>17147119
I'm actually afraid that if I were to try to flush my coolant that dexcool sludge would clog my water jacket and kill my engine.

>>17147195
Every time I pop the hood on my RX8 to check the oil (every time I get gas) people ask me if everything is alright.

>>17147195
I was changing my air filter and the neighbor walked over and started asking if I had car trouble

then a few days later he started asking me questions about cars

man I dont know shit I just wanted a clean air filter

>>17147222
Is your response
>"No, it's a rotary"
Like it should be?

>>17147119
I add more all the time, but that's because I've only used water for years so some of it boils off every now and then

>>17147275
If they're a car guy and I can tell then yes, usually it's old dudes with pickup trucks that probably don't even know what a rotary is.

>>17145426
I started my car up yesterday to see if it was running properly before I bolted on the rest of the exhaust. It was loud but it was in my garage running for about 2 mins while I checked the timing before my 40 something neighbor walks into my garage to tell me he was calling to cops. I told him "go ahead, but get out of my house dude" and finished up. cops never came lol.

What is it with people that are just repulsed by cars?

>>17147102

NISSAN STRONK

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>I always get my oil changed at the dealer!
>The car's out of warranty, but they always use the best oil!

>>17147168
>people don't fill their tires with helium for better mpg's

>>17147102
It's a shame Renault bought them, and now they're fucking shit.

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Not changing your:
>oil
>oil filter
>rear diff
>spark plugs
>cleaning throttle bodies
>cleaning MAF sensors
for $205 in a single afternoon.

Why wouldn't you do it yourself?

It's like you hate money.

>>17147604
Fukken genius. I'm running 315/70/r17s on a jeep to, so I imagine I'd get better results.

>>17147690

>$50 for a gallon of oil

Bro...

>>17147207
Dexkill*

>>17145426
Why's that pupper in the closet

>>17147690
You're getting ripped off LOL