Satisfying /o/ feels

>>17138373
>swipe bus pass
>works first try

>tfw you perfectly eve match your downshift

>let go
>he doesn't have to hold his key all the way forward for three seconds until the starter revs enough to actually start the engine, sounding like it's having an aneurysm the whole time
#justfordthings

>>17139114

this tbqh

>not having push start so it never overcranks
also

>perfect wiper speed
>full tank of gas
>when you do a sharp turn from a stop and the steering wheels turns itself back all the way b/c fwd

>>17139721
>when you do a sharp turn from a stop and the steering wheels turns itself back all the way b/c fwd
>tfw your steering wheel doesn't even attempt to turn back to center and you've gotten so used to manually correcting it on every corner you don't even bother finding out why

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>turn key to start car
>hand slips off key after barely half a crank
>cars electronics disregards the slip and car starts car seamlessly
>same car for 2 years just finding this out now

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>finally fixed the interior rattle
>new tires
>fresh 'n' clean after a car wash
>executing perfect handbrake drift in the snow


>mfw I see the odometer hit 111,111.1

>>17139776
It's your caster. Get an alignment and ask for maximum caster

>>17139677
>insert key
DOODALO DOODALO DOODALO DOODALO DOODALO

>sync fails to connect to Bluetooth
>subtle dash rattle
>motor mounts a shit

Just focus things

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>>17140063
>work as a Ford tech
>hear that stupid chime at least 20 times a day

At least I get to romp on freshly delivered vehicles

>>17139114
This.
I hate it when it doesnt work the first time.

>>17139789
Kek, took me a while to discover it on my benz.

>>17140185
Some VW/Audi dealer near me leaves all that plastic bubble wrap shit on their cars for days because "wow brand new!!!"

Does anyone come in with sync issues? My 2011 was likely before they knew what the fuck they were doing and it always needs a hard reset/pull fuse.

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>>17139789
>>17140214

is this a manual thing? my shitbox yaris did it, but i've never had an automatic that did it.

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>floor gas pedal
>engine dies

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>>17139677
Ford a shit

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>car running fine
>stop at gas station to buy some smokes
>go to start car
>it cranks but doesn't wanna fire
>mash on gas pedal
>there we go

One day it just wont work

>>17140063
>insert key
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
>seat belt is stuck again
>subtle dash rattle
>motor mounts a shit and entire car heaves about twenty degrees to the right when you start it
Just Panther things.

>drive car for longer than 30 mins
CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK
>let off gas
CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK
>car comes to a complete stop at stoplight without using brakes
Help

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>vanos starts ticking

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>>17138373
>Backing a trailer out of a tight spot.
The strategy, the adrenaline, the orgasmic feel when you slide it right where it needs to go, the methodical precision. I could do it all day.

>>17140871
>tfw you can barely parallel park your Honda Accord because you're shit

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>lock keys in the car
>break in using things you find on the side of the road and a shoe lace.

>push car in
>complete engine swap 9 hours later
>push it back out because the writer lost the only key and it sits for 3 weeks


>>17140228
>because "wow brand new!!!

More likely

>just dumped off the car carrier and hasn't been PDI'd yet

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>>17140946

>when the new kid insists he can do a warranty timing cover reseal on a car that doesn't need it
>when he finds out warranty doesn't pay for valve cover removal/gasket/reseal despite needing to be done for the timing cover
>when he's flat rate and decides to just loosen the plastic valve cover and pry it out the way
>when he cracks it, reuses the old gasket, sets a MIL for multiple lean codes and he sends it anyway
>when the customer has been back 3 times and all he's done is waste a case of brake clean on it and send it back again

Sweet, my problem now

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>>17138373
hitting that apex without even trying

>>17139114
fpbp

>>17140890
TFW I can back a trailer like a champ, but literally don't know how to parallel park. I always drove trucks so I just jump the curb and yolo it in.

>>17139114
>Using a bus pass

I pay real money to ride the bus peasant.

>>17141090
I know this feel. I once off roaded a fully loaded 52' car hauler across a field because I needed gas and the road was closed. Curbs are suggestions.

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>>17140897
locked out of space wagon
>get in seconds later

>>17140602
Lol accurate
>>17140063
Top kek

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>>17139677
pretty sure thats all V8s tho